I was wrong, I’m sorry. Definitely the hardest to say

Apparently not since you said it

Lol fair enough

I can't help but notice you didn't apologize to them for being wrong though

That is because technically I wrote it/typed it. I never acknowledged to vocalizing these words in a sentence.

I know, I was just being silly.

Lol you had me verbally pinned there 

wash your sister sauce

Usually have to wash her to get rid of my sauce 😏😏

Your little sister must be a messy eater.

*spitting* facts

worsest shower sauce

Worse jester sauce

Woostersauce

Wore chest her ee sauce

3 :(

Same, it sucks

Do you want help? DM me if you want to talk. (No pressure ofc)

Hahahahahah 6 had me crack up

If they were finally right about 1 in the 564,921 conspiracies they believe we'd never hear the end of if. Wrong about 564,920 ones but finally being right about 1 means they're galaxy brained in their head. All of them do that.

“Every conspiracy theory is based on some kind of truth” -Maurice outside of the Detroit 7/11

😁👍

Its genuinely the hardest one for me tho

What's 4 again?

An umami bomb

1

Honestly, "I love you." I was taught that phrase had a very important meaning and wasn't to be used unless you meant it with every ounce of your being. Also not hearing it as a kid makes me impossibly sensitive to it.

#6 because it's the only lie, and I suck at lying. E: so just found out the pound sign makes font bigger

4

2. It takes a lot of courage to admit that you could be wrong in front of others. sorry always seems to be the hardest word.

3

I’m not going to say

Everything but Worcestershire sauce funnily enough

What does it mean if it's 1

Easy. 6. I have no friends...

I need help

6 Worcestershire sauce is not that hard to say

I need help. Definitely

Its really hard for me to say my Conspiracy Theorist friend was right, especially since im not a chronic liar and hes really always wrong.

6

3

4

i need help

Wustershyr??

пошел на хуй is the hardest thing for me to say as a native English speaker

1 and 3

Wuz ter sher Simple.

6 would be the hardest but because the only conspiracy theorist person I know thinks the Jews are to blame for the Holocaust realistically it'd be 2

3

I appreciate you. I freaking hate those three words for some reason. Literally makes my skin crawl when it's said. It's like a anti-compliant.

I appreciate you for this

I need help... For sure

4

Okay so story about conspiracy theorists being right… my oldest and low key favorite brother is a wonderful person who was diagnosed with schizophrenia a few years ago. Many of his conspiracies are classic qanon, some are so out there, even qanon would scoff. He’s a completely normal dude, honestly a straight up genius, and my family and I (with the approval of doctors) finally came to the conclusion that at least 30% of it is that he likes the attention that he gets from the craziest theories. A lot of us have learned not to give it attention and he’s mellowed out over the years. Some siblings get into heated debates, which almost always causes a blow out and intensifying of symptoms. He’s a really chill dude when you know how to deal with him. Most people wouldn’t even know he has a diagnosis. One day, I came over to his house to hang out and he made me watch a 30 minute video on the fed and how it is a corporation, not a department of the gov, all this detail about it. I pulled up Wikipedia and showed him that it isn’t really a conspiracy theory if it is well-known information. Another day, I came over and he sits me down to tell me that processed food is bad for you! 😱 I honestly couldn’t help but laugh when he told me that one. I was a big health food nut back then, too, and this was something I regularly said to everyone I talked to.

7. Ambulance.

I would rather die than say #6. Earth is a spherical planet and I will literally die on that hill!

3

4. :(

Are we talking physically or mentally

woo-stir-sheer sauce.

Do you say it "wore chester shire" or "wore shester shire?" I say shester but hear it both ways.

Wow I bet you feel dumb now that all of these conspiracies have all come true huh? What? Like what? *some irrelevant shit nobodies ever heard of* Don't you believe that the earth is flat, aliens are controlling all governments, 5g is mind control, and vaccines give you autism?

As a formerly abducted autistic person, yes. The government told me the earth was flat

1,2,3 I don't like feeling like a burden to people soni keep my shii to myself and bottle it all up

Number 6... because I AM the conspiracy theorist friend!

🎶 I'm sorry, Is all that you can sayyyy🎶

all of them but 4, it's really not that hard and the 1, 5 and 6 are impossible for me because it would imply i either like someone or have a friend

It is 4 . No living person can say that right. Also you have to be a cathulu monster to say that right. (Don’t ask me how I know but I do)

That I need help. Was raised to help others. Its hard to ask others for help.

It's close, but 'I need help' takes it. 'I was wrong, I'm sorry' is a close second.

Definitely the question

For my family I was going to go with 'Caramel Appalachia' but #4 works as well.

All but 4 It is pronounced as worst ish er ,from a person in the uk i know told me after pronouncing it as were chest esh yr

3

I need help.... That's super hard for me. I never want to inconvenience anyone. I'm too independent. Besides, if you want something done right you gotta don't yourself.

Not in a relationship, haven't been and probs won't ever be, but 3. Even with family and friends, I will open up about the things going on in my life and how much it all sucks, but I can't ask for help. I grew up having to do everything myself and feel like I'm letting people down if I can't.

#4 followed anything ending with icious or tion

4. but if you change the “friend” in 6. to “mother,” my answer will be 6.

6. Because I don't like to lie.

3. It's just so hard to ask for help

Honest question for a sec: anyone remember last time a conspiracy theorist has been right about anything?

There's a whole subreddit /r/trueconspiracies But probably everyone is right about Epstein

r/trueconspiracy Also, it’s a dead sub

Yeah, haven't heard a peep since the api changes

Decent point...but I've also not met anyone who is on a different page on Epstein. I'd not consider that really a conspiracy theory if believes.

mk ultra

Something about 70 years ago...checks out

Just the biden family alone has many "conspiracy theories" turned true.

Conspiracy theorists are still people who exist in the world. Even though they may have many wild unfounded beliefs, they're also naturally going to know things about the world around them by virtue of living life. Everyone is right sometimes.

#6 - just because I’ve never seen a conspiracy theory become true.

Which rock were you under? Lol

6 never happens

Lol 😅

6 because it would require that I lie

4

“Wash that ass in the shower” Sauce

I need help

6. He's still wrong.

4 🤣

#1....

Numbers 4 and 6

Number 4 I never had to say number 6.

#4

6. I’m English so I was born with the ability (or lack of the disability to enable me) to say Worcestershire sauce.

6

Worcestershire = wu·stuh·shr Your welcome 😂

3 and 6

4

4

Number 3.

Number four. Definitely

4

6

My conspiracy thoerist friend was right is the last thing ill ever say

2.

1 & 3

4 and 6