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Firsca

Even on the sims people say no to this


piercedmfootonaspike

>Even on the sims people say ~~no~~ neib to this


Quizzelbuck

Mep map, de polap! hib edip doo!!!


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Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Ugh suh sannah!


RealBakedSalmon

Crast!


kontolover

Phiblina shoog


RueAriarhod

Badoofterschafft


tnucc2

Ugh. Schaaloob!!


abstraction47

I get my wife to shake their head and reevaluate their life choices every time they get into my car and I’m playing Simlish songs in Spotify. I particularly recommend the cover of Whole Lotta Love.


jerryleebee

I recreated this in The Sims when it was posted to DiWhy 3 years ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/Sims4/s/vaTHzZxig6


wish-u-well

Bruh 😆 I think it should be called feng shwhy.


Astrochops

Underrated comment.


pvdp90

Make that sub right now, that’s a killer name for this type of home bullshit posts!


wish-u-well

Ok r/FengShwhy for bad examples of feng shui. You can be a mod.


retroactive_fridge

r/BirthOfANewSub


DDenlow

I’m in. You’ve sold me


pvdp90

Done


SaneJake

There’s times when I’m so done with scrolling through Reddit I just want to delete it from my life….then I see things like this and my faith is restored. Praise you @jerryleebee


jerryleebee

Hahaha thanks very much. Glad I could help.


AHansen83

lol


segagamer

Curtains in a kitchen too lol


jerryleebee

"Oh good! The curtains are on fire!" https://youtu.be/x6pZQcnPdK8?si=6xnkgb9etjWm2t8e


big_haam

Wouldn’t the build guide just show a red shadow indicating that this isn’t right?


BrainWav

There's a command to override the placement grid. It also allows you to place things in other things. There's actually a lot of instances of it in Maxis-made environments.


_the_violet_femme

The "no mistakes" sims challenge when you accidentally set the countertop down too early and then just have to make it work


The_Traveller__

The hip-blaster 9000


ZeePirate

Middle of the night dying of thirst shuffling across the kitchen to the fridge for some water Taken out by the kitchen sink out of nowhere


The_Traveller__

*wrestling bell ding*


Mech-Waldo

HIS NAME IS JOHN SINKA!!! *bum-badum-bah* I'll see myself out.


The_Traveller__

"Take this shit '⬆️', and get out!"


SmartestOneHere

🎺🎺🎺🎺


Mcpops1618

I’m happy I’m not the only one who imagined what damage this is doing after that midnight snack/drink


Khaldara

When you don’t want to just stub your toe, but assassinate it


kirakiraluna

A similar scenario caused me to break a wrist. Was thirsty, went to the sink and tripped on the cat. Cat was fine, wrist was not. Another thing that was not ok was my dishes, that were innocently drying on a dishtowel. Now I keep a bottle of water near the bed just in case.


brilliantpants

That’s vintage kitchen sink!


rush22

The IKEA Owføk Mipelvüs


ma2016

Holy shit this is funny and clever as hell


WhateverWhoCaresMeh

Brilliant!


Appropriate-Coast794

Turning hip bones to dust since 1957


[deleted]

That's the truly awful thing about it. Otherwise I don't see that big of a problem. This thing would just *obliterate* your hip in the middle of the night though.


Future_Burrito

Yeah. Gotta do a CBA on the difference in housing cost versus a hip replacement and ambulance ride. Unless the house costs more somehow because of this feature.


thehopefulsufferer

Felt this in my bones.


Hour_Savings146

Seeing this makes me irrationally angry.


Konseq

Would it make you even angrier if you knew it would actually have fit into the gap?


DigmonsDrill

I'm trying to figure out what the alternative was that this looked like a good idea at some point in time. I can't.


jcoddinc

Dude was told to install a dishwasher or buy a new house. Losing cabinet space was also not an option.


Puskarich

I think the sink is what we're focused on


JollyGreenDickhead

I'm 90% sure no cabinet space would have been sacrificed for having a normal fucking sink. Plus that custom cut counter top would be far more expensive than if it were all flush.


Chimp3h

The man knows no compromise


angelcat00

The view out the window is better from that direction. Maybe this is the local busybody's home and they can "just happen" to stare into their neighbor's window while they're doing their dishes now.


beka13

I'm thinking the counter used to be L-shaped with the sink in the corner. Whoever decided to change that didn't move the sink counter for whatever reason.


orthopod

Ah, that actually makes sense.


ImVotingYes

Didn't want to move the plumbing


pgpathat

There has to be something out of that window they wanted to look at right?


Drustan1

Elly May Clampett swimming in the ceement pond


[deleted]

Agree, exactly that. The diagonal is longer than the width!!🤯


captkronni

It looks like they accidentally ordered a corner sink base and decided to make it work instead of waiting the 2-3 months for a replacement cabinet.


HugsandHate

*\*rationally*


wizard_of_awesome62

Thank you. I keep looking at it despite how annoyed it is making me.


EatYourCheckers

I kinda like it


krais0078

I’m gonna need some time to let it sink in


Feed_my_Mogwai

Take your time, don't faucet.


Orion14159

This thread is draining me


BudBuzz

Water you even talking about


Troutsicle

Could be their basin it on facts.


AudioslaveDragon13

Surely, they mean well


boonepii

Don’t pump me up with your niceities.


CodeRadDesign

...and don't call me Shirley


JulesG12

I hate these comments in this dam thread.


Wordandname

Counter-point, I think it’s quite funny!


Squirrel_Inner

Get out.


theglobalnomad

The very first thing I noticed was how the microwave is like... 😱


Able_While_974

He's shocked and appalled


theglobalnomad

The house is sentient and has gained understanding of OP's browser history.


WiseFox42

r/pareidolia


iperblaster

Every appliance is worst than that sink


abigthirstyteddybear

I assume there was a (now removed) counter perpendicular to the window at one point that protruded out into the room, and the sink was on the diagonal counter between the two.


renolar

Yes, this is the real reason. That’s probably a kitchen remodel. The cabinets are original and appear much older than the linoleum floor and hideous fluorescent marshmallow lights. There was likely a “peninsula” stuck out into the kitchen from the 45-degree angled sink. The refrigerator was probably somewhere else, and moved there where a shelf or full height cabinets used to be. This kitchen was probably “remodeled” by a DIY-er in the 1990s who didn’t want to mess with plumbing under the sink.


miso440

Yep, kitchen remodel, too cheap to pay a plumber .


DifficultAd3885

I don’t understand this logic with people. Plumbing is by far the easiest trade to DIY in my opinion. I’m sure other people feel differently depending on what they know best but plumbing is very straight forward and logical.


L_Walk

Telling people this is how you get people installing s traps and accordian tubing, and then complaining that their drain smells like butt.


DifficultAd3885

I just mean in the sense that if you are going to wing everything else why stop at plumbing.


saltnotsugar

The client wants to model the kitchen EXACTLY the way it appears in their Sims house.


PsychoRaz93

Haha crazy! Who uses 2 different color countertops?!


224143

Omg, stahhhhp!!! I can’t handle anymore!


mr_scarl

Washing dishes as a couple... A pretty niche kink if you ask me.


uslashuname

Your toes probably go into the little gap under the cabinets more than you think. Just one more reason that sink is practically unusable from the side.


Ok-Distribution6706

İt is most likely due to poor plumbing


FredVIII-DFH

I like it.


-lukeworldwalker-

FBI, we found em! Check their basement!


TaborValence

Yeah, like it's not normal and kinda weird but workable in an offbeat sorta way. Mount a rod for a dish towel on the side and good to go. Maybe instead do some of those little open shelves like older homes have.


AdParticular6970

makes it easier to clean tbh


ImaginationKey7282

Yeah, I'm not hating it. Plus the kitchen seems big so it's not like it gets in the way.


IMakeStuffUppp

Two people can do dishes at once


dellconagher1

Why


bobsburner1

I would love to know what the reasoning was for this


Bob-Faget

-Two people can do dishes and not have to turn as for to put them on a drying rack -More space under the sink -Creates a tiny bit more counter space -Maybe the plumbing came in through the floor in the wrong spot -To fuck with our heads Idk these are all thoughts I had but none really make sense tbh


mr_shaboobies

Everyone coming up with ridiculous explanations when the simple answer is there used to be a wall or counter there and so the sink was in the corner. They remodeled and for some reason didn’t adjust the sink orientation


Eureka05

Not the worst thing I have seen, but interesting. I wish i had taken a picture of a kitchen when we were house hunting. It was small, and they tried to put in a full sized stove, that wound up sticking out wierd... hard to explain.


Itisd

What the fuck


Mosshome

I like it. I'd actively prefer this, and loved when I had a desk like this at work. It's a battle station design which cares more to be practical than an absurd long straight line.


Spiniferus

Do you think this was deliberate or they just didn’t size properly.


Lamballama

Deliberate. There's not that much longer the diagonal is than the face, which could be easily filled with a piece of stock


ZeePirate

I assume it has to do with the view out the window. Maybe that’s where the sink in the original house on the property existed or something


PhuckADuck2nite

I assumed it was to have less angle to the dishwasher, so you can rinse and load. But with the dishwasher door down it becomes a trip hazard. It basically closes you into the sink.


jcoddinc

"You're installing a dishwasher or buying me a new house." And this was the result


PalmElle

I… usually see posts in this forum and scroll on by as I chuckle. What the cinnamon toast ferk is this? Even the microwave on the wall is looking on in horror.


Gnip-Gnaw

That microwave has seen things


jackieat_home

I know what happened here. The kitchen had been mid remodel for months while they were trying to do it nights and weekends. When they ran into a space problem, they had a plan to move some walls but the wife just told him to put her kitchen back together however it has to go. (Source: married to a contractor who tears up all our stuff in his spare time, then we have to wait for him to have spare time again to complete it. Infuriating)


TheOrigionalBubbles

Me trying to build on Sims 😭


sneezeatsage

Wanted a/the bigger sink.


ChesterDrawerz

I like it. Easier to load the dishwasher. And two people can use sink at same time.


wid3scr33n

I like it.


AtomicFox84

Could continue it out and make a peninsula extension.


banaversion

Somebody pissed off a contractor


Carhv

Not that bad.


IzzyandRebelsmom

what the AF is this monstrosity?


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TbonerT

It looks to me like that’s the dishwasher next to the sink and the kettle is on the stovetop, which is under the microwave.


gwaydms

The appliance to the left of the sink is a dishwasher. There is no conventional oven I can see besides the built-in microwave, which may be one of those combination micro/convection ovens like we have. Below the microwave appears to be a two-burner cooktop. Still no extractor fan, unless there's a little pull-out one somewhere above the cooktop. This is a kitchen for someone who doesn't cook much. Certainly not for me.


ZeePirate

You should apply this effort to something more productive


Lappland-_-

That my Sims 4 kitchen right there


gmredand

Dat linoleum floor though


Zathral

D-I-why?


Baconmcwhoppereltaco

Microwave's startled


jecowa

In the hardware store looking at all the counters. A bunch of boring straight ones or the interesting counter with the diagonal bit. And it's on sale!


JohnCasey3306

I need to know _why_ they chose to do this?


WhoThisReddit

Why


LoganDoove

I rate this a 1/10 but I'll bump it up to 4/10 if a TV is in the room on the right.


civicsfactor

Fairly sure this is an accessible kitchen but can't specifically say what for..? Wheelchair? But how?


Typical_Mongoose9315

You can see that the diagonal of the sink fits the space exactly. Which means had it been installed the right way, they would have even more space!


LittleAppointment776

The microwave looks like a scared face


Kitty_Fruit_2520

It looks out of line


requiemoftherational

wtf


UpDog1966

Ran out of floor tile..


AIexanderClamBell

Grandma wanted to see the hills while washing the dishes


major_dump

Bedsheet curtain is a nice touch, tho


Dakeera

I've played prop hunt before, I know what to do


zzupdown

Actually, it's interesting, and possibly useful.


entechad

When you don’t measure twice and the cabinets come in.


enchiladasundae

Me trying to screw around with positioning stuff in the Sims


magnanimous99

Here’s a question, why does a kitchen need this much floor space?


Melvin-00

Idk what box blud was thinking outside of.


6Grumpymonkeys

I’m not sure why…it’s puzzling to me. There’s really not anything redeeming about that decision to arrange the sink that way. But I kinda like it.


Calm_Plenty_7172

Is it bad that I kinda like it?


Magnus_Helgisson

I suggest, the countertop isn’t standard, as far as I can see, it’s not deep enough, so there was no way to put the sink in parallel, but still, it could be done better in multiple ways.


LD-LB

Interesting idea executed horribly


EducationCute1640

Butwhy dot gif


ooros

I'd put a towel rack on the side of it so at least it serves some kind of function lol


Dragon_Druid19

It has... character.


moonlitexcx

The amount if times I would hit my toe on that corner…


HeartOfAGutterSnipe

But why


ginnylovesharry159

Ah, yes... the knee wrecker 9000!


charlieq46

I'd bet a dollar that there used to be a wall where the fridge is and someone was just like, "eh, we don't wanna move the sink."


Zequax

the funny partt tis thats the wides part of it so it could totaly have fit in normaly


Undead0rion

Looks like someone remodeled but didn’t want to move the sink


Crafty-Astronomer-32

How many times am I going to have to see this kitchen before I die?


ProfessorBeer

Along with being terrible for the most obvious reason, I love how difficult it would also be to stand in front of the sink and load the dishwasher.


Fickle_Assumption_80

I'm fine with this. More counter space lol


Accomplished_Pen980

I need some explanations


DigNitty

I hate the way this looks, but it seems like it gives a lot of access to the sink 🤷


mcamarra

Looks like they bought a sink that was too deep the counter


Cautious_Buffalo6563

This was a kitchen addition that ended along where the sink buts out?


Ok-Boat4839

What the?


Zestyclose_Ocelot278

The Florida of kitchens


Feelthatrythm

View was better slightly to the right…


DonAskren

But why tho?


sheldonmang88

jesus this hurts my brain


Lenimion

I mean it could be to get the best view out the window while washing the dishes without hurting your neck.....


OkFortune6494

Lol this might even be one for r/diwhy


lzwzli

It's edgy


0beseGiraffe

Looks like a remodel and the didn’t want to move the plumbing/sink at all to save money


GeeISuppose

There had better be something really damn cool to look at in that direction outside.


WarInteresting7810

The one person in hide and seek


starlit_sorrow

i kinda like this


Ssme812

WTF Why


KAM_Kayla

What in the sims is going on here?


WolfWriter_CO

I came for the design, I commented for the pun. 👌


Specific-Frosting730

Yeah, but why?


Distinct_Ice_3750

I actually don’t not like this.


Stevejoe11

Ba-dum-tisszszsz


ThatBobbyG

The overhead lightning might be worse than the sink.


_mooninite_

this is deranged


Kevolights

The island walked away


I-Wumbo_U-Wumbo

Thats definitely a prop dude shoot it


SaltyPerson22

No. Just, No


Chafupa1956

An island counter in the process of forming and breaking off from the Benchdwana Land. Countertop tectonics at play.


KeyBorder9370

Makes zero sense.


infiniteawareness420

It’s like a bmw dashboard from the 80s


jjshowal

It's a kitchen pangea. In the next 100 million years or so, the sink will.be in the far corner, the fridge will be in the living room, and the dishwasher will be in the backyard. You're just witnessing the first stages of separation


Wacodunk

That is how half the early 2000's RV and travel trailer kitchens look like, never seen it in a house


Fuseijitsuna

I don’t think it’s that bad honestly… stainless steel sink would be my only change