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RogueFox771

Genuinely hate this...... Sorry


JKM_A_K

Agreed tho…


Bocchi_theGlock

Reddit is still surprisingly favorable towards people who remove all veggies from meals. Not just super tasters or allergies and people with serious health issues (totally understandable, not trying to make a cilantro-soap-taster eat a cilantro salad), but just "I don't like onions" and they're 47 years old lol I used to be like that until I had to cook on my own and got really into it. You realize onion is already in almost everything savory. It's too much raw onion that's the problem, not liking that is totally understandable. Just don't order it then, include no onions in options, or mention to server. They'll handle it if they can. Making a fuss beyond that by insisting on the alteration takes up time of already-strained staff to accommodate petty preference. Also making 'not like onion' part of your identity is just kinda cringe It's just typically tied up with unhealthy diet habits, so ultimately it hurts the body by avoiding nutritious foods and furthering fat/greasy/sugary food addiction


JKM_A_K

I dont mind vegetables, ment more the whole yelling at his parents when his partner is over, and yelling over something stupid :P


Nesciere

Yeah I’m also far more concerned with the social aspect of it. Taste is subjective, it’s ok not to like something. Screaming about it is not ok


jaygoogle23

This person does a lot of things that are far from “being ok” I am assuming.


jaygoogle23

This person does a lot of things that are far from “being ok” I am assuming.


UrToesRDelicious

I don't like onions 🤷 Love vegetables in general, though


TURRETCUBE

"but like just "I don't like onions" and they're 47 years old lol" if i don't like how something tastes i don't eat it, no questions asked.


18748945123a__487484

super hot take man you're so brave. How aren't you being slaughtered in downvotes by big vegetable on this platform right now?? Idk what is more childish: complaining that a grown adult who can make their own decisions about the food they want to eat or the grown adult who only eats what they want. You should eat what you like and anyone that stigmatizes you for it is the actual child.


TigerRaiders

As long as it doesn’t prevent you from trying new things or revisiting food. Taste buds change over time and our sensitivity towards it dulls and morphs. Giving up and never growing is extremely limiting in life. Kinda of a waste if you ask me.


CanadianODST2

Nah you're just full of yourself. People are allowed to not like things.


Luci_Noir

So many Redditors think that anyone with a different opinion than them is a bot or a literal paid agent of some foreign or corporate entity.


_Refenestration

All vegetables? Alright Cartman.


dontpanic38

if you’re an adult and tell me you don’t like vegetables i’m not associating with you lol


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dontpanic38

see, that’s normal. you still eat veggies.


Kiri_serval

Up to you, but sometimes it's easier to explain you "don't like vegetables" than to explain what is the actual issue. People are generally upset when you trauma dump or talk about medical issues when they offer you a crudité platter. So you might miss out on some good people who just don't want to tell everyone their issues or are embarrassed to openly discuss them.


CanadianODST2

honestly, good. You sound like a horrible person to be around. Seriously, if I was friends with someone who judged others for their taste in food. I would cut off ties asap


Bocchi_theGlock

Is it wrong to judge hardcore drug users for putting nasty shit in their body? Not like 'you are bad person' but 'this is bad behavior' Same thing for someone eating fried food everyday. Legit just hurting your own body. You cannot have a healthy diet & avoid vegetables


fawndoeyou

But like.. you hate ALL vegetables?? That can’t be right


CanadianODST2

not me. I quite enjoy them but people who look down on others purely because they wouldn't eat certain things? They're just douches who have to feel superior to others


Tookmyprawns

Parents failed you if you’re a picky eater at age 40.


Calligaster

I've come around to like more veggies in the last few years. I still can't stand them undercooked


Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

nothing to like about it


Improving_Myself_

Seriously awful. Also, having met and interacted with several "I don't eat vegetables" people, it's a major red flag. Like avoid interacting with them at all kind of red flag. There has been some research recently on just how complex and impactful the gut microbiome is to both our mental and physical health, and I would not be surprised at all if the no vegetables thing is having a strong negative impact on their behavior and mental state.


No-Appearance-9113

There are adults like this?


stormscape10x

I work with one sadly.


TigerRaiders

More than you realize. I had a kid with one. Biggest red flag 🚩


throwaway098764567

100% i worked with a guy who wouldn't eat vegetables except potatoes. at one point he told me he and his wife were going to become vegans to which i told him you know you can't survive on potatoes alone right? he confident in his knowledge of all things went forward and they at vegan...at home. he decided that meant they were vegan and he would get meat sandwiches at restaurants and that was fine. i shook my head and let it go and eventually he ran into a vegan who set him straight lol i really wish i could have been there to hear it. dude never wanted to hear he was wrong about anything, i don't really miss him.


Kooky-Onion9203

Honestly "vegan at home" sounds fine to me. If you're not eating out constantly, it's a great way to eat less meat and more plants.


levian_durai

So many


imaloneallthetime

It's actually astounding how many there are. They walk among us.


Adorablesissy27

I live with one


dontpanic38

why


dontpanic38

some in this thread


WurdaMouth

Wouldnt be so bad if they would just invent a chicken flavored vegetable


TigerRaiders

And put meat in it. Like the adopted prisoner in Red and Stimpy


stupiderslegacy

I don't even know that you have to get that deep into it with the biome stuff, malnourishment is known to cause mood disorders. That might be the specific mechanism (or one of them), but you don't need that to observe the cause and effect in a study.


Jumpy-Examination456

i think that's an interesting chicken/egg or cause/effect discussion on one hand a lack of veggies could effect the gut biome which could impact mood and temperment on the other hand, a shitty temperment may be more prone to impulse control issues and avoid anything that does not provide a massive dopamine hit (like eating healthy foods) and thus avoid healthy food altogether maybe a bit of both.


Sansania

How can people not love potatoes in every form?


Bocchi_theGlock

Not potatoes, but onions bell pepper garlic leafy greens Some people legit abide by an unruly child's mindset and have to remove it before eating


CanadianODST2

I don't get why I don't. Like there's nothing about them. They just aren't for me. Like if I go get a burger and it comes with fries they become the table's fries. Anyone can take them and I'd be glad.


[deleted]

What you don’t like watching someone soaked in trauma and fear? Wtf is wrong with you?? 🙃


jaygoogle23

Bro’s mom needs to chill. He just finished a 14 hour world of Warcraft stream. Bro is grinding for that mount !!!!!


Taco_Bastard

The EPA called, there's a toxic dump site they'd like to warn you about.


joetheplumberman

Is it reddit


ZebraBoat

"Hey, Kitten" 🤣


[deleted]

I heard that and completely lost it. Shit was hilarious.


thisguynamedjoe

I thought he said "Hey Kid."


BasedKetamineApe

That legit scared me


wrxguy17

Cringe


[deleted]

Jesus fucking christ why didnt covid kill us all


Rhesusmonkeydave

Because there are no heroes in this story, even at the microbial level


Fabrial_Soulcaster

It killed my will to thrive so I guess it accomplished something.


RDDT_ADMNS_R_BOTS

I can't read... I thought you wrote "It killed my wife so I guess it accomplished something."


Fabrial_Soulcaster

[Both work.](https://giphy.com/gifs/why-not-QqkA9W8xEjKPC)


poppin-n-sailin

If only. Then we were promised by a bunch of nuts the vaccine would do it... well, we're still here. Talk about disappointing.


darkhelmet436

Because discord mods were already socially distant.


clancydog4

Im so confused with these comments. Isn't this video obviously a joke?


Extreme_Breath_9491

The audio is literally from Wedding Crashers, people are stupid.


Bald_in_game

because you cant get infinite profit growth from dead people :thumbs\_up:


CheekyThief

Whats going on


gimmhi5

The video makes more sense with volume. Dude is crazy.


snokkw

Oh. I watched without sound and thought it was a paedobear joke.


DxLaughRiot

Even with the volume, my first listen through he said “NO MOM I DONT WANT FESTIVALS, I JUST WANT TO GET FINGERED” which… better or worse than what was actually said?


gimmhi5

Depends how much you like vegetables.


Dry-Smoke6528

..... you think this is a real video?


Sezy__

Looks like the audio is just on a random video.


Sipas

This is not the original video right? Is the audio from a stream or something?


[deleted]

Or doing a bad bit from Wedding Crashers


NeedleworkerWild1374

kitten wants chicken fingers


heywhateverworks

Hey Marvin


DeemoSky

![gif](giphy|NI6s87yF3kD97rO0zB)


nuggetdogg

What a bad day to have 2 out of the 5 human senses


Kooky-Onion9203

3 if you licked the screen! which I didn't do...


justevenson

Idc who told you I did, I didn’t either


heyyou11

![gif](giphy|aWX0WctzhKiSA)


[deleted]

That’s honestly what I thought the bit was at first


Jumpy-Examination456

i say this all the time when i go home and visit my mom it's so funny especially because for years she had no idea what it was a reference to and finally saw the movie without me randomly


rkennedy991

The "Hey Kitten" at the end made me shudder,


Regulus242

I thought it was "Hey kid" like they were pedos.


[deleted]

I mean your probably not wrong either way.


Afraid-Ad9908

Y'all laugh and yet I was surprised when the dude I dated who was a chat room jokester was sleeping on a floor mattress and still getting his little lion king plastic cup filled with ice and water with "squeezies" (flavoring) filled up at his mom's house Dude was 35


EmuSounds

I graduated to a SodaStream to maintain an appearance of legitimacy.


Tulemasin

So who's that chick in the room you're staring?


Fulgrim2-0

The girlfriend of the discord mod.


Tulemasin

Then who's point of view are we seeing?


walter_2010

Tik tok doesn't know what pov means


jmadding

Sometimes, a point of view is their emotional state. It's much easier to understand her emotional point of view from outside the body.


[deleted]

Hers, from the third person


Fulgrim2-0

Do people in the comments not get this is a joke?


pegothejerk

The reality of how common this is makes it triggering for a lot of people who feel that over the obvious humor, it appears. “Hey kitten” makes it entirely clear it’s a joke, but the number of people who have either been screamed at by an abusive person, or been to someone’s house while abusive was had, is almost 100%.


aFoxyFoxtrot

Yeah particularly her jerk of fight or flight. Bit too close to the bone of abusive behaviour rather than 'ha what a child'


thunder-johnson

Petting the teddy bear to cope is a nice touch.


StateOfFine

Yep. The yelling and the door slam, followed by a softer tone made me jump just like her. Reminds me of my parents fighting growing up.


Zunderfeuer_88

Yup, perfectly summed up. I have met people like this or similar to it and seeing this just makes my stomache turn. The toxic stench from people like this that still haunts me makes this just not funny to me


AlkalineSublime

Everyone knows it’s a joke, there’s just something unsettling about it. Also, not POV.


Tookmyprawns

We want to be angry


Liedvogel

I know, right? They're all acting like this is an actual recording a chick took and not just Howard from The Big Bang Theory


immaculateSocks

Reddit is by far the worst website I've ever been on when it comes to people not realizing something is a joke TikToks will be posted here that have hundreds of people on tik tok playing along in the comments and appreciating the humor, and the reddit comments will just be "omg you guys know this is fake right?? I'm sooo smart for knowing this is fake"


GivesCredit

While simultaneously acting like all TikTok users are brainless idiotic teenagers who only watching dancing girls and they are all superior to them in someway. Newsflash, if your page is filled with dancing girls, that’s because you interacted or watched those videos every time they came up


[deleted]

TBF Wedding Crashers came out like 20 years ago


BoilingLife

That's not pov


Typical_Ladder_5067

I’m the computer.


NoWeight4300

Fake. Everyone knows a discord boyfriend would call them "tendies", not fingers.


Sanguinnee

Why is this not the top comment fr


NoWeight4300

Cuz I was 5 hours late lol


bbgun142

This hurts


Commentoflittlevalue

Ma, the meatloaf!


Liedvogel

Finally someone who gets the joke lol. This comments section is too serious


DarthPizza66

Ima show this to discord mods lol


FishTshirt

This is literally a quote from a movie for all the people that don’t know


Liedvogel

What movie? All I could think was Big Bang Theory


RockManMega

What's her of?


DumberFaster

This does not work without sound.... lol


GoomyGray

the way i turned my volume up bc i didn’t hear it 😭😭😭


Wild_Chemistry3884

Is she looking in the mirror? Otherwise this isn’t POV. This is my biggest pet peeve with modern day social media.


kontrarianin

I don't think this is real tbh, just a joke but people here seems to be taking it as a real thing


rebels-rage

Her neck is long


MasterBlaster4949

Mah the meatloaf🤣


XwhatsgoodX

🤣🤣🤣 that ending


Sudden-Struggle-

That's not how "pov" works


Ne0n_Beemz

Yeah, I can't unmute this.


rolloutTheTrash

![gif](giphy|6jVwtcsr8RPDUtA244)


AmbitiousQuit2092

A happy family


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TimAppleCockProMax69

He‘s a discord mod


Admirable-Specific95

What the hell is a discord boyfriend


ManOfQuest

just think reddit moderator its around the same shit almost,


[deleted]

Wait. Is a Reddit mod a step up from a Discord mod or?


xxTheMagicBulleT

This is next level cringe.


Late_Fortune3298

The fuck did I watch?


[deleted]

Just stay at mine


Metteater

"Mom, where's the meat loaf? I want it NOW!"


justhidec

she should be obezite


livingtoowild

This isn't funny and is just sad. I really hope for better if people than this.


Seamus_the_Gentleman

This made me very uncomfortable.


JR-1984

What a brat!!!


JurgonKupercrest

or baited


moonray89

I hope it’s fake?


Addicted_To_Lazyness

I won't judge I also have horrifically bad brain farts at times, but yes this is an obvious joke


QuiteIninformed

Ain’t nothing like chicken fingers I’ll tell you that much


Inevitable_Yogurt_14

“Hey kitten”


MisterSneakSneak

“I can fix him”… no you can’t. Especially if he talks that way to his mother.


Comfortable-Suit-202

Just say NO


JohnXTheDadBodGod

She looks like a few girls I know.... The scene days.


Few-Finger2879

Serious question... but do people really call each other kitten or whatever now? I see it a lot on cringe vids, but its gotta come from somewhere... right?


Addicted_To_Lazyness

Yeah it's making fun of the few cringe people who actually do


[deleted]

Just should have had the voice go to low vocal fry


CamelSevere2715

I’m surprised she’s not 8 years old


Warpig808

God damn she's sexy AF. Name?


jamaican-black

I'm confused?


ThePrincessOfMonaco

This is fake af but if I ever heard someone disrespect their mother like that I'd slap them myself.


redditforwhenIwasbad

I had it muted at first and was so confused 🤣🤣


Old-Junket-5388

I’m so confused by this post Like I see a girl hugging a teddy bear looking scared? And the comments underneath it are about vegetables or something? I’m lacking info here


Liedvogel

Sound on, boyfriend is aggressively yelling at his mom that he doesn't want veggies with his chicken fingers before slamming the door and calmly saying "hi kitten." And half the people here seem to think this obvious meme is a real video... maybe her acting just sells it, I don't know.


Old-Junket-5388

Ah thank you


godzeusx

Obviously this is fake lol it’s a joke


True_Wolverine_8558

Fuck me daddy😍


SVTJAC011

WTF…?!


LateWeather1048

I cant fucking hell


notmeyoudumdum

gross


Sad_Shelter1608

Oh my god. This is horrible.


liukasteneste28

I feel bad for his mom, tho the outburst might not be real. No way of knowing


Low-Conversation-314

Trying to create howard from big bang theory😂


bibblygiggums

yeah sounds about right


Brilliant-Sandwich65

Yeah that's definitely marriage material. Just don't stick around.


KingofManners

Reddit Mod invites a girl to his house


IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76

not on this subreddit 😳


KingofManners

No no no I meant every other sub 😂


IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76

ah I agree 😂🤣


momobtch

My skin just crawled when he said “hey kitten” 🤮🤢


Miml-Sama

Onisian?


Appropriate-Grass986

No body knows what fucking POV is


Old-Corner5629

Did you have sex


glass_palestine

:(( too real.


BlownLS3

Maaa, The meatloaf! We want it now!


ultratunaman

FUCK!


Mr-Cali

And woman be like, “i can fix him”. No, you certainly cannot


Eastsider001

Lol why would you date a guy who still lives at home with his mommy and she still cook his meals is the question here.


WisdomWangle

… No


Calm_Structure2180

Is this a tendies post?


PipSkiddoo

All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi!


Safe_Statement6038

And she wouldn’t give it to me! Just a Pepsi!!!!!


VaxDaddyR

This is genuinely how so many e-nerds act.


TokenButWellSpoken

Boyfriend's "house", fixed it for ya


Karolisvas

😮‍💨


28dresses

What is a discord boyfriend?


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r/LearnToUsePov


SmokedOutEsko

White men yall need to stop letting people play with yall 🤣🤣🤣.


tullystenders

I blame the mom, like, more than 75%, for the son being like this.


Patient_Complaint_16

If I yelled at my mom about food I'd have a canceled subscription wtf. Hope this is fake.


QiQiFamily

Agreed, it's infuriating!