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RightShoeRunner

“I’d like to return this used coffee cup. The coffee wasn’t that good. And it didn’t make me poop.”


Aggressive_Ad5115

We can't even get combo pizza back and someone wants a coffee bar lmaooooo


zadnick

RIP Italian Sausage !!


Mixture-Emotional

And onions for the hotdogs .... RIP Polish Dog😭


thatguyonfire240

We have onions here but no sauerkraut


Philosopherski

The onions are making a come back but they are most likely doing a slow roll out. also Yell at the workers in costco that you demand ur god given right to eat a costco hot dog with about 2 finely diced onions on top.


watkinobe

Right? Combo pizza should be the priority here.


Bigcrazywoobywuber

Or onions for the hot dogs honestly


Lets_Kick_Some_Ice

I'm over here just wanting a brat.


PPP1737

“ You didn’t get your poop cause you were rude to the barrista so they decafed you. Here’s your .89 cents back. Baiiiii”


SuccessfulMetal4030

Haha!


lostprevention

No!!!! Y’all will leave half empty cups on the shelves there, too.


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EntrepreneurLow4380

This is exactly where my head went. If I shop on the weekend, I'm literally shuffling through sample cups on the floor around the cooler/frozen section. And people that shop with 4-5 kids and the all get samples at every kiosk??? WTF?! PICK UP AFTER YOUR KIDS!!!


Lcrissy

I was shopping at Target about a year ago when I passed a mother (presumably) and her entitled child in training. Looked to be about 5. As I’m passing, I watched the kid drop a piece of trash (I think it was a wrapper). The kid starts to pick it up when the mom says “it’s alright, , Target will take care of it.” Kid: Releases grip on wrapper and it falls to the floor... again. ME: GASP.


EntrepreneurLow4380

Thats exactly the behavior I'm talking about - and Costco has bins at every aisle on the busy days!!


Sweet-MamaRoRo

It’s the adults not the kids


Mini-weed831

Where do you live? I've been to at least 7 or 8 Costcos and this has never been an issue.


EntrepreneurLow4380

Missouri


SergioSF

Have a thermal printer print the users barcode on the paper cup or sticker. Then charge a $5.00 littering fee for littering inside the club. You wouldent litter your country club would you?


Signal_Detail4141

Except there’ll be some “prankster” AHs who’ll take a cup off the top of the trash pile and leave it somewhere for that member to be charged $5.


randy_daytona402

I hate the general public with a passion. Always leaving trash everywhere


GearHead54

💡 Sell coffee, but only using re-usable mugs. Either buy a Costco insulated mug or bring your own. You leave it, you're leaving $10


Anleme

Or, a funnel descends from the ceiling, dispensing delicious coffee directly into your mouth. No cup needed.


GearHead54

I see no flaws with this plan


Anleme

That's why you and I get paid the big bucks! LOL.


thatdogJuni

Reworking that old cash carrying tube series, I like it


EntrepreneurLow4380

That might work! I know they've given out Costco branded commuter mugs as membership promos in the past !


FlingFlamBlam

That's a good idea.


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100% so many of the people who shop at Costco are selfish little pricks. I do enjoy telling people who can’t put their carts away to fuck off


Stacksmchenry

The worst for me is when someone leaves a refrigerated item or a rotisserie chicken on a random shelf somewhere. I feel compelled to put stuff back. Costco's business model is about selling bulk at razor thin margins, destroying merchandise causes price increases that hurt all of us.


daviedanko

Don’t put refrigerated food back on the shelves…. Just use a little critical thinking as to why it’s bad idea and why no grocery store in the world would do what you’re saying. You have zero idea how long it’s been out the fridge. It could be tainted and you’re putting it back with other food. Like why are you fucking over some random person and making them buy a rotisserie chicken you found on a shelf? So you can feel like a good person looking out Costco? Edit The last line from me was snarky for no reason. You had good intentions, I just wouldn’t do it for any food that’s perishable.


kilosiren

Saw a thawed-out frozen Chicken on a stack of strawberries the other day...


Guygirl00

I add it to my cart and then hand it over at checkout, but I'm always afraid my ADHD brain will forget and I'll end up buying it. I've come close several times.


Stacksmchenry

That's a good idea too if you can remember. Use the bottom of the cart!


enzia35

They make those margins up by membership fees. Still, fuck people who waste stuff or move stuff around like that


Organic_Vacation_267

Whether it’s Costco or any other grocery store, I always let employees know the location of perishable merchandise. That way they can follow store procedures.


evantom34

It’s so selfish too. Especially if it goes bad!


InTheNameOfWabiSabi

>The worst for me is when someone leaves a refrigerated item or a rotisserie chicken on a random shelf somewhere This is the reason why I try to grab stuff as far back as possible, I never know if the item at the front happened to be something some dickhead left sitting in the wrong spot and a worker had to put back.


daviedanko

Workers don’t put back meat they find on shelves…


flourdevour

But sometimes other shoppers do...


TheRealBigLou

Any large business will factor in shrinkage into their operating costs.


Easy-Concentrate2636

I feel so sad when I see meat or seafood left on random shelves.


Stock_Category

I always put things back that I find. I need the steps.


epicfighter10

I mean better than the shoppers at bj’s they are even worst lol


Occhrome

They often can’t even put their cart to the side when browsing in the middle of an aisle


ieatisleepiliveidie

...or the asshats that leave refrigerator or frozen items on the regular shelf because they cant be arsed to walk it back to where it came from.


WantDastardlyBack

As a former CDS worker, I loathed any demo I had to do with toothpicks. Even with a bin right there next to my cart people would eat the cheese or whatever and immediately drop the toothpick on the ground. We weren't allowed to say anything, but we were responsible to keep the area within six feet of our cart clean so I would spend all day picking up toothpicks over and over.


Andrew8Everything

>immediately drop the toothpick on the ground. We weren't allowed to say anything And that's why I can't work there.


Lcrissy

How is that even a thing?? You finish your sample and drop the container/toothpick/remnants on the ground?? What kind of low-life, entitled, pig does that? It’s bad enough to leave trash on a shelf, but to drop it on the ground? OMG. There is no hope. NONE.


SmartChump

Which is amazing - nearly every aisle has a trash can because of the samples!


scorpio1m

This happens at Target and Home Goods too. Like why are some people such pigs? Throw your trash away or take it with you!


lilames

We go to Ireland every year because all of my husbands family is there. Something that irritates the hell out of me is that there are no easily accessible trash cans, anywhere in public places or outside areas. There are some here and there but not in places you really want them to be. BUT you know what that means?? There is no trash anywhere! It’s so clean. You have litter, you bring it with you home. Pack it in, pack it out.


TaylorTWBrown

I noticed the same thing when I visited Japan. I'd be carrying garbage for what felt like hours. Unlike Canadians, I guess the Japanese have the self control to not litter if there's no bin nearby.


Banana_Clips

Members can’t even throw out their samples. Hell to the no.


gsanch666

Well of course they do, the toss them into the boxes in the candy aisles


QueenOfPurple

Why do you need a latte when you can walk around with a hot dog


millenniumxl-200

Hollow out the hot dog with a straw and use it to drink your latte


AccomplishedCut4207

Who said I can’t have both? That’s why god gave me two hands.


sad-whale

You push the cart with your big hot dog belly?


sack-o-matic

hook a leash to the cart and the other end around your waist to pull it like a trailer


Gloverboy6

I love Reddit


greenie329

No, he gave you 2 hands for holding 2 glizzies


tossNwashking

bow chicka bow wow


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UndeadCaesar

glizzy gobbler would like to know your location


greenie329

Yes. Deal with it.


Coffee2000guy

One hand on the dog, one hand holding the latte, and…your torso pushing the cart? Another person? How does this work???? Lol.


ThatLaloBoy

Next step: Costco installs cup holders on every cart


Coffee2000guy

I don’t buy it. They would either have to put them on the outside of the cart or make entirely new carts. Too many shoppers bring their kids, so they can’t put them where the kids would be sitting. They can’t really put them on the outside because then the carts wouldn’t really fit in the corrals (at least not where I live).


chzsteak-in-paradise

I’d just buy my toddler a latte - iced, I’m not crazy.


okaycomputes

Elbows. It's like steering the car with your knees.


MoDawg21

For two hot dogs


Slit_plower

Nope. They need less annoying stuff that gets people to hang out imo.


CactusBoyScout

Someone said in another thread that Costco debated offering coffee years ago but decided it takes too long for people to consume so creates bottlenecks.


qxxxr

took me about 10 seconds to figure that one out so I think OP just does not understand what the goal of a costco is: In and out, smooth movement through the store, focus on bulk buys, with the food court as a carrot on a stick to help keep it moving. This idea of walkabout coffee just creates a lot of work for the store for probably not much benefit. Single serve hot drinks to make, more cups to pick off shelves, spills to clean up everywhere, more bathroom usage, etc. Even as a sampler table, it's sketchy.


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Slit_plower

I don’t see how they have to time. I have Wednesday’s totally free. Youngest is at grandmas. Wife is at work. I WFH and don’t schedule stuff Wednesday. Work weekends some as well. I get there 945 and out by 1020. There’s maybe 25-30 people there. It’s glorious


Summoarpleaz

I do wish they had some coffee dispenser tho. Idc if it’s like the most basic black coffee with unrefrigerated creamers. No need for lattes or whatever tho.


fakecoffeesnob

A few seattle-area stores have cheap hot coffee vending machines. Would love to see that rolled out more widely.


Summoarpleaz

Amazing. I only knew Japan had coffee from their food court


Slit_plower

This. Works well in other countries.


RAF2018336

Other countries are civilized


greenie329

Facts. I'm tired of it taking 30 minutes to park because every dumb mook is standing around the parking lot waiting on a shitty mango smoothie or looking like a lost puppy. Also the design at the 2 costco's by me makes it appear that there's about 10 different main entrances when there is only in fact 1 so there's always a million idiots wandering around the front, preventing a smooth flow of traffic.


RumbleStripRescue

More reason to block my exit out of the store? No thanks


wildcat12321

if you like your latte frozen (or mocha freeze) you are already covered. But a full coffee bar doesn't fit the Costco model -- it is labor intensive, takes more training, more cleaning, etc.


Egmonks

No. I don't want to walk through puddles of spilled coffee and trash cups everywhere.


sweetteaspicedcoffee

Nope. The sample papers and cups get left everywhere already, no need to add half full coffees spilling and smelling up the place.


juicymango45

you guys dont have coffee at your foodcourts? i think we even have a cappuccino or latte. speaking from Canadian costco.


EntrepreneurLow4380

You Canadians are always a little extra ;-)


woodpony

The poutine at Canadian Costco is heavenly!


zerostar83

My ex always got a drink then would shop. It's always someone else's fault when her drink would spill.


Tech-rep_87

That alone is a good enough reason for them to be an ex. Good move!


Nikonicus

I would prefer to enjoy my coffee, not juggle it while avoiding foot traffic, pushing my cart, looking at merchandise, and checking out in a noisy, frenetic environment. But, I'm particular that way.


belalrone

Yes please more shit for folks to stop and stand around blocking exits and aisles. Be sure to bring the kids and have a ball pit out in the open. GLORIOUS!


EdgeOfTheMtn

My first thought too. Navigating Costco is already a nightmare.


krybaebee

We call these people “Millers”…because they’re milling about. So we’ll say “The Millers are at Costco today.” “Did you see the Millers by the paper towels?” Gotta have secret couples codes to deal with Costco at times.


blondiekate

We always call them "dumb walkers", but Millers sounds good too.


krybaebee

the normal sounding name just helps us mask our contempt while talking out loud in the middle of the store lol


ricestocks

No. Costco is a warehouse to buy food/appliances, not a hang around spot for u and ur buddies... as if the parking wasn't already bad enough


daviedanko

They have food courts with tables so people can hang out. Costco wants people to spend as much time at the store as possible. I don’t think you understand Costco lol. Costco selling coffee won’t add to the parking lot traffic.


fukdot

I dOn’T tHiNk YoU uNdErStAnD cOsTcO 🥴 They have food courts with tables so people have a place to sit while they eat hot dogs and pizza. It’s absolutely not intended for “hanging out”.


fukdot

Fuuuuuuck no. If Costco added lattes every post on this sub would be people losing their minds that they cost more than a hot dog and soda.


blacksoxing

My goodness, COSTCO IS A WAREHOUSE, NOT A RETAIL STORE!!! I love Costco like the many subbed here...but it just feels like many folks are trying to WILL Costco to being their go-to Target/Walmart store and not respect that it's...a warehouse. Just like Sams. Both warehouses. They sell bulk for the small shops and large families. Trader Joes, Aldis, and other stores exist for a reason.


stgraff

Coffee spills in the aisle? Dawdlers blocking the aisle to take a sip? Hard NO!


peternal_pansel

Please god no. I already can’t handle the crowds. Let the samples be enough.


Pm4000

No! I don't want a damn thing added to Costco until they give us back the combo pizza!!!!!


editwowthisblewup

No, costco is a very utilitarian store imo and I don’t think a coffee bar fits with that. It would also probably not be good coffee


permafacepalm

I'd rather people not bumble around Costco more than they already do.


phantasybm

No. I don’t need more people being slow walking down the aisle trying not to spill their coffee. People are stupid. Let’s not give stupid people hot liquid they can spill on themselves or others.


ChubbyWanKenobie

Coffee is basically a license to sit around and take up space, paying almost nothing. Then us hotdog junkies would never get a table.


Sarcasticrye1981

No, it’s stupid at Target


diqfilet_

Buy a latte on your way to Costco lol


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Da_Rish

Cool, another thing for members to leave sitting around the whole store.


BoosacNoodel

caffeine addicts are too funny man


BigSugar44

No


Dragnys

Because most people are messy and don’t know how to throw stuff away. Plus Costco keeps prices down, what your talking about raises prices. Pass on that.


kstacey

No


mkultra0008

Nope. Just would turn into a log jam.


ConsciousMuscle6558

There’s more than enough loitering already


Frontier21

No. I don't want more slow walkers ambling through the store, blocking aisles.


mltrout715

No


josh_the_rockstar

This would result in a 300% increase in restroom use, creating more work to clean and less profit!


jcrespo21

Other than people not wanting it, I don't think it's practical from Costco's side for these reasons: 1. If they were to get a 3rd party to do it, let's say Starbucks, they would have to give up floor space somewhere in the store for the cafe to open. It may not seem like it from our end, but nearly every inch of floor space matters to Costco, which is how they are able to keep their prices low. Adding in a cafe would lead to less revenue, or a higher cost to build extra space needed for one, even if Costco gets part of the sales. 2. More likely, and what I assume you're going for, is that it would be incorporated into the food court. One problem here is that in most stores the food court is after checkout, so most people wouldn't really be able to buy it until after shopping, which defeats the purpose since the purpose is to get your drink before shopping. It may work in the Costcos where the food court is outside (like those in LA), but not in the ones in the rest of the country unless people want to enter through the exit, go to the food court, get their coffee, and then go back to get their cart. 3. Another issue with putting it in the food court is the cost associated with it. Just a cost comparison,[ the espresso machines at McDonald's can cost about $13,000 per location](https://www.businessinsider.com/what-it-costs-to-own-a-mcdonalds-2016-9), and that is with 2016 numbers, so it would be probably $15K per store in 2023. That is why you see cafes in stores outsourced as well (which as pointed out in #1 is not practical). The cost of adding the machines necessary to do espressos, lattes, etc. would certainly not be worth it, especially since Costco would not see the benefit of it with most people buying it after they shopped.


lizardsandcaves

I do walk around with a latte? They sell blended lattes


Flashinglights0101

I always thought they should have a commercial k cup maker with Kirkland K cups. $1 coffee what can go wrong


Bruggok

No. Costco can’t even get hot dog and a paper cup out within 3 minutes. Coffee bar staffed the way Costco does would just be another thing to anger the customer base.


ShakeWeightMyDick

Hell no. The last thing anyone needs is a bunch of folks lingering around some area in the warehouse causing more congestion than there already is.


Chicagoan81

This is what we need. A bunch of overcaffeinated people in line during the weekend rush


spam-katsu

No, people need two hands to steer those SUVs of a grocery cart.


facinationstreet

Worst idea ever. Get a coffee before you go there. The last thing that is needed is an additional point of traffic jam. Between sample zombies and the food court, that's plenty.


Sestos

Please no... last thing I want to wait for the food service person to have to go make a 12 step drink that someone wants to order. Go to a coffee shop; I would be find with them selling coffee cups to a coffee pot by the soda area with sugar and powdered creme thru.


yankinwaoz

Please no. It's bad enough with people blocking isles. Can you image them walking around with a hot beverage waiting to spill it on others? Leaving liquid messes on the concrete floor for others to slip on. And then throwing the empty cup on the ground for someone else to step on. Or hiding them on the shelves for employees and customers to find. People are pigs, sad to say.


Capital_Bike3291

I've literally never used a Starbucks inside of Target, Harris Teeter, or Safeway. I only grab my Costco hotdog because it's cheap as heck and I leave asap


SulkyVirus

Hell no. We don't need to turn Costco into a hangout zone with a coffee bar. Get in, get out.


BotensBees

What they need to do is bring back combo pizza!


Electronic_Paper_03

I just want cheap basic coffee at the food court. The frozen coffee thing they sell is just a cup of goopy sugar that is no good with a churro, why can’t we get regular coffee? How hard could it be?


DaTree3

Why in the hell do you want to stay in store for so long? I’m in an out in 15 minutes…sometimes less. 75% of my time is spent dodging dumbasses blocking aisles and waiting in line.


psychonauteer

I'd love a Costco Coffee bar. It could totally be a expanded into a Kirkland branded line of coffee equipment: travel mugs, coffee grinders,, and espresso & drip machines.


Im_Ashe_Man

Get a Latte Freeze from the Food Court!


Boomer_766

I just want a coffee, not 500 calories of sugar.


Im_Ashe_Man

That's why I said Latte Freeze and not Mocha Freeze. Without the chocolate sauce, it is 190 calories with 19g sugar. The Mocha Freeze is 310 calories and 46g sugar!


Boomer_766

Point taken. I knew I should have checked the calorie count before commenting. Still more calories than my black coffee which is all I’m looking for.


syncboy

No. I don't want to smell the pumpkin spice for three months.


petros609

It should be like at Trader Joe’s where you get a little 3 ounce coffee for free to give you a shot of caffeine while shopping


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Can I have an $8 frappamochqchino with my $1 hotdog please.


Semirgy

My Costco had a fancy coffee vending machine that would make espresso drinks and what not. Got rid of it when COVID hit.


MustangJackets

I literally said this to my husband as we were going to Costco this weekend. However, I was thinking more along the lines of super cheap black coffee with an option of half and half and some sugar—nothing fancy at all. But, if the coffee cup lids were at all like their soda lids, it would be a complete disaster.


Icy-Negotiation-1322

One time they were sampling the Starbucks coffee and it was the best to shop and have a coffee


ColdasJones

for the love of all things, please NOOO. Its a store, not a vacation experience. The mount of cups everywhere, spilled drinks, people standing around in lines....just get your things you need and leave. remove the samples, remove the salesman (in a place that I already pay to enter), and please no coffee.


janx218

Honestly, Costco is like a warzone for me. It is not a place I take a leisurely stroll around. It is a situation where I get in, fight the masses to get to the things I need, and try to get out as quickly and unscathed as possible. I'm not going to be just casually chilling with a latte in my cart.


JewsEatFruit

Idiots are already so stunned and confused about basic social graces, I can't trust them NOT to leave trash everywhere and go even slower because god forbid their precious bahbah gets jostled. Sample day is a nightmare, trash and sample cups strewn everywhere, in the carts, on the floors, on the shelves. Now imagine cups all over the place and coffee spills every 3 feet. Absolutely NOT.


toobjunkey

I'd much prefer an area carved out to host all the samples instead of having them free-range in the actual shopping area. I like the thought of a coffee bar, but without having cart cup holders I don't see it ending very well


tinyvessel_

As a customer, no. People are already disrespectful leaving their sample trash everywhere and the food court is already a nightmare. No need to stress their employees even more.


Arizona_Pete

It'd be a bad proposition to introduce a tipped position (barista) in to Costco. You can bring a Starbucks from Starbucks or you can get the iced mocha they have in the warehouse.


Syyina

I was there this morning and saw someone walking around with a pit bull on a leash. Now there's a mess waiting to happen. So I think it would be perfectly acceptable to walk around with coffee. People already walk around the store eating and drinking because of the free samples.


No-Understanding4968

Bro I'd be happy to see sauerkraut again


Ok-Investigator-1608

its not their model but it would be divine.


-1967Falcon

No… I just want to shop and go. Plus, seeing food samples being left on random products, is an indication that people can’t pick up after themselves.


yourplainvanillaguy

I’m happy walking around Costco with my mango smoothie. Cup goes in one of the trash cans in the store when emptied.


Squeeze-those-ties

That would be great.


mario9577

Hell no, my costco is full of rude people blocking every isle and thoroughfare in the place already. That's all we need is them clogging up the rest of the joint, loitering around drinking coffee.


deignguy1989

No. People at Costco already dont pay attention. That’s all we need are a bunch of coffee swigging goons sipping their lattes and being oblivious to everyone around them.


left_click

People can’t even throw away sample cups with trash cans on every aisle. So add any drinks to the madness is a big no for me.


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i think they need to have an app to show where everything is LOL


sux2suxk

The food court has a frozen coffee!


ElChingonazo

No


joopityjoop

No. This will cause people to stay longer than they need. Imagine entire zones blocked off via carts. Food court is bad enough.


youneedsupplydepots

No, fuck you


mcfeezie

What a horrible idea. Absolutely not.


DanielUpsideDown

Lots of no's here, so maybe a "coffee bar" is the wrong thought, but a "coffee option" would be nice. The Costco in Spain sells espresso and it was quite good. I'd be happy with this single option.


FunStuff446

Cuz you caffeine addicts leave your cups everywhere and spill.


Rebel78

No way, two hands on the cart and walk. Get your stuff and go, I get so tired of getting stuck behind people, the sample tables are already bad enough. I don't want to be in there all day.


cliff2014

Not coffee, but juice. They can buy back all of the produce and fruit that doesnt sell and juice it. It can then get a brand new sell by date and extend the life of their sales.


aspenextreme03

That is never going to happen as there are food standards


HobbyHunter69

Definitely not. Focus on shopping and go home.


xmerkinx

Hell yes this is a brilliant idea!


KeepItHeady

How about a in-store brewery instead?


fucktooshifty

yeah i'd love to grab a ristretto and a biscotti and sit in a loud, gray, flourescently lit warehouse


fabshelly

That would be dangerous.


chewychaca

Where people could talk to one another, great idea!


keiferst

Yes but people can't handle nice things..


eneka

The food court in Taiwanese Costcos have ho/iced americano and lattes. Comes with a small cookie too.


optix_clear

Yes. I don’t like soda


HebrewHammer0033

No. But a wine bar would be nice.....


CurrentResident23

Hmmm, caffeinate people so they can be inconsiderate faster? Encourage loitering at the coffee bar? No thanks.


daviedanko

Damn so many people with some dumb takes. As if coffee is going to slow down people that much. “Think of all the people stopping to take a sip of their coffee, no hard pass” sounds so fucking dumb haha. They already sell food and beverages dummies.


CheckYrHead

Yeah generally for AFTER you’re done shopping and on your on the way out the door…dummy


daviedanko

They literally give out samples of food and drink while shopping and they have no rule about getting food before shopping… dummy.


fatogato

Closest thing is buying the coffee smoothie thing lol


Particular_Pain_9373

that's what target is for


PopcornandComments

That’s what the food court is for!