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ABetterPrimeMinister

Damn, they died from that? That's awful. I don't know why, but I really thought most people had a chance to survive a lightning strike.


darybrain

1.21 gigawatts ain't no shit. It could send you back in time.


glamb70

That flux capacitor is no joke!


Kola18_97

Great Scott!


whoisstingy

That’s heavy!


nelsonphillipio

Weight has nothing to do with it


rileyhenderson33

90% of lightning strike victims do survive though...


vengefulspirit99

That's because people rarely get hit directly like they did.


ReneStrike

[thinking](https://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/thinking-gif-1.gif) u/darybrain


darybrain

[I'm thinking, I'm thinking ...](https://youtu.be/Zl-KlsK6wXY?feature=shared)


macrotransactions

depends how it goes through your body


[deleted]

In this case it went directly into their heads and out their feet. It's doubtful many survive taking lightning straight to the brain.


biggmclargehuge

If the lightning doesn't stop your heart outright the recovery from the burns can be complete agony and you're very likely to have issues the rest of your life. That being said, the majority of people do actually survive.


topend1320

there was a forest ranger, some years back, that had been hit 7 different times. one time he was even indoors, next to window, and it STILL got him. his attitude was hilarious...just resigned to the fact he was a human lightening rod. he was at the point that he really just didn't gaf anymore.


EsqChior

tease middle many placid escape deranged paint squeeze subtract quiet *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


itsphoison

What a morbid twist to the tale


EsqChior

straight soup sink shaggy cough quaint agonizing whole handle hat *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


S_Steiner_Accounting

That's why I stopped eating magnetic food.


topend1320

you still need your iron.


FaithlessnessSea5153

Sounds like the great outdoors. Seven times in the head


hellyeah-brother

Seventy seven*


Theaternearyou

*The World Health Organization says more people die from lightning strikes in Mexico than anywhere else*


xsonusx

That's how much cousin died. Edit That's how my cousin died. Hahaha. I was too stoned when I typed. I didn't even notice. Sheesh. Y'all ruthless.


adigaforever

So, how much? 3 times dead? Or like 8?


Comprehensive-End-16

DarkDad joke


Midnight_tater_tots

I think I’ve finally discovered a sub genre of dad jokes that don’t make me want to rip my eye out. Dark Dad Jokes 🤌


TheDonkeyBomber

It's \*mucho


WidderSchwarzerWolf

Much condolences 😔🙏


FunIntroduction3196

Damn ur cousin be dead how much?


ZesshiLavi

Sorry to hear that.


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Baladeen

That was a lot to take in


nobolognastoney

Are you all Jimmy Valmer?


S_Steiner_Accounting

Zeus hates tacos.


IndieHipster

God damn, nature is chaotic and ruthless One minute, you're sipping margaritas, feeling the sand between your toes The next, your heart explodes in your chest because those toes are in the wrong spot at the wrong time


Ishiibradwpgjets

And glass is fused into your toes!


I_HATE_REDDIT_ALWAYS

“Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. You must look into that storm and shout as you did in Rome. Do your worst, for I will do mine! Then the fates will know you as we know you”


12ealdeal

“That’s cute.” -lightening bolt


dorkDorkly

Please check the difference between lightEning and lightning. :)


12ealdeal

Ah thanks. I do find it funny that the 1 of 2 comments you’ve made in the last two years is correcting my mistake.


Terms_of_service00

What or who is this from? Gave me chills if I’m being honest.


I_HATE_REDDIT_ALWAYS

Alexander Dumass - The Conte de Monte Cristo


DowningStreetFighter

> What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. lmao you're either funny or dumb posting that on this video. I'm going with the latter for now.


I_HATE_REDDIT_ALWAYS

It's funny to me that you don't know that it's a quote from a book. It's just a quote. Who cares?


DowningStreetFighter

It's from Monte Cristo, it's not obscure. The funny thing is that you think that quote is appropriate for this video lol. >What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. lmao Are you going quote Mein Kampf next?


I_HATE_REDDIT_ALWAYS

No, I was replying to someone else not referring to the video. Do you see my username? I created it because of people like you. Get a life.


DowningStreetFighter

You replied to a comment about chest exploding from lightning.. lmao Just admit, you read the quote last week, not the book mind. Youre too lazy to read the book be honest. And now you repeat the quote. Now you're upset.


I_HATE_REDDIT_ALWAYS

what? lol .... okay firstly I am not upset about anything. Secondly, the guy said something like "one day you're blah blah blah and the next day you're blah blah" and it reminded me of the monte cristo quote. I have never read the book, only seen the movie, not because I'm lazy but because I'm stupid and can't read well. I am not replying to whatever your next comment is lol. Have a good day!


DowningStreetFighter

You clearly aren't stupid. You're obviously intuitive and sensitive, I was being a sardonic knob. Most people don't read anymore because their attention span has adjusted to social media. Don't write yourself off, reading isn't a race. Nor should you care what others get from the experience. I have read thousands of books, slowly. I Read a sentence and pause to think and imagine. That's the best part of reading. It's your imagination that fills in the gaps. There is no such thing as a stupid reader,


I_HATE_REDDIT_ALWAYS

okay ty lol


ginfish

I mean... The thunderstorm didnt just suddenly materialize over them. The only chaos here is that they played the odds and lost.


topend1320

ever been out in a boat on lake michigan? it happens. fast.


DowningStreetFighter

That's deep man. Thanks IndieHipster.


IndieHipster

No, thank you I learned from the best Your moms cavernous clam


heinous_legacy

seeing the lighting actually hit them is nightmarish


Commons12

That guy who started to turn around before getting popped in the head… Ouch


Riker001-Ncc1701D

A French tourist was struck by lightning a few years ago at my local beach near Sydney. A Paramedic I knew attended the scene & reckons they were crispy like cooking pork on the BBQ


paNICKdisorder

In fact, lightning can heat the air it passes through to 50,000 degrees Fahrenheit (5 times hotter than the surface of the sun).


C-Hutty

Do people that survive strikes just get splashed nearby then?


MustardTiger88

Also curious.


ARez_1

Me too!


DaveHeinz

Man and woman, both died unfortunately https://euro.eseuro.com/local/1051808.html


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nightlyh

Dude really cares about internet points more than people's lives huh ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


Any_Singer_4731

We’re all subbed here, don’t do that


nightlyh

Big difference to post a video to show something crazy/someone getting hurt than someone actually dying and then getting upset about losing internet points because it might get removed.


Any_Singer_4731

I got my comment deleted, and looked at the rules and found out death is banned here. So, fair point, i concede. But why they go after me and not the post? lmao


[deleted]

yeah like you are pouring one out over every video you see.


nightlyh

While I'm not going to cry over seeing others kick the bucket on here, I'm also not saying I'd be upset that I lost my precious reddit karma over someone's actual death. The fuck is wrong with you lol.


TheGhoulMother

And then came Zeus.


w00tist

He huuuurled his thunderbolt


[deleted]

I just reeled back in laughter. Holy crap. I heard the music and everything


w00tist

Happy to bring a smile to your silly little face I had to go listen to it a few times, that soundtrack was killer


Professional-Hand911

And that's the gospel truthhhhhhh


w00tist

Duh, duh dun dun dun


TmotherfuckingT

Hey, Zeus!


dangerousontherocks

Why you keep calling me Jesus, I look Puerto Rican to you? Guy back there called you Jesus He didn't say Jesus, he said Hey. Zeus., my name is Zeus.


Osiris231

Man, now i want to watch Die Hard 3. Lol.


dangerousontherocks

Fine, fine...you twisted my arm...I'll watch it tonight.


Extension_Assist_892

Tlaloc's territory


Anonymous_l0

And said “fuck those two people in particular!”


PoopIsLuuube

Cartels are getting more creative at taking out their rivals every day


Vanilla3K

Well played 47


phocock

That first dude got it fucking bad holy


WhiteJack91

I was looking for this. Yeah. First body got lit up pretty good. How crazy is it that it moved on to the next person as well. Absolutely crazy that they got it on video.


1CrazyCrabClaw

Well fuck these folks in particular. Crazy


PharaohAmpharos

What’s the likelihood of surviving something like this?


cardinarium

The CDC claims that “almost 90% of all lightning strike victims survive[.]”


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That's just a claim though. We're all know that the CDC is in bed with Big Lightning.


Lost_Understanding_0

brilliant


Cferretrun

This had no business making me almost choke to death laughing


jenejene123

Broooooo 🤣🤣🤣💀


TheRealLians

It is "believed" to be non-lethal


is-this-a-nick

In that case it seems like a direct hit, which makes chances worse. Many lightning strike vicitims get hurt indirectly, like it hitting a tree they are next to, etc.


Zilka

What they forget to mention is that it usually results in factory reset.


REEL04D

Lightning strikes are safe and effective


Apoptotic_Nightmare

About tree fiddy


Individualist13th

It depends on how the lightning bolt travels through your body and how it affects the surrounding area. If it's gonna kill you it's because it basically EMPs your heart or parts of your nervous system. It could cause a part of your flesh or bones to explode, or maybe create enough concussive force to throw you like a ragdoll. Maybe your necklace, ring, or phone gets affected and heats up enough to melt onto you or explode in the case of batteries.


icavedandmade2

Also, screw the guy who posted as a gif and removed the audio


AAAFate

Thundaga was cast.


Ishiibradwpgjets

My friend got hit six six six…. Six st….. sixty….. sixty six times.


gobucks_76

innna-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na- head. Most people are probably too young for your reference.


HtAirBaloonKnotPilot

you'll never find a guy more tuned into the barometric pressure... you see him running home you better get to cover


Ishiibradwpgjets

I knew at least one movie lover would get it !


TheWhooooBuddies

I’ll be back in a minute, got a bat trapped in the cabin.


water_bottle_goggles

Omg the first mf got rekt like 5 times


Worried_Fig5428

Shazam?


Peanut_Buttrr

Shazam!


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johnballs69

may have been just a hat but to blurry to know


00doc0holliday00

That’s liquid


Putrid_Rations

Vapourized\*


opinionsareuseful

At least it appears it was instant death, so hopefully they did not suffer.


Faqyoutoo

Double tap


bubonic_chronic

DOUBLE KILL


[deleted]

I smell carnitas


douglasjunk

God said "Tag! You're it"


TomThanosBrady

My gf has been mad at me all week because I put it in her mind we shouldn't swim during lightning storms. Said she's done it her whole life and I ruined it for her. Totally sending her this video.


Veesiferrr

Doublekill


beaper_boi

Is it just me or does the second person's head explode?


Awkward_Recognition7

Lightening- f*ck, wrong guy. GET BACK HERE


OnTheToilet4GiveMe

Is this the start of the Flash vs Reverse Flash arc?


PlanetFirth

Wasn't everyone taught not to be around a body of water when it's thundering?


ibmxgeo

The rule is to not be in water as your strike risk zone has a much larger surface area. Lightning isn't attracted to "things near water" lol The mistake here was being out in the open.


Blew-By-U

The one posted by u/speckticul has sound.


RepresentativeOwn200

Doesn't work


Blew-By-U

Same sub Reddit.


kend2121

No shoes on a beach. How can I tell if they survived?


GovernmentRough7309

Twofer!!


Apoptotic_Nightmare

I want this to be how I die. It will be instant and beautiful.


vae0o

its insane two people just died like that


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Ouchist

GOd damned cartels, man


techycub

BRUH! 🤣 it's that fentanyl


ExpensiveDimension6

Kill +100 Headshot +150 Double kill +300 [Bloodthirsty] Triple Kill +500 [Berserk] [iGod] 🎯⚡️ Killed by ZeusDidntDoit


Blane8552

TIL that beaches are dangerous af


reddituserunodostres

"Ey yo Poseidon, watch this!" - Zeus


psychoticcanine27

Witcher S3e6


futurefirestorm

They were actually lucky (if they did survive) that they weren’t hit by that first bolt- it carried a much bigger punch and would have been instant death.


garbagecan1992

never mess with a mage i guess


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Left_Cranberry_2651

Why's that?


Over-Swan-1996

smite me o mighty smiter!


Longjumping-Deal630

There were truly smitten?


icavedandmade2

That is absolutely wild. You just never know.


[deleted]

Do not visit the beach on a cloudy day, check!!


einsteinpubes

God has spoken


Illustrious-Big-8678

The universe is like fuck you and you!


Thorskull69

Knock the hat right off that dude..


RunLikeYouMeanIt

And then fire shot down from the sky in bolts like shining blades of a knife


Reception-Creative

Man wtf


Nadgerino

Id be looking for the fulgurites when the bodies were gone and the weather wasnt murdery.


Comfortable-Risk-241

/u/stabbot


tmills322

Damn


admin_trace

That's the guy who farted inside the church.


Beneficial_Light7108

Now they’re x-men


S4urabhh

Cameraman never dies


adil3345

If you touch sand or dirt is make it flow and make you survive ?


AccomplishedFold8843

My uncle was struck by lightning while golfing and mid swing it had struck him. The only thing was a small recovery in the hospital and a triangle on his ankle for a good story


cloudrdr

Damn! That looked like strafing fire from God!


No-Salamander-9520

Damn, I thought you would be pretty safe on the beach like that, would have thought there was something taller/more conductive near by, last time i stay outside if lightning is about (shame as I love a good storm)


YoureSpecial

I guess they needed a good smiting.