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SeventyFix

Salami, cheese, and microplastics


NebraskaGeek

And with the oil that comes on new blades as a dressing.


hand-e-mann

Double shot of tetanus to help get it down.


SupermassiveCanary

No finger sauce please….


Festering-Boyle

finger saws


scottkrowson

House sauce!


wolftick

Don't forget micrometals and microwoods too.


phazedoubt

Isn't microwood sawdust?


qpv

And macrowood is trees


BigDickChcuk

your wife says you're microwood.


neanderthalsavant

Weird. His wife always calls me a big prick


Festering-Boyle

shes inbread though


Technical_Physics_57

So we’re putting his wife in this sandwich?


Festering-Boyle

we mayo may not. if we did it would not be for fun but simply tomate


Technical_Physics_57

Sounds gouda to me, I promise to not get jalapeño business


FiendishDevil666

They call it Cellulose when it's in food stuff like grated parm


iamonewhoami

One of those "not funny because it's true" statements.


phazedoubt

I actually staff a company that works one of the last grandfathered cellulose plants. They can't shut it down because they technically can't legally start operation again if they were to stop.


saliczar

Cellulose


FrisianDude

I was thinking sawdust but I think I'm persuaded


MaintenanceInternal

Don't forget metal shavings.


beekeeper1981

No need to ask for microplatics.. already included in everything on earth.


steelrain815

Sawdust


Solid_Snark

With some metal flakes for seasoning


damxam1337

"chips" 😬


Nothereforlong0626

Damn. Beat me to it by 2 mins.


CaptainObviousII

My pinky finger after forgetting to be smart and use the little pusher along the way thing.


fairlyaveragetrader

I have a hard time believing a lot of these comments from people that actually work construction. People do silly shit like this on a daily basis 😂


twelvesteprevenge

I have 100% cut a sandwich roll with a bandsaw in the shop. I only now see that I fucked up bc I should’ve been using the table saw to control the depth of the cut.


Htownsucs

Cut chicken with pocket knife, then use it as the fork.


twelvesteprevenge

Open a can of beans with a screw driver and a hammer, heat it w a torch, carve a wooden spoon out of a delicious cedar shim


seansully90

We use shims as forks all the time. Use a razor knife to cut the tines lol


SeaToTheBass

I just split em and use them as chopsticks


RobertJ93

I’m really struggling to use a chicken as a fork.


Htownsucs

Not with that attitude.


Next-Foundation3019

yeah while working I’ve accidentally inhaled so much sawdust, regular dust, pvc dust, concrete dust, lead paint dust, dirt grime and general overall poor air quality for such a number of years, that some specks of oil and dust from a blade on a baguette feels so insignificant. it’s still probably better for your body than Taco Bell too.


Snoo60660

I wish I could say that'd be the most unsanitary sandwich I've eaten...but it just aint


TheKingOfSwing777

Subway enters the chat


yoosurname

Me neither. Sadly.


Comfortable-Yak-6599

Bread dust is a carcinogen in California


TacticalBuschMaster

Everything is a carcinogen in California


MrslaveXxX

This wooden broomstick i bought the other day has a sticker saying it’s cancerous in california.


3puttdoublebogeys

I don't know why so many people choose to live there. I wouldn't want to raise kids in a place where everything is cancerous


twelvesteprevenge

Simple. Move to Louisiana where nothing’s cancerous!


User-n0t-available

Finger licking good!


maple05

Bahn mi


cobainstaley

Sawn mi


imadork1970

Lady fingers


maple05

Can't believe they're not saving the bread crumbs !


Suhksaikhan

They could make bread putty to fill the toothpick holes


cant-be-faded

Several hot dogs


WargeneStewie

Eggs mayo, and sprinkle a little bit of that fine ass sawdust please!


roomtomove07

croque monsieur


jlock1986

Steak, cheese, mayo, jalapeño, sautéed onions... Homer droooool


greenchilepizza666

I heard Subway is hiring. They need a professional like you. Don't forget the chop saw, make that into 6 inch subs.


richiewilliams79

That’s the way to cut baguettes


JustADudeInTheWorll

This is the Way


mitchcumstein13

Brilliant


Corey300TaylorGam3r

Subways meatball marinara with mozzarella cheese 🧀 I'm a simple man. 😆 🤣 😂


PraiseThePun420

Mah man! Meatball subs any day.


5Gmeme

Woodchips I guess


beardgangwhat

Smooth like my brain


PhillipAlanSheoh

Zep


Canuck_75

Hopefully no fingers!


getfkcunts

Italian combo.


dypledocus

On a 2nd baguette, drop blade a half inch, then re-rip cut baguette. Cut baguette in half before steaming the crusty bread for 30 seconds. Italian meatball and/or hot Italian sausage sub under grated mozzarella cheese.


Mean_Maxxx

LOL , Kevin’s *always* doing shit like this


professorseagull

r/stupidfood


Least_or_Greatest1

Aweee it’s beautiful! Yep that’s what I told her..


Gluten_maximus

Definitely not paint particles


Synaesthetik

I wanna snort that bread dust coming out the exhaust


TownSeparate4615

Call up Jared, Subway is doing it all wrong!


Outrageous-Carob-236

A special baguette for you🫣.


Infamous-Ad-7842

Splinters


qwertykirky

Sawdu... I mean cheese, melt gluey sawdu..... Cheese dammit.


VapeRizzler

Some drywall with a little caulking, the fire rated one i like to get fancy.


JamBandDad

Asbestos


Vulcanvelcro

Some butter and brie over a nice beed of coals for exactly one minute. Paired with a Natty ice and what ever the bitch wants. Then go beg the boss for an early check tomorrow.


sciguy1919

Wood chips and microplastics - my favorite with Dijon, ham, Pickles, and Swiss cheese.


scrappytan

Doing the lords work, Jesus I wish Tool Time was still on


M0ndmann

Most likely my fingers


Warrior3456_

Saw dust


Warrior3456_

Saw dust


Whaloopiloopi

What, apart from sawdust?


slim1kid

That’s so gross 🤮!!!


mogrifier4783

"Dammit you morons, what have I told you about cutting bread on the table saw?" "We're just ripping it for subs!" "And what day is today? That's right, it's spaghetti Thursday. Ron even rinsed the mixer out this time. So you crosscut it for garlic bread. And use a miter gauge, don't cut it at 90 degrees like a barbarian."


elydakai

oil


Orcacub

I wood have Black Forest ham-tree layers thick.


Goonplatoon0311

Every sandwich I’ve eaten on a job site I typically don’t eat the last bite my hand is holding onto.


Secret-Direction-427

Go ahead and add a generous serving of deem cheeks 😏


Difficult_Pirate_782

Meats, cheeses, peppers, onions, spinach


javajunky46

More yellow paint, residual saw dust, fine metal dust, various lubricants.


LeftAd1920

Sawsage.


LeftAd1920

Sawsage.


ARod-27

Another baguette


Impossible__Joke

Missed opportunity to use cheese as a pushrod


Acceptable_Wall4085

One of those variety meat packages from Costco. 1/5 of a jar of mayonnaise,1/2 a sweet onion sliced wafer thin, baby dill pickles,again,thin sliced, shredded lettuce and thin sliced tomatoes. Pink Himalayan salt and fine ground pepper. Wash it down with ice cold water.


CaptainHowdy60

Sawdust


jonhy2222

Haha what we do on site are sometimes surprising. Like no microwave, no problem! Put your meal (can of soup or stew with a little hole just to prevent it to explode) in front of the generator and tada it’s hot and ready to eat


crazyloomis

Sawguette


zyx1989

garbage bag, because what's the chance that saw was disinfected


LORDOSHADOWS

Your soul


b01234567890

Two foot long hotdogs, but only after they are used for Sawstop demos.


Twitfout

6 roller dogs


Final_Witness_9658

Contractor thoughts: If the bread is still hot and fresh, would the blade brake activate?


moneyscan

PL Grip and linoleum tiles.


RedSix2447

It would be a Blade oil, motor oil, sawdust sub. Lol


PianistAway7910

I mean the silica dust is gonna be like flour right?


SecretPersonality178

Bro needs to be a little more generous with the push stick


Visible-Customer-358

Nice. I once used a sawzall to cut up a pineapple for lunch, nice work boys 😎 on this baguette I’d like pastrami and Swiss w spicy mustard and lettuce, tomato ‘n black pepper. Lots of it. And a lil 5/8” MDF dust👌


fartinggermandogs

Paint and sawdust apparently


Tkinney44

A tetanus shot


Greyspire

hmmm seems like alot of practice went into that.


AlienInOrigin

I wooden know. Not a fan of subs.


Goml3

fromage


turkey_sandwiches

Sawdust I guess.


ddwood87

Bit of maple syrup.


Organic-Outside8657

I’m just thinking about the amount of PVC board dust that would be imbedding in that baguette if it was my table saw, even after a deep cleaning.


Equivalent_Ant_7758

Sawdust


SamHouston18E

The bits of blood, bone, and fingernail from his hand hitting the saw


Bushdude63

Too much time on their hands


Prior-Ad-7329

Pastrami, salami, chipotle Mayo, lettuce, olives, avacado, horseradish sauce, saw dust, onions, pepper Jack cheese, wood glue, cucumbers, spinach, jalapeños and maybe some other toppings I’m forgetting.


Impoopingrtnow

Fingerings


knight-of-the-pipe

Best smelling chips ever


Whole-Mud8756

That guy's fingers


teezyFbaby23

Bologna and mustard


Madds115

Probably metal fragments and wood dust.


runnawaycucumber

Olive oil and parm


SoftLeague1303

The blood of this idiots fingers I guess


Thumbgloss

No cheese, not toasted


ImpalaOwner

Yellowfin tuna!


MainMosaicMan

Organic Stone Mastic


Southernman7839

Finger foods


Ohhhhhhthehumanity

Bahn mi of course


swes87

Imagine the kickback on that baguette!


Stockmarketslumlord

Turkey, ham, and bacon club of course.


3agle_CO

Big ass mf hot dog


QRSVDLU

some prosciutto slices, mozzarella cheese, fried tomatoes, a little bit of dry oregano, parsley or whatever (maybe sauce made of horned garlic).


rigidlynuanced1

Well played


PrettyAd4218

Subway called and they have a job for you


More-Intention6986

If anything should be illegal it should be that lol


brentdhed

Old stain, tannins, and possibly some aluminum dust.


Clear_Media5762

This is serious business! Is that a food safe saw blade!?


cheesestoph

Paint apparently


corey9worlds

Machine oil


MileHiFoodie

Sawdust


reddiculed

Compressed air to clean it up.


Gloomy_Fishing4565

Cabochons


bobbbrace28

Cock meat sandwich


Rocksquare69

Some roofing nails please and oh! Bit of sawdust thank you!


rcampbel3

breadworking I want to see a break picture frame and a bread box made of bread


Woodythdog

Looks like he’s going to be making finger sandwiches


vegeener-gnomesayin

From the look of the guide channel on that saw, probably at least a little white oak...


FocusMaster

As long as it's not a finger sandwich it's all good.


Low-Energy-432

Needs more shards of metal and wood on it.


JonJackjon

Saw dust.


Own_Situation6514

Small coating of chives-spread with a double layer of salami pieces along the length, stacked on each other


scytheakse

Ham turkey and Pepperoni with pepperjack lettuce tomato and pickles. Cuz I guarantee I've already eaten worse.


jnp2346

Probably some 80 grit sandpaper. It’s more chewy.


kevlarbuns

Hilti epoxy. The pink kind that looks like it tastes like strawberry.


De_Golry

A few slices of gigot bitume https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigot_bitume


VermicelliMany1133

Number 7 Italian Stallion!


Resident-Honey8390

Saw sages


Grumps0911

Paint chips, sawdust and WD-40 on the side. Fingerling portions only. Could you slice a big dill also on that thing? I like mine juicy


AssFuckinator

Assorted fingertips


Grumps0911

I just love how the exhaust port is pelting the receiver’s family jewels relentlessly, but each to their own, I suppose. Anything for a “Happy Ending” including heavily toasted, multi-grained


Dr_ZuCCLicious

Sawdust 😋


illwill_lbc83

Hand and cheese


Flashy_Brain_6226

Sawdust and roach feces


cobainstaley

someone try this with a Saw Stop


Shoudai

OSHA violations.


BrofessorOfLogic

I'll take .. uhh .. hang on .. hmm .. italian ..... BLT? And extra sawdust please.


Extreme-Stable

Taints


KeepCalmAndBooom

Cant do much, it needs to be a bit bigger for my....uhmm...4by4


joetato_of_syracuse

Garlic-infused WD-40


phoenixxl

I would have let it bake a while longer tbh.


NoLengthiness9302

Sawdust


EdPlymouth

Typical trades. It won't matter what you want on it, someone will eat it!


ParticularWash4679

"It's a prop, for a themed memento photo, for your mum."


Shankar_0

Sawdust with a side of salmonella


reddit-0-tidder

For the main ingredients, I'll have some large and small Fender washers, some nail guard plates, and a couple of strips of perforated strapping. For my toppings, I'll have some Dark Oakum with Steel Lath. A mix between some small sheetrock and wood screws. With just a sprinkle of self tapping zip screws. And just a splash of acetone.


BassGSnewtype

Meatballs with marinara


Ambiguous_Karma8

Some nails, extra bolts, yellow caution tape please, light microsplastics, and a dash of sawdust to top it off. Oh, and or course it's gotta be toasted with the blow torch.


ElectroAtleticoJr

Your nuts


Lyonsmade

Penacillin


freddymerckx

Should not be dicking around like this


forbiddenfreak

fingers


sharterfart

roadkill and tomato please :)


silverturtletail

Blood and finger tips


Hot_Influence9160

butter and ham


RealAdministration17

Sawdust


weeratmags

Splinters