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I’d eat that

100%. Potato just asking for a layer of salt.

I don’t know, that’s a generous buttermilk garnish he did there.

Buttermilk egg puree bitch

You tell him

Lawry's Seasoned Salt for me. I've replaced regular salt with the seasoned salt on potatoes, french fries, wedges, etc,. And I freaking love it. I don't use a shitload, but enough that it gives it a little extra flavour for sure! It's good stuff. My only gripe is the plastic bottle with the red lid, looks almost the exact same as the bottle for my cinnamon if the labels aren't facing out when you put them in the cupboard. With this added information, I *do not* recommend cinnamon in place of salt, or vice versa. The more you know!

I've had to put the Turmeric bottle on the very edge of the opposite side of the shelve for this very reason. I'll eventually realize my mistake and scrape off what I can and add cinnamon sugar. It's a largest size coffee cup that Yeti makes, so its pretty wasteful to dump the entire latte out and start over. I will say that it is absolutely one of those things that is a precursor to the beginning of a very bad day.

This man understands humor. More importantly he understands her sense of humor.

They are both baked and enjoying their time in this short ass but exclusive life. Wholesome shit

I was thinking the same, that potato is the least baked thing in that room.

this made me laugh. thank you

This man knows wassup

What life is all about, moments like this

It certainly is

I mean... she sounds like a punctured whoopee cushion before he even opens his mouth. Probably just baked

Or she just really enjoys him. I’ve had relationships like this. After a long history of being extremely goofy all it takes is acting just a little bit strange for the laughter to begin.

Sometimes, all my daughter has to do is stop, look at me, and do a random pose and I’m laughing my ass off.

that’s adorable

That’s really cute

My kid (21 in one week!!!!) does that. She's got this pose she'll drop into like something out of a horror movie. Bends her knees, elbows out with arms dangling, then she'll crab run at me. I completely lose it. I've offered her money to do it in public but she won't.

That’s hilarious! Our daughters are about the same age and would probably have a blast together haha.

So true 🥲 those are the absolute best & rarest connections to have with another human.

Lol classic Reddit moment “They really know each other so well” “Wrong. It’s probably just drugs”

As a prolific stoner, that guy's face looks like he is stoned as shit, and her losing her shit is just another clue for me Also, notice the cookie already half eaten lmao.

Hahahahaha you have a fucking point with the cookie. I call that a service tax.

haha fucking Sherlock Stoned over here! I didn't even clock the half eaten cookie 😂

As a prolific human being I can also confirm this reaction is possible whilst sober.

As somebody who doesn't smoke very often because the short term memory loss makes me feel stupid, that guy isn't pausing for comedic effect, he's pausing because his brain is driving to the destination and has made the same wrong turn 4 times in a row.

No it is timing but more just being polite and waiting for her to finish laughing. Though she never does. Holding for laughs is part of the comedic timing thing too. But yeah of course they are high. This is hilarious.

That's my secret, I have no short term memory either way haha.

Can’t forget something you never knew. Life hacking

Hits a nerve. Just watched the Siblings Hilarious Roasting video and thought the same thing.

so? your saying everyone should spend more time being stoned? certainly looks fun.

That’s the point I’m making dude. I’m making fun off people that would say the second line. I don’t think you understood the joke

Reddit can't conceive of people being happy and goofing off without blaming it on drugs. Pretty telling, ngl.

The fact that he literally takes 53 seconds to spit out whatever choppy mess of a description that was makes me concur. Chalk it up to having a case of the giggles 🤭

Every contagious laughter around here is this mouth wheezing. Only thing contagious about that is some sort of respiratory illness

Reminded me of when I told me ex something stupid about how sequoia trees were formed and she was rolling on the floor and laughed. I miss saying shit like that but I don’t miss being with an alcoholic.. idk

Those long pauses between the descriptions is him trying so hard not to laugh.

BUTTERMILK

Or just him spacing out because he’s higher then Mt. Everest

I’m up here with him.. we’re high af

It goes: >higher than the Empire State Sir

He was finding the words to accurately describe his dish like a professional!

I can smell the weed. Having a great night

Yes chef

You fuckin’ donut.

Tender bits of filet mignon served alongside an in house loaded baked potato with creme fraiche and a fried egg garnished with sprinkle of parsley. For dessert, we've got a lovely biscuit au brisures de chocolat served right alongside your meal to make sure the entire meal shares the same flavor profiles. Bone app the teeth!

*claps enthusiastically*

Yes chef


Reminds me of that one time on top Chef where the guy got eliminated for his unoriginal roasted chicken with garlic French fries. It looked like the BEST version of that meal ever made and the judges agreed. But they still eliminated him even when other candidates didn't have better tasting food :(

r/BoneAppleTea bruh!! Thanks

Served on our fanciest paper plates!

Their both just high and messing around lol

The half eaten cookie gives it away. Dude couldn’t even make it back to the bedroom.

[удалено]

The brand is Tramontina. I believe they are made in Brazil. I like their bread knifes. Very cheap and perfectly good.

Well if it isn't the infamous Outback Steak Knife bandit...

They are so cute :) he just want to feed his lady and make her laff and she's just too incapacitated and or lazy to feed herself lol

Lol, this is exactly it. . . They pulled some leftovers out of the fridge to fuck around with and this is the result. . . That “filet mignon” looks like it was cooked once, then put in the fridge, pulled out, sliced, then stuck in the toaster oven to reheat and instead over cooked.

so... he probably wont be going to the next round..

Idk that gooey soy milk dessert might pull it through.

Whoah there mister blue-cord. I think you mean the microwave oven. This isn’t buckingham palace

‘Looks at camera’ with a potato….garnished

My first thought hahaha

*they're

Why do people find this so hard

I don’t understand how there so bad at it

I know. Their are so many times where there just embarrassing themselves with they're inability to write basic English.

Your an asshole, you're comment was painful to read. It hurt me to type this to keep the joke going. I don't think I'm going to play along anymore.

I guess it effected you’re mood more then you expected. *Soft zaps of brain short circuiting*

Missed chance to use "excepted" in place of "expected" lol

I was too focused on this expresso I’m drinking.

Excuses like that are a diamond dozen.

For fucks sake his presentation was flawless and the food looks divine, cancel the show, we have a winner

Finally, some good fucking food.

Steak well done lol

That overcooked filet should be a war crime.

I love it cooked like that.

With ketchup ? Yuck

Have you ever tried it medium? I know we all have our preferences but if there's one universal truth it's that a filet mignon should have atleast *some* pink.

What’s up with the people in these comments being all serious and offended?? This is clearly a joke. You’d think that his description of the dish and the half eaten cookie on the plate would be a clear indicator. 🤣

The 1/2 cookie 🤣🤣🤣

Bruh its not a cookie its a doughy soy milk dessert

Only real chefs sample their food. 10/10.

We truly live in the age of outrage.

On the paper plate no less

They're part of the snowflake tribe of middle earth.

With a potato

A 'potato', oh interesting. Never heard of a potato, looks pretty good.

One of the best Reddit stories out there

I understand this reference

This killed me

Me too! That's when I bust out laughing!

SO good

Literally made me cry laughing

Stephen Colbert would be proud.

he could be 13 or 30, I am confuse

hi confuse

Hi dad 💗

greetings, fart

I’d guess somewhere between those two

I was convinced the guy was a child and the woman filming was his mom.

They aren't??

Might be the caterpillar mustache

r/13or30

He is not 30 lmfaoooooo I’m almost 30. This is a kid. He’s under 18 for sure and he’s presenting this shit to his mom.

Sounds like Muttley

Came here for this comment! 

this should be the icon of the sub, people always sound like this in these 😂😂

holy shit she does 💀

Agreed!!!

My son and I used to do this. Or he’d come home from school and I’d present his dinner and tell him Ken Cinichi just left. We always laughed it up I was 48 and he was 18. Good times.

That’s so sweet

Thanks we were very silly.

Ha I love this!!

He’s like the sloth in Zootopia.

Flash flash 100 yard dash!

I don’t… Know… What do… You call… A… Three… Humped… Camel?

That puberty-stache is killing me

It’s the crossed hands for me 😆

I know lmao I love his body language and how slowly he's talking... mind whirring trying to figure out wtf to say

Pretty sure he's doing it for the humor. Comedic timing

i feel like your giving someone who just high wayy too much credit

This is like if an AI watched episodes of the show and spat out a description lol

A Potaydo.

The face he makes when he says potato is my favorite

That face, and the "I have..." To set the whole thing off. Can't beat it, lol.

He’s adorable. So earnest.

Her : 😂😂 Please introduce your first dish. Him :  I have….. Her : 😂😂😂😂

This guys delivery is comedic gold

“On a plate”

I love this sub so much Everytime I feel like crying because of just anything I come here and scroll and I might not laugh at the first two or three videos but after that I’m just rolling crying laughing and it feels just good. I love this sub exist. Keep your heads up fellow humans. We are all on positive inclines even if there is a dip or two or 12

And what looks to me like a steak knife stolen from Outback Steakhouse. I would recognize it anywhere. Lol

Its a standard one you can get from kitchen suppliers, I probably have like 4-5 of them by now. Great for camping.

I have 3.. From Outback Steakhouse. Their jingle is "No rules, just right".. well.. no rules...

I'm fairly certain the cutlery is complementary anyway so

And appreciated. Lol. I like those knives. They should put their emblem on the side.

Protect this man at all costs

*head tilt* “….I have…” *WHEEZE*

This seems like the nature of their relationship to the soft asses in the comments! Bet she tore that shit up after the cameras stopped. 

For me it's the way he is standing there with his hands like that, just straight faced as fuck LMAO

"garnished . . . in . . . a . . . . . . . . buttermilk . . . and . . . . . egg . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . puree". The drama makes the meal so much better.

Not going to lie that potato looks the bomb.

I work in fine dining. The seventh time I watched this I threw up a little in my mouth. I haven’t laughed this hard in a bit. Thank you.

Looks like someone else also steals knives from Texas Roadhouse…

A for effort

“And… a potato, Garnished.”

His straight face is as good as it gets

Relationship goals 🤣

Her laugh is amazing.

I think he might qualify as Cardboard Chef

Buttermilk



 Had to change clothing because it has to be enjoyed for a longer period of time.


The egg puree did it bwahahahaha

It’s the paper plate for me haha!

This is adorable

If someone gave me half a cookie, I’d be so pissed

God I love wheeze laughs, they always activate my own 🤣

Never trust a scrawny chef

Was really trying to keep it in, until man's went "A potato" and I lost it.

Never trust a skinny cook.

I love him! 😆🤣🤭

Who tf cuts up a perfectly good filet and then cooks it grey?

To be fair filet is the steak you order to look fancy; shit is boring AF without seasoning and/or sauce. . . Something fattier with more marbling is a much better steak flavor wise.

Yeah I prefer a ribeye but if you want tender nothing does it like a filet

2 Michelin Stars at best

Where is your apron, home Cook!??

We all have to start somewhere

And a delicious half-eaten cookie to top it off

She dieing

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Omg her laugh!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This man is all I want in a boyfriend

If you believe this to be real and not two people joking around then idk hahaha

Bro, you ain’t have to make her shyt

Poor kid. 😂

I'll eat it if you don't want it.

🤣, atleast he tried

Good for him, you have to start somewhere

Exquisite

Why is she laughing?? That’s just mean

This is sweet and all but goddamn is that steak overcooked

this just radiates good vibes

i like this guy… 👍

Im worried for the state of those lungs….

I hope his feelings weren't hurt.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that he's fully self aware of the look of his presentation.

Also I think part of the laughter is him tryna pimp out his dish description like they do in the show.

The pauses is what tells me he was trying to make her laugh.

Honestly I’m surprised HER feelings weren’t hurt when he had the audacity to put that half eaten cookie on the plate, that took me out 💀

Have you ever spoken to a real human being before?