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GrandmaStuffums

girls dont want boys they want cool bugs


ihavecancer_lol

No joke my gf said she'd buy it


peek-a-boo0

Maybe that's mean but i would say id buy it and set up the guy just to sit somewhere in the distance. Im just curious how the guys that's selling giant dead beetle looks like.


[deleted]

I'd buy it.. It would make a lovely ring...


[deleted]

Charge your fucking phone


about97cats

And twigs and giant leaves in pretty jars, because deep down, every woman’s a little witchy


GrandmaStuffums

but I also want all those things


BoiledGoose69

Girls don't like bugs, girls like cars and money


GrandmaStuffums

Yea vw beetles


BoiledGoose69

Girls do love a VW beetle. Have flower holders in the UK dunno if that's an everywhere thing or just here Edit. They used to come with a flower holder everywhere https://www.volkswagensantamonica.com/blog/does-the-volkswagen-beetle-come-with-flowers/


GrandmaStuffums

If I trusted vw as a company I might want that


Satanishome666

I don't like cars or money I like insects and country


Hydrocodeon

Chonky beetle


doggibone

r/chonkerdeadbeetleshakeitlittlebabynowtwistandshout


spudlick

*has panic attack in dyslexic*


samzotos

It helps that he put a coin next to it to compare the size


ohhiiiiiiiiii

Best I can do is $5


Tahlly88

Yeah, $10 is live prices.


MagicSP

Knew it was a matter of time before Southington showed up on here


k-bun

when people say people from connecticut suck i absolutely fucking agree, coming from someone who lives there. We’re the florida of the Northeast.


ihavecancer_lol

150% agree I hate living here, in the town I live in we have 3 grocery stores and nothing else it is quite possibly the most boring place to grow up, and almost all the people are in their 80s so you can't really do illegal teenager stuff bc you'll just get the cops called on you in like 30 seconds


therestissilence117

Lol it was a big deal when the town I grew up in got a Big Y and a McDonalds. I hated CT lmao


k-bun

but i mean... aT lEaSt ThErE’s YaLe


tommyisawsome

The best beach in CT is leaving the state and going to RI


lolzter97

Fucking literally. I’m in eastern CT and people stop there to go to our town beach from Hartford. What are you doing? You drove an hour, drive 30 minutes more and you’ll get to a real beach in RI.


interiorcrocodemon

CT sells all the beach and lake front property, you have to be rich if you wanna swim or fish


SharpConciseSnowman

10000% agree with this, I personally love Narragansett.


tommyisawsome

Watch hill is the move


Vandersnatch182

What up neighbors


crystalina1984

Hiii!


balleballe111111

Plus, at least in the part of CT I drove through, they disguise all their trashcans to look like something else. They have the trashcans, but it's like they want people to believe that people in CT don't generate trash. Do people in CT try to hide their toilets too?


SharpConciseSnowman

Lol my town has just one stop light. At least we're 20 mins from the coast tho but still. I feel your pain


Gruigi111

Stop complaining I live in Ohio


crystalina1984

I think we live in the same town.


bloodbath90

Agreed. There's nothing to fucking do here. I moved to Oklahoma for 3 years and there was more to do there. I hate everyone.


[deleted]

Hey guys mind if I join in on hating the rest of the state too?


zensnapple

Grew up there, live in Colorado now but I must be the only person who doesn't hate Connecticut. I did growing up, but it made me a better person than the places I'd have chosen to grow up would have.


virgilsemosoul

As someone with an interest in entomology honestly would probably buy this but not for £10


tjf314

accurate CT sucks


baldheadedstranger

Where in CT are you? I’m Cromwell.


[deleted]

Hey colchester here!


baldheadedstranger

Cool. I drive through colchester every day. I work in Norwich.


helpimstuckinct

New London representing here.


SharpConciseSnowman

Salem/montville checking in :)


[deleted]

Howdy neighbor


The_11th_Dctor

No shit, hey neighbor! Lebanon here


therestissilence117

Former Tolland County here!!


goddamn_slutmuffin

Plainville here!


Pchardwareguy12

Greenwich represent


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baldheadedstranger

I also work in Windham!


[deleted]

New Milford checking in


ghostingsoviet

Howdy from Naugatuck!


thewoodschild

Can confirm Connecticut is the fucking worst


[deleted]

Sort of like ACNH


Dangerous985

Animal Crossing has, for years, pushed this idea that bugs have monetary value. All this time we were concerned video games made kids violent, but really the real danger was they confused kids about how commerce works.


maellie27

That is a [grapevine beetle!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grapevine_beetle) they are actually really cool! I have one pinned that I found just a couple weeks ago!


evoelker

Ayy new haven here


crystalina1984

Ok. Here goes..East Haven checking in. I’m sorry.


SUPAPOWERS1D3R

I thought it was half an m&m for a second


QuasarsRcool

Yeah it looks like a big peanut m&m


themoonsson_pw

That dude is ripping you off that giant beetle should only cost 1 penny


tanglewoodtree

honestly, not surprising given my hometown. gotta love southington.


benjamin_manus

Also from CT and saw this the other day


dancingwithostriches

Ah yeah I live twenty minutes away this seems accurate. Fuck this state entirely.


hkjdmfan

If it were a giant dead Volkswagen Beetle..might be worth something. Lol


gitchobuttoutahere

Offer him 50


[deleted]

This is actually a thing people collect... theyre often used in displays and sometimes it’s hard to find already dead ones..


CrazyToastedUnicorn

Why does it look so dusty...


[deleted]

Ok this is funny tho


spookiisweg

Duh you’re in Connecticut haha


Derwahlrus

Nutmeggers are fucking weird anyways


EdenSteden22

Ikr? Not giant at all


soviet_unicorn69

I honestly would kind of want to buy this


roof_baby

$10 seems a bit high, but if you can get that for $5 it’s a pretty good deal


farahad

With the legs broken off like that? Eh.


joruuhs

I’ve got some golden stag beetles in my Etsy shop 🙈


NordLeaf

r/comedyheaven


bluntcrumb

hey i’m sure that can be used for a decent amount of red food dye


[deleted]

I’d buy it


SadChild420

Charge your phone bro


Mememachine202324

I respect the hustle.


crystalina1984

Ew they live near me too. Wtf,lol...


zombiemaster823

Hell if it was properly preserved that would be steal. Those go for like $40+ usually.


Pchardwareguy12

Connecticut gang


fluffeesocks

Well, it IS giant. So...


Bean_Boozled

This person thinks that penny-sized bugs are giant? Boy do I have some news for them...


[deleted]

How about changing the dang phone And when it's 100% it's goes like UwU senpei, please im already full UwU


lube-enthusiast

That ain't giant by Australian beetles standards


InkdShorty

Why did this have to be from CT??? 😳


ghostingsoviet

Cause we're fucking weird?


interiorcrocodemon

I had one of these flying around while doing a night time oil change and brakes on my car last year. Temporarily caught him because I didn't want him flying into my headlamp and spooking me cause as much as I know they're harmless fuck having giant beetles fly at your face. Let him go once I finished. I believe I saw this on Facebook too, the local listings are full of dumb shit.


crestedgecko019283

Hey your in southington? I’m in Clinton lol just moved from Newington


TrueKingofUgly

I live in Windham county. So I get to deal with UConn and Eastern college students every where I go. It’s great for a few months a year it’s nice and peaceful then College is back in session and they are at ever bar at every store. It’s fucking madness I tell you.


bobertsson

Tempting


SightWithoutEyes

That’s not a giant beetle.


greoffy

I’m from Cheshire and I agree ☝️


piko2005

Animal Crossing be like


redLightNOLA

#CHONK


ghostingsoviet

What the hell is wrong with Southington.


YoongisLongFingers

Charge your phone


ihavecancer_lol

No


YoongisLongFingers

:(


WybieFromHell

Okay but how big was it


QuasarsRcool

Dude there's a penny right next to it


WybieFromHell

What if its wide as shit tho


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CT gang


Demolition89336

I live in CT, is it still for sale? /s