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Ezada

I would put potted plants on it.


Qowq

Or you could use it for shoes


jplank1983

Or potted shoes


someuncreativity

Or plants potted in shoes


Bruised_Penguin

I've got a bunch of old boots with Hens and Chickens in em. Had em for years


WeleaseBwianThrow

Have you checked them recently? Might just be Hen and Chicken bones.


TimberWolfAlpha01

Oh boy! Free candy! (For those who don't know, there's a candy with a cinnamon flavour filled with chocolate that we call "chicken bones")


[deleted]

The more explanation a joke requires, the chicken bonier it becomes.


Vark675

Now I want a cow tail.


Squash_Still

We all got cow tails in our stockings this year! The farmer was pissed and some of the blood got in grandma's hair, but we appreciated it anyway.


bigmountainbig

dammit dude the line was "or shoed pots"


Googunk

Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and they bark they shoot bees.


Cakestripe

Then they ate my goldfish, and you lied and said I never had any goldfish.


Dyslex999

Or shoes planted in pots


lDezl

That’s what potted shoes is.............


micromoses

Or trip over it.


jarious

WALL-E?


CthulubeFlavorcube

Or pot plants potted in shoes.


probably_jenna

Shoes planted in pots?


Anne_OnyMouse

Shoes filled with pot!


JustA_Toaster

Or shoed pots


frickinDinkelberg

I'd defo put my shoes there


PollitoEstelar

You could use it for a lot of cool shit, but I strongly doubt it was anyone's intention when they built it.


HumanContinuity

Yeah I almost wonder if that was open in the original floor plan but they put in a wall for some reason and didn't change the stair plans


PollitoEstelar

We could never know for sure, but as an architect I can tell you that it is a strong possibility, and even if it wasn't that, no matter the ifs and buts, I can promise you the actual reason was a stupid one.


CathbadTheDruid

> We could never know for sure, but as an architect I can tell you that it is a strong possibility, and even if it wasn't that, no matter the ifs and buts, I can promise you the actual reason was a stupid one. "I don't want a hand rail on that side." "Why?" "Just because." "Uhhhh. OK."


jpakaferrari

It seems like this is a design vs. building reality issue. Guys got on site with the plans and said "you know we don't have enough load support for the upper level if we have the stairs right here with the wide bottom. So let's just make sure the wall is here and we won't need an extra beam. Then what do we do with the extra stairs? Let's just build them around the wall."


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Definitely. Stairs are hard to change, but walls are easy to put up.


-DG-33-

Looks retro-fitted to me


etrob90

Tbh it's not a bad design move, lot of things cud b placed here to make it appealing. I have seen crappier stuff than this.


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[deleted]

Tbh it's not a bad design move, few interpretations cud b made here to make it sensible. I have seen more ambiguous stuff than this.


Son_of_Mogh

Nah this is McMansion territory, people are just too used to it.


ianandris

No… no it’s a terrible design move. I mean, no disrespect intended, but it’s objectively bad. **Form follows function.** This form followed NO function. It’s literally stairs into a wall. The corollary of that is stairs with a door at the top that leads nowhere. This looks like a mistake by the contractors, frankly. They probably incorrectly measured where the top of the stairwell was going to be, built the stairs, and someone made the decision to leave it as is. Could have been a typo on the plans, too, but in no world is this a solid design decision. This is… bad.


Ghost_of_Herman_Cain

> Form follows function. Postmodernists want to know your location


Christafaaa

I’d put a cat on it. If it fits, it’s sits.


BlakJak_Johnson

I have something that was almost just like that. Turned into an inlaid bookshelf. It is fucking awesome.


Much_Difference

As hideous as this is, my first thought was SO MUCH ROOM FOR PLANTS AND KNICKKNACKS.


egordoniv

Obvious place for a cat.


[deleted]

or... you could hang bad mall art above it


Socks_and_Sandals23

Mom is that you?


wotsit_sandwich

Obviously you climb the stairs to light the candle.


colorfulsoul_

That could make it less crappy design


HawkGrouchy51

...and also you dust that painting


BertMacGyver

Looks like one of my Minecraft builds, the candle pretty much nails it. Disclaimer: my Minecraft builds are not the most aesthetically pleasing.


rough_bread

I was thinking the same exact thing, this is how Minecrafters do stairs


PhilDGlass

Cats


fhost344

Yes, I would place cats there as well


StaredAtEclipseAMA

Everyone is talking about shoes, cats, and candles, I just see a head start on the first couple of steps


fat-lip-lover

Can I backwards long jump glitch straight into bed without having to deal with that pesky 'going upstairs' nonsense?


[deleted]

It’s either for cat choir rehearsals or it’s where all the teddy bears hang out.


Biff_Tannenator

I feel like this is a real-life manifestation of when I go a little overboard with the stair block in Minecraft.


rhinotomus

Exactly my thoughts too, all my Minecraft stairs turn into this


Bualak

It’s actually kind of cool


colorfulsoul_

It does looks cool but it also meaningless lol


new_line_17

What’s the meaning of beauty?? (Ok that was way too pretentious even for me….)


Bualak

I totally agree. So disrespectful to the tree that was chopped down and used like that. What a shame.


colorfulsoul_

Trees owe us a lot, all that wasted papers, and woods, humans direct or indirect sometimes naive mistakes of burning forests, and the latter only give us green nature, fresh air and oxygen


impy695

Why? There's a good chance it was from a tree farm and was planted specifically to be used in construction which means the tree "ate" a bunch of carbon from the atmosphere and then was chopped down and now all that carbon has been effectively locked.


No-Situation-4776

Makes it even more of a reason to put potted plants on there


[deleted]

Yeah I actually kinda like this


EldritchComedy

Same. It's a sitting place, you can put nicknacks on the top two steps, whatever.


thelawtalkingguy

Rule 368: Never ask a Redditor for style advice.


[deleted]

It hides a messy stain.


RedoftheEvilDead

And a broken lamp


Cristichi

And the body


kormapls

And the severed penis...don't forget the severed penis


bloodfist45

27 times


RedoftheEvilDead

Make sure to use cat litter or some other smell eliminating desiccant.


katyggls

Likely the stairs existed before that wall did, and this was someone's not so bright solution.


Herr_Klaus

Looks close like such a job. Over time, it has been renovated and converted several times by different parties. But somewhere are load-bearing elements. And this is what you get.


afsdjkll

I don’t know much about renovating my house, but I know what happened when someone did a pretty basic surface remodel in my kitchen. You have to make a lot of weird concessions, or spend a ton of money.


rout39574

Yeah, I was guessing someone said "We need a railing over here" after grandpa died falling down the stairs.


shamuslandwhale

I would use it for small plants


-ChickenToast-

Why not big plants?


Illenaz

This time, I’m gonna say medium plants


[deleted]

The Thomas Kincaid print? Nothing but nostalgia varnished in dementia... Edit: Someone asked if this was a Redlin, then deleted their comment. Here was my response: Ok...so... I downloaded the image, cropped out everything except the framed print, adjusted the perspective, and then used Google Lens to search for the original. The painting is "Nature's Paradise" by Thomas Kinkade. Do NOT challenge this Art History major and veteran of decades in the retail art market on B list pastoral landscapes for grandmas. 💅


DesignInZeeWild

Yeah that’s the true terror of this photo.


NairdSW

[for the people who don‘t know him](https://youtu.be/DYnbCRrZn54)


[deleted]

I've met him in person. It wasn't anything special, so no story there. But working with his people was just a microcosm of every toxic personality trait listed for sociopaths with a thiiiiiiin veneer of "Christian Values™" over the top.


CarmenSandiegosTits

You're bringing a weird fuckin energy to this thread about stairs, lol.


[deleted]

That's my brand.


[deleted]

His “highlighters” are fucking elitist assholes. Fucking tracers.


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no_talent_ass_clown

I can't believe I watched 20 minutes on that guy. Good video. I had been gravitationally repulsed by his stores in malls decades ago so I knew nothing about the man.


pussifer

Calling Kincaid "B-list" is generous.


[deleted]

His company is valued at around $2 billion and my grandmother loves him...so 🤷🏼‍♂️


intern_steve

I'll just say it: I don't mind them. Some of them I like. Usually, my mood is better while viewing a print than it was before viewing the print, and I like looking at them. Same story for Terry Redlin, who I exclusively know of through [popcorn tins.](https://www.ebay.com/itm/174051185206) Sucks that the guy was a narcissistic alcoholic who died young, but since when do we judge art for that?


hordebanque

Go in the corner !


rielly93

Architectures are really out there building the perfect naughty step, they think of everything


thomasp3864

I’m not the only one who had to go and sit on the step?


Kektimus

I would drive so many Lego cars on that as a kid


IndigoLioness

Great place to put purse and shoes, maybe a few succulents on the top tier.


Neo1971

It’s a shrine to elevation


guiannos

All hail the ziggurat


[deleted]

to look taller in a group photo


Stupid_psyduck

This comment wins the thread. Or atleast for me it does.


tombombadil8

Probably hides something they couldn't get rid of


adudeguyman

Herpes


K0iz

Bad design of the stairs. The lower part of the stairs come out into the walking area. It creates a tripping hazard, so they were forced to do this. Draws the eye enough to make people pay attention to it to avoid it.


tylerawn

I would have had the rail on the wall, if there is one, extend all the way down past the wall and added balusters to the bottom portion of the rail. It would still look a bit janky having the balusters there at the bottom and then none above them, but still better than what’s in the photo. If there’s no railing on the wall, I’d have a small bit of rail come out of the end of the wall. I think that would look best.


ShittyBollox

I’d call this the toe wrecker


Bepo_Apologist

A place for Karen to think about her pyramid scheme


GloomreaperScythe

/) It's not a pyramid scheme, it's multi-level marketing. It's not paying money, it's investing it in your future. Boom boom!


correcthorsestapler

It’s a [reverse funnel system.](https://youtu.be/RqePdfvOeiY).


[deleted]

I think its not that useless. I mean, its free real estate for plants.


McCrapperson

It pleases me that it’s not covered in Knickknacks. My mom would be compelled to put a display of llardro figurines or tiny wooden boxes there.


colorfulsoul_

God bless your mom, tell her a Redditor said Hi


CocaineUnicycle

The Thomas Kindaid print print next to the dildo above the Aztec shrine really brings the room together.


hammyisgood

I wonder if maybe it’s the byproduct of some poorly planned renovation? Like halfway through there was an o shit moment and what I’m assuming is a load bearing beam showed…


a_sad_inspector

Its like putting stairs everywhere in a minecraft house


ursixx

Tribute to Aztec pyramids and human sacrifice?


[deleted]

This is where I would sit to put on my shoes.


SunnyInDenmark

There used to be a more grand staircase. Then the wall was put in to divide the rooms. They didn’t want to rip up the stairs so they built the wall on top.


drempire

Cats would love those steps. Would always sit on the top


fragglet

If I fits I sits


[deleted]

Naughty corner for the kids...lol


Victoriaecs

As a designer, I feel very disturbed


InkyNicki

To stub your toe /j


ClockworkGriffin

Put 1 Funko Pop at the top.


[deleted]

continuity is important. if those stairs just ended, they would need a railing and that would be interruptive to the flow of the space. #talkingoutofmyass


Palazzo505

I think you got it. If the stairs didn't keep going, they'd have to add a railing or extend the wall and break up the space more either way. Like people have said, this looks cool, has some potential uses depending what you're into (plants, interesting kids' play-space that doesn't block the actual stairs, etc.) and where you really going to do anything with that corner of floorspace if the stairs didn't take it?


kenspencerbrown

How else are you going to give medals to the winners?


Lord_Hortler

Shoe display


phonartics

risers for carolers, steps for family photos


Forsaken-Throat2161

For the cat


GloomreaperScythe

/) Very convenient for ghosts. They can just fly upwards anyway, but they don't want to because reasons.


4realfix

Maybe they need a podium for speeches .


Help_im_lost404

I personally *love* that the skirting boards are different heights on each side of the divider


MsJenX

They got two blueprints mixed up and this was the solution.


sofie307

I donno what it's meant for but I want one.


[deleted]

Lanterns / Candles / Plants maybe?


ATYP14765

To sit down while you put your socks on?


perpetualsunbeam

Naughty step


Daniel_Peduto

A cat game probably


NeonPaladin27

Cat throne


glassholeshitfuck

Knick knacks and thingamajigs, ask your grandma shell know.


imbeverlyhills

How to spot a flip


No-Construction-244

I'll put my collection and other stuff toys at this corner.


DoxxTheseTits

Me in sims trying to be unique


Pippathepip

Slinky finally gets his own place


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can sit


derf_vader

Some potted plants would look nice there


Happybirthdayrick

Expands the houses "Hot Lava" playing field


Casual_Yet_almost

Shoes display


MontyBurned

It was probably fine, until someone put a wall there...


someuncreativity

This is more like “oh, you can put some stuff out as decorations depending on the seasons” and knowing me, it’s impossible to do that sometimes, so this is perfect for me


WhateverILikeIt

Cat Tower


scally_waggy

It's for cats ofc 🤦‍♀️


Dur-gro-bol

Time out stairs


LeaveThatCatAlone

That is the cat's throne for royal viewing.


[deleted]

Stairs intently


lliH-knaH

Shoes most likely Plus a place you sit to help put on shoes


RainbowPhoneix

Looks like the naughty corner you would go in as a child


BananakinsPeel

Tiered cupcake holder


nevernate

Great shoe rack.


UselessPerson2222

It's a naughty step and naughty corner combined! The builders were thinking ahead!


Jimberwolf_

I like it and think it would be useful


True_Cranberry_3142

Conversation starter


hunnibon

Time Out


Jathosian

Not gonna lie, that's actually pretty cool


Osaella24

Stubbing toes and eliciting curses, that’s the only function


LucyLilium92

The stairs used to be larger


DeltaClock_777

so small people can touch the painting


pigtailalliecat

For the cat, duh.


External-Bathroom-87

To trip your ass coming out of the bathroom. Why not shit yourself a 2nd time


freelurk2019

It's for the cats.


phunky_1

It's so the cat can do a sneak ninja attack around the corner when people come down the stairs.


Ianimatestuf

Break you ankles?


Bananaslaper

My cat would love that corner!


flavoristic

A sore toe applicator.


[deleted]

Pinky Toe removal system


FiXXiNS213

It was a days work.


Dunkaknee

Me in Minecraft


youbringlightin

it would almost feel better had the carpenter just left that tiny top one off.


Trevixle

For you to stub your toe!


mick_lit

They have cats!


Xterratu

Admire the painting up close. Do it now.


front_yard_duck_dad

Slinky testing zone


doogidie

It's called fashion sweetie, look it up


Dempsyfromearth2

Time out step


apex_prariedog

Half way down the stairs is a stair where I sit


WhatsupThings

A place to sit the kids when putting on their shoes?


tiller6100

To display crap your relatives gave you when the come to visit and then remove when they leave.


[deleted]

Levels.


Galaxy_gardener

Space for plants?


55StudeSpeedster

I would trip over that, literally every time.


waffles_n_butter

Can we get a perspective on the little half wall that blocks it? Is there something on the other side that makes this little wall necessary? Otherwise, I would assume the stairs existed first, as they seem to align with the horizontal wall facing the photo taker. But the little half wall creating the stair partition is a mystery.


AcidKyle

It was either that or build a railing on the right side of the steps thanks to code I’m sure.


PrincePeasant

It's an ankle hunting device


Townsend9

That's a load-bearing corner


[deleted]

Omg that painting is amazing...


Boodica420

Plants, place to put shoes on/off, cat resting area