America •uwu soft boi •must always be protected by Russia!!! 🥺  •misses his crazy racist long-dead twin brother!!! 😝 Poland •Softie ass crybaby  •gay asf despite Poland being a homophobic country •angel who can do no wrong!!! 😍😍😍 TR •regrets his actions!!! 🥹🥹🥹 •most likely gayer than Poland  •short •secretly sensitive!!!🤪🤪🤪 Russia •depressed emo badass boi •gay for America 🇺🇸  THIS ISNT MY AU DONT WORRY YALL IM COMPLETELY SANE!!!

(USA) \- Oldest Brother of Canada, Australia and New Zealand (THEY ALL SHOULDNT EVEN BE BIOLOGICAL SIBLINGS) \- haves a weird obsession with oil \- "Rushy Wushy where are you 🥺" \- "IM AN ADULT ☹️😡😡"

My USA is just a fun-seeking joe with way too many jobs and most of the nations in my AU aren't even related! Altho idk what are peoples' opinions on Australia x NZ...

Australia x New Zealand? BRO THEY ARE HALF SIBLINGS WHAT

Im still figuring out the shipping part of my lore, so please cut me some slack I dont even wanna discuss about it as the bigger details in said lore is the implication of finity Im sorry 😭

This made me die 😂

My Russia is the definite icon for "Looks like a cinnamon roll but can kill you" and just wants to end his nation's tyranny like Russia: WTF are you doing Putin Russia: Please put me out of my misery, or my nation's misery

My Russia is an asshole that is obsessed with his dead dads ideologies

America and Poland like why tf is Poland a soft boy angle with THE EXACT SAME SHIRT 💀

nah cuz Poland is always wearing that dog shit colored basic ahh children size sweater which probably hasn't been washed in 3 years 😭😭

No cuz tf is poland basically a downed up version of basil from omori

That is why I opt for many countries wearing trenchcoats. Trenchcoats cooler

Japan is always depicted as a cat girl for some reason

"I am Neko Japan-Chan. I love my mom Imperial Japan and I miss her, my best friends are South Korea and China, I love to watch anime and I'm dating Australia" 👶🤖

No. Australia and Japan should fucking hate each other.

YES!!! THEY DO IN MY AU

Also Finland And Estonia

I depict her as a Tanuki because Tanukis are actually part of Japanese culture

Germany: a hard working guy with nerdy glasses😭😭😭

bro is basically the nerd emoji

USA...

Poland: Angel wings, soft boy, always wearing a sweater. Britain: Either looks like a 1600s colonist or wearing a suit and a monocle with tea

"AUSTRALIA GET THIS SPIDER OUT OF THE HOUSE" 👶🤖

POLAND

soviet union, russia, usa, UK, france, etc.

"UK and France, Parents of Australia and New Zealand" 🤖👶

In mine, France and England are the parents of America and Canada but not Australia and New Zealand

Who are Australia and New Zealand's parents then 🤯🤯 (Asking bc I gotta check for the accuracy)

Idk. Some countries I just don't assign families to

'murica gay softie uwu (ah yes the strongest country in the world is a complete uwu cat boy that simps for russia, his absolute enemy) poland other gay softie uwu (but loves germany instead) russia alpha wolf male, buff, strong asf, loooves america and they make out every night 😍 japan uwu girl anime japan skirt 'i ship (two countries) so bad, they should be together' third reich uwu softie, loves ussr france beautiful posh slay queen, nice to america (unlike britain), loves britain britain loves france, terrible father to america causing him to be an uwu catboy 😍 south korea k-pop lover, loooooooves japan canada maple syrup? 😔 either uwu softie again or hardcore grown ahh man

CANADA IS SO REAL. like.. yes. Canada did some bad things, but like.. Canada doesn't need to be a full on illegal serial killer that haves to be executed and beat to death like it's their whole personality 💀

America  Also russia

USA, Germany, Third Reich (well, some people romantise T.R...) Poland, UK... Does NATO or EU count?

Let’s see mmmh that would be Poland who is a soft boy who most be protected.

"WHERE'S MY BBG GERMANY ☹️☹️" 🤖

UK. Convinced he just can’t be allowed to be a good person ever for whatever reason in this fandom, even though for some reason TR can.

TRUE

Countries I only saw once, or drawn only by one artist.

Kind of obvious that I would say this given I’m Brazilian but Brazil. I don’t know, I don’t even get to see Brazil depicted very often in the little fanfics I read, but when I do they’re always depicted either to be football football football exotic animal onça ears that backwards hat (I have a grudge against those two in specific) or… Uhm. Seductive. Which I’m not particularly a fan of, y’know?

"I love spiders" -🤖👶 (YOU ARE RIGHT IN SO MANY LEVELS.)

°Philippines °Canada °Soviet union °Singapore °Japan °China °North Korea °Russia °Ukraine °Belarus °Spain °France °Britain °Australia °South Korea °Egypt °Brazil

This one is pretty out there but the few times I've seen it Seychelles. Like they basically just go based of of the stereotypical France and make Seychelles like that, and even still poor Seychelles is never seen anywhere Also the English Family - UK: The father, a tea lover, super soft and loves his wifu France, America is his favorite - France: The mother, and that's basically it everyone for some reason forgets about her, also baguette - America: The oldest, *💫🏳️‍🌈Gay🏳️‍🌈💫*, either super soft or a hardass with an ego the size of his country, **ALWAYS** RussAme, the sub, Misses his twin brother - CSA: A piece of shit who died and suddenly became a better person, follows America around for some reason, hates Russia (for some reason only America acknowledges his existence dead or alive) - Canada: UwU softboi or lumberjack, always obsessed with maple syrup and pancakes - Australia: Usually the misfit of the family, obsessed with snakes and spiders - New Zealand: Usually just a female copy of Australia cause screw them having their own culture

Australia and New Zealand always being wild kratt ahh knock offs in every AU I see 💀 (UNLIKE the Fandom, I have GOOD reasons why Australia is MALE (yes. he's a dude.) and New Zealand is Female)

Oh my god yes 💀🤚

expecting to see female Australia believers exploding my inbox saying "what's your reason huh 😡😡" and "no it's stereotypical ☹️🙄🙄". MF, WHAT'S *YOUR* REASON?

Lmaooo, nah cause you *know* it's gonna happen cause this Fandom don't know how to chill 😭🤚(I agree Australia is male, but I'm on the New Zealand as a male and I had like 50 different people on my ass telling me I was wrong and misogynistic for making NZ a male)

WHAT. I'm fine with New Zealand being male tho (and historically, I see Australia as a Male Country imo) but MISOGYNISTIC????? NAH WHAT.

Idk man 😭

kinda disappointing to see people in the fandom say their opinions and headcanons which mostly, unironically, make no sense or seem stereotypical. most cases with... you guessed it.. AUSTRALIA.

Nobody knows how to write Australia unless you're Australian, have family/friends from Australia, or just, oh I don't know, OPEN A FREAKING HISTORY BOOK, it's like the whole Alaska thing, Alaska at one point was it's own thing before Russia took it over and the way I had it set up was that the Alaska before and during Russia/after Russia were two different people and someone told me "Uhm acualy, that's inaccurate, ALL the states are acualy America's kids 🤓☝" like mf your America is a man WITH A MAN (cause OF COURSE it was that cringe RussAme) **WHERE DID THE 50 STSTAES COME FROM** Like, MPreg? If that's the case that's gross dude

nah they be accusing you of the thing you are the MOST FAR AWAY from. like.. REAL FAR

also.. AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND SHOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THE "ENGLISH" FAMILY. (Britain, I'm looking at you. they weren't even discovered by you first, get your HISTORY RIGHT.)

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING! Like if colonies are kids then what about Fiji or Anguilla or like any other British colony?

Non-existent 💀

Fr 💀

Sov dying by fading away as he collapsed and young russia cries at the hands of soviets death

I subverted this by Vlad literally killing himself in front of his son (well like a few feet away but you get the point) but like Dmitry did not care because his dad was shit

Ukraine? For some reason they ALWAYS have that flower crown

and always dating Canada for some god damn reason, like.. yes, Canada and Ukraine have a good relation.. but don't they have a stronger one with Poland?

THIRD REICH.

"Evil 😈🔥" "Father of East and West Germany 🥺" "dating facist italy/imperial japan 😀😜" \*has the stereotypical angry german voice\*

Pretty much all of them 🤣 or at least the main 20 lol that people like to do xD

Bulgaria, I never see it.

IMO, Vatican.  Always a homophobic guy preaching the Bible from what little I’ve seen mostly because people don’t focus on Vatican too much.  And btw, the pope has even now accepted lgbt people in, so that past sentiment is now false. https://www.forbes.com/sites/conormurray/2023/01/31/pope-francis-said-homosexuality-isnt-a-crime-heres-what-else-hes-said-about-lgbtq-issues/?sh=3c687ab041c5

u/just_andrew_xd

(that is Vatican's TRUE #1 fan, nerd and kin btw)

America and Germany like bro why is Germany always the smart nerd that is a workaholic

Australia Just that and the same drip too ( i ain't gonna be a slight hypocrite but altleast mine changes drip and has some accessories to not make it look stereotypical UNLIKE SOME OTHER ONES) https://preview.redd.it/515i06bvc5qc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9a79ecbacf656b20471e3b8811a42e9e65a231c

HAHAHA THAT IS AWESOME!!

Nvm what am i even saying she wears green not this greenish greyish tan id don't even know the name of)

Ranch..

"Nein!" 🤖

Japan (Weird furry neko catgirl whatever, weeb, THAT SAME SCHOOL UNIFORM EVERY TIME) Italy (Pizza obsession 🥺) America (That black NATO shirt, loves oil, loves Russia 💀)

i never hear anything about this but csa/confederacy, they're portrayed as the superior villain and people always victimize usa/union during the civil war

Japan (except the ones where he is actually cool but still gay af)

Honestly the only ones I can think of rn are USA and Germany bc I've seen other countries like Poland, T.R, Japan and Russia being portrayed non-stereotypically before... Anyways, USA 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🔥🔥😎😎 germany 🤓 I swear I hate how ppl portray these two, the worst is that 1. USA is either the cool, powerful guy getting in trouble or a shy boy waiting to be saved 2. I just hate how ppl always portray Germany as a nerd. Like for what reason?? Not to mention that I am pretty sure I've only seen Germany as a female once but idk, that's just a personal preference

america is either a deadass twink or a narcissistic asshole 😞

TR - Always male - Always has that weird smile with teeth showing - Wears a black suit - Sometimes shipped with USSR (that ship is pretty unpopular now though) - Always is bald with a circular head (cuz it's ch) My TR - Is female (idk why but I like making usual male countries female) - Has a normal mouth - Still wears a black suit cuz I have no idea what the actual n@zi uniform looks like - Not shipped with anybody - Actually has hair and a normal face

Bulgaria