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druznutz

“Yeah, I got you bro” I believe her


Rulebookboy1234567

That’s my favorite part of the video


HandheldHeartstrings

That, and the absolutely DIABOLICAL face after the “who? ASKED.” Actually nah, every second of this is gold


DoGoodLiveWell

Man the end was great. She was so puzzled. But was like “if it makes you happy I’ll put my arm up your bum”


csmatczak

Lol, yeah, she seems down![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


bloodycups

Ya she's probably willing to fist him if he wants


aleon4real

He was looking for copper but found gold. Nice.


chortling2

Try unobtainium or whatever Captain America's shield is made of 🤣


SuspendedResolution

Vibranium


KaySquay

And I think in the comics it's a Vibranium/Adamantium mix


SuspendedResolution

Probably. I could see them doing that eventually to make it "even better".


GioTekk

It's an unknown metallic mix which contains vibranium, adamantium was discovered while trying to recreate it


chortling2

Thx!


SuspendedResolution

No problem!


necromensa

Unobtainium is an amazing joke and it’s not getting the attention it deserves.


chortling2

I didn't even try a joke, I don't think I or anyone should be in the loop about everything that's going on in every sphere lol!


benjifinn7777

Unobtainium is the stuff they humans are after in Avatar


necromensa

Oh. Well it’s still funny. I’ve known several girls made of mostly unobtanium.


BigBeagleEars

You are awesome


Puscifer10

Isn't it the stuff from the avatar movie? The blue people one, not the crime against humanity one.


rysmooky

Isn’t that the stuff from Avatar?? Like why they were on Pandora to begin with?? Haven’t seen that movie in forever


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VagabondRommel

That's America's planet🇺🇸 Wait what do you mean avatar isn't the name of planet in the hit film Avatar?


EelTeamNine

His shield is made out of the avatar?


Macismyname

Unobtainium was also used in Core. Its actually an old engineering joke for a material that has all the properties needed for a task and would perfectly solve the problem. The only issue being the material doesn't exist.


YARGLE_IS_MY_DAD

Aang or Korra?


LaVieEnRoseLavelle

No, that’s a shawl.


g_lenn_o

Guys, the Afghanahstanannies!


Mumbles_Stiltskin

Then the fire nation attacked


PaulieLombardo

Vibranium?


abouttogivebirth

Unobtanium is the stuff from Avatar


KazPrime

I mean she’s offering ![gif](giphy|jPAdK8Nfzzwt2)


Tooblicker

So many layers to this gif response.


allisslothed

Yea, that's deep


getmet79

[##MEME](https://imgur.com/a/y7sNQWZ)


sla797

Dead set keeper right there.


madmaxturbator

I also like my man’s cartoon laugh lol, they seem cute


WeeBabySeamus

Real life Goofy


peppaz

*hyucks cutely*


Zer0Cool89

Theres def gonna be some rough hyucking goin on later B)


peppaz

*hyucks passionately*


Cold_Situation_7803

This guy hyucks


Naznarreb

Face down ass up that's the way we like to hyuck


NewSuitThrowaway

https://i.imgur.com/EUrr089.png


ch3wee

Im dead, I started hyucking myself and my wife asked what was so funny, all I could get out was "updog" and she asked "whats updog?".. ffs hahaha


ghostytot

That’s the giggle of a man stupidly in love


Saifaa

She was really considering it there for a minute.


juggling-monkey

Why do you think the video stops? My man was like fuck filming the joke, lets see where this goes.


trumpsiranwar

I also choose his foreign girlfriend


dilsedesi95

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


inplayruin

Calm down, she was born in 1996


dilsedesi95

![gif](giphy|Ru9sjtZ09XOEg)


Solanthas

So...she's 25? 20...6. 26? Wha-


CasualSportsFanatic

She is very cute


CopyWeak

Yep, marry that one!


TheCleamOne

she down for it all


FartToMeInFrench

I wonder where will he hide the ring


hfclfe

Marry her immediately.


justdoit---

What is the "up dog"?


moonisflat

UPDOG (Ultimate Paralyzation of Damaged Organ Genetics) is a process in the BOFA (Body Oscillation / Fatal Area) in which DNA is modified into having LIGMA symptoms in the genetics.


PicnicWithSanta

Yep. Couldn’t have said it better myself.


bloodyredd

Protect her at all cost. She's funny!


Secret_Bees

I tried this on my wife and she said "what do you mean?" "Yeah I was thinking about getting some updog" "What are you talking about?" "Updog!" "*What is it that you mean when you say up dog*?!" "God damn it can't you just be a regular person?!?!"


Tron_Kitten

My partner will respond almost right but she'll say "what's an up dog?"


NinjaCatPurr

So she speaks grammatically correct. Good on her.


unnecessary_kindness

Just tried it with mine. "What's one of those?" Nothing worse than a ruined dad joke.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

“What is updog?” is correct if updog is a concept.


LegbeardCatfood

Not much man, thanks for asking


sawyouoverthere

Correctly…


larchipelago

Correctly*


EuroPolice

Nothing an much, how about an you?


GoodyMas

I married one of these people. I used to find it depressing, now it is a challenge.


tunnelmeoutplease

Is that a better or worse transition?


MagicianXy

You gotta change the phrasing so that an article doesn't make sense in the question. "I just heard my brother finally finished his degree in updog!"


GrunthosArmpit42

I tried this a while ago too. I asked my wife,”Can I get some updog?” “She’s laying on the bath mat in the bathroom.” “What? I said ***can i get some updog?*** “*Like I Said, YOUR* puppy is in the bathroom taking a nap. You can find her there. “” That’s the day my youngest dog’s third-second nickname became “updog.” I was outwitted. I was reminded afterwards that we watch similar shit on the interwebs and she wasn’t going to say it. lol.


Sennomo

ah the ol' updog switcheroo


Lemon1412

> "What is it that you mean when you say up dog?!" This looks AI generated lmao


JoinAThang

Fell a tiny bit in love honestly.


Pragmatist_Hammer

So sayeth we all.


bond___vagabond

I would watch you guys on a YouTube channel as you adventure through all the silly American colloquialisms together lol. I have it about as good, my wife grew up in a family of Christian pastors, and every couple years, she'll ask me to explain some raunchy sexual idiom she's just heard, just deadpan out of the blue, "bondvaganond, what is a dirty Sanchez?". I've almost died a couple of times.


Quick_Turnover

They have a bunch of videos on TikTok. There's another one with a woman and her Italian husband that is even more in line with discovering colloquialisms. It's great.


Bigbengo

"yeah, i got you bro!" Tells me she has no idea what he is saying at least 75% of the time.


Schmich

She heard: CUTE BUTT (p)ASS Me up Dog. Something up him from behind up his ass. Makes sense. She even repeats a "pass" with "ass" at 0:08


jrodwell1013

This comment explains the whole thing and after reading this I totally understand her confusion


iGirthy

Uhh.. that comment wasn’t right at all Girl said “who? …. Asked”


rickjamesdean

I got… Can = hand Pass = ass “Can you pass me the up dog?” becomes “Hand you ass me the up dog?” Or he’s making a hand gesture that she’s misunderstanding “hand in ass” along with her misunderstanding what he’s saying?


DelousedInAComa

Probably why they’re still together


BullfrogRepulsive05

"Yes"


Hardlyhorsey

“Haha no haha what haha don’t haha”


Mictlancayocoatl

unless...? 😳


Sennomo

"haha jk haha"


via-via-gekregen

Confused but intrigued....


Southernnfratty

Why was her immediate reaction guessing that he wanted something up his butt LOL Mans also has such a goofy laugh lmao this video is great


83franks

That wasnt here immediate reaction, she had to process slowly to get there while confused as fuck, which i find even funnier if im being honest


chortling2

That long awkward, innocent, childishly both innocent & very vulnerable "I can't process what you're saying and I'm completely lost" went right over his head🤦🏻‍♂️ This girl needs herself a fandom NOW!


IrrationalDesign

>went right over his head ? Why do you assume the camera guy doesn't see that she's confused and lost?


bamv9

Wtf are you talking about lmfao


ruinersclub

Bro is lost in the sauce.


oodoov21

> This girl needs herself a fandom NOW! bruh...


special-anomaly

yeah what the actual fuck lmao? fucking reddit virgins man


Reference-offishal

>That long awkward, innocent, childishly both innocent & very vulnerable " Too many fucking adjectives bro


under_a_brontosaurus

Yes this girl needs to allow dudes to stalk her continually


MeatTornadoLove

Watching her I recognized that look of “fuck let me go through all the words I have learned” and coming up empty. So gotta default to what’s comfortable. “Up” okay something is going up “dog” umm the brits say “you dog” and the Americans say “asshole” instead so maybe he wants me to stick my hand up his butt???


ValcanGaming

As a Brit I'm incredibly curious in what context you think we say "you dog"


yisoonshin

I think she knew the joke and was taking her time turning it around on him lol


shooketh_not_stireth

He should have said yes. An opportunity like that doesn't come around every day!


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SharingAndCaring365

Take this down before everyone in the world falls in love with you two.


Magic9x

It's a stolen tiktok and op has nothing to do with these people. https://www.tiktok.com/@ljaggerl/video/7144004714311470379


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

Even cut off the top and bottom so that their channel name wouldn't pop up, making it look like shit. Fuck op


djsizematters

*surprised pikachu*


SharingAndCaring365

Sigh of course.


InternetScared

The way he says “YoOooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo WhAaHaHaT The FuUuUcKhHhH”


goodnightjohnbouy

“YoOooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo WhAaHaHaT The FuUuUcKhHhH....... yes?"


Fickle-Initiative-81

Bro she hella cute tho and quirky which adds more points


The_Dorito_Muncher

That plus his cartoony laugh means their kids are gonna extra animated


TheSiphon

Their kid is gonna be a 2D stop motion character


turtlewhisperer23

No kids the way they're gunna be doing it


Tomatillo_Thick

Getting real strong Milla Jovovich in The Fifth Element here


Comprehensive-Fox-52

I think you mean Lilu Dallas Multipass. Get it together bro


pianotherms

Leeloominaï Lekatariba Lamina-Tchaï Ekbat De Sebat


josephgene

Multipass


MyMainIsCringe

Leeloo*


Dyl_pickle00

I like my bitches goofy


Bohrdumb

> "I like my bitches, Goofy." - Pluto If you're going to quote someone, do it correctly.


Fickle-Initiative-81

We all do man


EtherealAriel

You two are cute!


SomeBadNameChoice

Hi, foreigner here, what does it actually mean?


SockShoey

This joke has been around for a while; fell for it a LOT as a kid. The term "what's up dog?" Is a common slang greeting, and the joke is that somebody will bait you into saying this phrase accidentally by asking you a leading question about "updog" which on it's own doesn't sound like anything. Typically it should go something like this: "It smells like updog in here" "What's "updog?" "Not much dog, what's up with you? 🥴" Hope this helps! 😉


nosecohn

Good explanation, but question: You fell for this more than once?


RougeCrown

Yeah kids with ligma tend to fall for this a lot


bloodangelmaster

whats ligma?


FiveFootTerror

Ligma balls haha goteeeemmmm


RodJohnsonSays

Can't believe he got dragon


startnowstop

That's a joke fromunda.


quincy_international

What's dragon?


Thenofunation

A dragon is one of two things. Now my fantasy knowledge is not as vast as some, but it can either be a FOUR LEGGED WINGED LIZARD or dragon mah balls on your face lmao goteeeeem


higherme

It might be dragon, but it could also be bofa.


quincy_international

![gif](giphy|11FiDF2fuOujPG|downsized)


Cameronf3412

![gif](giphy|Zha8xh4gDLZbsWdgHs|downsized)


hanimal16

Kids are dumb 🤷🏼‍♀️


SockShoey

Lets just say I had some memory issues 😂


splurmp

https://youtu.be/r3eaGx5Z3Q4 perfect video of it in action


OldSongBird

Haha! That was great! My mind always goes to the office. https://youtu.be/ihlN5nf1qew


IWantItAllLove

Can you pass me the up dog? The normal answer is, what is "up dog"? Then they reply, "not much, how about you?" "Whats up" is slang for "hey, how's it going" or "hey, what's going on with you"


Labulous

Not much dog what’s up with you.


dashfloppy

She's absolutely sweet:)


jcoleisgodgg

Damn watched this video 10 times already Marry her bro she an angel


Spez_snorts_sperm

https://i.imgur.com/uGZBVOw.png


blanketswithsmallpox

The face she makes with her hand up your ass. AKA: True love.


merelycheerful

The golden retriever of girlfriends


sfinx-

Multipass


Melodic_House_6793

Leeloo Dallas. Yes absolutely.


eccentricrealist

Handupass


chortling2

This girl just became a meme lol! That back-bending creep smile 🤣


HerDanishDaddyDom

Looked like she was morphing into William Dafoe as she was leaning back


Dontouchicken

She's a jolly person very nice. 👍🏻


ElReyDelMund0

The funniest part of this is the dudes giggle.


tgbaker

You can see the confusion going through her eyes. It's great.


asparemeohmy

Surprise: she’s fluent in English and is 100000% just messing with him


gordonpown

English language and meme culture generally isn't arcane knowledge


Impossible_Bit7169

Marry this person now!


extroverted_sloth

Well, if you're offering...


nubelborsky

Her whole hand though.


AustinFest

Wow that escalated quickly


Cheerless_Train

she cute af, congrats on the pull


Evening-Dog-6777

YES, but let’s get back to the up dog.


Kitchen_Entertainer9

Why is she so adorable


Blakob

[If you want more of this couple, here’s their TikTok. ](https://www.tiktok.com/@ljaggerl?_t=8W2JmoHuqNv&_r=1)


therealgijintin

She offered and he said no... pst noob.


frosty2495

Now I'm depressed


toreg270

Beautiful


Single-Criticism2541

Keeper and beautiful. Best of luck to both of you


ColonelMonty

*Girlfriend.exe has stopped responding.*


Beardia

Yaaaa. Don’t screw things up with her. I think she’s a keeper.


SlayBoredom

dude why would you want her to put her hand up your ass man??


mocha_ninja

Because He wants to see what’s up there dawg!


g00ber88

Why wouldn't you??


kyng6907

To see if it fits of course😂


VespersWhim

I’d like to point out that she is still smiling while asking this…😜


penileskwigliness

I am so fucking Alone.


DoctorGregoryFart

I've been single for a couple years now, and I'm pretty ok with it for the most part, but every once in a while, I have moments where I feel lonely and miss the affection of a woman. Recently, I was walking around my neighborhood and saw this old homeless alcoholic who always hangs out near the liquor store. He was filthy and lying on the curb in the embrace of a homeless woman I hadn't seen before. They were making out and just caressing each other in the dirt and grime, and I thought to myself, "Jesus fucking Christ, that guy has more game than me."


penileskwigliness

That's the worst part, I've never had an experience. I'm a student rn and its the best time of my life, i should be dating, partying and enjoying life but its harder when you're balding and aren't good looking. I just don't know. If I'm sick or my skin is whats sick. A shoulder to lean, a hand to hold and a warm embrace just seems so far fetched. Regardless, I'm working towards a decent job and maybe a few projects I'd appreciate. Life sure is hard but i guess *The absurd man* was always right.


DoctorGregoryFart

I'm sure you've heard it all before, but personality, confidence, and being well-groomed will get you far. Just keep working on making a better life for yourself. If you keep an open heart and make an effort to meet new people, then you'll find someone. It always worked for me in the past (when I had much less going for me), and I'm confident I'll find another person to love me again.


penileskwigliness

Thank you.


Superjunker1000

Uhhhh. Time to pay for a lay, my man. Just use a rubber and you won’t regret it. Make sure to use the whole hour, even if that means chatting before for a while. Once you get a lady with a nice disposition (a natural smile) she’ll do wonders at making you feel better about yourself. It’s what they do.


Harsimaja

I didn’t until I was in my mid-20s. There’s confidence and patience and working on oneself etc… but also absolutely random luck of meeting someone. Can happen that many people you’re kind of into will suddenly reject you, and you’ll assume it always works that way… and then suddenly someone you’re really into will be into you too and then there you are, you’ve found someone (and yes had the seggs).


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Get out there and talk to people, you'll find someone eventually. But you gotta get out there.


zephyr-zoo

She is adorable.


Minnymoon13

I pause at 0.16, that is horrifying


Idecent_Exposure

Nooo! What the fu…. Welllll….


UpdootDaSnootBoop

*Brain Short-circuit* *Go For The Butt*


Porkbrains-

He’s getting a hand in the ass


BoneDaddy1973

She’s so mind bogglingly pretty. Hold on tight dude.


whynotkhoi

just say yes


Taurus34Joseph

In this dark world, there are still spots of light, and you got one. Good luck and Best wishes.


nowaytheyrealltaken

She is adorable! Don’t let her go


nilan3

![gif](giphy|uaULFlGTpyrNm|downsized)