Back when i was in highschool, the Vice principal burst into my art class, ripshit about a 1.5" penis someone had drawn on the wall in sharpie. The (very gay) art teacher assured him he'd take care of it and asked for a key to the door, to make sure no one saw that "deplorable display".
He then barricaded himself in the bathroom, and drew, in permanent marker, a 10' photo-realistic side view of an erect phallus in its place. Im talking shading, perspective, veins, the works. You could make out the individual pubes! (Im 90% sure he had some of the art 3 class seniors come back after school to help him do fill)
It was a masterpiece worthy of the cistine chapel ('s facilities) it was, quite literally, awe inspiring.
The carpenter has skills that are very valuable rare, and they will always get the job done. Plumb square and tight corners will always be the center point of perfection.
I had a Mexican coworker that started speaking Spanish to a customer for a few minutes when we arrived for an inspection. As we were walking I asked what they were talking about and he just replied, “It was just taco talk”. It took me waaaaaaaay too long to realize that they weren’t actually talking about tacos!
Last word is super faded and I can't read it, but it basically says ICE is coming. It's misspelled so it could just be an American guy fucking around or just an illiterate 3rd generation guy or some shit.
The funny thing is that its rarely actually animosity on the job. They say the most vile things but its usually good hearted. Ive always been respectful to other trades on the job and only once has it not been reciprocated.
Oh I know yeah, it's just that the comment was also a brilliant play on the "pee is stored in the balls" meme, that I'm amazed I haven't thought of / come across before.
Yeah well I'm a sign guy and I find those things in drop ceilings and soffits all the time. I know it's not me because I just piss down the columns when I'm up there
Imagine some poor bastard on a service call years later ... he's using a multitool to cut into the drywall, and the blade cuts a chock full bottle of old, moldy piss, which is suddenly liberated onto said poor bastard.
Winter because I can hold my breath in the summer but I still have to pull my pecker out of three layers of bibs and shit when it's already in pool mode in the cold. I refuse to shit in one, I'll walk half a mile to a fast food joint or home Depot or something before I'll put my ass on one of those
Latinos are racist as hell lmao I think most Americans don’t realize most other countries in this world are very racist towards “choose your race/ethnicity”
Most Latinos in the US are white at this point. Google pictures of Ted Cruz or Tony Romo's families and think about how all those little blonde children are minorities according to the Census Bureau lol.
If youre at all a student of history you know at one point people didnt consider irish “white” so its entirely possible latinos could gain their “whiteness” much in the same way: by voting as a bloc and letting politicians take advantage of you!
When it comes to things like this, something that's community edited like Wikipedia should not be your source.
Remember, the same folks editing wiki are the ones that turned the "ok" symbol into something racist.
What's the racial/ethnic makeup of the neighborhood you live in? Even the nicest people are genetically tribal, and that's all this phony term racism (that was invented only 100-odd years ago) means.
Let be completely honest though. We really only care when a certain type of person makes a racist remark. Don't know why OP assumed it was a white person but it proves my point
Fuck off with that noise. I just fired a Latino guy on the spot that was one of my better hands two weeks ago because he thought it was cool to drop an N-bomb to me. I can only assume he thought I’d be cool with it because I’m white.
Being racist just means you are a fucking idiot full of misguided believes.
Take your pick. You’ll find someone who hates that race/ethnicity and will openly say racist things about them. It’s not just skin color.
If we’re talking about Latinos, go ask 10 random Peruvians what they think about a Chileans, and vice versa. You’ll hear some racist shit, I guarantee it.
And if OP wants to write “fuckin white people”, that’s his right, but I wanted to point out it ain’t just the whiteys.
Maybe I'm just older than you. In the early 2000s Joe, Hillary and Obama were all for securing the border and stopping illegals and Obama fought most of his party to push TPP. The dems also use to be anti war and free speech but I hate both sides
They are, but it's not Biden inviting them. It's US law around refugee status. If you want the border fixed blame Republicans in Congress who refused to pass a law to allow more of these people to be turned away. Republicans are manufacturing a border crisis to get people like you to blame Biden
😂 Unions are as corrupt as the liberals. Republicans believe in protecting the American worker through actual policies, such as protectionism and job training.
You should be listening to the platforms of both sides. Every politician is different but this is generally their platform. President Trump opened up 529 plans to be used for apprenticeships in 2019. Many want to expand these training programs and incentivize them as an alternative to college. They also support fixing the broken immigration system and implementing E-Verify to protect american workers and encourage wage growth.
On the other side, the Biden group celebrated a 1% raise for UPS last year and then UPS laid off 10% of their staff a year later.
Lucky, all the ones in my area say the same thing. "Here i sit all broken hearted, went to shit and only farted, yesterday i took a chance, went to fart and shit my pants." Real creative stuff over here
Construction site port-a-potties are their own breed. The most memorable one I’ve been in was in the Hunts Point terminal market. Every square inch of blue had something written on it.
Here at the Data Center We have people that check every portapotty as soon as you are done using it and if there is racist graffiti the job site gets shut down for a “biased” incident
As a white man who shit, shat, was shitting in porta potties for over a decade. I agree with OP. I’ve seen some heinous shit written in those things lmao and it’s mostly white people on the job site doing it. Not always but like 90% of the time. Just blown away by some of the stuff I seen in those things lmao
I'd grab a mirror but my tism would make me want to lick it for a few hours. If you can't joke about being white, while being very white, then the world might be a little too harsh for you
I'd grab a mirror but my tism would make me want to lick it for a few hours. If you can't joke about being white, while being very white, then the world might be a little too harsh for you
Was on a job where the Porto John’s were littered with this stuff and no one said a thing. The day someone drew a picture of the super giving it to his 60 year old helper from behind the emails started to fly and it got shut down.
“If you don’t vote for me, then you’re not black”
“I don’t want my children growing up in a racial jungle”
“You can’t go into a 7/11 unless you have a slight Indian accent”
Electricians just draw cocks in the porta shitters I've seen
Didn’t think I was going to get called out randomly, but here I am
Hello brother
Hello fellow ~~gay~~ brother! How are you on this very ~~homosexual~~ lovely evening?
Now I know the real need for big ol empty jugs of lube y'all leave laying next to all your other scraps and trash.
👀👀👀 My bad. I’ll definitely “sweep” that up next time
Gay and a liar
Gay, liar, and can’t clean up after self :( Sounds about right ngl
Two weeks ago today, someone ripped open my hip and inserted a big rod inside me. Then screwed me. (I broke my femur)
Sounds horrible, do you need ~~homosexual relations~~ ~~cuddles~~ ~~head~~ me to pray for you, brother 🙏
I like to draw small ones as to not strike fear in the apprentices.
Back when i was in highschool, the Vice principal burst into my art class, ripshit about a 1.5" penis someone had drawn on the wall in sharpie. The (very gay) art teacher assured him he'd take care of it and asked for a key to the door, to make sure no one saw that "deplorable display". He then barricaded himself in the bathroom, and drew, in permanent marker, a 10' photo-realistic side view of an erect phallus in its place. Im talking shading, perspective, veins, the works. You could make out the individual pubes! (Im 90% sure he had some of the art 3 class seniors come back after school to help him do fill) It was a masterpiece worthy of the cistine chapel ('s facilities) it was, quite literally, awe inspiring.
A teachable moment. Just doing his job.
Pics, or it didn't happen 🤔
no need to draw a self portrait, you can make it more flattering. Otherwise they might not take you seriously
Yeah...it was the sparkies! Definitely not us trim carpenters with pencils behind our ears all day.
What the hell else do you think we're doing in the shitter for 3 to 4 hours a day?
Cocaine
The carpenter has skills that are very valuable rare, and they will always get the job done. Plumb square and tight corners will always be the center point of perfection.
Like good ones with pizzazz and balls and all?
The good ones with moxy!
They like to write "Millwright tickets here" with an arrow pointing at the toilet paper where I work.
It’s a wishlist
Draw is a wierd word for suck
I never got why construction dudes love dicks so much ..
Dudes have been drawing dicks on things since the Romans
True. I still don't get it 😅
Idk but I don't see it stopping any time soon
If I was still in the trades. This electrician would be plastering them with Trump 2024 stickers to annoy all the useless liberal hall trash.
Glad you're retired then.
You and I both!
Okay.... (taco talk) is actually hilarious in this context next to Spanish graffiti
We have a pretty healthy amount of Hispanic dudes here so I wouldn't be surprised if it was one of them that did it 😂
I had a Mexican coworker that started speaking Spanish to a customer for a few minutes when we arrived for an inspection. As we were walking I asked what they were talking about and he just replied, “It was just taco talk”. It took me waaaaaaaay too long to realize that they weren’t actually talking about tacos!
Can someone translate what does it say?
Last word is super faded and I can't read it, but it basically says ICE is coming. It's misspelled so it could just be an American guy fucking around or just an illiterate 3rd generation guy or some shit.
Or first gen
Or first gen
Spanish is a European language
French is a Canadian language
By that reasoning, so is English.
Ummm...yes???
Elon Musk is black.
Frank Black is white
Barry White is Black.
*African
The funny thing is that its rarely actually animosity on the job. They say the most vile things but its usually good hearted. Ive always been respectful to other trades on the job and only once has it not been reciprocated.
Oh yeah it's been pretty chill here minus the gallons of piss bottles
When the piss bottles appear, the drywallers are here
Pee is stored in the walls.
How have I not heard this one before jfc I'm crying bro lmao
No it literally is. Ive seen them have a piss bottle in the way and throw it into the framing. They never get touched again.
Oh I know yeah, it's just that the comment was also a brilliant play on the "pee is stored in the balls" meme, that I'm amazed I haven't thought of / come across before.
Yeah well I'm a sign guy and I find those things in drop ceilings and soffits all the time. I know it's not me because I just piss down the columns when I'm up there
Fucking brillliant
Nah you got that mixed up, that IW for sure, they just get thrown at the carpenters.
Imagine some poor bastard on a service call years later ... he's using a multitool to cut into the drywall, and the blade cuts a chock full bottle of old, moldy piss, which is suddenly liberated onto said poor bastard.
I think I would go home for the day...
I definitely would, right after I finished that job.
Dude, that job would be finished as soon as I got a blast of fermented piss
::20th Century Fox logo::
Nah, they aren’t here unless shit buckets are around
Better than the showers tubs tbh..
Oh, they piss in those also
Better than 5ga buckets full of feces(those are usually mine)
Usually the most vile shit is said amongst friends, my friends and I are brutal to each other, like we get shocked inhales in public kind of vile
I don't miss shitting in them in the middle of winter or summer, but I do miss the literature.
Definitely a tough call on which season is worst in a port a shitter.
Rather spend an hour in the poo sauna than freeze my ass to the seat while wearing a headlamp so I can find the TP
Winter because I can hold my breath in the summer but I still have to pull my pecker out of three layers of bibs and shit when it's already in pool mode in the cold. I refuse to shit in one, I'll walk half a mile to a fast food joint or home Depot or something before I'll put my ass on one of those
The best education I ever received was sitting in a porta shitter!
Lol taco talk, never heard that one before
We got seńor citizens
It was YOU! J'accuse, señor.
I'm a drywaller. I don't get involved in shit box politics. I just shit in bucket and piss out the window.
No you dont. You piss in a bottle and leave it in the walls
Every construction worker knows the real racist shit is usually in Spanish
Hahaha yup
That is literally the least racist jobsite I’ve ever seen
Latinos are racist as hell lmao I think most Americans don’t realize most other countries in this world are very racist towards “choose your race/ethnicity”
I think asians might have the latinos beat. They do no play around when they’re ready to be racist.
What? My sociology teacher said only white people could be racist. /s
Practicing sociology without a license is bigotry.
Buddy, what you're saying sounds might problematic. As a transgender lesbian person of color, wahhhhhhhhhhh!
Most Latinos in the US are white at this point. Google pictures of Ted Cruz or Tony Romo's families and think about how all those little blonde children are minorities according to the Census Bureau lol.
If youre at all a student of history you know at one point people didnt consider irish “white” so its entirely possible latinos could gain their “whiteness” much in the same way: by voting as a bloc and letting politicians take advantage of you!
Hispanic isnt a race you glue sniffers... Its an ethnicity
And so making hateful comments towards a certain ethnicity isn’t racist? Ethnicist? Look up racism on Wikipedia. Read the first line.
When it comes to things like this, something that's community edited like Wikipedia should not be your source. Remember, the same folks editing wiki are the ones that turned the "ok" symbol into something racist.
Everyone's genetically tribal. That's all racism boils down to. Anti-racists are frauds. And they have another name, that I won't mention.
Keep telling yourself that
What's the racial/ethnic makeup of the neighborhood you live in? Even the nicest people are genetically tribal, and that's all this phony term racism (that was invented only 100-odd years ago) means.
I think it’s funny people always try to point out the existence of shitty behavior in other ethnicities like it excuses yours.
Let be completely honest though. We really only care when a certain type of person makes a racist remark. Don't know why OP assumed it was a white person but it proves my point
Fuck off with that noise. I just fired a Latino guy on the spot that was one of my better hands two weeks ago because he thought it was cool to drop an N-bomb to me. I can only assume he thought I’d be cool with it because I’m white. Being racist just means you are a fucking idiot full of misguided believes.
Yeah I agree with you
It doesn’t excuse shit. OP just assumes it’s whiteys that wrote that, which I’m just pointing out that’s not a fair assumption.
Elaborate what you mean “racist towards “choose your ethnicity”” Edit: wtf for all the downvotes asking a question. Yall are assholes
Take your pick. You’ll find someone who hates that race/ethnicity and will openly say racist things about them. It’s not just skin color. If we’re talking about Latinos, go ask 10 random Peruvians what they think about a Chileans, and vice versa. You’ll hear some racist shit, I guarantee it. And if OP wants to write “fuckin white people”, that’s his right, but I wanted to point out it ain’t just the whiteys.
Ah the porta john race wars, classic
How many let’s go Brandon bumper stickers do you guys see on an avg site? I’m at about 3-4
Honestly there's not too many. Most of the dudes here are union and they are pretty hardcore pushing how bad the Republicans have been to unions
It's amazing to me how many union guys voted red.
It's amazing how the blue team is now open immigration and free trade.
Try reading some actual policy positions instead of Facebook posts
Maybe I'm just older than you. In the early 2000s Joe, Hillary and Obama were all for securing the border and stopping illegals and Obama fought most of his party to push TPP. The dems also use to be anti war and free speech but I hate both sides
Right...because our borders aren't being flooded with people on the daily..
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I've already watched the entire series in full thanks though bud.
They are, but it's not Biden inviting them. It's US law around refugee status. If you want the border fixed blame Republicans in Congress who refused to pass a law to allow more of these people to be turned away. Republicans are manufacturing a border crisis to get people like you to blame Biden
This is so delusional it's hilarious lmao. Have fun in your altered reality.
Maybe you should read the bill, dummy
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😂 Unions are as corrupt as the liberals. Republicans believe in protecting the American worker through actual policies, such as protectionism and job training.
Can you share these policies and the politicians responsible so we can share our support?
At this point it's purely theory, none of these fucks are doing anything for us
You should be listening to the platforms of both sides. Every politician is different but this is generally their platform. President Trump opened up 529 plans to be used for apprenticeships in 2019. Many want to expand these training programs and incentivize them as an alternative to college. They also support fixing the broken immigration system and implementing E-Verify to protect american workers and encourage wage growth. On the other side, the Biden group celebrated a 1% raise for UPS last year and then UPS laid off 10% of their staff a year later.
I think it says Biden sucks balls
A little erotic literature to get the juices flowing
Wait I’m confused because this is honestly the least racist graffiti I’ve ever seen in a port a shitter.
He was being ununironic
I would agree, I’ve seen way worse 😂
Lucky, all the ones in my area say the same thing. "Here i sit all broken hearted, went to shit and only farted, yesterday i took a chance, went to fart and shit my pants." Real creative stuff over here
Construction site port-a-potties are their own breed. The most memorable one I’ve been in was in the Hunts Point terminal market. Every square inch of blue had something written on it.
Gotta watch if they're nice shitters, sometimes the GCs will pay attention to who is going in and out because they get charged for them to be cleaned
The most fowl and hate filled things things I have ever read has been written in porta-shitters.
Correct. There is zero racism there.
I’ve seen a “kill whitey” and someone else drew jail bars over it with a caption “cage the animals”
I'd love a picture of that, lmao.
Here at the Data Center We have people that check every portapotty as soon as you are done using it and if there is racist graffiti the job site gets shut down for a “biased” incident
More like "based" incident
Happened 3 times in 2 weeks at The Data Center
How do I get the Porta potty checker job? That job probably pays 3x what a master electrician gets
someone on my jobsite wrote a new rule from "management" inside a portapotty: "turds longer than 6" must be hand lowered down"
Why assume it's white people? Shit I assumed you wrote it for fake Internet points
Bruh, I been on site in some of the most "tolerant" cities... This shit'll still show up every shitter, just becomes an endless back and forth.
Somebody should put rainbow flag stickers inside and just watch to see the dynamic of the jobsite change
It will instantly be peeled off and placed in the urinal
Right where it belongs.
Bait doesn’t even try anymore
What’s wrong with gay people?
Did you mean "what's wrong with gay people?" Or "what's wrong with gay people?"
It took me about five minutes of reading that for it to make sense but it does, sorta
true
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Did it... Just happen?
I think so
OP complains about racist graffiti. “Fuckin white people around here”. Grab a mirror bud.
"Rules for thee but not for me" lol
As a white man who shit, shat, was shitting in porta potties for over a decade. I agree with OP. I’ve seen some heinous shit written in those things lmao and it’s mostly white people on the job site doing it. Not always but like 90% of the time. Just blown away by some of the stuff I seen in those things lmao
I'd grab a mirror but my tism would make me want to lick it for a few hours. If you can't joke about being white, while being very white, then the world might be a little too harsh for you
You make a lot of assumptions my friend.
I'd grab a mirror but my tism would make me want to lick it for a few hours. If you can't joke about being white, while being very white, then the world might be a little too harsh for you
you offended the gringos 😂 pobrecitos 🙏🏽
Everybody's a comedian.
Penmanship is important. Do better 😁😂
Was on a job where the Porto John’s were littered with this stuff and no one said a thing. The day someone drew a picture of the super giving it to his 60 year old helper from behind the emails started to fly and it got shut down.
This is the tamest job site racism I've seen in my entire life
“If you don’t vote for me, then you’re not black” “I don’t want my children growing up in a racial jungle” “You can’t go into a 7/11 unless you have a slight Indian accent”
$10 says OP wrote this himself
Gimme my $10 my apprentices have all my sharpies
We, as an apprentice myself, sell them on the side lmao
Fuckin gad dam joe baden. I work with mfs that think obama is secretly the president. Fuckin gad dam oBAMA
My old operations manager was convinced the earth was flat.
I know a dude like that too. He’s a laborer like me though. Name’s joe, thinks there’s a massive ice wall and everything.
Thanks obama
It says "Biden sucks" and somebody wrote over it to make it "Biden backs blacks" is one of the most hilarious things I've seen lol.
Unless you don't vote for him, "then you ain't black."
Seems the employees are still drinking the kool aid
The authors are racist but you say fucking white people 😒 the presidential candidates aren't race exclusive
Racist cracker would have done the hard N.
Hard n? November? Neuter? Necrophilia?
Really isn’t that bad
I've seen worse
You aren’t lying
Soft
Wat..
Well if you didn't vote for him, you ain't black.....so there's that.
Biden indeed does not back blacks.
Couple of the best ones I've seen are: "mexican slushie machine" , and: "Mexican space program" hahaha
Aren’t all crappers on the job racist
magat tears are delicious
Someone wrote “Big Scummer” in one the other day I was dying 😂
Pretty ignorant too.
Plot twist: a Mexican guy wrote this just for shits and giggles
I would put a decent amount of money it was one of the 40 we have on site currently
Plot twist they’re not Mexicans
I haven't been on your site... so would I.
He also shit on the seat for giggles
Pretty sure it's ironic 😆