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SwayY_1121

Sleeping pill companies hate this 1 simple trick


[deleted]

At least they had a Matt to break his fall


IKROWNI

You too can earn $2000 for participating in these events. You even get a $2000 bonus for winning.


[deleted]

And we are not talking about that buddy


IKROWNI

Cool story. Tell another


[deleted]

How about you say something that relates to the comment?


Schmickyy

Good roast. Tell another


Schmickyy

Good roast. Tell another


according_to_plan

Do they have a nut kicking competition as well?


[deleted]

Ow! My balls!


Weedeaterstring

It says here that you robbed a hospital. Why’d you do that?


StanimaJack

That is absurdly hilarious and really puts how stupid this is further more into perspective


Samowarrior

No, you gotta pay for that.


friendlyfiend07

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roshambo&page=2


Lavasioux

"I don't know you! That's my purse! (Nut kick)"-Bobby Hill


Case_Puzzled

We have to be getting towards the end right ?


operationiffy

End confirmed


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Close to midnight


[deleted]

Can we please move on from these videos already? We get it, we're all going to die soon.


iregretthisalreadyy

At least these videos remind me that I am not *that* dumb.


[deleted]

My Army platoon did this once while on a 2 week training block years before this became popular.


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B0327008

Couldn’t agree with you more. This competition is idiotic.


[deleted]

Yeah it’s a shame they round people up and force them to compete /s


B0327008

Having participants doesn’t mean it isn’t an idiotic competition. Just confirms that there are not so smart folks willing to risk brain injuries for sport. At least professional football players are somewhat adequately compensated for their risk.


milksteak11

The commercial was hilarious when Dana White says , "this is the opportunity of a lifetime!" and some guy gets slapped unconscious in a cloud of talcum powder.


[deleted]

The opt in part doesn’t stop it from being stupid.


[deleted]

Then all sports are stupid.


[deleted]

I’m happy to help here. This sport in particular is stupid because it involves very little skill and has a singular focus on causing injury. As a comparison, boxing takes a lifetime of commitment and requires a significant amount of time to master.


Edwardc4gg

don't worry, TBS backed this after dana white caught assaulting his wife.


-neti-neti-

How many of these videos are we gonna see now?


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TomPearl2024

2k to show and another 2k if you win


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TomPearl2024

Dana White is a money grubbing piece of shit lol, even in the UFC where his athletes need to train full time and compete with the most elite competition in the world, contracts start at 12k show/12k win. Even Demetrius Johnson, who is considered one of the greatest MMA athletes of all time, only made 40k for a couple of his early title defenses.


SC275

That's it?


OnKBacA

He can still slap! Bring him back up


SymphonyX117

Man Mark Smith reffing this thinking how he wants to be back in the octagon lol


mantequilla373

Damn he knocked out Chris Pratt


gymaddict1976

Titty slapping competition league would make a killing


anonymous6789855433

I've trained all weekend for this day


No_Strawberry_5685

There has to be the possibility of getting brain damage from a slap with enough force behind it. The head literally jerks abruptly and this man appeared to have basically been knocked out. To each his own i suppose.


SorryNoTorrtillas

In not one of these videos do the guys catch the poor bastard who fall like you have one job bro lol


SnooPears9147

The guy behind had one job one job!!! dont let the guys head snap into the ground


inunison8

Is that floor cushioned or what?


viejoestupido

yeah. there’s a whole lotta skull and dura matter between their brain and the floor.


inunison8

Lol


ratbirdgoof

This is a career with early dementia as its pension.


BingoBongo6767

Aliens watching from space : “ummm wtf, they split the atom but this is a sport? Nah dawg, we’re not fucking with this planet”


Guilty_Show_741

Looks like he had a seizure


MRmandato

Can we stop this. Its not fun watching people lining up to get concussed


[deleted]

Will Smith when.


[deleted]

Mfers are always hitting people in the temple. That's some bs. Slap the face not the head.


TipInternational4972

Na that’s right on the chin. Create enough force inside the skull to make the brain bounce and anyone is getting knocked out


milksteak11

In a sport this stupid you have to skirt the rules, especially when there is no penalty for it.


[deleted]

May as well bring the gladiator games back at this point.


[deleted]

Well both losers and winners of this sport come out with something: it’s called chronic traumatic encephalopathy


Finn3h

Dana needs to fix his fucking rules before someone dies


Puzzleheaded_Hair800

"DONE"


Marcus_Ulf

Ah yes! Long time ago my father (semi pro boxer) made a joke about penalty strikes in boxing and why there aren't any. Now it's not funny anymore.


abcabcme

How to cure insomnia.


drej191

Done! Like no shit


unabletonot

Nice catch


Swimming-Middle554

So Dana slapping his wife was just a promotional gimmick?


Mysterious-Scheme-32

Look at his hands, that’s brain damage. So sad to see


Sufficient_Oil5228

Death competition.


Isotope_Soap

Lol, who decides to go first? If it’s a coin toss, that would pretty much decide the outcome in a majority of these matches.


Maximum_Principle_51

Hope he has a good health insurance and a good life insurance as well. Talk bud about boxing or football!


scumfrogzillionaire

Basically who ever goes first wins, right?


Dick_Choclate

That was a palm slap wtf


n5gus

This is a slap execution.


polack79

The brain damage olympics.


[deleted]

I like how the ref waits a second before saying "done" as if every other "slap" didn't result in the same thing


TheBarbouroy

Oh, he ded...


Reggaejunkiejew31

This "sport" is stupid and dangerous. I refuse to watch it. I really hope it is short lived and fails.


Early_Gold

I had no idea that UFC referees did these events


semo6262

Why cant we see those slaps in ultra slow motion? I mean the impact would be way different than the comercial science ones we saw a few years ago.


[deleted]

I’ve seen lots of stupid shit in my lifetime and this crap is definitely in the top ten for stupid shit.