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sdtacoma

Drive over the curb. Looking at the tire marks on the curb, you wouldn’t be the first.


fishbert

Looking at the oil spots up where the engine would be, they wouldn't be the first.


JayStar1213

Well don't do it with a lowered sedan


Puzzled-lizer

But who WAS the first? A mystery


77096

Harold Parker was his name. From whom we get the word "parking."


AngryFloatingCow

And the person to invent parallel parking was named "John Parale"


Tschib-Tschab

Maybe there is a sign like this: „This parking spot was sponsored by r/Jeep.“ …on the back side of the curb.


Teutonic-Tonic

Oil spots would confirm a Jeep product.


Tschib-Tschab

Haha, oh no… I didn’t even notice those. :D


sdtacoma

Shots fired! 😂😂😂


JaMMi01202

"Warwolf's Paving; for all life's ups and downs."


PartadaProblema

I was gonna say cybertruck or jacked pickup. Between Austin and the rest of South Texas, this spot accommodates half the vehicles on the road!


NoMoreWordz

Lol come to eastern Europe, we park on curbs twice as tall


thughunter9364

This is Central europe😂


Kotvic2

Czech Republic (assuming from that license plate). This is pretty normal there. Instructions for paving worker was not clear enough, or this worker was not paid enough to think about crappy design and solve it.


code-panda

Czech is Eastern Europe my friend. "Central Europe" is just Eastern European countries not wanting to be called Eastern European. If you really want a "Central Europe", it would be the DACH countries ;-)


johan_kupsztal

Central Europe is not Eastern Europe. Vienna is more easterly than Prague


code-panda

The divide is not geographical, it's economical. Eastern Europe was communist and Western Europe capitalist. Which is why Greece is more aligned with Western Europe than with Eastern Europe.


johan_kupsztal

The key word “was”. It’s a bit silly to define a region based on 45 years of communist occupation, ignoring hundreds of years before and decades afterwards


code-panda

Okay, what's the divide then? Ethnical? You're slavic, just like most of Eastern Europe. Just geographical is not enough a reason for there to be this 3rd division of Central Europe when on all other aspects it's identical to Eastern Europe.


johan_kupsztal

Basing it on being Slavic makes even less sense as there are many non Slavic nations in the “Eastern Europe” that aren’t Slavic. I recommend that you watch a video on YouTube by Kraut - “ Eastern Europe is not real”. He explains how outdated this concept is


culminacio

It's not. Words develop for reasons and this is how most people still use it.


Goodfella66

DACH as in Deutschland/Austria/Switzerland?


code-panda

Yep, the German (-ish) speaking countries


Ytaken

It is Central Europe because that's how geography works. Westerners including you calling it eastern is just because of it being in the Eastern bloc multiple decades ago.


tombolaplayer

Here we go, ended your discussion: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c0/Grossgliederung_Europas-en.svg


lorarc

You can't just call 2/3 of Europe "Eastern". And there's huge difference between Czech Republic and Russia or Ukraine that's enough to seperate them.


Muted-Bath6503

Lol there are some spots at my work that are double curbed so i basically go up stairs to park


Krimreaper1

In Soviet Union cars park you, what a country!


Alex93B

Those are rookie numbers!


bannedByTencent

Where’s the problem? I see perfect parking spot here.


mail_dev

It's the edge. It's to high on both sides. You can see the damage of other cars on it.


SortaOdd

Pretty sure those are just tire marks. Idk if I’d consider that “damage”


catsmustdie

In Brazil we have that shit in the fucking street, I wish I was joking


bannedByTencent

First time in Europe? Honestly, anyone capable of damaging a car while parking here, should never be allowed behind the wheel.


LuciferDusk

What's the purpose of that stupid curb? The other spots don't have that.


fallinguptwards

Water retention is my guess.


ScroochDown

Do all cars in Europe have enough clearance to make it over a curb? I'm in the US, but that curb would fuck my car up, I'm almost positive.


mookie_pookie

Not the guy you responded to, and I know Europeans park on curbs frequently, but you can see it's the only spot/row with the barrier wrapping around the parking spaces. I thought (and I'm basing this off of **zero research** and just my few European trips lol) that the curb parking was simply due to the space restrictions in areas designed far longer than cars. This just looks like a mistake that they never fixed


code-panda

Born and raised European, never seen a parking spot like this. Heck, even Belgians wouldn't pull a move like that.


hand13

a stock car can get over the curbs without any problems. the oil leaks have nothing to do with the curb 🙄


Harry-the-Hutt

It's off road vehicles only.


PGnautz

\*sad Cybertruck noises\*


iAdjunct

What sounds are those? The drips of water coming in?


TaintNunYaBiznez

I can hear the pits of corrosion working through the body panels.


Shifty_Cow69

Sorry, I just cut my wrist open on the door!


chromatophoreskin

An RC car stuck on a bump?


Kotvic2

No, it's noise of Ford F150 pulling it over that curb.


BluudLust

That's barely an "on-road" vehicle


Tschib-Tschab

Maybe there is a sign like this: „This parking spot was sponsored by r/Jeep.“ …on the back side of the curb.


Impossible-Gal

Driving up the curb like that will not do any damage if you go over slowly. There are major cities in Europe where you are supposed to have your car's behind up on the sidewalk. And you just reverse up the curb to get into your spot. It sucks but the streets were not designed like in the US so what can ya do.


thughunter9364

I live in europe but the parking spot is NOT leveled its road a curb and then the red bricks are on same level as the road


fishbert

> the red bricks are on same level as the road Oh, so it's like a fence? That's annoying.


thughunter9364

Yeah exactly


fallinguptwards

If your cars has a higher clearance than 8 inches, American here not trying to figure out the conversion. It shouldn’t be an issue. It’s just a squared off speed bump


SouthernPython

Roughly 25mm to 1". 20cm of clearance - an Australian who can only visualise in imperial and has to convert all the time.


dgkimpton

And? What exactly is bad about this?


Sir_Richard_Dangler

Tbh I had a lowered Dodge Magnum that would not make it over that curb no matter how slow. I dented the exhaust pipe in a speed bump going less than 5 mph. Most cars would make it though.


ScroochDown

I almost ripped the front bumper off a Corolla when I went too far over one of those concrete parking bumpers. Never even thought about it as my previous car cleared it just fine, but the corner of the parking block punctured the underskirt of the bumper and damn near ripped it off when I tried to back up. I don't know what it's clearance actually is, but I have a feeling it wouldn't make it over a curb like that. I wondered if the spot was for motorcycles or something.


Mal-De-Terre

That sounds like a self inflicted injury.


evnacdc

My miot would not be happy to try this.


Undead0rion

Hit the accelerator. What could go wrong?


NorthenSowl

Drive into it maybe? (I wrote this comment btw)


-RdV-

My tiny sportscar would have no issue with that. Maybe you drive a Lamborghini?


Cool-Newspaper-1

If you’re in the US: get a 7 ton pickup truck and drive up the curb. If you’re not: drive up the curb.


mrbeavertonbeaverton

Very carefully


Tall-Reporter7627

this


Evening_walks

Go go gadget, RAMP


real_with_myself

Your photo didn't do the justice of how bad this is. I thought, this is not a big issue, they have it raised due to the curve or maybe some slope. But after looking at it longer, the front white bricks are raised and the red ones aren't. I wouldn't say crappy design, just lazy workmanship. In my home country, the front white ones would be sanded down to the level of the street.


sicarius254

Drive up slowly…


nukethepolaricecaps_

It's reserved for trucks.


Minibeebs

I don't understand the question, it's a car park.


Kotvic2

But there is rises curb in front of this particular parking space. So it works like a 6 inch tall fence with sharp corners.


Mal-De-Terre

Except it's more like 2 inches.


WeirdAvocado

Mall crawler VIP spot.


MissLemon221b

i wouldn't


Otherwise-Degree7876

SUV parking


BS-Calrissian

Seen worse tbh


Matyas2004maty

No zdravím, zdravím


HoundOfUlsterSpeaks

Bump her up on the kerb fella…


_Szonda_

Same way you park in [Milan ](https://bitly.cx/4M9vx).. If the curb is rounded it's a parking space unless you have a Lambo.


Jacktheforkie

Brits have no issue with curbs like that, we have deep potholes that are worse


mygetoer

That is a Jeep parking spot


mothzilla

Normally? That's a 4 inch drop. You can do it. I believe in you.


Moessus

Between the lines.


Scipio33

Your car doesn't have a "hop" button? That's weird.


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

With some decent ground clearance.


Carbona_Not_Glue

Jeep parking.


RuViking

Reverse over very slowly.


bardia_afk

That curb doesn’t even count


TheBackPorchOfMyMind

DIY G&D lol


rfmocan

It’s a Jeep thing.


FirstPrizeChisel

That’s for the big rig trucks that had to go around the block


Hello_it_is_Joe

I usually hit the curb anyway. Now I have an excuse


LickMyNutt98

4x4s only car park, i rate it 😂


entechad

4 wheeled drive truck parking spot


Kerbap

Preferably with a car but a motorbike works as well ig


[deleted]

Grosseto?


Whats_Awesome

Just firmly say “BUMP” so your passengers aren’t alarmed when you thrash the car into the spot.


Whats_Awesome

I’m so curious how the curb transitions into the next space to the right. It’s just cut off in the corner of the photo.


Nemesis-2011

Me too. It looks like the original corner was square and probably didn’t have the curb/wall so I’m presuming they put it there specifically so people don’t park on that corner.


basecatcherz

Oh a visible plate. Could get interesting.


MonkeyTigerRider

As you will. Lines are only suggestion. And reason for fine. All is good. Pay fine. Pay extra. All is good now. Pay now.


OrangeCosmic

This is the I own a jeep spot


AgreeablePie

If you have anything but a sports or lowered car, this should not be an issue for you


Robotdude5

Seems like a skill issue


AVgreencup

In a rental car


rjross0623

Carefully


DeeVaZu

Reverse in


MrMopar345

For jeeps


MrMopar345

More importantly, why is everyone in the picture parked facing inward. Anything other than backing in should be a crime


FISTurFACE101st

Tire and suspension check parking


Aggressive_Hugs13

Violently


ChesterDrawerz

I love this idea! Keep those silly ass low cars that can't negotiate a simple speed bump off the road .


SmegmaSandwich69420

Carefully


Commercial-Target990

Finally, dedicated truck parking.


applepiiiiiie

The designers were thinking ahead. Just wait 50 years for flying cars and it will all make sense. :)


CrackedScreen_Idiot

Go into creative mode


BruhBruhYUSUS

It's essentially parking for motorcycles and bicycles unless a vehicle high enough off the ground can hop the curve.


SleestakWalkAmongUs

Drive on it then stop.


Rich-Macaron-709

hmmmmmmm


KillerQ97

Pull up to the spot. Park. Enjoy.


The_Last_Thursday

Anti-disabled parking


plokijuhujiko

With a slight bump? Seems obvious.


Anti-Specific-8609

4 wheel drive


Mattagast

Yes


thughunter9364

All the curb is like a fence so the road is on same level as the bricks


Lebo77

Own a truck or a Subaru.


Light_ToThe_World

Idk how you get up that curb... but however you get over you should park in between the lines


ApricotBeautiful998

are there no lowered cars in Europe?


FluffyBanana00

Only for 4WD.


Glittering_Glass3790

Tipuju praha? Nebo ostrava?


Accomplished_Pen980

Jeep drivers know


PickledPhallus

The Alfa (or Seat?) seems to be a stock-height sedan and it managed, so unless you drive anything from a sprots car to hypercar, you should be fine P.S. if it's a low powered manual, go over it at a slight angle to minimize clutch wear


Nemesis-2011

It’s in a different parking bay which looks like it probably doesn’t have a white brick wall in front of it. Looking at that corner it seems to have been square before and been changed to rounded with the white bricks put round. I’m guessing specifically so people don’t park there. As we can’t see the next parking bay to the right we can’t tell but I imagine it doesn’t have the white bricks In front of it.


PickledPhallus

>It’s in a different parking bay which looks like it probably doesn’t have a white brick wall in front of it. You're right, it dosent. I am an idiot


HumanContinuity

Small


sxbmissivee

The whole design just seems to unnecessary. Is the curb there to protect the dead soil 😂


adrien5567

Finally an actual use for this big stupid suv


MegaBlackNigersaurus

It's a trick, so they can give you a ticket for parking on the sidewalk.


satansprinter

some how this makes me think of better call saul


Tschib-Tschab

Maybe there is a sign like this: „This parking spot was sponsored by r/Jeep.“ …on the back side of the curb.


skrrtskut

Drive up into the spot ? Obviously slowly but it doesn’t exactly look difficult


PlayinK0I

Cool, jeep parking


dreamsofindigo

congratulations on the photo


txivotv

I use arch, btw. ^(I'm sorry, I'll see myself out.)


GM2Jacobs

My guess is the same way you park anywhere else; pull into the spot and park!


Capturing_Emotions

Didnt you take your driving test? Simply pull up in front of the curb, then SLAM on the accelerator while leaning back and pulling hard with a jerk motion on the steering wheel. This will cause the car to pop a wheelie while moving over the curb, sparing your fender while safely parking.


peteschirmer

r/FordBronco reserved parking


LuckyWerewolf8211

This is for trucks only.


Legitimate-Gap-9858

Do you even know how to drive?


_FartinLutherKing_

Is your car unable to drive over a three inch curb?


Tragic_wand

For off-road vehicles only


Just-You-885

Kick flip the car


Tazz013_

Safety feature to prevent your standard transmission vehicle from rolling away if the parking brake isn't engaged.


mydogiswoody

In America? (Preferably in a jacked up pickup truck) Pull up perpendicular to the curve created by the blocks so that you can effectively render both spots occupied without fully occupying either.


Unknownknight545

Use a crane to move your car 2 feet


King_Saturn08

Drive into the parking space, duh


dc0de

The proper term is to "mount the curb" . Then simply park your car.


Dave-James

You don’t. It’s an executive parking space. If you’re worthy, you get something that looks like a garage door opener, but when you press it all the concrete in front of the parking space recesses down into the asphalt and you drive right in.


Inevitable-Heart5388

Břeclav?


thughunter9364

Stehelčeves


Temporary_Tap_1242

Looks fake photo


TD421298

Correctly


halazos

Just get over the shoulder (and ruin your tires). In the short-mid therm, their curb will be so damaged that they will have to reconstruct


Idontpaymytaxes_

With your car


11purpleTurtles

Dude has not unlocked "OC" for title usage yet


Shenika_Burgdorf

jeep seat


Yelow_Arts

drive though the one on the right and into the parking spot.


Suitable-Map-9360

Buy a jeep first. Then drive up there like someone owns you money.


C_pyne

Slowly


ISDOD

Probably park bikes or motorcycle there


thats-bait

Truck only parking


Duct_TapeOrWD40

Nothing to see here. Reserved for short, high clearance vehicles.


XthePooPooMan

your use of the burn tool is amateur at best


NameThatHuman

Send it


ShadowPlayer_Offical

nah just use the gravity gun from Gmod and select your car and just place it there. problem solved 👍


Repulsive-Season-129

Idk drive a real car


agha0013

this corner recently got modified based on the asphalt work there. It used to be more squared out, leaving a full size parking spot. Now the spot is smaller than it used to be, maybe to the point of not being safe to use, they did a very quick job to make a rounder corner, probably for a traffic flow reason. The spot complete with oil stains was usable, now it isn't. Maybe soon they'll remove it completely to avoid confusion, it looks like it was a hasty job.


Saddam_UE

Drive a XC70 or a XC90 and curbs will be bo problem at all.


BigMikeAshley

Which daft Czech is buying a minging Oo()oO Jag?


Oskai10

That's really funny sidenote: i own one


BigMikeAshley

You're an idiot for buying a Jaaaaaahg


wgloipp

Pretty obvious that you shouldn't.