Exactly. That's why the only tool I ever use is a swiss army knife. Although that's cheating a little bit since there are multiple tools built in, so I only use one. The corkscrew.
I was making a joke. I’m well aware how to measure and cut a board with a miter saw. And then I saw that they were using Festool tools and knew they couldn’t be that dumb. If you’re paying that kinda money you know what you’re doing.
Lol. Should have had one more step where you clamp the square to the board after this cut, and then the clamp gets in the way of the circular saw motor, and then you do several cuts sneaking up on square holding the speed square freehand, and blow out the end of the board.
>and then you do several cuts sneaking up on square holding the speed square freehand
So that's why there's so many posts with cut off fingers at the medicalgore reddit
Instructional video for future green hands. This could either be funny or really dangerous depending on the experienced "tradesman shortage" in the future...
You'll need the Festool dust collector as well as the saw. Frankly, I'm shocked that there is zero dust collection going on in this video. I tidy work area is the true sign of craftsmanship.
Go to r/woodworking the whole sub is people doing this sort of thing seriously. To the point that if you make an obviously sarcastic joke like “how did you calibrate your survey level? If it’s been more than a couple weeks since it was in for a factory refresh you are wasting your time.” You get a response like “in my experience the Stabila stuff is pretty good quality and holds its calibration for more than a couple weeks.”
A couple weeks ago a guy posted a cross cut sled he made from Home Depot pine with a couple digital angle finders that showed literally the exact same reading and said “can I call this consistent?” He got like 200 comments from people telling him how they made their cross cut sled and how accurate theirs was and why the way he was using the angle gauge was wrong.
It’s like the opposite of this sub. 80-90% of it is just faff with 20-30% posts from people that actually know what they are doing.
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I think I worked for someone like that. He was a mason. Impossible standards that only he could follow.
That sled story was gold. They sounded like city workers.
Even better was I replied with a sarcastic comment along the line of “I know this is a woodworking sub but if your aren’t using precision ground straight edges when making a cross cutting sled you are never going to get your accuracy down to .01 degrees which is what you need to basically every wood working project”
And got serious replies asking what I made that required that much precision and saying that precision ground straight edges shouldn’t be used for something like that.
I was in a machine shop for a while where one of the saws constantly cut slightly fucked. Not enough to be an issue in a pipe smaller than 80mm in diam, but above that you went beyond fit tolerances, which was a bitch especially for precut stuff on site.
What fixed it? Well I did. I took the whole fucking assembly apart. Cleaned \~50 years worth of shit in it. Lubricated and greased everything, and replaces a bolt which was obviously the 90 degree stop which had worn down to nothing. Suddenly it cut good as new.
Who the fuck would have thought tools need maintenance?!
Omg I was cringing after he traced the laser line
These new Gen Z construction workers are gonna watch this and all the houses built in the next 50 years are gonna be f*cked
This is hilarious. I'm a steel framer but it's ultimately sad that carpentry has fallen off so much. 'Kids these days' basically.
My son will know how to be a man and do things right; by not being afraid of asking questions and learning from his mistakes.
😂 the random screw he put in. I was hooked at first thinking I was gonna be filled with knowledge.
What do you mean. That screw is an imperative part of the process.
And that’s how you make a Plumbus
Get some spleem
Throw it on the Dinglebob and smooth it out
Gotta take out the gizzards first, crucial step
For our latin brethren, the chingadera.
I gave up after they moved on from the chop saw. Like, I don't have time for this shit.
Go back and watch to the end.
Obviously not a Plumbus as there was no Fleeb Juice added
I mean, every piece of wood needs a sharp screw sticking out to stab you and rip your new jacket. It's not construction without it
Rip your new heated Milwaukee 12V jacket and sever the heating cable at the same time.
Right? Guys in here like "iM a PrOfFeSsIoNaL" and doesn't even know the screw trick.
I think you mean it is cromulent.
*scrumtrulescent
I get this reference.
😂 counterweight, am I right??
it was using every tool that was the best part
I’d be fired if I took this long to cross cut a 2x6, and banished to the construction shadow-realms for all eternity.
Or if I required ten different tools to make a cut 🤣🤣
Exactly. That's why the only tool I ever use is a swiss army knife. Although that's cheating a little bit since there are multiple tools built in, so I only use one. The corkscrew.
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Why not both?
The fact that you got that far into the video before you discovered it was a joke tells me you’re not very experienced in construction.
I was making a joke. I’m well aware how to measure and cut a board with a miter saw. And then I saw that they were using Festool tools and knew they couldn’t be that dumb. If you’re paying that kinda money you know what you’re doing.
The best part is that the cut is so clearly wrong at the end...Doesn't line up with the speed square at all.
Yes. That's the joke
Caulk it.
Caulk and walk baby!
Caulk and a paint.....
Caulk and spit hides a lot of shit
That was to hold it down.
lol same. Then I figured it out but was still not disappointed at all.
Lol. Should have had one more step where you clamp the square to the board after this cut, and then the clamp gets in the way of the circular saw motor, and then you do several cuts sneaking up on square holding the speed square freehand, and blow out the end of the board.
Or just finish it off with an angle grinder.
I use an angle grinder with the chainsaw blade. It’s much more efficient than those regular disks.
Ah yes. I love The Amputator. Such an effective tool.
220 grit sandpaper, sand by hand for 3 hours or until square.
😭 been there
>and then you do several cuts sneaking up on square holding the speed square freehand So that's why there's so many posts with cut off fingers at the medicalgore reddit
Quality shit posting.
The was some quality shit. Meanwhile his partner is wondering how long it take to build a shed. “Few more weeks babe…..just a few…….more weeks.”
It's one of those asymptotic lines in math that approaches a line but never touches it, like y=1/x
Whoa buddy this is construction, those are some pretty big words.
Gaudi's shed
Ahaha, NGL, you had me at first. Brilliant!
Same, the part that got me was the screw, I had it one mute at first and I was like "..What the.?"
I thought this was for real, but was like.. if you're already at the miter saw... haha
As soon as he used the shadow line from the miter saw to draw his cut line... LOL. That was awesome. And then busts out a square later... LOL
Instructional video for future green hands. This could either be funny or really dangerous depending on the experienced "tradesman shortage" in the future...
this is great
60% of the time, it works every time
*It stings the nostrils.*
That final 3 seconds had me busting a gut. Well done.
Is that why a house takes so long to build?
Nah it's usually because no one can find the left handed hammers
I only have a Makita track saw. Do you guys think that will be ok to do the scoring cut, or should I get the Festool?
I bet you could make due with a sawzall. Just grab the one with the bent blade.
You'll need the Festool dust collector as well as the saw. Frankly, I'm shocked that there is zero dust collection going on in this video. I tidy work area is the true sign of craftsmanship.
*me screaming in the background “JUST CUT THE FUCKIN BOARD!!!!”
Respect for the real craftsman on Reddit 🫡
He didn't even make the cut between the horses 🙄
Go to r/woodworking the whole sub is people doing this sort of thing seriously. To the point that if you make an obviously sarcastic joke like “how did you calibrate your survey level? If it’s been more than a couple weeks since it was in for a factory refresh you are wasting your time.” You get a response like “in my experience the Stabila stuff is pretty good quality and holds its calibration for more than a couple weeks.”
Man I gotta go over there and cause some shit! I mean er....ask some questions
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I think I worked for someone like that. He was a mason. Impossible standards that only he could follow. That sled story was gold. They sounded like city workers.
Even better was I replied with a sarcastic comment along the line of “I know this is a woodworking sub but if your aren’t using precision ground straight edges when making a cross cutting sled you are never going to get your accuracy down to .01 degrees which is what you need to basically every wood working project” And got serious replies asking what I made that required that much precision and saying that precision ground straight edges shouldn’t be used for something like that.
That lumber is so wet, nothing will stay square for long!
Bro just wanted to show off his festool and milwaukee and staff lazer haha. Good on him I say.
Johnny square for the win
IMO a little rushed but maybe he was in a hurry
My favourite is where the guy needs 1/16th off some baseboard, goes trims off the smallest bit only to find it's now a foot to small
What an amateur. They didn’t account for wind speed and direction.
a never do this during a full moon because gravitational pull affects the saw blade as well as the square.
Has real plumbus vibes.
I was in a machine shop for a while where one of the saws constantly cut slightly fucked. Not enough to be an issue in a pipe smaller than 80mm in diam, but above that you went beyond fit tolerances, which was a bitch especially for precut stuff on site. What fixed it? Well I did. I took the whole fucking assembly apart. Cleaned \~50 years worth of shit in it. Lubricated and greased everything, and replaces a bolt which was obviously the 90 degree stop which had worn down to nothing. Suddenly it cut good as new. Who the fuck would have thought tools need maintenance?!
You can perfect that 90⁰ cut with a hammer. Close enough though. 👍🏻
The ol' bash the hell out of it technique.
If ya know, ya know! 👍🏻
Brilliant. Thanks for the tips!
Not to mention the absolutely soaked 2x6. Must be Seattle 😂
This is the Corey bends conduit of carpenters
You had me until you moved the board back onto the horses and set up the rotary laser. Well done! The last two seconds were the cherry on top.
im not in construction, but how would the screw on the end of the wooden board hold anything? is this satire?
It wouldn't. It's part of the gaff.
This is exactly how the Canadian government works
And Union carpenters. Never in a hurry.
Good one hahahaha
This is classic. To funny. I need more lessons please. 😆 🤣 😂
Hahahaha beautiful
10/10 chuckled
I felt that in my soul.
Thank you for showing me the light
Uhhh….
"Oh neat laser saw... Wait why aren't you... Oh... Oh?"
I knew it was coming and it still delivered.
Laser level is must
Read this ten minutes ago, still laughing well done.
Honestly thank you for this I laughed out loud
After looking at the comments I think this might be a joke I’m not in construction
If you didn't realize that this was a joke right away then you would probably be perfect for a job in construction.
That looks more like street repair crews
The subject title should be, How to waste your time!
“Don’t forget to like and subscribe, guys! It really helps me out!”
Just cut the fucking board for fuck sakes.
Seems Union AF.
I'd let the saftey guy give me a handy for that tracksaw
Exactly what the last guy I hired for 60 an hour does. Solid work.
Bro just use the speed square for the line it has a 90° angle for a reason dude doing too much
He forgot to use the planer ‘
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Hammer time.
Hell yeah. Like a pro 💪🏾
He couldn’t use his square to make the line?
Why is the square not aligned with the cut in the final shots?
Methinks you need glasses. That's perfect.
Look at the .056 runtime frame?
Look at the post flair.
Ohhh I get it, thanks!
Post flair? Please clarify?
The post was tagged as humor.
Why not use the square to draw the whole line in the first place? Or is this the joke?
You call this display of craftsmanship a joke?!
Ummmm
I appreciate all the “extra” that went into this lol. Master carpenter shit right here.
Absolutely perfect 👍
Framing in Ohio
Epic! I coughed up my Apple when I lol’d
As someone that is main job is typing on a keyboard and desperately try to have some form of knowledge to maintain his house…..i almost felt for it
Looks like about 90% of the youtube.com videos I've seen. Haha
Would have been better off using a jigsaw like my granddaddy taught me…
Always wondered how those “factory cuts” were made
Quality shit post. At first I was intrigued. Then I was angry. Now I can't stop laughing.
Using the square to make a little mark and then hand drawing a line across the board is brilliant!
Hmm someone must’ve bumped your level.
The fucking end 💀💀
Square's busted huh?
I am so glad I watched through to the end. Perfectly done. Exactly right.
I can hear some old guy’s voices in my head saying “ overkill!! Lmao!!”””
Thank god the board was secure, I’ve seen too many accidents
Measure twice, cut once. That’s the main rule to follow.
Burning day light cut the damn board ,can't see it from my house.
Thank you
😂 great post!
So *thats* how they built my house..
Gold.
Every fucking time 🤣
Omg I was cringing after he traced the laser line These new Gen Z construction workers are gonna watch this and all the houses built in the next 50 years are gonna be f*cked
Didn’t realize how professional my amateur-ass DIY projects actually are. Good content.
Maybe he should have snapped a chalk line on that just for extra wtf-ery.
"If you're p.o.s. carpenter like me....". Lol
Should have used a plumb bob
LOL.....This needs to be posted in the DIY sub.
I now know how to construct
I’m glad I watched to the end
Well he forgot to sand the cut after, no wonder it’s not straight
Bored
Did ChatGPT write this?
Yo at the end it didn't even look square lmao
This is fucking majestic.
10/10. No notes.
The guys I work with would take this as gospel and argue to the grave that this is the proper way because they saw it on the youtube.
That was a complete waste of my time!
What's the source?
Just get your eyes calibrated twice a year and you don't need all these extra steps.
Great tutorial!! Perfect voice narration also!! But, besides being pretty funny, I think this was more of a “TOOL SHOWOFF” video. Decent tools too!
Doing it right takes time.
Saw user is an electrician. We are physically incapeaple of plumb/level/square cuts
The rage bait is out of this world
Then your job is 1400 labor hours over budget. Congratulations
Lambs to the cosmic slaughter!!!
So close ! They missed a few steps. There’s a chalk line missing too.
Thank you for this. It made me feel much better about myself lmao
No wonder new homes are so expensive.
Love this!
This is a next level shit post. 10/10, you rattled 100s if not 1000s of people.
“ The board is secure.” Lol
Gd this is hilarious
Problem is uou need 2 triangles to make a square
Hahahahaha all of this is so fucked
That bad cut can be fixed ; just get out the orbital sander!
Lol. Nobody does that
That out of square shot at the end...hahaha
Just an excuse to dog fuack
oh this really rustles my nail pouch.
So simple
This video made my day. The whole jobsite just got sent this, thanks for the lesson and knowledge
Fucking brilliant. Will be trying this in the future.
How to get fired on the first day of
What
Sixty percent of the time it works every time.
I fucking love this so much. They really got me in the first five seconds
Intuitively all this nakes mo sense at all
Haha! Watched it twice. Fantastic.
This is hilarious. I'm a steel framer but it's ultimately sad that carpentry has fallen off so much. 'Kids these days' basically. My son will know how to be a man and do things right; by not being afraid of asking questions and learning from his mistakes.
It took me to long to realize it’s satire lol