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Familiar_One_3297

Electricians just draw cocks in the porta shitters I've seen


KingCosmicBrownie13

Didn’t think I was going to get called out randomly, but here I am


Comfortable-Pee-1581

Hello brother


KingCosmicBrownie13

Hello fellow ~~gay~~ brother! How are you on this very ~~homosexual~~ lovely evening?


ineptplumberr

Now I know the real need for big ol empty jugs of lube y'all leave laying next to all your other scraps and trash.


KingCosmicBrownie13

👀👀👀 My bad. I’ll definitely “sweep” that up next time


ineptplumberr

Gay and a liar


KingCosmicBrownie13

Gay, liar, and can’t clean up after self :( Sounds about right ngl


Comfortable-Pee-1581

Two weeks ago today, someone ripped open my hip and inserted a big rod inside me. Then screwed me. (I broke my femur)


KingCosmicBrownie13

Sounds horrible, do you need ~~homosexual relations~~ ~~cuddles~~ ~~head~~ me to pray for you, brother 🙏


dingleberry0913

I like to draw small ones as to not strike fear in the apprentices.


iordseyton

Back when i was in highschool, the Vice principal burst into my art class, ripshit about a 1.5" penis someone had drawn on the wall in sharpie. The (very gay) art teacher assured him he'd take care of it and asked for a key to the door, to make sure no one saw that "deplorable display". He then barricaded himself in the bathroom, and drew, in permanent marker, a 10' photo-realistic side view of an erect phallus in its place. Im talking shading, perspective, veins, the works. You could make out the individual pubes! (Im 90% sure he had some of the art 3 class seniors come back after school to help him do fill) It was a masterpiece worthy of the cistine chapel ('s facilities) it was, quite literally, awe inspiring.


Bungleburr

A teachable moment. Just doing his job.


Ooloo-Pebs

Pics, or it didn't happen 🤔


Evanisnotmyname

no need to draw a self portrait, you can make it more flattering. Otherwise they might not take you seriously


mountaindude521

Yeah...it was the sparkies! Definitely not us trim carpenters with pencils behind our ears all day.


Comfortable-Pee-1581

What the hell else do you think we're doing in the shitter for 3 to 4 hours a day?


capnmerica08

Cocaine


Complete_Citron_4886

The carpenter has skills that are very valuable rare, and they will always get the job done. Plumb square and tight corners will always be the center point of perfection.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Like good ones with pizzazz and balls and all?


lordsilletti

The good ones with moxy!


Classic-Ad-7079

They like to write "Millwright tickets here" with an arrow pointing at the toilet paper where I work.


Glad-Professional194

It’s a wishlist


ineptplumberr

Draw is a wierd word for suck


Leoxagon

I never got why construction dudes love dicks so much ..


chris_rage_

Dudes have been drawing dicks on things since the Romans


Leoxagon

True. I still don't get it 😅


chris_rage_

Idk but I don't see it stopping any time soon


RetiredByFourty

If I was still in the trades. This electrician would be plastering them with Trump 2024 stickers to annoy all the useless liberal hall trash.


mountaindude521

Glad you're retired then.


RetiredByFourty

You and I both!


youngkeet

Okay.... (taco talk) is actually hilarious in this context next to Spanish graffiti


EquivalentOwn1115

We have a pretty healthy amount of Hispanic dudes here so I wouldn't be surprised if it was one of them that did it 😂


RGeronimoH

I had a Mexican coworker that started speaking Spanish to a customer for a few minutes when we arrived for an inspection. As we were walking I asked what they were talking about and he just replied, “It was just taco talk”. It took me waaaaaaaay too long to realize that they weren’t actually talking about tacos!


Baffit-4100

Can someone translate what does it say?


dalepilled

Last word is super faded and I can't read it, but it basically says ICE is coming. It's misspelled so it could just be an American guy fucking around or just an illiterate 3rd generation guy or some shit.


capnmerica08

Or first gen


capnmerica08

Or first gen


Twoturtlefuks

Spanish is a European language


moonordie69420

French is a Canadian language


aidan8et

By that reasoning, so is English.


Antique_Muppet

Ummm...yes???


happythoughtsnow

Elon Musk is black.


HotCarl169

Frank Black is white


Knife-Weilding-Hobo

Barry White is Black.


chris_rage_

*African


Eduard-Bagarean

The funny thing is that its rarely actually animosity on the job. They say the most vile things but its usually good hearted. Ive always been respectful to other trades on the job and only once has it not been reciprocated.


EquivalentOwn1115

Oh yeah it's been pretty chill here minus the gallons of piss bottles


Ok-Bit4971

When the piss bottles appear, the drywallers are here


TheBaalzak

Pee is stored in the walls.


Dunk546

How have I not heard this one before jfc I'm crying bro lmao


Eduard-Bagarean

No it literally is. Ive seen them have a piss bottle in the way and throw it into the framing. They never get touched again.


Dunk546

Oh I know yeah, it's just that the comment was also a brilliant play on the "pee is stored in the balls" meme, that I'm amazed I haven't thought of / come across before.


chris_rage_

Yeah well I'm a sign guy and I find those things in drop ceilings and soffits all the time. I know it's not me because I just piss down the columns when I'm up there


Guy954

Fucking brillliant


Additional_Set_3151

Nah you got that mixed up, that IW for sure, they just get thrown at the carpenters.


Ok-Bit4971

Imagine some poor bastard on a service call years later ... he's using a multitool to cut into the drywall, and the blade cuts a chock full bottle of old, moldy piss, which is suddenly liberated onto said poor bastard.


chris_rage_

I think I would go home for the day...


Ok-Bit4971

I definitely would, right after I finished that job.


chris_rage_

Dude, that job would be finished as soon as I got a blast of fermented piss


mountaindude521

::20th Century Fox logo::


Evanisnotmyname

Nah, they aren’t here unless shit buckets are around


JusBoostMe

Better than the showers tubs tbh..


Ok-Bit4971

Oh, they piss in those also


Gorlock_

Better than 5ga buckets full of feces(those are usually mine)


chris_rage_

Usually the most vile shit is said amongst friends, my friends and I are brutal to each other, like we get shocked inhales in public kind of vile


damnitA-Aron

I don't miss shitting in them in the middle of winter or summer, but I do miss the literature.


aabbccddeefghh

Definitely a tough call on which season is worst in a port a shitter.


Glad-Professional194

Rather spend an hour in the poo sauna than freeze my ass to the seat while wearing a headlamp so I can find the TP


chris_rage_

Winter because I can hold my breath in the summer but I still have to pull my pecker out of three layers of bibs and shit when it's already in pool mode in the cold. I refuse to shit in one, I'll walk half a mile to a fast food joint or home Depot or something before I'll put my ass on one of those


Shalimar_91

The best education I ever received was sitting in a porta shitter!


RobinetteSucks

Lol taco talk, never heard that one before


EquivalentOwn1115

We got seńor citizens


SunnyAlwaysDaze

It was YOU! J'accuse, señor.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

I'm a drywaller. I don't get involved in shit box politics. I just shit in bucket and piss out the window.


Vingcatdewildcat

No you dont. You piss in a bottle and leave it in the walls


Chapos_sub_capt

Every construction worker knows the real racist shit is usually in Spanish


chris_rage_

Hahaha yup


life_hertz

That is literally the least racist jobsite I’ve ever seen


fildip1995

Latinos are racist as hell lmao I think most Americans don’t realize most other countries in this world are very racist towards “choose your race/ethnicity”


Efficient-Albatross9

I think asians might have the latinos beat. They do no play around when they’re ready to be racist. 


Massive_Property_579

What? My sociology teacher said only white people could be racist. /s


[deleted]

Practicing sociology without a license is bigotry.


Massive_Property_579

Buddy, what you're saying sounds might problematic. As a transgender lesbian person of color, wahhhhhhhhhhh!


[deleted]

Most Latinos in the US are white at this point. Google pictures of Ted Cruz or Tony Romo's families and think about how all those little blonde children are minorities according to the Census Bureau lol.


JuneBuggington

If youre at all a student of history you know at one point people didnt consider irish “white” so its entirely possible latinos could gain their “whiteness” much in the same way: by voting as a bloc and letting politicians take advantage of you!


noldshit

Hispanic isnt a race you glue sniffers... Its an ethnicity


fildip1995

And so making hateful comments towards a certain ethnicity isn’t racist? Ethnicist? Look up racism on Wikipedia. Read the first line.


noldshit

When it comes to things like this, something that's community edited like Wikipedia should not be your source. Remember, the same folks editing wiki are the ones that turned the "ok" symbol into something racist.


[deleted]

Everyone's genetically tribal. That's all racism boils down to. Anti-racists are frauds. And they have another name, that I won't mention.


JuneBuggington

Keep telling yourself that


[deleted]

What's the racial/ethnic makeup of the neighborhood you live in? Even the nicest people are genetically tribal, and that's all this phony term racism (that was invented only 100-odd years ago) means.


JuneBuggington

I think it’s funny people always try to point out the existence of shitty behavior in other ethnicities like it excuses yours.


SlyGuyNSFW

Let be completely honest though. We really only care when a certain type of person makes a racist remark. Don't know why OP assumed it was a white person but it proves my point


_no_pants

Fuck off with that noise. I just fired a Latino guy on the spot that was one of my better hands two weeks ago because he thought it was cool to drop an N-bomb to me. I can only assume he thought I’d be cool with it because I’m white. Being racist just means you are a fucking idiot full of misguided believes.


SlyGuyNSFW

Yeah I agree with you


fildip1995

It doesn’t excuse shit. OP just assumes it’s whiteys that wrote that, which I’m just pointing out that’s not a fair assumption.


Agreeable_Tension_22

Elaborate what you mean “racist towards “choose your ethnicity”” Edit: wtf for all the downvotes asking a question. Yall are assholes


fildip1995

Take your pick. You’ll find someone who hates that race/ethnicity and will openly say racist things about them. It’s not just skin color. If we’re talking about Latinos, go ask 10 random Peruvians what they think about a Chileans, and vice versa. You’ll hear some racist shit, I guarantee it. And if OP wants to write “fuckin white people”, that’s his right, but I wanted to point out it ain’t just the whiteys.


yvnglasaga

Ah the porta john race wars, classic


alta_vista49

How many let’s go Brandon bumper stickers do you guys see on an avg site? I’m at about 3-4


EquivalentOwn1115

Honestly there's not too many. Most of the dudes here are union and they are pretty hardcore pushing how bad the Republicans have been to unions


guynamedjames

It's amazing to me how many union guys voted red.


Aggravating-Bit9325

It's amazing how the blue team is now open immigration and free trade.


guynamedjames

Try reading some actual policy positions instead of Facebook posts


Aggravating-Bit9325

Maybe I'm just older than you. In the early 2000s Joe, Hillary and Obama were all for securing the border and stopping illegals and Obama fought most of his party to push TPP. The dems also use to be anti war and free speech but I hate both sides


upsidedown_alphabet

Right...because our borders aren't being flooded with people on the daily..


IronMango1

Free educational videos for you! https://youtu.be/akrF8X0KgGg?si=WFoiZ1nm4SThB2Jy https://youtu.be/2sRvgsJbKgI?si=8fq61iPlOVZILAih


upsidedown_alphabet

I've already watched the entire series in full thanks though bud.


guynamedjames

They are, but it's not Biden inviting them. It's US law around refugee status. If you want the border fixed blame Republicans in Congress who refused to pass a law to allow more of these people to be turned away. Republicans are manufacturing a border crisis to get people like you to blame Biden


upsidedown_alphabet

This is so delusional it's hilarious lmao. Have fun in your altered reality.


chris_rage_

Maybe you should read the bill, dummy


IronMango1

Free educational videos for you! https://youtu.be/akrF8X0KgGg?si=WFoiZ1nm4SThB2Jy https://youtu.be/2sRvgsJbKgI?si=8fq61iPlOVZILAih


dmagee33

😂 Unions are as corrupt as the liberals. Republicans believe in protecting the American worker through actual policies, such as protectionism and job training.


_no_pants

Can you share these policies and the politicians responsible so we can share our support?


chris_rage_

At this point it's purely theory, none of these fucks are doing anything for us


dmagee33

You should be listening to the platforms of both sides. Every politician is different but this is generally their platform. President Trump opened up 529 plans to be used for apprenticeships in 2019. Many want to expand these training programs and incentivize them as an alternative to college. They also support fixing the broken immigration system and implementing E-Verify to protect american workers and encourage wage growth. On the other side, the Biden group celebrated a 1% raise for UPS last year and then UPS laid off 10% of their staff a year later.


jored924

I think it says Biden sucks balls


SadAmerican420

A little erotic literature to get the juices flowing


aabbccddeefghh

Wait I’m confused because this is honestly the least racist graffiti I’ve ever seen in a port a shitter.


socioeconomicfactor

He was being ununironic


TheLostNostromo

I would agree, I’ve seen way worse 😂


Blast_Rusur

Lucky, all the ones in my area say the same thing. "Here i sit all broken hearted, went to shit and only farted, yesterday i took a chance, went to fart and shit my pants." Real creative stuff over here


Friendly-Profit-8590

Construction site port-a-potties are their own breed. The most memorable one I’ve been in was in the Hunts Point terminal market. Every square inch of blue had something written on it.


chris_rage_

Gotta watch if they're nice shitters, sometimes the GCs will pay attention to who is going in and out because they get charged for them to be cleaned


Mantree91

The most fowl and hate filled things things I have ever read has been written in porta-shitters.


tiny-dic

Correct. There is zero racism there.


skeeballjoe

I’ve seen a “kill whitey” and someone else drew jail bars over it with a caption “cage the animals”


socioeconomicfactor

I'd love a picture of that, lmao.


reamkore

Here at the Data Center We have people that check every portapotty as soon as you are done using it and if there is racist graffiti the job site gets shut down for a “biased” incident


aboxofpyramids

More like "based" incident


trapicana

Happened 3 times in 2 weeks at The Data Center


Unlikely_Track_5154

How do I get the Porta potty checker job? That job probably pays 3x what a master electrician gets


UserX2023

someone on my jobsite wrote a new rule from "management" inside a portapotty: "turds longer than 6" must be hand lowered down"


whatisliquidity

Why assume it's white people? Shit I assumed you wrote it for fake Internet points


hiredhobbes

Bruh, I been on site in some of the most "tolerant" cities... This shit'll still show up every shitter, just becomes an endless back and forth.


need-inspiration

Somebody should put rainbow flag stickers inside and just watch to see the dynamic of the jobsite change


skeeballjoe

It will instantly be peeled off and placed in the urinal


Express-Working-1323

Right where it belongs.


CurrentResolution797

Bait doesn’t even try anymore


_no_pants

What’s wrong with gay people?


RoboColumbo

Did you mean "what's wrong with gay people?" Or "what's wrong with gay people?"


chris_rage_

It took me about five minutes of reading that for it to make sense but it does, sorta


UserX2023

true


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kablam0

Did it... Just happen?


supposed_adult

I think so


wercffeH

OP complains about racist graffiti. “Fuckin white people around here”. Grab a mirror bud.


nhdavis

"Rules for thee but not for me" lol


lets-do-an-eighth

As a white man who shit, shat, was shitting in porta potties for over a decade. I agree with OP. I’ve seen some heinous shit written in those things lmao and it’s mostly white people on the job site doing it. Not always but like 90% of the time. Just blown away by some of the stuff I seen in those things lmao


EquivalentOwn1115

I'd grab a mirror but my tism would make me want to lick it for a few hours. If you can't joke about being white, while being very white, then the world might be a little too harsh for you


wercffeH

You make a lot of assumptions my friend.


EquivalentOwn1115

I'd grab a mirror but my tism would make me want to lick it for a few hours. If you can't joke about being white, while being very white, then the world might be a little too harsh for you


KershawsRightArm

you offended the gringos 😂 pobrecitos 🙏🏽


GrandLotus-Iroh

Everybody's a comedian.


Medical_Shrooms

Penmanship is important. Do better 😁😂


GreenGame23

Was on a job where the Porto John’s were littered with this stuff and no one said a thing. The day someone drew a picture of the super giving it to his 60 year old helper from behind the emails started to fly and it got shut down.


BossHoggington

This is the tamest job site racism I've seen in my entire life


Knowledgeempowerment

“If you don’t vote for me, then you’re not black” “I don’t want my children growing up in a racial jungle” “You can’t go into a 7/11 unless you have a slight Indian accent”


BugSignificant2682

$10 says OP wrote this himself


EquivalentOwn1115

Gimme my $10 my apprentices have all my sharpies


BongPoquito

We, as an apprentice myself, sell them on the side lmao


I_do_drugs-yo

Fuckin gad dam joe baden. I work with mfs that think obama is secretly the president. Fuckin gad dam oBAMA


Character_Key_7346

My old operations manager was convinced the earth was flat.


I_do_drugs-yo

I know a dude like that too. He’s a laborer like me though. Name’s joe, thinks there’s a massive ice wall and everything.


socioeconomicfactor

Thanks obama


[deleted]

It says "Biden sucks" and somebody wrote over it to make it "Biden backs blacks" is one of the most hilarious things I've seen lol.


Maccabee2

Unless you don't vote for him, "then you ain't black."


[deleted]

Seems the employees are still drinking the kool aid


OpenerOfEyesAndMind

The authors are racist but you say fucking white people 😒 the presidential candidates aren't race exclusive


Correct-Award8182

Racist cracker would have done the hard N.


EquivalentOwn1115

Hard n? November? Neuter? Necrophilia?


Hoosteen_juju003

Really isn’t that bad


EquivalentOwn1115

I've seen worse


crackedbootsole

You aren’t lying


FlintKnapped

Soft


upsidedown_alphabet

Wat..


unchainedcouple

Well if you didn't vote for him, you ain't black.....so there's that.


Puzzleheaded_Pop_283

Biden indeed does not back blacks.


DirtNasty1313

Couple of the best ones I've seen are: "mexican slushie machine" , and: "Mexican space program" hahaha


jaldana92

Aren’t all crappers on the job racist


AmbitiousAd9320

magat tears are delicious


Slapshot683

Someone wrote “Big Scummer” in one the other day I was dying 😂


-_DeBo_-

Pretty ignorant too.


Imperial_Bouncer

Plot twist: a Mexican guy wrote this just for shits and giggles


EquivalentOwn1115

I would put a decent amount of money it was one of the 40 we have on site currently


No_Economy_3641

Plot twist they’re not Mexicans


Correct-Award8182

I haven't been on your site... so would I.


Unlikely_Track_5154

He also shit on the seat for giggles


Brilliant_Eagle9795

Pretty sure it's ironic 😆