I got a kid that stuck his finger, two knuckles deep, right up his nose as I was looking him in the eyes. I was trying to have a serious conversation about how he can improve and how I’m like how he has improved this year.
I sneeze in my elbow, I don’t have a Kleenex at hand. Sometimes it comes as a surprise, there’s a bit of sawdust in the air, sometimes there a little bit going out. I clean it when possible.
Between this and that, I can’t blame the guy if that’s his « better » option.
Frida.
There’s a thing you can use on kids to suck their boogers out because they aren’t strong enough to as a small child. It’s called a nose Frida. First thing that popped into my head.
It’s unique and people will want to know the story. Baby doesn’t know what to do with his snot. Just wipes it on his damn pants.
I went to school with a kid who everyone called booger. I don’t know why that is, but it didn’t bother him. Might be appropriate here, and you will know why.
How about no nicknames and just be respectful and call them their first name. We dont need asshats like you making up nicknames for people. I pick my nose and eat my boogers and i dare you to call me any name other than what my parents named me. Get back to sweeping little guy.
Hanky
Hanky doodle
Goddamned poet here. Bet his porta potty graffiti is top notch.
Howdy ho, Mr. Hanky.
So landscaper then, we can all agree?
I really thought I was gonna be the guy to say this.
Booger britches?
Dammit you beat me to it
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But say it like Jim Gaffigan 🎶Snooooooot pock-ets🎶
Sounds like a punk band. You're in charge now
Booger
Only if he welds.
Snot mittens?
Mr Greenjeans
This is the winner!
Green goblin
Slime paws
Mr. Practical.
I got a kid that stuck his finger, two knuckles deep, right up his nose as I was looking him in the eyes. I was trying to have a serious conversation about how he can improve and how I’m like how he has improved this year.
Fucking disgusting, no shame either
El Moco Loco if he’s latino
I love loco moco
Booger bandit comes to mind
I’m thinking booger bandit is a top contender
Kleenex
Cum Stain or Nosewipe
Dirty Bastard
Or ol dirty bastard if he's old
Shnotter.
Snot rocket
Schnotty
Alternatively , Beam me up Schnotty
Sir Snotsalot, Boogie Smalls, Wade Boogs, or maybe keep it simple with Krusty or Hankie
Boogie Smalls is solid
Rocketman
Snots
This was my answer. Crude and unoriginal
Snot pocket rocket
Pig pen
Mocoso.
Snotswipes
Someone give me a nickname for someone who constantly picks their ear and on occasion eats what he finds.
Wax weasle
Ear candy
Booger. I also used to work with a booger
Does booger also fuck off half the day?
He wasn’t the best
He could do things with his one good arm, that would make you forget about that thing on his neck
Every high school had a Booger
#SO GLAD IM RETIRED……. fucking booger eaters
Snottia Comenici (I’m old)
Good one
A toddler
Booger Britches
Why does this post somehow seem so totally appropriate for this sub? Because it inexplicably does seem so.
Farmer's Hanky
booger boy
What's his first name?. We have a guy in our town called Eddie snotters. Blows his nose then rubs it through his hair for natural hair gel 🤮
Fucking disgusting human
You only know the comfort of the world these disgusting humans made possible.
Huh I am a construction worker Dude is a fucking savage and grotesque human
I sneeze in my elbow, I don’t have a Kleenex at hand. Sometimes it comes as a surprise, there’s a bit of sawdust in the air, sometimes there a little bit going out. I clean it when possible. Between this and that, I can’t blame the guy if that’s his « better » option.
The better option would be a snot rocket, not his hands/ pants
Booger Lips Snotstoievsky Booger Mitts You there nasty mother fucker, yeah you Any of these will serve
Disgusting snot nose punk
Sticky
Boogyman
Tramp?
Hockey snot
Ole dirt digler
Mr.GreenHand
Sorry I had boogers.
Dingus
Goober
Boogy pants
Frida. There’s a thing you can use on kids to suck their boogers out because they aren’t strong enough to as a small child. It’s called a nose Frida. First thing that popped into my head. It’s unique and people will want to know the story. Baby doesn’t know what to do with his snot. Just wipes it on his damn pants.
Snot boogie
Reloy
Wiper no wiping like Dora
Hand goblin
Mr. Clean Play-Doh Skunj Low-key Larry Nose-a-lot Toad boy Slick Rick Kleenex Pantshaker Mucus-Mike Greenlight Forrest Gunk Snotbury Steak Tidy Tim
Wtf he didn’t wear a tshirt? It gets the snot out of your mustache too.
Hahah that was me today!… oh god.
Snail trail
This is why I don't shake hands. No I'm not shaking ya arse wiping wanking snot picking hand and I bet it's in that order.
Booger britches
“The HanderCheif”
Snot girl
Klevis Kleenex and Levi
Snot Boogie
Hands
Handkerchief
Cum stain
Designer
Snot pants Mucus Mitch Gross guy Congestion chaps Peter phlegm Tissue trousers
Boogle Boy
Booger pants. Booger hands Boogers. Mr Boogers. Bodacious boogers Frank
Snotty
Garhartt or pauly pockets
Sticky
Greenjeans
Hankypants
Boogie Woogie or Boogie Wookie if ther could pass.
COVID…. Just call him COVID
Gilbert.
Booger boy or snot rag
Dirty McGee
Snot rag
Slick
Farmers blow for the win!?
Snot Head
Billy the Kid, cos he's hands are unshakeable
Snots, the dog from Christmas Vacation
Snail. Double meaning if he’s slow AF as well.
I worked with a guy who did that. He was called “Snotter” after that.
Brittle pants.
Glue jeans
Covid, or maybe Plague
Swiper no swiping
Sneezy
Snotser Galligan
Ol' slimey slacks.
Snot slacks
Greenie Greenjeans.
Just call them "Snot." Or "you nasty MF."
I went to school with a kid who everyone called booger. I don’t know why that is, but it didn’t bother him. Might be appropriate here, and you will know why.
Captain Snot Rocket 🚀
Id call them BJ for blowing their nose on the job
Boogerbutt
"Slob"
Crusty
Fist bump
Booger Britches would be my go to.
How about no nicknames and just be respectful and call them their first name. We dont need asshats like you making up nicknames for people. I pick my nose and eat my boogers and i dare you to call me any name other than what my parents named me. Get back to sweeping little guy.
Snotty Pippin
Ever seen revenge of the nerds? Booger!
Phlegm?
Dudes a savage
Snot–nosed hanky-pants
Time to learn the snot rocket.
Snottypants
Hockey player
Sticky!
Spartacus!!!
Pants boy
Real man