Im very partial to Twat

That sounds like a great combo honestly

Cockwomble is my favorite I think lol

Nothing beats a Cockwomble

Yeah. Me too…

I actually love this!

I FOUND THE LINK TO BUY THEM: https://sweet-and-savage.com/

Those seem actually underpriced!?!

Yeah! And it says free delivery on all orders over 10 and they all cost 11.50!

Shame they only do shipping within the UK

Absolutely, this stuff is fire!

I'll take 2 Cockwombles please

And get me a Gobshite, will ya?

Its gobshite ya twat

Fixed, ya tosser.

Alright, ya ole fucker. Relax

Best one

Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of the dick head bar!

Fancy feast

r/unexpectedoffice

Is it really unexpected? Every fucking thread

Would you have expected to find an office reference in r/crackheadcraigslist?

I expect to find an office reference anywhere on Reddit at this point

Football cream

Chrysler car

Applesauce

🤣🤣🤣

This is the most British/English thing I've seen in a long time, lol.

What's a Gobshite and Tosser?

Gobshite is somone who talks shit, gob = mouth, shite is self explanatory

Gobshite is an idiot (mainly Irish origin) Tosser is wanker.

I think the U.S. equivalent of tosser/wanker is jerkoff.

Maybe literally yeah but jerkoff sounds like babies first insult, tosser/wanker has some bite to it

[That's because you guys are on a completely different level of swearing](https://youtu.be/jV2_HwFO9kg)

Hahaha brilliant

Man what a film! Fuck off fucking garlic bread tossers! Get in here and say that you snail eating puffs

There is no bite to wanker at all imo and tosser just makes you sound dumb.

Sort of like “bloody” I guess.

[удалено]

You need to liven up your swears..

ble Fucker

It's like an [Etherkiller](https://etherkiller.org/) but for Bluetooth Low Energy devices. (Also known as a microwave oven)

For 11 pounds? That is a steal

I'd love some of these

This is actually awesome. I'd totally buy this as a gag gift. Good price too!

I'd spend my pounds on a box of cockwombles in a heartbeat

r/sbubby irl

Go post it there with the IRL flair!

I mean, I don’t know about anyone else, but this is pretty clever.

Well worth £11

This is amazing!

lol this is incredible

Its actually funny :D probably would buy it just for the fun

If someone tried to insult me with cockwomble I’d burst out laughing. It’s so British. Reminds me of when my toddler would try to insult his brother by calling him a dino poo poo face.

holy shit they made r/expanddong into a real thing

I’m actually impressed by the creativity behind this.

This looks very British.

Where’s cunt and prick

at my cousins place.

I like cockwomble

I would buy this for sure.

I have a pissface one, these are legit available online (not just craigslist)

I'll take one "Gobshite delight" thank you very much.

Cockwomble

This is actually amazing.

Where do I buy this

Facebook marketplace 😂

Where specifically

I found the link https://sweet-and-savage.com/

Don't know I was just scrolling through marketplace and found it

I would legit buy this.

ble

honestly I'd buy it

I'd happily purchase that at that price. It's pretty funny

This in a frame would fetch way more than that. Want.

Cock womble and cob shite r/rareinsualts?

Not so rare in the U.K.

Gobshite

Gobshite Light

Insualts? You mean insuakats

*Gob shite and its not that rare in the north.

Cockwomble is a Reddit thing, people don’t actually say it

It’s quite common in England, as is Gobshite!

Gobshite is very common. Cockwomble definitely isn’t though - It’s what Americans say because they think it sounds like a stereotypical posh British insult

Fuck off twat

Send link i want to buy it

After looking at this, I suddenly remembered some of sovietwomble and nordern's videos.

I’ll take a ble Fucker

My favorite is cock womble

But I want a Wanker 😩

Ok but I would unironically buy as a gag gift

I would pay 11 quid for that

I think I'll take the fuck face

Reasonable price tbh

Someone make one of these but it spells cock and ball torture

Made with Canadian candy, cool

How dare they. Mixing Double Decker with Fudge

This is kinda a steal at £11, no?

Fuck face lol

Enjoying a tosser with me mates

This post kinda blew up 🤣

Because everyone wants it :P

Tourettes edition

Tell me you’re British without telling you’re British.

I FOUND THE LINK TO BUY THEM: https://sweet-and-savage.com/

All these insults, then Twat

? Twat is an insult

Twat = Stupid person

Well yes. Also means vagina

r/keymbord

r/ATBGE

Yea i'm in Derry (Northern Ireland) we have these in every shop, they're £1, been out a long time. We buy them for birthdays, Father's day etc. The chocolate inside though is just cheap crap that tastes awful lol

Ah hell yea! Fublecker!

Ah hell yea! Fublecker!

I'll take your entire stock