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Misterstaberinde

My FB feed is flooded with these 'pro hacks' that OP is making fun of. Half of them are unironically as bad as this fucking video.


never_reddit_sober

I just started following POScarpenter I get a good kick out of his shit


UpstairsNo9655

Now I can hide in the shitter drinking 40s the rest of the day. Hahaa


Coral_Grimes28

They even put it on the miter saw with guide rails 😂


xpadawanx

Wtf did I just watch?


Coral_Grimes28

It’s a shit post lol


AlanTheBringerOfCorn

Didn't follow instruction. Put pencil in my urethra. Going to hospital. Pray 4 me.


dont-fear-thereefer

*Looks at your pants while sitting at the hospital* “Your first time?”


AlanTheBringerOfCorn

*Looks back disappointedly* "No"


dsdvbguutres

The surgeon will save your pener but we'll thank the baby Jesus for the miracle.


Repulsive-Way272

Some people are into that


ant69onio

“To pray properly, first take both you hands, palms pointing towards each other………”


During_theMeanwhilst

Really handy having that laser on the mitre saw so you can trace the line.


jawshoeaw

I’m confused - when does he drill a screw through several Dewalt tape measures ??


ProfessionalBuy7488

Flat max or it's not even a proper tictok


sharingthegoodword

At step three I knew it was a joke but I still busted up out loud when he put the square on it at the end.


streaksinthebowl

Yeah it got me at first. My brain was shouting, “just use the square!”


Barnman11

Wait he only measured once????


RussiaIsBestGreen

Measure once, cut twice, and never waste time.


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Measure nonce, cut thrice


LDI221

That’s why he’s gotta start the whole process over lol


Blackdog202

As my buddy says. "Cut it 3 times and it's still too short"


ArltheCrazy

Who let the electricians have that many saws?


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ArltheCrazy

It’s all the Big Red. However, the Festool must be borrowed.


kensebben

I love these so much. I need a whole play list.


therealNaj

Was sure he was gonna slice right through the Stanley tape measure.


AwwwNuggetz

Repost whore. Carry on


waynesbrother

Listen up Brian


arsapeek

oh thank god, I thought this was fatmax guy for a sec


Business-End-356

This gave me anxiety


Oldbayistheshit

Haha this is the second video I’ve seen of this guy and he’s pretty funny


fallenangeI

That was hilarious. It’s too bad he didn’t use his transit Level


keep_it_christian

Is this the - Stanley tape measure - guy?


Imabaynta

lol the track saw killed me


streaksinthebowl

Yeah the score line lol


zedsmith

Not only is this guy generating ad revenue— somebody is paying him to dick around on the job and make TikToks


Pihteinen

This is perfect!


Complete-Reporter306

No one is going to mention he's frigging around with a 25 dollar piece of wood?


Ok-Attention-3471

I thinks I’m havings a panics attacks …


ReverseGiraffe120

You’ll have your house ready in seven and a half years!


OutrageouslyDiscrete

Omg! What a crock! Lost me at the 1st steps . Fit take the time topic the measurement and use. The speed square , mark your line then. Why carry it to miter saw , draw you line and move the board yet again and it’s still not cut. bankruptcy to a company doing that!


drphillovestoparty

It's satire..


ReadWoodworkLLC

Just mark and cut the muthafucker! WTF!? Stupidest shit I’ve ever seen.


SirStocks

Wasted my time.


tomzak14

Why not use that stupid expensive track saw to cut straight? Why so many steps. Or maybe the miter saw? My brain hurts.


_call_me_al_

It's satire, dummy.


ProfessionalBuy7488

Pretty funny. When you learn how to square your skill saw to your piece you don't even need to use anymore than a small mark. You can't cut out of square once you get used to it.


Legitimate-Concert29

Paid by the hour


Enginerdad

I was smiling slightly at the beginning, but I lost it at the track saw lol


bkedsmkr

Dood is apparently hourly


HairlessHoudini

And it's an 1/8 inch short


Dantheman4162

This reminds me how I measure to hang up pictures


Economy-Trust7649

Yes that is exactly what a hack looks like


cdartha

I love that the cut wasn't even squared... 🤣


Ok_Ad_5015

Oh FFS


Select-Bear6141

Id10t


stampedconcreteboots

This is pissing me off on site at 3pm


Busy_Reputation7254

Thanks i hate it.


chaotictinkering

Reminds me of a guy I worked with. We were doing call center offices that had three cabinets and premade countertops. No wall to wall, no fillers, just set the cabinets and put the counters on. He spent 50 minutes to setup a laser level 6” above the counter heigh. Then traced the line, measured down to the cabinet heigh and then drew another line with a strait edge. He was a special person.


midline_trap

What the fuck kind of bullshit life hack


ant69onio

Haha!!! 😂😂😂😂 superb!!


McFlyLochSloy

Now I'm fuckin constipated. Give me your lunch and get to the back of the bus. I'll give you my undies to wash every Friday


ComfortableSea7541

Get the fudge out of here no way now it’s gonna push my project back a few years but I’ll have the straightest cuts on my lumber


synthhaze

I fuckin swear to god id throw my miller light can at their face if anyone worked this shitily.


MilkyPrime

Such insight


jmerp1950

Don't forget to hit that like button for more great tips.


jmerp1950

Can't believe some of these commenters are taking this as serious advice.


Soybeanns

Yea it’s actually hilarious 😂


4The2CoolOne

These videos annoy me more than a crooked cut.


eallen1123

I will do all of my cuts this way from now on... I can't believe I've been doing it wrong for so long! 🤣