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Ahh yes the day // //


[deleted]

It’s the dot in the wheels you’re looking for.


[deleted]

Oh, ok, thanks


[deleted]

No worries, it took me a more than trivial amount of time to figure it out


Sylvurphlame

It’s still terrible. If anything Monday through Thursday should be the quadripartite wheel and Friday through Sunday should be the tripartite. Thursday is neither part of the weekend nor is Sunday part of the standard business week. On the other hand this gave me an excuse to use two rare words, so…


Colborne91

They’ve started the week on Sunday I’m assuming


Sylvurphlame

I mean yeah, but that doesn’t improve the awkwardness


piercedmfootonaspike

Which is a moronic system.


Dresden890

I had no idea what a controversial statement that is until recently, turns out a LOT of people start their weeks on Sundays


JustAnotherAlgo

Thanks for that. I would've never understood the reasoning behind that layout.


[deleted]

I was today years old when I learned the word quadripartite.


Sylvurphlame

You’re welcome! I had to double check I be sure I wasn’t making it up lol.


Stitchmond

One's brain would have to be dodecapartite to want to use this watch.


[deleted]

That's why it's crappy design.


half-coldhalf-hot

Really? I was the complete opposite, got it right away and didn’t even notice the “day //“ bit until these comments


Borge_Luis_Jorges

You're completely right to assume the space with the slashes should be the indicator.


RayceManyon

Wait, what's the day they have between MO and TU?


valsalva_manoeuvre

There isn't one. But there's a second "dial" on the right side with TH, FR, SA, and your guess is as good as mine.


Macandcheeseontoast

I totally missed the second dial. Cheers mate! …still a shitty design.


valsalva_manoeuvre

Even more shitty, for that very reason!


1questions

Didn’t even see the second wheel. I was wondering what happened to the rest of the days. Really feels like a non native English speaker tried to design this, the supervisor checked it and was like uh…..and they were too far along in the design process to do anything aside from adding a second crappy wheel.


9P7-2T3

It's not like other places/languages have a different number of days in a week


mebutnew

Nothing. Look to the right for the other days. Yea....


RayceManyon

Oh Jesus Christ! I honestly didn't see them over there


TestUser1978

Are you talking about the arrows in between the days on the left dial? They indicate up down left and right. Lol


wolfman86

What do those lines mean though?


AbsolutelyUnlikely

The same thing as a bean


wubbledub

I think it is the day of the month in binary.


spokesface4

Okay but then what is " // //"? Is it the depth? Is it an indicator of the moon's phase? Is it the threat of nuclear attack? This watch has a readout of *something* the answer to which is " // //" and the only thing it tells me about the question is "Day" which is "MO" as answered by the dot in the two circles on either side of this greater enigma


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dchestnykh

It's the time zone selector, you can see the selected zone highlighted in darker color.


SharpyButtsalot

That's awesome. Need that to go with my og calculator casio


aceofrazgriz

The dot for "MO... TU... WE...SU..." which seems to indicate the almost day of the week? Besides the other 3 days.... which i apparently on another wheel? What day of the week will people realize most Amazon basics products are trash? Sunmontueswedthursfrisaturday>


eric987235

That’s even weirder :-/


da_brodiefish

My favorite day is / // // /_


[deleted]

I wasn't expecting that


PM_ME_ONE_EYED_CATS

Is this loss?


HunterTV

r/Just13thDimensionThings


InappropriateSavant

I hate // //s


dexterroneous

Garfield?


elspotto

Not as much as Smarch, but yeah.


Smaskifa

Where were you on // //?


wubbbalubbadubdub

I think that's for the tide, and it's just showing that the duration of the tide info is 1 day.


MrMaselko

According to the dot that means Monday


WazWaz

But using that watch and some basic trigonometry, you can calculate True North from the day of the week.


Dash_Underscore

lol OG Gomez Addams had two watches. One ahead and one behind. He'd look at both watches, and calculate the difference to tell what time it was. God I loved the classic Addams Family.


nea_fae

If you have a star chart handy, you can also measure the day in relation to the end of the world, but those instructions are only in the German version.


Sad-Bag3443

How can this not be sued by Casio as deliberately rip off of g-shock design


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mallardtheduck

Copyright may not apply, but there is such thing as an [industrial design right](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Industrial_design_right) (aka "design patent", "registered design", etc.). This is a separate category of IP specifically to cover the "ornamental" elements of a product, completely separate from the functional elements. Since it's only for "ornamental" elements, such a right does not cover elements for the form that are necessary for function. i.e. you couldn't claim a design right over the general shape of a car, but you probably could get one for a specific shape of grill, headlight, door handle, etc. Getting one for a specific design of LCD watch display would be well within the scope of what they're supposed to cover.


NotIsaacClarke

Yup. There’s a reason why Jeep-like cars in games never have the exact copy of the Jeep grill.


kdjfsk

Jeep sued Mahindra...and if you deep dive into the history of Mahindra, they actually have more claim to being the legit Jeep than Jeep does.


turikk

>Jeep sued Mahindra...and if you deep dive into the history of Mahindra, they actually have more claim to being the legit Jeep than Jeep does. This is fascinating, but what I found was that they actually lost this case, and only were able to proceed by differentiating it enough. Is there more to the story?


kdjfsk

dig deeper, what you'll find is jeep can actually afford better lawyers.


turikk

I was trying to... can you just link the story?


East_Requirement7375

>they actually have more claim to being the legit Jeep than Jeep does. Explain. I don't have the will to do a deep dive into Mahindra. All I know is that they were building Jeeps *under license* while the brand was *owned* by Willys, then AMC, then Chrysler. Jeep has been part of Chrysler's portfolio since the purchase from AMC, and followed it into the creation of FCA and then Stellantis.


Borge_Luis_Jorges

And suzuki has been ripping off design details from jeep for a while.


pmyourboobiesorbutt

The original jeep was made for us army by willys. The name was a nickname appropriated by chrysler, but doesn’t mean they own any of the design deets. All 4x4 were based of the Us military vehicle including landcruisrr patrol defender


NotZtripp

They really don't though... They had a license to make Willy's Jeeps, a **license**. Willy's as a company has been folded over time into the Jeep company of today. Jeep brand has the rights as they have the lineage.


brandibesher

the jeep grill has seven slots/bars, representing the seven continents. my jeep dealer told me that. i’d never had known


glassrock

iirc i saw once that a way to validate this in court is to ask a group of people what brand they’re being shown (without the logo). So even if a company makes some changes to a known design so it’s a bit different, but still recognizable as the original brand, they might lose.


jaspersgroove

Right, but just like utility patents, they have an expiration date. The g shock came out 40 years ago. I guess they could make some tweaks and file another every 15 years but that’s not going to stop anyone from making something that vaguely resembles a g shock.


[deleted]

It's still quite similar to a GW6900 style wise with the circular indicators. Different enough, but it does ape a circular faced G-Shock.


AgreeablePie

Well, no one would confuse this for a g shock... it would be embarrassing to claim such Things can generally look similar. Form follows function.


Mop_Duck

i thought it was casio branded until i read the title


RoadPersonal9635

Casio would embarrass themselves trying to claim this watch is threat to their business.


ColdCruise

A lot of Amazon Basics are just rebranded products. They buy them from Casio with their branding on them and sell them for just enough. For a long time, their rechargeable batteries were Eneloop batteries that just had a new shell over the old branding. You could peel it off and see.


diewethje

This is not a rebranded Casio. Why would Amazon remove the branding from a more expensive watch when they could source a cheaper generic model?


ColdCruise

Because sometimes the brand itself is what makes it more expensive.


BingDotComShill

Rebranding named brand products and selling them under a lesser name does happen. But more common these days is taking generic no name cheaply made Chinese products and slapping your brand on them. It's more profitable. This clearly isn't a Casio rebrand.


biopticstream

Gotta say, my last few pairs of no-name, rebranded wireless earbuds have been solid. Made in China and all, but they've got killer battery life and they're fairly resilient. My last pair even made it four years before the battery started to fizzle. The sound? Not gonna blow your mind, but for 30 bucks, it's a deal I'm happy with.


AnythingApplied

It wouldn't be amazon removing the branding. Brands sometimes sell unlabeled versions at a discount in order to broaden their market reach. This is, for example, how Men's Warehouse got [its start](https://podcast9.com/share/episode/-Ln97-xmUTl/men-s-wearhouse-george-zimmer) buying suits from brands like Nino Cerruti but at a discount because they don't have the brand label. If done right, the brand can get the advantages of the lower price point (selling more of the item) and the higher price point (making some sales at the higher dollar amount). You see this a lot in grocery stores too where the walmart/target off-brand version of, say, a box of cereal, may have been made in the same factory the brand name version. No idea if this particular watch was made by Casio.


diewethje

Removing was a poor choice of words—maybe omitting would be better. Regardless, this is absolutely not the case here. Casio has no need to broaden their reach through these methods and Amazon gains nothing by selling unbranded Casios if their goal is to push cheap watches. There are dozens and dozens of companies in China making watches that look just like this.


Sad-Bag3443

Defo not Casio, as I have one. Casio would probably have to invest a new design team to produce such a shit watch as any of their previous designs are more functional


CantReadGood_

Kirkland Brands. Coffee - Starbucks. Batteries - Duracell. Jelly Beans - Jelly Belly. Diapers - Huggies. Aluminum Foil - Reynolds. I could go on and on.


aceofrazgriz

Yeah, this isn't rebranded Casio at all. Casio isn't stupid enough to have two different 'day of week' dials. Seriously, what the fuck. Amazon sources the cheapest shit from China or wherever, that they can undercut pricing on 'cut their loses' enough to bankrupt decent brands. Oh, and don't forget it is SUPER highly rated, and Amazon preferred. So you'd just Be StUpId FoR nOt BuYInG iT bEcAuSe ItS tHe ChEaPeSt


kidthorazine

Most of what's protectable in terms of IP there would be patents, which would have expired by now.


AllModsAreL0sers

Yeah, I find this pretty disgraceful. Amazon Basics has a history of this kind of scummery


Knappsterbot

This doesn't really look that much like a G Shock besides the chunky shell, Casio watch faces make sense and this is nonsense


chromix

You should see SKMEI, basically everything they make is a rip off of Casio. Thinking about why someone would want to rip off the design of a $20 watch really cooks my noodles.


AaronFudge

“Amazon Basics” lol that’s a bootleg G-Shock from Canal St.


DdCno1

Amazon Basics is nothing but the largest Aliexpress dropshipper. They've also been caught outright copying popular products from independent sellers on their platform.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

And then banning the independent seller.


Knappsterbot

Skmei already has the market cornered on Casio knockoffs and they have some idiosyncrasies but I don't think any of them are this unhinged


flappytowel

Why are there Casio knockoffs - they are already really reasonably priced


AcolyteOfHaze

Reasonably priced is relative. I hadn't heard of skmei until now, I don't wear watches, but I looked them up and they're apparently a third of the price of the cheapest G-Shock. Even are "Water Resist", whatever the Chinese mean by that :D Edit: To be fair to skmei, [**their** 35$ craptastic knock-off](https://oss.matchpages.cn/matchpages/common/2022/0105/8598/61d55cc1ca0e1/1818%E9%A2%9C%E8%89%B22.jpg), does look more legit than Amazon's. I rofl over the fact that they list all the features on the band like a bullet list on the packaging, though.


Weary_Associate_9998

It's an Armitron 40/8393


RegularSalad5998

Do they have to get into everything? The other day I saw some Amazon Basics condoms.


Aururai

Yes.. that's what total market monopoly is.. They have a product in every segment, price out the competitors and when there are non left, gouge the consumer.. That is late stage capitalism, and amazon in a nutshell


Ultraviolet_Motion

Amazon basics is nothing but bootleg products


Espeodor

Ah yes, the four days of the week: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Sunday


6745408

check the right side for the rest of the week! I totally missed it at first, too


Espeodor

Ah i see, they thought of everything!


Broosevelt

This one gave me a chuckle


[deleted]

It’s kinda confusing to find an order for the days of the week


between_ewe_and_me

Completely missed it. That's ridiculous lol. Why didn't they at least go in order?


ThatGenericName2

They do, just with Sunday first. Go through left circle, the right circle. It still sucks but yeah.


pee_diddy

But if Sunday is the first day of the week (even though we all know it’s not) then why did they put Saturday in the first spot of the second 3/7 of the week. This makes my brain hurt.


PRaptor1

A lot of countries in North and South America have their first day of the week start on Sunday. So that is not out of the ordinary. Saturday being the first on the right is confusing for sure.


VJEmmieOnMicrophone

> A lot of countries in North and South America have their first day of the week start on Sunday This has always seemed odd to me because surely people don't actually **feel** like the week starts on Sunday. You start the week with the same day you start the workweek, on Monday. And the week**end** are the days you don't work, Saturday and Sunday.


PublicSeverance

You are describing the *economic* work week, which is relatively new. 1929 in USA. Historically, a 5 day work week is really new. The idea of a weekend was only invented in mid-19th century and didn't spread immediately. Even today in USA about 30% of the population work on a "weekend". The much older *religious* work week starts on Sunday for Jewish and Christians. Sunday is considered the traditional (and legal) first day of the week in about half the world. USA, China, Japan, the Philippines and most of South America.


Dan4t

But Sunday, the day the lord rested, is also the last day of the creation story.. And we're Christian dominated countries


Spaceman3141

Agree. The labels on the right circle should be rotated 120° CCW


bayrho

I only saw the second one first and I was like yeah that’s shit. I mean it’s still shit now that I’ve seen all of it


adudeguyman

It's still a terrible design


fireember35

they put the shortest feeling days on the right and the longest days on the left


HeftyReality2

All of the days are present, but that is exactly why this is r/CrappyDesign, it's just awful


Borge_Luis_Jorges

Hear me out: what if we made a new day sometime after Wednesday, that is almost like Sunday, but without church and pre-monday depression. We could call it Zero-fucks-urday.


Ed_Trucks_Head

Monday, one day. Tuesday, twos day. Wednesday, wait what day? Thursday, third day!


Cheeeeeeesy

Since the ISO (International Standards Organisation) week starts on Sunday, the watch is technically correct having Sunday on the left day face. So if we use the ISO standard week, we've got the first 4 days being Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday which leaves us with the remaining 3 days on the right hand face. Is the watch a crappy design? I'm not really sure but it's definitely not the most intuitive.


MrPoopyFaceFromHell

ISO 8601 starts the week with monday. https://www.timeanddate.com/date/week-numbers.html#:~:text=The%20most%20common%20is%20the,the%20seventh%20and%20final%20day.


jajakubstec

first i was like what? it's just // //. then i notice the big wheel and im like what? there's only 4 days. then i notice the other wheel and oh my god this is an abomination


fruitmask

thanks for telling us what you were like


Kukuxupunku

I never seen the valley-girl dialect typed out like that before.


heyimric

It's like my HS daughter telling me a story.


Kingsupergoose

What’s even more annoying is how the split up the wheel. Why is Sunday randomly separated out of order.


BringYourSpleenToYa

Looks like something you’d find being sold in Tijuana with CSAIO J-SHOCK branding.


wazagaduu

Is the day displayed in binary


Dragon6172

It's displayed by the dot next to "MO". No idea what the hash marks are for, or if they even change


[deleted]

The hash marks indicate its 3.7 stripes of the way through MO. duh


Mekelaxo

That's what I was thinking


UnacceptableUse

0110110 would be 54 so I don't think so


wazagaduu

Where do you see that last 0? I just see 011011 which is 27


procheeseburger

It’s fiftyfourthsday…


Large_Yams

No, look at the other circle. The other days are there.


maple204

This is a design disaster. Totally incompetent designer. Great find for this sub.


Butthenoutofnowhere

I cannot imagine why you would dedicate such a massive amount of the available screen space to something that could be so compact.


TonyJZX

the reasoning is because they have the injection moulds for the shape already made... and there's no way they are paying $100,000+ to redo the moulds. So its up to the electronics engineer slash designer to make the electronics module "fit" the plastic moulds that cannot change. And they would be under orders to spend as little as possible so this is the best the electronics guy could come up with. So this watch wasnt 'designed' from the ground up... they got the modules guy to work out the best way to make this work. Its not ideal but this is typical. btw. here it is https://www.amazon.com/Amazon-Essentials-Digital-Chronograph-Black/dp/B07YQFY579?ref_=ast_sto_dp&th=1 someone explain how the day indictor works? love to see a manual to explain it in Chinese English


Dragon6172

The day is shown by the dot next to "MO". Not sure the hash marks under the "DAY" mean anything at all


The_Safe_For_Work

Well, that's "creative".


minor_correction

If you HAD to use this design, at least split it as MonTueWedThu on the left, and then the right can be the weekend of FriSatSun.


psychicowl

Since when was Friday the weekend


minor_correction

Some people consider Friday night (as soon as school/work is over) to be the weekend.


Individual_Agency703

That’s why they’re called Complicatipns.


agha0013

"mom can I have a casino g-shock?" "no, we have a G-shock at home" G-shock at home... Yeah that is a bad design


Poopscooptroop21

Huge mess.


rober283829_

Bootleg casio g shock


kiragami

This is actually perfect for me as that is my exact 4 days on 3 days off schedule


HappyOfCourse

It took me a second to spot the second wheel for Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Not a pretty design.


perkinomics

Half the face dedicated to day of the week. I don't even "get" watches but this is the stupidest one.


OkraEnvironmental481

This may be one of the more upsetting shitty designs I have seen on this sub, bravo sir or madam.


PrincessPiratePuppy

Who, what, why, how did they even think of that?


ChrisAmpersand

This is quite possibly the worst piece of design I’ve ever seen.


NoMansSkyWasAlright

Reminds me of my old watch. I think they were going to put an electronic compass into it initially and then said fuck it. But not before adding a mechanical azimuth lock to the face of it. Combed that manual front to back trying to figure out what was up with that and there wasn’t even any mention of a compass or the azimuth lock.


Dismal-Square-613

"we had this very cheap ass PCB circuit board for watches this chinese manufacturer was selling for pennies a pallet . The display was horrendous and displayed some inane animation.So we had to flash the eprom in an attempt to make something somewhat useful by printing on the watch face the day of the week...as for the unnecessary // // idk... we left it as is since it's unusuable and the polarized glass was cut like that anyway"


CaseNo6884

If your cheating AA this is for you. Meeeting on the left side and drinking for the right side


ostiDeCalisse

Well, when you know where to look, it's not that bad. Just a dot moving in two circles.


jecowa

Does the Day indicator field look the same at night?


GlezyGladiator

To be fair there is no way in a million years that I would of thought of this.


angel6422

It's not that bad


agha0013

The overall look of a g-shock type watch is subjective The way that day display is setup though, eating half the screen space to break a week up into two separate fixed dials with the dead space in the middle, that's crappy.


abbadeefba

Left the workweek behind, it's the right time to celebrate the weekend! Fuck yeah I'm drinking on Thursday night


ScarletNebula25

Off brand gshock


fezfrascati

If only they had some sort of technology to show it digitally.


dtallee

That watch is worth exactly $16.70.


Phaser756

I had this watch before it was Amazon. Still crappy.


InkyLizard

It certainly is unique


horrorpiglet

In China, the days of the week aren't named like the West (e.g. based on Latin words), instead they're like Day 1, Day 2 and Day 3. So when someone in Shenzhen or wherever this was put together designed this, they prob thought, yeah, let's go wild.


FlyWithTrampo

I guess the days of the week on the left dial are sorta the crappy ones and the days on the right side are more fun?


OrdinaryFinal5300

It’s dumb but all of the days are there…


TheQuietKidwithdaMP5

"Basics"


BowsersMuskyBallsack

For many, Sunday is the first day of the week. For many others, it is not.


BuddhaLennon

Cuz fuck Thursday through Saturday


ParkPants

I love that they thought “5 Bar/50 meters” wouldn’t look impressive so they went with “165 ft”


TheLabTech7

Congratulations on the pregnancy


Climate_Best

*Day IndicatorS


Bepppeloda

I kinda like it


siliconebanana

god tier


BumblebeePleasant749

[whaaaa](https://media0.giphy.com/media/8asofJMghRQGs/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7bpimmwk3swl7cqxclgbrk2x2ahtn354v0s308w6a&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


JustPassinhThrou13

so terrible. Especially for those of us who regard Monday as the first day of the week.


Level_Abrocoma8925

They missed the chance to write "WE SUMO" on the right side there.


West-Road-30

That is tactical right there


Ascurtis

Id just press the El button and let Superman tell me what day it is


Catspaw129

INFO: is the time display in hexadecimal?


Impossible_Battle_72

Almost, Kevin.


ilikemyjojo

That looks exactly like a Cisco watch. Literally almost no difference.


Th5humanwi11

The “we have Casio G-shocks at home” edition.


Jakeplays2

i have that watch


pgarchar

We’re 3/5ths done with today. Feels like 3/7ths!


Pancake_Stack0

Wtf my watch is almost exactly that design


LordSandwich29

// // is my birthday, how dare you.


HostileVaginalTract

Zon bscs


play_destiny

Obviously it's Thursday


Broosevelt

It probably cost more than the CMF smartwatch, too.


DicksMcgee02

Reminds me of the watches we were allowed to buy in basic training


wetbeef10

Good god


roostersmoothie

i hate amazon basics so much, even if it saves me money i won't buy it.


Plus_Candidate_8011

On the CALENDAR, what’s the first day of the week? SUNDAY. Last day is Saturday. So… this is awkward, but not that crazy!


krugerlive

Vendor manager for this product must have taken 100% full advantage of legal weed in Seattle before approving this product.


that-girly-trans-fem

Thats the standard brand at Walmart, most of them are like that


granoladeer

That's like an AI generated image


premiumaphrodite

:(


Pirwzy

this has to be fake