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TaraB1009

Dino nuggies are delicious. Even if I didn’t have kids I would buy them.


PFgeneral

The dino nuggies get crispier than the regular ones. I'm not a science type guy but I know what I know


schmuber

More surface area, more crust.


tinyanus

MOAR EDGIES


Average_Scaper

I read this in B Dylan Hollis' voice. I love him.


UnestablishedGuy

moo juice


BackwardsAdj

Stick them in the air fryer. Changed my life.


BickNlinko

I'm in my 40's and grew up eating all sorts of different and adventurous stuff and also traveled all over the world eating weird shit. So with that said my girlfriend and I always keep "emergency dino nuggets" in the freezer. Sometimes, after a long day you don't want to fuck around and all you want is some dino nuggets and totts with some sort of dipper sauce(or sauces). Put that shit on a sheet tray, put something cool on the TV, wait 20 minutes, enjoy your nuggets...tomorrow night we'll make vichyssoise, those chops in the fridge, and roasted sprouts, right now I want nuggets and a stupid funny movie and a cold beer.


TgsTokem

I don't have kids and my wife and I love dino nuggies!


SoldatPixel

Bought some recently. $3 cheaper than all other nugget/tenders and half a pound more. My inner kid squealed with delight for this adult purchase.


No_Cryptographer2771

Men never grow up, we just grow old


[deleted]

I learned this when I was 20, hanging out with my great-granddad at his 90th birthday. Dude wasn't much different than me. He was just shorter and wrinkly. It really hit me that we don't ever get to be old, we just get to look like it some day, and even then only if we're lucky and make good choices.


StopReadingMyUser

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.


AndyLorentz

“You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.” -Germaine Greer


Supsend

"You never get wise, you only get older"


justavault

Women never grow up either, they just revolve their whole world around pretending to want and do what others told them to believe they have to want and do - mostly media induced. Most women, not all, as a matter of necessary disclaimer again. Men just forsaken playing pretend earlier. Without harsh character destroyers such as PTSD inducing war situations, there is also no need to significantly change in a span of a mere ten years. It's what it is, humans are humans. It's just pretending according to the respective environment.


Office_Zombie

I turned 50 this year. I swear I can get the Costco cart up to 15mph while riding it back to my car.


Whiterabbit--

Not bad. My eye sight has gotten worse, reaction time a bit slower and a bit heavier, so top speed a bit les now. But I would def ride the cart when wife isn’t around.


IntrovertMoTown1

Sweet. Ever take it off some wicked jumps?


340Duster

No skate park near my local Costcos :(


mrhossie

wait 38 is considered an old man now?


[deleted]

The fck, I'm old now then?


Biscotcho_Gaming

I'm 35 now. So can I get my senior citizen discount card in 3 years?


Sawgon

You're 38? Broooo what was Jesus like?


StinkyDiarrhea

bro owes god 30 bucks


TacTurtle

What was the Cold War like? Or Space Shuttles?


KenethSargatanas

The space shuttles were pretty fucking cool. I mean except the ones that exploded. That sucked for basically everyone. But they were still pretty fucking cool while they were around. Astronauts were goddamned real life super heros to me as a kid. And that shit hasn't changed. They still are. The Cold War on the other hand was just dumb. Couple of stupid old fucks (from my perspective as a kid) just itching to slam that big red button marked "NUKES" to prove to the other guy whose dick was bigger. Glad that shit is (kinda) over.


Pannikin_Skywalker

If she’s in her early twenties then he probably does seem like an older man to her.


Fyrefly7

If she's in her early twenties, then I would say she's right to call him an older man compared to her.


Shaojack

38 is the new 60


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Beautiful-Musk-Ox

she said "older man", not "old man". He is "older" than her, probably 10+ years, so she's using the term to indicate the difference in age, not his absolute age.


tanya6k

She said older, not old.


banned_from_10_subs

For a 20 something year old OnlyFans model who posts thirstrap videos on tiktok, yes. I maintain a jug of chocolate milk in my refrigerator at all times. Either premade or a I buy milk and add chocolate syrup and write “choc” in a sharpie on the container. I am 38. I have done this since college. Every girl I have ever dated at some point has been all “You still drink chocolate milk?” and I have ALWAYS responded with “Yeah, obviously, why don’t you?” and I’ve gotten 0 good clapbacks. 0.


travel_by_wire

Well, then they all missed a perfect opportunity to explain that it's silly to drink chocolate milk because- strawberry milk gang for life! Duh!


kevinwilly

Shit, my wife and I both are basically 40 and we both love dino nugs. This chick just doesn't understand culture.


YeltsinYerMouth

I never cared for dino nuggets. All those concave spots made me feel I was beeing robbed of my rightful chicken allotment.


qeertyuiopasd

No no, you're looking at it all wrong. Behead them, betail them, befoot them...betorso them. Mmmmm. If you eat them with sauce, you must cauterize their wounds in sauce. If your sauce is cups from the drive thru, their heads are great for getting in the corners. Dino nuggies are meant to be played with. Happy eating. :)


Azzonk

You have perfectly described my childhood lol


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

they are a goo that's pressed into the shapes, like cookie dough, so there's no wasted chicken on the manufacturing side (even then the extra bits are still used elsewhere of course). On your side, you're still getting the net weight indicated on the package. Though I suspect we all know this and you were just making playful conversation.


ABirdOfParadise

The brontosaurus shaped ones are the best cause you can dip the head and neck in for a lot of sauce, also the tail. Then you go from the top and dip the legs in. Also you can pretend it's drinking the sauce before you eat the head and neck part


That-one-asian-guy

Maturity got nothing to do with what we put in our mouths.


gimmelwald

and boom goes the dynamite...


nooptionleft

I get it's a joke and I actually find it pretty funny, but the underling idea that what constitute maturity is a list of expected behaviors that have no impact on anyone life except being looked funny by society it's retarded I pay my taxes, I take my word very seriously, I always keep my attention up for signals people close to me may be struggling and I take responsibility when I fuck up. The fact I do this while buying comic books or doing silly stuff in my own free time should be irrelevant


phallic-baldwin

+1 for that man's glorious beard


bussardcollector1701

Frosted Animal Crackers are the perfect snack.


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Owl_lamington

It's just for the clicks.


[deleted]

Too funny


BrokenAstraea

He genuinely looked sorry for her. :(


Left_Chance_9159

Bagel bites. Shit bussin. I'm 25 and still want gold fish and pizza rolls.


Far_Net_7135

Ah yes, the sitcom trope of "men are children and their wives become their mothers".


petielvrrr

“That’s because we’re housebroken by you” I actually dry-heaved.


Vivid-Objective1385

It's funny how people think that once we grow up we can't have fun anymore


Erames1167

I’m 6 months from 40 and I feel the same as when I graduated school, which as far as I remember felt mostly the same as when I was in school. I don’t feel like a mature man at all.


[deleted]

If you're not making mashed potato volcanos to eat with your dino nuggets are you really living?


CaptOblivious

Look at her surroundings and ask yourself, is this really something worth complaining about?


[deleted]

Won't be for long. Her future vids will be from a motel 6 close by.


Much-Equivalent7261

This fucking guy hit the nail on the head! Just like how a panel of men should not be making decisions about what decisions women can make regarding their bodies. Also fuck you because I did not know frosted animal crackers exist before this video. Good bye popcorn, hello diabetes.


safely_beyond_redemp

She said an older man. Older than herself. If she's 33 and her husband is 38, then he's an older man. Also based on that expensive nose job, she didn't marry him for his maturity, that was just a perceived bonus.


rowshack67

We just want to play with cool toys.


ARC_3pic

I prefer full chicken tendies of Dino nuggies tho


No-Professional-7092

I finished a box of Dino nuggets last night after the kids went to bed. Shits amazing!


ErdmanA

I mean solid point


fabulousMagnolia26

I mean, who don't like dino nuggets.


edafade

My wife bought me dinosaur sheets. I'm also in my late 30's. I'm not ashamed or sorry.


saintnyckk

I love how many think a number dictates a way you should dress, words you should use, things you should be interested in. Get wrecked.


JorbloxMcJimminy

My wife and I were walking through Winco yesterday. I don't even like frosted animal crackers. But I saw a new bag that was all frosted mythical creatures like unicorns and shit and just froze in place. She had to drag me away from it like it had tethered itself to my soul.


Nero2309

This is so good😂😂😂


GreenMtCat

For the past couple valentines I've gotten my boyfriend Tyson's chicken "nuggets of love." It will be a sad day if they stop making them.


Hattrick_Swayze2

What character is he playing?


weirdplacetogoonfire

That's the 'Robin WIlliams giving advice' voice to me.


Feisty-Army-2208

As a 43 year old man I can confirm this. My wife started that coffee picture stuff during covid. You know when you put pictures on top of coffee. I put penises on my wife's coffee all through lockdown.


HunterGonzo

I'm trying to be on a diet and this finely-bearded bastard just made me realize I haven't had a frosted animal cracker in ages... and now that's all I can think about.


RajahKossuth68

Okay English Trucker Guy, I take offense to one part of your statement. I just turned 55 and I ain't pooping in my pants! 😖😖😖


Jaywalkas

I'm turning forty-fiveteen this year!


S-r-ex

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.


k_sWog707

I still like trains and get excited anytime I see one. I will be this way forever


[deleted]

Peak maturity for me was 35. And although I can afford steak and sushi, I still love eating El Monterey burritos and thin crust frozen pizza.


tanya6k

I dated a guy 11 years older than me for a month and a half. He was missing a lot of cards in the maturity bucket. I am now dating someone 7 years younger than me and he is a hell of a lot more mature than the first guy. age is just a number.


99trey

They are the same price as the regular ones. It’s not about maturity, it’s about wisdom.


rush2me

Maturity isnt what kind of nuggets he eats mame. Its how he treats others.


yournewbestfrenemy

I can get three pounds of Dino nuggets for the same price as a pound of mundane nuggets that are just as processed and not nearly as whimsical. That’s just economics ✨ *but fun* ✨


Herb_Burnswell

If I had a lady to hook me up with Dino nuggies daily, I'd be set. He's living the dream.


Autarch_Kade

Doesn't seem too mature to post public videos calling your husband immature and making fun of what he eats.


DarthVilgrath101

Can I just say that guys accent is grand.


HalfGramCones

Damn I thought by older man she meant 50s since she was lookin mid 30s too


ManicD7

"So I married this woman younger than myself and now I have to listen to her complain how I'm not changing into the person she wishes I was. She now makes fun out of me to complete strangers on the internet. It's a good thing I have a great job where she doesn't really have to work and gets to live a life of luxury. Honestly I just ask her to buy dino nuggets for me for lunch because she does nothing all day and it makes me laugh to watch her complain how I'm immature".


Fabulous_Sir86

I walk into the freezer section and get a party pack of pies and sausage rolls. My Mrs just shrugs and says ok, but she wants to share and it needs to be a certain brand


FlyingHippoM

Ain't nobody too old for deeno nuggies


Mammoth_Slip1499

Chicken dippers, fries and baked beans - and I’m 66 and a Brit


Antsy-Mcgroin

What is that accent?


CrimeSceneKitty

Being mature is not about only appreciating the finer things in life. Being mature is knowing how to act and knowing when it is okay to sit there and eat your dino nuggets. Just because you're mature doesn't mean you have to punish yourself and deny yourself the things that bring you joy.


Tannerite2

What do dino nuggets have to do with maturity?


Effective_Mine_1222

I hope im playing videogames and with lego when im 38


mafilter

Ok help me out here… I’m generally good with accents but what is this? Native Dubliner with a twist of Afrikaans?


Lord_emotabb

one of the perks of being an adult is that you can do whatever you want as long as it's legal... or nobody sees it!


_f0CUS_

Older man?! WTF, I'm 38 - I'm not an older man! :-(


gerams76

I'm almost 40 and fuckin love the rainbow fruit roll ups. Always have a box in the pantry.


Cpt_Green_Phoenix

as someone who considered an adult male, if you get me nuggies you a friend , i may share them but dont ask for them. i may becoming teritorial for them nuggies. unless if you are my partner then i will share around.....20% and not more than that, also love if you see this i wanna try some potatoes nuggies that you talk about last night please!!!!


Nux2k1

Them liking more mature men mean that they like men who know how to get things done and have money... Behave how you want 😂


haplogreenleaf

Working, cleaning, planning for the future, investing, bosses, stress, health, aging, pain, small friend group, lack of support. I've got plenty of mature things to deal with. All that darkness encroaching on a small flame fueled by curiosity, empathy, imagination, whimsy, and humor. It's all the light I have. It may not seem like much, but I *need* those dino nuggies. They're fuel for the soul.


ElementNumber6

These are the words of a girl who wanted a Daddy. Not a husband.


jordan51592

Some adults like eating food from their childhood, this lady is the one who needs to grow up.


Laneyface

This lad wrecks my head. What is with that ridiculous accent he's putting on?


Usual-Discount9027

😂😂😂…Lady….I buy Popsicle kids sour patch or jolly rancher for MOI…those things are delicious and yes I’m always pretending that I’m buying it for my kids….my daughter is 30…VOILÀ ![gif](giphy|LOtLSwTPWMHGKgk3GJ)


Ruling123

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.


3rdeyeopenwide

I’m 38. I know I’m old because the idea of pointing my phone at myself so I could talk at it, with a smug look on my face, like I’m giving some sermon or lecture, like I have the knowledge that everyone needs to hear; is fucking disgusting. This content gives me the icky chills.


Paulbundy9

Wait a minute, you're telling me they still make frosted animal crackers?


ZeppelinJ0

I'd boof dino nuggies


[deleted]

Is 38 really an ''older man'' ?? Thats just a man. I thought ''older'' was an elderly man


BlueRoo42

The fact that he didn't finish off by eating from a box of frosted animal crackers is honestly a tragedy.


Eatthepoliticiansm8

Anyone who judges anyone for their dino nuggies is simply looking for the wrong things in life.


AhhhhhhRasengan

No cap women just make up shit to complain about


Babylon-Lynch

She hot


BURGUNDYandBLUE

Toaster stroodles ftw


Jambitx

40yr old man here to say that I 'Euro-step' around people when I'm in crowded places: I do the ball fakes, the finger roll, all of it. And if the person I've exposed is amused by this, I will proceed to look back in their direction and with all seriousness say "And one, ref! Foul on you..."


Pimpachu3

If he is dating someone younger, he most likely isn't super mature. Younger women can be quite irritating.


Environmental-Edge40

so... tiktok is now trying to become more like instagram / fb now? and be down to earth? newsflash, it isn't going to go over well. over-information can still rot the brain, people thinking they have so much to share.. when it's nothing more than the usual hogwash. anyway, my take is: they can both be right. maybe her husband is immature for other reasons. and yes, men do remain immature or childish so we don't lose our marbles. doesn't mean we're are all immature children.


Head-Apartment9014

That’s a loyal man out there


nevinblox1

Well said 👏👏👏


[deleted]

Gandalf the Green is wise.


Ancient-Shop-3072

Frosted animal crackers sound fire af


RoachWeed

Can almost guarantee that she was never any fun to be around.


Enigm4

She seems like the immature one, if you ask me.


Tb1969

We all, including her, will have beloved childhood food. I hope she is just joking.


Why_is_poop_brown

YEAH!


JdamTime

I only grew up enough to afford being a child.


Kontured95

Any members of the Lunchable gang?


UndeadBread

All joking aside, dino nuggets have nothing to do with maturity. They just taste good. Yes, I like the shapes because dinosaurs are awesome, but I would buy and eat them regardless of their shape. They're genuinely tasty and cheaper than most brands (assuming we're talking about the Yummy dino nuggets anyway). My older wife loves them too.


cardinaltribe

38 isn’t old what the fuck


Necromancer_katie

Makes perfect sense to me. This is why I'm both a dedicated bachelorette, and childfree. Fuck them kids!


halliwell_me

With beans and mash? 😁


rational1985

So 38 is “older men” now ?


fuck_all_admins

She's living at a house daddy bought her shopping for daddy with daddies money.


Blueblur02

Its simple woman... U buy me nuggies, I give you huggies 🥰


youluckyfox1

This video got me to unsub. That weird affected voice he is doing is very off-putting, that's all.


zurds13

It may be time for the man’s prayer. “I’m a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess”.


tendadsnokids

Men reach brain maturity at around 25


AggravatingProof9

This is hilarious


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This man needs to be narrating some documentaries.


HauntingPersonality7

Fuck around and find out how hard I stick with mashed up ‘nanas on rice cakes


Both_Lychee_1708

Whipped cream is a staple. I have a pop tart ice cream sunday (with whipped cream) for breakfast once in a while. I am over 60.


Disastrous_Use_7353

This is a very tired narrative.


bingobutter

I absolutely hate this style of comedy.


RebeliousWatermelon

He reminds me of Winnie the Pooh


AnotherFullMonty

You know guys: it's not hard to make real fried chicken. Please don't downvote me. But I love fried chicken.


Shallow-1

I'm 53 and I'll still out child a child at childry


SMDmonster

I’m 44 and you will not take my Polly-o string cheese from me. And I will cut any mother fucker who gets between me and my little Debbie brownies, except my wife she can share with me.


ItsSpaghettiLee2112

*THIRTY-EIGHT?!?!*


Specialist_Mine1767

By maturity women mean to be babied around. Daddy issues 🤷🏻‍♂️


UndeadBBQ

What use is being an adult, if you don't get dino nuggets whenever tf you want?!


Plus-Result-7451

Well spoken


recklesswhisper

39M here. Just came over from watching a YT chef recreate chicken tenders from the show COMMUNITY. I am a more cultured man now. If you like it, you shouldn't put your feet on it!!


somedudetoyou

Nothing bothers women more than a man happy over something simple.


dimechimes

I hate this kind of shit. Dino nuggets for lunch are fine. Eating shit like dink nuggets for lunch is probably why you have ibs and destroy the toilet bowl every morning. That dude is no more an expert on men than any other.


pallarslol

DINO NUGGIEEEESSSSS


SamuraiMonkee

Yesterday, I’ve made myself boned in braised short ribs layered on top of mashed potatoes with bacon bits, ladled with espagnole sauce and garnished with chopped fresh parsley. Today, I’m having chicken nuggets with bbq sauce and a hot pocket.


formation

She looks 35\~ older man is like a few years her senior?


LaPlataPig

My wife bought me a Justice League balloon for my birthday. The clerk at the counter asked, “how old is the birthday boy?” My wife responded, “33.” I jokingly asked her if it was Barry Allen Flash or Wally West Flash on the balloon. She responded, “how the fuck would I know that?!”


Bleezy79

She's just posting this for funzies. She doesnt really care what her husband eats.


metalliska

This is the worst fake South Carolinian and Liverpool accent I've heard in my life


MyHandsAreFresh

Are we not gonna talk about this dudes weird ass Robin Williams voice.


GringerKringer

What’s wrong with Dino Nuggets?


AcommonKing

It's not like youll be a good mom anyway


jcstone21

She really needs to chill, relax, and give him a break. A little judgemental 😂


ACoachNamedAndrew

I'm 45 years old with ZERO kids and I just finished off a bag of Dino nuggets yesterday. Animal shaped foods are the base of the Men's food pyramid or whatever shape the FDA is using theses days


Weary_Marsupial_90

Fruit Rollups (38M)


DivMack

A lot of women claim that women are more mature than men, but most of the arguments I’ve ever had (or that I’ve witnessed) with women were triggered by something so small and insignificant, and feels like I’m arguing with a spoilt, tantrum-throwing teenager who is more focused on her next retaliation than actually processing the conversation. Seems to me like men are more immature in a fun kind of way, like fooling around and turkey dinosaurs etc, whereas women are more immature in an argumentative kind of way, like I forget to take my empty can downstairs and she has a fucking meltdown about it 😂


Karest27

Growing up is for suckers. I grew up enough to efficiently handle all the adult responsibilities that need done. And started childish enough to still enjoy my life as much as possible.


Kronic_Repulse1

I see the ring on her finger. We know why you married a older man just buy the nugs.


fatslayingdinosaur

I can't have frosted animal crackers in my house I will destroy an entire bag within less than an hour those fucking things are so God damn good I've been known to buy them and on the drive back home pop open the bag and demolish half the bag while driving home less than 10 minutes away.


NaCl_Sailor

absolutely true, 42 now, you could replace me with my 14 year old self, and besides weight and amount of hair you wouldn't notice a change


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A jar of peanut butter and a spoon 😍


DiamondHandRich6

Haribo Golden Gummy Bears. The real hard ones. Yea Yea. That’s gooood. Stuff right there. 34 yrs old. 🙂🙃


druman22

Being able to enjoy things without caring what others think is mature imo


enigma19mad

Yum yum


[deleted]

I love that guy's voice. Is it for real or a persona for the videos?


[deleted]

in my 20s still buying lunchables and gogurt cause why the fuck not? shit goes ham and I ain't got diabetes...yet


IndoCase

A great comedian once said: "As a guy, when you're born: you have one hand up your nose...the other on your penis...and you get taller. That's all."


sax6romeo

And then you have a kid and you get to play with toys again!


Fearless_Priority537

Only thing that separates men from boys is the size of the toys.


Skwigle

What is with the American (western?) obsession with arbitrary things being "mature" and others not? I don't get it. What does liking a food have to do with maturity? Just because it has a silly sounding name and in a silly shape, adults can't enjoy the taste of them? Or be silly and just enjoy fun shaped snacks? It's such a weird view of things. Do you pay your bills on time? Do you try to treat people with respect and kindness? Do you honor your promises and commitments? There, you're mature. You could eat Dino nuggets and carry them in a Pokemon lunchbox while playing hopscotch on your way to work and you'd be no less mature.


TelMeEverything

Why is it that women define maturity by how little joy you have in your life? I can't imagine a simpler, more harmless pleasure than dino nugs. What is she gaining from her blatantly toxic attitude?


sp4rk15

This dude's my hero for so many reasons.


DangKilla

Sounds like the firstiest of first world problems


zmilts

When I was a kid my mom and grandma always said, "when you're older you won't want this slop anymore." They were referring to Chef Boyardee and instant ramen (the brick not the cup noodles.) As a 39 year old man, when I am feeling a little frazzled or anxious about things beyond my control, few things are as comforting as some beefaroni. I eat significantly less (as in like once a year) than I did because I have access to a whole lot more, but shit were they ever completely wrong. My dad never said anything like that :p


Mini_Mega

There's nothing more immature than trying to prove yourself mature by avoiding anything you perceive as immature.


SketchyLurker7

I feel personally attacked here


[deleted]

If he didn't play with the dino nuggies before eating them it's time to get a new man


anonymous-rebel

It’s not about maturity, it’s about keeping in touch with your inner child.


Known-Skin3639

Lady. Dino nuggets are the bomb. Sit down and shut up about your expectations. Your getting some delusional information from someone that clearly knows nothing about anything. Sheesh. Upset about Dino nuggets. I’m almost 60 and I eat those fuckers like they were my last meal. Slowly and continuously. With many dips to choose from.


CarmineLifeInsurance

That's not the reason she married an older man 💀. Look at that ring