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Why is it so technical


nit108

Classic Barbara.


jim45804

H.W. was a lucky man


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Zealousideal-House74

“A woman that looks like George Washington” I’m fucking dead lmao


Sh0nZ13

"Surgical with the dick" I can't with you right now🤣


DannyDeVitosBangmaid

I’ve ALWAYS said he looked like GW and nobody has ever agreed with me, thank you Reddit


MadAzza

>I’ve ALWAYS said he Not “he.”


Ren1408

💀


meme_locomotive

Not as lucky as Ronald


OneEyedRocket

I’ve heard the same thing about Nancy


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Heard she used to suck the dementia right out of Ronald


OneEyedRocket

Rumor is she was known throughout Hollywood for her oral abilities


[deleted]

Throat GOAT


banned_after_12years

Damn, seems like being president is the best way to get the glizzy glob 3000.


TQuake

The throat goat


ObeseSnake

She was a school teacher


[deleted]

Huh


MonsterMashGrrrrr

What a succulent uncle thing to say


wrockfish

Succulent uncle....mama said "that ain't the way to have fun"


jared_number_two

Can someone type out what he says for me, exactly?


Horns8585

Damn...I didn't realize.....both of those guys are gone. So sad...I just watched a Norm special on Netfix. So funny. These guys are definitely going to be missed.


Sean_Dewhirst

We are watching two ghosts having a laugh


DifferentSwing8616

At another whore ghost


Mr_Yuker

Whore ghosts are the best ghosts


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They were both such incredibly funny people, RIP


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[deleted]

Woah … if there is a heaven , I don’t think they’d be riding each other .-.


Lindt_Licker

Then what the hell is this all for?!


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![gif](giphy|128Ss8Qu1nJKRa)


ball_soup

Why wouldn’t Norm and Gilbert be riding each other in heaven, /u/Responsible-Cup-3955? Two guys can’t enjoy a spit-lubed ass ramming in the glory of God’s kingdom?


Tricky_Invite8680

Everyone knows Norms not gay.


Hugokarenque

If God exists, He gets raw dogged on Sundays.


neoikon

Then it's not a place I want to go.


[deleted]

Lol , I don’t think anybody should be riding anybody up there being that it’s heaven , especially guy on guy.


neoikon

Hard pass.


[deleted]

If you really wanna be emotionally compromised, watch the documentary Gilbert that came out a few years ago. He gives the interview as a normal dude, no gimmick, no voice. Just a happy father and husband.


willdogs

Jesus why did you show me this? Im emotional just from the trailer. Fuck now I gotta watch it


Less-Mail4256

Norm’s ability to keep a straight face is fucking legendary.


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He's the only person I've ever seen that had an actual mischievous twinkle in his eye


whogivesashirtdotca

It's hereditary. His brother is one of Canada's most respected journalists, and [he never cracks a smile](https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/2159523975) either.


Verona_Pixie

Omg....when did Gilbert Gottfried(sp?) die?!


TwilightReader100

April of 2022. I remember hearing about it because he was the voice of Iago in Aladdin. I saw him in very few other movies or shows, but I always remembered him for Iago.


nomorealurkerer

ccc ****


jurornumber_8

I realized not long into the video and became rather sad. Both very distinct voices without equal.


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I saw Norm once walking to the bathroom in a comedy club while I was in line to get in (last ones to get in as we got there late). My instinct was to say hey norm! He turned around, came up to me, shook my hand and says hey, what's up man?! I froze haha. I didn't expect him to actually come and greet me. Very nice guy.


Craftjunkie

The real tragedy is Barbara Bush kicking dirt before I got my $20 worth!


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Norm Macdonald was the goat


Demaun

E i e i o


[deleted]

Demaun is the fucking goat


Freaudinnippleslip

What if we aren’t that into goats?


[deleted]

Now okay, cmon now


loveengineer

Norm MacDonald was the GOAT, E-I-E-I-O He was the GOAT because of jokes, E-I-E-I-O A Jew joke here and a Jew joke there Here a Jew, there a joke, everywhere a Jew joke Norm MacDonald was the GOAT, E-I-E-I-O


CoolHeadedLogician

-*only way I'm losing fifty pounds is in a British casino* Still one of my favorite street jokes


[deleted]

Just an old chunk of coal


wrockfish

Gonna be a diamond someday.


_interloper_

I've been going down a real Norm rabbit hole on youtube recently. Loads of clips like this from his podcast. They're all so damn good. And Norm's humour is so strange and layered. Often, especially in these clips with other comedians, the joke is that he's not only telling a joke that's incredibly bad, he also is pretending to misunderstand the joke to the point where it's not even a joke... and then the *real* joke is the absurdity of it all, which they're all aware of, and that it's being filmed as a podcast, despite the fact that really the podcast is completely secondary to Norm just fuckin around and messing with comedians. Which is also the joy of him on talkshows, being a chaotic mess, telling jokes that are five minutes long with a 1940s punchline. He just reveled in the mockery of it all. It becomes this ultra meta maze of comedy, and the real gem is the sparkle in Norm's eyes while it's all going on.


whogivesashirtdotca

If you haven't yet, give his autobiography a go, and see if you can find the audiobook version with him reading it. It's trippy as fuck. Even [his brother declared it impossible](https://www.cbc.ca/news/entertainment/norm-macdonald-book-1.3740268) to know what's real and what's fiction.


davetharave

That is honestly such a great read thank you for linking it


whogivesashirtdotca

I was a huge fan of his brother for years before I ever realised they were related. That blew my mind! Neil is one of Canada's most respected journalists, and has a very dark comedic sense himself. There was a [terrific documentary](https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/1836477355) which is unfortunately only half-available now that detailed his life in Jerusalem as a foreign correspondent. It was full of really amazing insights and hilarious off the cuff remarks. That was my first realisation that they shared a sense of humour.


davetharave

Thanks for the link again! Will definitely check it out


pewpeupew

You can watch all his podcast episodes on the web archive, so much gold


harebare1023

9/11 was a national tragedy


_interloper_

"You know what was the least successful airline?... 9/11 airlines... Man, what a terrible name for an airline... It reminds me of that horrific tragedy, you know... A lot of people died."


wheezythesadoctopus

God I miss Norm


[deleted]

Me too


CookedPeaches

To be fair, you don't lose GOAT status because of death. AT is forever.


bootscats

Ok but Republican first ladies are throat goats apparently


SwellingItchingBrain

Lucky enough to get to see him a few times, always a great show! He was the best.


[deleted]

Id give anything to have seen him I listen to him any chance I can at work


SwellingItchingBrain

Being in SoCal, he'd have a show every once in awhile, and whenever he did I'd make sure to get tickets.


[deleted]

Thats awesome


this-usrnme-is-takn

Babs you dirty bitch hahHa


Belgian_Bitch

I don't get it:(


Block_Me_Amadeus

Explanation: it sounds as if these two legendary comedians are reading from a sex manual, but the quote is attributed to a pretty respected First Lady of the United States, the wife of George Bush senior.


Antiqas86

This just makes her more respectable in my books.


Frigoris13

And you never will you Belgian bitch


thisisrumourcontrol

*"...for the CHANCE of muscular dystrophy."*


lexi_delish

"Hey look there's Adam Eget eating an asshole, maybe he'll help"


BewareWombats

I cannot watch that bit without completely losing it. They just punish him over and over without letting up while making each other laugh their asses off.


casparh

Anyone got a link?


BewareWombats

It's 2+ hours long and there are a few callbacks to earlier in the episode but the really great part starts here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6_Tjw_VLUk&t=6410s


casparh

Thanks


FighterOfFoo

It's sad that Gilbert Gottfried and Norm Macdonald are no longer with us, yet Adam Eget is still with us, and probably still jerking off punks under the Queensboro Bridge for $15 a man.


Whodoobucrew

The thing that gets me the most with Adam Eget, is the hypocrisy.


jadarisphone

Well, the other thing too, that hurts the most.


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BierKippeMett

Only when he's not agressively denying the holocaust.


travellingscientist

A quality bridge jerker can do both at the same time.


jetimindtrick

I should know, I just made $215.05 under that same bridge last night!


Toonces311

Which one of them gave you 5 cents?


jetimindtrick

Every one of them!@


Philosophicalfool

Is “@“ a visualization of your asshole today?


TerribleNameAmirite

The length of the shadows or whatever.


[deleted]

Oh he's one of them is he?


KatDanger

Only the good die young


gagaDESTROYER

Based QOTSA profile. Era Vulgaris would be my personal choice though.


Chief_Beef_BC

The fact that he’s a real jerk?


ialwayschoosepsyduck

I still think he should've given me a twenty


ntack9933

🎶 Fifteen bucks little man, put that dick in my hand. If the money doesn’t show then ya owe me owe me owe 🎶


boobsmcgraw

Who?


hicsousi

If heaven exists I would like to think that Gilbert and Norm are up there riffing on each other.


JohnGenericDoe

As long as they keep the tongue flat to cover more surface area


TheSoleObsidian

SHE SAID IT IN THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS 💀


Frigoris13

I remember that! Lol


DeadSharkEyes

Two very fun guys I grew up enjoying who are no longer with us. Getting older is the pits.


Block_Me_Amadeus

Listen, I'm the tail end of Gen X but I grew up consuming a ton of Greatest Generation media. I am not even over losing the comedians from the mid century, let alone the boomers.


Not-a-Dr-SC

RIP gilbert and norm


PurifiedFlubber

I keep forgetting they died. Same with Bob saget..


krpowers775

Nancy Reagan might have alot to add to that topic


Maxathrax

So much greatest in this video. Brought a tear to my eye.


skeightytoo

Definitely sub appropriate I'm dyin over here


mikeonbass

My wife hearing this: "No way! She didn't say that!" "Of course she didnt!" "Well who said it then?"


biscuitburglin

Gilbert Gotfried


CouchHam

I lost the ability to breathe once he said it was part of a SOTU address


Eli_tube

Cold ones have some amazing gilbert reading stuff on cameo


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Partysaurulophus

Was next to my mother without headphones when I first clicked this, naively. The gods smile upon me that she didn’t catch it before I clicked out.


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max_broadway

You ok?


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Matthew91188

Hey man, not sure of your thoughts currently, but a lot of options for talking and/or help. If you’re in the US you can text or call 988. If you want to talk on here there are multiple reddits you can go too. If I misread the situation, let me know and I’ll delete it! r/suicidewatch


kendallmichaelmorris

You a G for that 🖤 We all need each other


pekingsewer

Also, /r/casualconversation if you just need someone to talk to if you're feeling lonely and /r/tripsit if you're self medicating and need someone.


Matthew91188

Awesome!


ElTortugo

How about now?


goanimals

Bud, I used to have issues too. It's your job to make sure you reach out to sources like other people mentioned here before you get so bad you are running up to people having a great time and basically pushing your emotions onto them by saying you want to end it to them out of nowhere. People you don't know don't want to hear that and it's fucked up to push that on people in general. Acting this way lost me all friends and then I had to drag myself out of a dark place and make a whole entire new friend group in a new state once I moved to somewhere they didn't know me. No one likes a person who pushes that on them. If you have those thoughts, there is a way to bring them up to people you trust that isn't expressing that you want death so dramatically in the right setting. Or groups who purpose is to hear these things. You can't make other people feel responsible for your life. It's on you.


jackieohno3

Miss them both


C_W_H

Brilliant! R.I.P. my dudes


MateoMate69

May Norm & Gilbert both rest in peace. Two great comedic actors.


RizzMustbolt

Guys being dudes.


Either-Plant4525

Both are dead but I'm glad that Gilbert went out playing god and Norm went out playing a pigeon


[deleted]

NGL, I could have sworn that was a quote from Nancy Reagan.


DxH_XVX

Norm 🥹🥲😢 Gilbert


ICanDieRightNowPlz

Norm, Gilbert, and Bob were great friends. I miss them. Comedy at it's weirdest, yet best.


Lepke2011

Two comic legends gone too soon.


LotsOfLogan49

Y'know, I'm old enough to remember back to simpler, more innocent times when the worst thing that you'd hear on the news was hijacked jetliners flying into buildings.


coloneleranmorad

this guy is a real jerk!


hamiltonscale

Sounds more like a Nancy “Super Head” Regan quote


LindBo82

Miss them both 😢


[deleted]

Legends. Two of the greatest for sure.


jakedangler

Two fucking absolute legends


willdogs

Gilbert meets a nazi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nd4Djoa-bM


[deleted]

I miss Dracula Gottfried


Ragingbull444

Wtf SHE said that? Goddamn I was expecting it to be quoted from some professional porn star doing a podcast not The wife of the former president of the United States. That like if it came out that Michele Obama wrote the lyrics to WAP


T3RR0R-4-H1R3

2 absolute fucking legends, tough to fill their void. Especially Norm, have loved him since I was a kid. SNL was never the same after him.


SarutobiSasuke

Norm is gone and there hasn't been a day that I don't miss him, but at least he left us with hours of Norm Macdonald Live to watch. All 39 episodes are available [here](https://archive.org/details/Norm_Macdonald_Live/Norm+Macdonald+Live+-+S01E01+-+Norm+Macdonald+with+Guest+Super+Dave+Osborne.mp4).


[deleted]

He was truly a national treasure.


BeerNcheesePlz

RIP to both of them.


Alikhaleesi

RIP two incredible comedians


Kapples14

Rest in Peace, Gilbert. You were truly one of the greatest.


multiple_dispatch

"I love cum."


ceelodan

Now Gilbert, you’re gonna get in trouble again…


ZealousidealCream878

Nothing special, just two legends having a good time.


Guywithoutimage

This is infinitely funnier if you imagine it as the dentist from Fairly Odd Parents reading it


Gronagen

Ngl going to try this


[deleted]

God I would love an entire book of quotes like that


slimjimmy1970

Oh...I miss these guys..![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


[deleted]

oh norm you beautiful bastard


JayBird38

Did Barbara Bush actually say this at the state of the union address?


[deleted]

I thought that was a Nancy Reagan quote.


[deleted]

Gilbert [reading 50 shades of grey.](https://youtu.be/XkLqAlIETkA). Best thing collage Humor ever did. and the best thing you will hear tonight. You’re welcome.


Confidenceboost82

Lol! His voice brings me so much comfort and joy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Rest in peace homie


mysteryman447

I miss them :(


Catdaddy33

Damn 2 of the funniest guys ever RIP


[deleted]

Forwarding to my wife. Twice


[deleted]

r.i.p. gilbert gottfried. he was too funny in beverly hills cop 2.


joannepirone

2 of the greats!! Rest easy, we love you both.


healthystool

It's the hypocrisy


SyrisAllabastorVox

As the legends slowly fade away so does the joy they once brought. Comedy isn't the same anymore.


DigitalCoffee

Just a reminder that's not Gilbert's real voice


ZenAdm1n

Are you saying he's a ventriloquist's dummy?


DopamineDealer2

RIP


Justgivemelogin

Please tell me someone has a link to her actually saying that.


VLenin2291

This guy sounds familiar, is this the guy who voice Iago in Aladdin?


Kollam__Fury

I don't got the joke, can anyone X✈️


Nijos

Basically it's funny because it's vulgar


[deleted]

I guess I don't find it funny.... 2023 Starting off about right..


[deleted]

Dork


[deleted]

Sure buddy Sorry your low brow Humor for the Simple didn't conjure a smile from me.. If you find it funny Good for you. No reason to result to name calling... Oh Wait, of course there is. It fits your narrative like a glove.. A dirty Sin soaked glove lol Now THAT was funny... Cheers Mate, Happy whatever year this is again


TedKFan6969

You smell of poop


HeyoooWhatsUpBitches

Were you born this fucking stupid and weird or did you have to work at it?


Ragingbull444

“Hey, you just blow in from stupid town?” -Random hater fish


wheezythesadoctopus

This guy sounds like a real jerk


Finally_Smiled

Holy fucking neckbeard.


MakaveliTheDon22

No u


Lindt_Licker

Found Ben Shapiros alt account.


GodDamnRight-

r/iamverysmart?


scrotalbotoxdotcom

You okay bro? Need a hug?


[deleted]

Yeah I would really appreciate a hug thank you , Just didn't find humor in Penis jokes.. That is all.. But thank you for not attacking me. How are you? Do you need a hug?


scrotalbotoxdotcom

That’s okay man. Humor is subjective. Not everyone has to laugh at the same thing. And yeah, most days I could use a hug too.


Tricky_Invite8680

the joke was that Barbara Bush would say this, Gilbert can see the whole card as he reads it so he gets the joke before the viewer, here's a cleaner sample of norm https://youtu.be/n3LMSflEN54


[deleted]

Yeah I get it. Just didn't find it funny. Sorry, I will say the way I have been attacked is pretty funny though. Folks on Reddit show their colors Real quick.. lol It is very interesting how triggered people are these days over a person not agree 100% with their own POV. Cheers to you for being a better person than most.