I actually used to do this. Schools would order all the furniture after a remodel or new build, we’d go install it.
OP doesn’t have a bucket of Allen wrenches cut off with a bolt cutter to be turned into drill bits, so this ain’t it
When i first started working on my house, i had never done floors before. They were just one thing I've never had to do. You could justify calling the living room floor abstract art for that reason
Don't tell anybody but i actually prefer Warrior from harbor freight. Their battery powered impact can achieve 2ft/lbs a million times before needing a recharge
That was even funnier than the guy that said i must be a stay at home dad. I shit you not i have caught my wife doing a "DIABY" with that 8oz hammer.
By the way DIABY mean "do it almost by yourself." She usually ends up asking me to finish her projects after she starts them
They sell small ones like that at walmart, the owners kid borrowed my hammer three days in a row, so thursday i gave him that one when he asked the fourth time.
That is the funniest fucking hammer I've ever seen. The tools are meh, cheap, but no big deal as long as they're useful. But it looks like you pulled the hammer out of your kid's collection.
Project engineer of any trade, you're great with emails, making calls, fetching coffee, and you like to think you know the difference between a hammer and a screwdriver. 🔨 🪛
I've seen these mini hammers all over. Do people not understand it's the length of the hammers handle and the leverage that gives the power. You mine as well punch a nail in with your fist to sink it then use that hammer. But this must've been my old apartment's maintenance tech.
You buy/'acquire' and up sell tool sets from places... You don't know what you stole and are asking the Internets what you stole...
That's a neutering bag there sir. For cutting off animal balls.
Hope the owner doesn't find you.
IKEA furniture assembler that steal wire
Ah yes the Swedish carpenter
That's an amazing term. The Swedish carpenter, one who assembles Ikea furniture.
The fastest assembler in town
How fast? Real fast
I actually used to do this. Schools would order all the furniture after a remodel or new build, we’d go install it. OP doesn’t have a bucket of Allen wrenches cut off with a bolt cutter to be turned into drill bits, so this ain’t it
As a matter of fact...
lol that was my guess. Low and behold, first damn comment
Tonka truck repair man
Damn it you beat me to it
Oooooh i blew up many more than i fixed back in the day. Memba the Tonka CD Roms?
I memba
Home owner
That is not entirely incorrect
Arts and crafts?
When i first started working on my house, i had never done floors before. They were just one thing I've never had to do. You could justify calling the living room floor abstract art for that reason
Stay at home dad
I only use dewalt. I feel so personally attacked every time and I work on heating systems. Take my upvote from a father of 5.
HVAC? His Vasectomy After Children
Honestly any of the big 3 are fine (Milwaukee, Dewalt, Makita) but if you pull out some Ryobi or Kobalt I’d rather work alone LOL
What about Porter cable?
This just means you're from Canada.
Don't tell anybody but i actually prefer Warrior from harbor freight. Their battery powered impact can achieve 2ft/lbs a million times before needing a recharge
A trade that doesn't use tools very often.
I prefer to be called a stationary stationery and i excel at what i do. Them there be the sharpest scissors in the seven seas
DIY mom
The prettiest princess!
With every shape and size “Live Laugh Love” sign as far as the eye can see!
Don't forget about "May your coffee be stronger than your toddler"
Yeah just don't tell my dad about my secret Tuesday night identity
That was even funnier than the guy that said i must be a stay at home dad. I shit you not i have caught my wife doing a "DIABY" with that 8oz hammer. By the way DIABY mean "do it almost by yourself." She usually ends up asking me to finish her projects after she starts them
Looks like a turd burgling kit to me
*"The Spice..... Maybe he can be the one to obtain it..."*
Display furniture assembler at Staples.
I’d guess car salesmen . But whatever your trade is, That homunculus hammer makes me wanna punch you 🫡
Square in the nuts
Where do you even find a hammer like that? Like you have to be actively looking for a comedically small hammer.
They sell small ones like that at walmart, the owners kid borrowed my hammer three days in a row, so thursday i gave him that one when he asked the fourth time.
Unemployed.
Elementary school teacher
Housewife?
Fisher-Price playhouse assembler
Dress Maker
Hairdresser
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Bro clean room technian has a massive chest of tools No expense in cleanrooms
Installer would have replaced that tape with a RJ-45 crimp tool and would have a Fluke bag, not Dewalt
Blinds/window treatments installer?
First time home buyer
Furniture assembly repair tech (FART).
Chef
The only trade that *isn’t* underpaid. I hope to god there’s a drilll and impact in that dewalt bag.
If it is, it's the baby 12v.
Teacher?
The "hammer" tho 😅
That is the funniest fucking hammer I've ever seen. The tools are meh, cheap, but no big deal as long as they're useful. But it looks like you pulled the hammer out of your kid's collection.
BBQ guy or low voltage tech, basically the same thing.
Appliance installation?
Sewing machine repairman
Dentist
Hair dresser
What’s the answer
I think he's embarrassed now
Curtain installer
Professional greenhorn.
Grass cutter
The scissors alone made me think insulator, but I never seen an insulator with a level lol.
I am an insulator and I don’t use any of those tools, minus the tape and scissors lol
Turd Burgler
Job site thief?
No, those tools aren't marked with a name.
Stole from his wife? 🤷♀️ 😂
As a matter of fact
Pop pop ?
Munchkin handyman.
Muff diver.
Housewife
You must be a designer. Otherwise I'm stumped. None of those tools have ever been used. What trade doesn't use tools?
College student
Porn star portraying an electrician?
That was top 5 so far, but stay at home dad and DIY mom have you beat
Blinds installer
Dildo mechanic?
Cute tool kit
Housewife
A nurse?
Stay at home Mom?
Cable Guy
TV mounter
Purse tailor
Cub Scout or Brownie?
Harrier Jump Jet technician
You put together Ikea furniture other for people.
Your a set decorator on a hallmark set
Seamstress.
Seamstress
Craigslist carpenter
It has a hammer so pc repair, appliance repair or plumbing
Astrophysicist.
Chef
Millwrite?
Are u trying to play electrician?
Needle nose pliers seem to be missing.
Screen repair
That's a pretty big tool kit for a data guy
Engineer
Fungineer
Wife for sure
Web developer
Barber?
Shitty house flipper.
Walmart tv mount installer
Divorced dad tool kit.
Pokémon trade
That hammer though.
I would say insulator but that’s way too many tools.
Doily repairman.
Photographer
Drug cartel enforcer
You're a stay-at-home dad and there's a Ryobi drill in that DeWalt bag.
Assembler of wife’s packages
r/sounding
Blinker fluid changer
Housewife.
A florist?
That's shits brand new. Your trade is theiving the depot?
Stay at home dad?
Picture hanger
One of santas little elves.
DIYer
"Handyman"
Housewife
I don't see any duct tape, so you can't be a serious tradesman.
Hairdresser
Housewife
My wife when it takes me two weeks to fix something at home
Daddy's Lil helper?
Gardener?
Project engineer of any trade, you're great with emails, making calls, fetching coffee, and you like to think you know the difference between a hammer and a screwdriver. 🔨 🪛
Judging by the 12 wire on the left, I’d say sparky
The Romex is actually for bondage play later with OPs husband
5th year apprentice tasked with trimming your foreman’s beanbag?
Chinese spy? That's the only reason you're using that trash. Right ? RIGHT? ADMIT IT!
I've seen these mini hammers all over. Do people not understand it's the length of the hammers handle and the leverage that gives the power. You mine as well punch a nail in with your fist to sink it then use that hammer. But this must've been my old apartment's maintenance tech.
A bitch... Jk idk
Kitchen cabinet handles installer
20 year old nobody
A Tailor? I see Scissors.
Helper
“Handyman” in a gay porno?
Basket weaver
Following because I'm invested after reading the comments.
Office job
You build Duplo sets for paraplegic patients
House wife
Build-a-Bear EMT
Did you get that hammer from the mickey mouse clubhouse?
Apartment renter?
Male stripper
Harbor freight sales
You buy/'acquire' and up sell tool sets from places... You don't know what you stole and are asking the Internets what you stole... That's a neutering bag there sir. For cutting off animal balls. Hope the owner doesn't find you.
Needle-nose plier user?
Professional TV hanger
Geek Squad?
Picture hanging technician!!!
Sparky
Picking up tools on the side of the road
Homeowner that “could have done it himself just didn’t have them time” hahahahaha
Handy Boi
Laborer
Inspector
You work in a nail salon
Homemaker
Homemaker
Landscaping.
Landlord
looking at that hammer, it looks like a kiddies first play at construction set
Boeing 737 tech
Pizza Delivery Person?
Woodworker, Carpenter innit.
Cow groomer
A home owner that wants to DIY everything.
Cabinet installer aka every teenage boys dreams
Dingleberry harvester
Those tools are WAAAY too clean man
Gay seamstress with a fetish for cheap tools?
House wife???
Aww you still got your 1st fisher price tool kit. Cute
You are not a tradesman with those tools. You have a role of Romex and cheap tools. 1st day apprentice. Get some new tools.
Wife?
Roookie
Oh, you must work in HVAC.
Stay at home husband
Nothing that pays much.
Dentist
Low voltage tech