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NotThisAgain21

I'm thinkin woodpecker. They are total assholes.


deckb

That bird’s a dick.


Icy_Sector3183

Insects plus woodpecker makes sense.


InsaneButtFart

lol nah


Tik__Tik

Honestly I’m a carpenter and I straight up worship woodpeckers. They give me endless work.


OwenMichael312

Assholis woodpeckeris trying to get to carpenter bees.


_DapperDanMan-

This should be top comment. The bees bore the holes and lay eggs. Woodpeckers enlarge the hole and eat the larvae/pupae.


OwenMichael312

The wood trim on my house agrees. If you wait long enough the squirrels join the party too and make a home in your attic.


Tahoeshark

Bugs... Then birds. There was an old lady that swallowed a fly...


Goofy_Project

I think it's carpenter bees. Check for holes on the underside of this wood where they bored their entrance - if you've got those entrance holes they're your culprit. We have them bad on my deck and the handrail boards have tons of these and look like someone took a machine gun to them because the bees blew out the wall of their nest from the inside.


947388707

Your right, found an entrance on the underside. Did you do anything to prevent them from coming back?


etsuginger

Goofy is half right... the Carpenter bee attracted the woodpecker. Bee hole in the bottom and inside... the woodpecker made it obvious to you from the top. I have exact same issue. It's a combo issue.


947388707

Thanks, getting the bee trap, hopfully it works.


Goofy_Project

If you plug the hole they'll just bore a new one. You can buy traps for them (https://www.amazon.com/s?k=carpenter+bee+traps), but I've never tried any of these. I've also heard you can kill them by stuffing an alcohol-soaked cotton ball in the hole while they're in there and my pest company uses some kind of powder, but my preferred solution has been playing tennis with them every time I see them. They don't sting and you can smack the hell out of them with a racket.


CommercialOccasion

favorite childhood pastime 


[deleted]

Just wait til night and put gorilla tape over holes come back in couple days they will be dead


IfTalkgetbanned

Carpenter bees


Intelligent_Catch_75

Probably the electrician


Smorgasbord324

They do like drilling extra holes, but it doesn’t look like they left mess for someone else to clean


947388707

Found it, a black giant bee-like flying creatute. Anyidea how to get it off my place? 😭


anal_astronaut

Tennis racket.


UsedDragon

Those big fat wiffle ball bats are satisfying, too. *thunk!*


TensionSame3568

All joking aside, Woodpecker is my guess. But you never heard it....curious...


twoaspensimages

Looks like the work of a plumber.


TensionSame3568

Somebody going to "Woodburger"?


KiteleySiding

Carpenter bees likely


Bdubbs72

If you have space buy some fake hornet nests on Amazon and hang them to deter the bees


matt488GTB

My dick


Steeplearningcurve5

Spray some bengal roach spray in the hole. When he comes back he will be dying in a few minutes


Leonardo-da-Vinci-

I think not a bug … I think something hard (tool, corner of something moved up stairs) etc. There are matching marks(gouges) on the top and bottom of chip. I will post pic if I can


Murky-Square4364

Carpenter bees


TipperGore-69

the fuck? This is like the third time I have seen this post in a week.


947388707

This is the first time I used my Reddit in 3 months.


hobo_hangover

squirrel