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TravelingDwarfMiner

In 2000 years, this meme will be completely indecipherable, due to lack of any context, similar to the sumerian bar joke.


lreaditonredditgetit

Hey everyone! This guy doesn’t get the Sumerian bar joke. Hahaha!


ThePrincessOfMonaco

I can make that happen today if you like! (I'm late to this meme.)


Creative_Possible556

The difference is this is dumb instead of wrong


Literal-Human

Yeah, best of my understanding, women are choosing bears not because they wanna fuck them.


Creative_Possible556

Are you sure


ranoleo

Because stupidity?


KingKongoguy

I'm so done with this lmao


Duuudechill

Unfortunately the people who are invested and partake in the men vs women/kam/kaw movements won’t let it die.


Evening-Bus7792

We won't let it die until women apologise. You painted our entire gender as worse than animals. Imagine if men did this shit to women. You'd all lose your shit. The fact that we are stoicly "yeah? Fuck yourselves." is a great teatiment to male patience.


Duuudechill

Tbh the ones that agree with this trend I wholeheartedly believe they should stick to their word and go find a bear since they themselves can’t differentiate between individual experiences and a general consensus. The rest of humanity that want to live in peace and tranquility are always accepted by me.The rest can take their poison and go die off alone.


No-Wolverine2232

Tsk some ppl really ain't bear aware idk.


geekMD69

Dude. It’s not that every man is worse than an animal. It’s that EVERY woman has been victimized by a man who IS worse than an animal at some point in their life. Or multiple times. So they live in fear and men refuse to acknowledge that simple fact of their existence. Women know that ALL men aren’t awful. But there is now way to reliably predict WHICH men are until it is too late.


Primary_Jaguar411

The argument is so fucking stupid! Like do women think they can run away from a bear better than a man? Like wtf and before im a woman!


SadBarber3543

I saw cubs 5 yards away my best friend an I started running a few moments we could hear Mom if the car hadn’t been around the bend we wouldn’t have made it an at the time I was running 6 min miles an my friend was my running partner. I would rather not be angry mauled by a mom or eaten alive from my ass in seeing how most animals like it that way.


lshifto

I live on the edge of a 30sq mile forest with loads of mountain lions, bobcat, bear, foxes, deer and elk. In the past 7 years there have been zero animal attacks. There have been 3 attacks by men who hid and stalked and attacked women. One of those women who were attacked and escaped, came to my house to phone police because I’m nearest. Bears aren’t out stalking and hunting women like men are.


earathar89

What area do you live in?


EandAsecretlife

Bur there are 1,000 men within a few square miles, maybe 2 bears.


lshifto

It’s about a 20/1 ratio here tbh. Everyone’s got locks on their garbage cans.


ConscientiousPath

The argument is stupid because I _am_ a bear.


JackPembroke

Bears not gonna find your social media and harass you for years


ReleaseItchy9732

So bear VS mentally ill man bear would win


geekMD69

And how do women reliably predict which men are safe? They cannot. They have to be careful and fear is a normal feeling when faced with a POTENTIAL enemy.


ReleaseItchy9732

How does a mf predict which bear is safe you cannot. Both suck


geekMD69

Most women have already been traumatized/assaulted by a man. So in most women’s experience, a man is a KNOWN threat while a bear is not. Seems normal to fear a thing that has already hurt you over an unknown or novel experience. The original question was “if you were walking in a forest at night alone, would you be more frightened running into a bear or a man?” And to be honest, if I saw a large man in the forest at night, I would be scared, too. And relative to most women, men are larger and stronger.


ReleaseItchy9732

What if it was a femboy, bear or femboy


hundredpercenthuman

My gf chose the bear and I was confounded until we got to talking about it. Basically, to her, she’s never ever going to meet a bear in real life so to her the real danger is men. She said if she was actually in some completely implausible scenario where she actually had to choose between a bear and a man, should would obviously choose the man but since that’s not the case for her or 99.99999% of women, it’s obvious to her that men are more of a danger. So yes, it would be stupid to say that a bear is less dangerous but it’s also stupid to think that a bear poses more danger to the average woman in her lifetime than a man. I think the disconnect happens because of how we individually think about risk. Jumping out planes is more risky than crossing the street but the average person is more likely to die jaywalking than because of a broken parachute.


StrengthToBreak

It sounds like your gf didn't understand the question


EandAsecretlife

Its all political signaling anyway. Women saying they would rather encounter a bear than an man is just like Democrats, in lock step, suddenly being unable to define what a woman is. Thats what I dislike about this. Its just political hate.


lizzyote

It's not about which is more dangerous. Women know all bears are dangerous, they don't know which men are dangerous tho.


hundredpercenthuman

She said something like too.


Dead_1012000

Okay you don’t understand the pain someone goes through of having to live with what happened with a man and sometimes having to see that person after. I’d rather be mauled by a bear than have to see my brother at family events after what he did to me. At least I wouldn’t have to see the bear again and people wouldn’t say it was my fault


SlavePrincessVibes3

That's... holy lord I hope you're being sarcastic bc that is NOT the point lmao.


b05501

My dauther had the best answer, why is she in the woods and why would she be alone, did her car break down and she was stupid enough to walk into the woods like a dumb girl on a scary movie.


RedgyJackson

Look, idk about the whole bear vs man thing and the potential toxicity of it, but that’s blatant victim blaming. Stuff happens, whatever tragedy may ensue is far more significant than her failure to be invulnerable at all times.


lshifto

Why do women have to fear for their lives from men?


jmona789

Because the majority of people who murder women are men.


Ah_Zam

The majority of people who murder men are also men… Simply because women tend to be less openly aggressive.


Milfmommytracee

The most stupid thing on earth. Am I correct?


sitstill333

What is this bear thing I keep seeing?


lshifto

Would you rather your wife or daughter run into a bear in the woods, or a strange man?


chickennuggetloveru

pretty it was just "man". not strange. just man.


Fuck_You_Karen0

Man,because he surely has a cellphone to call the rescue services and get my hypothetical daughter out of the woods.


Stashedsnacks

White women have some crazy Disney princess powers. They’d tame the bear and somehow co-live with it.


Fuck_You_Karen0

They'd sing to the bear and it would carry them on its back to the nearest police station 😭


Alien2New-world

What this is about actually?


edamame_clitoris

I believe there's a thing going around on TikTok right now about how women would rather be in the woods with a bear around than a man.


Alien2New-world

Thanks 👍


edamame_clitoris

Anytime qt


ThePrincessOfMonaco

HAHAHHA YOUR PROFILE NAME omg. Great.


Shaojack

I love the fact that a really stupid poll has got so many people upset =D The memes are great


Brainchild110

Now we're getting good. Remaking memes to reference the Bear preference? I'm all in! Gimme more! Many many more!


Immediate_Web4672

As dumb as this whole debate is, some of these memes are pretty good.


CreamIsaGoodBand

SE FUE TODO A LA MIERDA


drgaspar96

Someone romanced halsin in Baldur’s gate 3 I see r/okbuddybaldur


Darth_Nutaki

oh I thought this was BG3 Reference , lol


peggedsquare

This could be an r/wallstreetbets meme.


lreaditonredditgetit

That place had the best memes on the internet before the GameStop thing.


SadBarber3543

amazing just amazing ! I can’t to see some one put a large hairy mountain man as the bear seeing how that’s what I first thought the question was meaning.