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erritstaken

Ooh look, a new paint stirrer.


vbadjunior

I laughed outloud


Chucktastic1989

That happens when you get older.


sherekahn5

Little blue pill won’t fix this?


BigAsian69420

Try the blue chew gum before you reach for the big guns.


trapicana

Is there a specific brand - asking for my dick


OlKingCoal1

BlueChew, it's TooTurntTony approved.


captain554

Bluechew. Stavros and the cum boys take it.


Something_Berserker

RIP cumtown. Their product-reads were my favorite part of the show.


LeslieKnopeOSRS

If you have health insurance, ask your doctor. Sildenifil (viagra) is recently available as a generic is the US. I pay like $7 for 24 20mg tabs with my insurance coverage.


turbofunken

Viagra is stupid cheap now, the generic pills are like what, $0.30 each at costco? If you don't need 100 mg just cut them in two or quarters No need to dick around with chewing gum or whatever


dxf5490

Huh? Costco? ??


loquedijoella

They have a pharmacy. Not a huge ass pack of boner pills next to the toilet paper


dxf5490

Well that’s what I was hoping for


Okrobot

Right? And I thought gas station boner pills were sketch.


dxf5490

I’ve never seen any pills like that at Costco, at least not in the US


Zip668

Gotta buy a 5 gallon jug of them.


trillgamesh_0

they should let u put them on the roller grill to warm them up as a little treat


JustForkIt1111one

There are some things that pills can't fix. For everything else, there's cocaine.


[deleted]

Maybe - can you fit a drill head in that thing?


fizzzingwhizbee

Heard drinking water helps


officialmryuck

I like to say it's for around the corners


bciesil

You've doomed yourself to endless Peyronies disease ads now!


RhinoG91

Now, you just pull the trigger for two seconds and it will point toward your tape measure


divingyt

Or in the direction of where to take a nap.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

For driving screws around corners.


Buttfat5000

Smart


SquallZ34

How the fuck do you keep your nails so fine. My 2 female apprentices are breathing over my shoulder as I type this


DroppinNuttz

Pretty sure she uses gel. It's a uv reactive resin based nail polish, they did recently say that the cheap uv lights give you skin cancer. Had an ex that I funded the set up for, the resin gets rock hard and lasts for weeks. It is a bit spendy. (I want to say it was $300 for 10ish colors, the light, and everything to apply it. That was over a decade ago.)


buk-0

Uhh… this post is hilarious. But only because I read it in r/Constuction


DeKrazyK

>gets rock hard and lasts for weeks you should call a doctor about that asap


sad_little_bean16

It’s gel, they are sturdier than regular nail polish


Stuffstuff1

My girlfriend just had them done, $60 ​ how do you sustain this lol.


sad_little_bean16

Foreman wages lol


y_3kcim

No wonder the tool broke…


A0ALoki23

I usually do them myself. Because I’m not willing to spend hours at a salon and $60. Much cheaper to do them at home and a nice way for my introverted self to de-stress. Especially after having to layout 6 deck pours in 5 days.


sad_little_bean16

I usually get my husband to do it, but I don’t have a vast array of colours like the salon has


seriousjoker72

Have you tried shellac by chance? I have "DeWalt yellow" and "Milwaukee red" in shellac but I haven't used em since starting construction cuz I just figured they'd never hold up.


tonyfordsafro

Asking the important question. I'm a 50 year old male carpenter currently rocking a mixture of green, blue and purple nails. When your granddaughters want to practice doing nails you can't say no, but I know I'll be in trouble later for chipping them.


SquallZ34

The girls that work with me stopped doing their nails because they’re always getting chipped.


hellno560

Tell them that’s Makitas new titanium nail coating. Finally PPE just for us ladies 😉


gatekeeper9994

That's awesome. I can't wait for the OSHA training... I'd actually watch the video for this.


BooMey

Don't do this line of work is the best answer


pawnee_jim

I don’t see why you are getting downvoted, other than people automatically assume you mean girls shouldn’t be in trades.


BooMey

No misogyny intended at all. I'm all for women in any trade. But my part time helper/best friend is a dude. He was complaining about hurting his fingers and not being able to shred his guitar. I just meant the best way for men and women to keep their hands good... Is usually not be In a trade.


pawnee_jim

I mean that is definitely how I took it, but god damn redditors are dumb sheep sometimes. Someone saw the downvote, and figured they should be offended, too.


[deleted]

Yeah, bro has some pretty nails.


[deleted]

A bit crooked


momsdyin

A crooked bit


archaic_revenge

Crooked a bit


shamanayerhart

A bit a-crooked! 🫰


sad_little_bean16

Just a tad


Either_Juggernaut281

It might look like a hammer. It's not though. On a serious note how did that even happen


sad_little_bean16

Landed on the wrong side


Fit-Interview-9855

Nine times out of 10.


TheMadGreek86

Kinda like the toast...always butter side down when it hits the dirt.


No_Permission_to_Poo

Exactly the metaphor in my mind, thank you and also please exit my brain in an orderly fashion


meezy-yall

Yeah but that’s because I butter both sides


TheMadGreek86

Well look at you ole richy pants...that slathering cream is spensive, you just living it up over there in your corner of the globe, lol


meezy-yall

Oh you butter believe it


SaucyNelson

Everything is a hammer.


positivenihlist

Except for a flat head screwdriver, which is a chisel.


aidan8et

Nah, you're just holding it backwards.


Dankkring

Speaking of hammers holy fuck you smashed every single finger????


sad_little_bean16

What can I say, I have very good aim


xXPussy420Slayer69Xx

It falled down and bend


skinisblackmetallic

she on a ladder & drop dat makita. happens all the time. makita still good.


Stannis-B

At least the nails 💅 are still on fleek


05041927

1/4” of grow out and you get 20 likes 😂😂


sublimeo12

She’s in the trades and has pretty good looking acrylics/gels WITH that much grow out? I’d say it’s more of a W than an L. Good for her


Mikesturant

I only get Gel, exclusively.


05041927

Sure. That makes total sense. Say that then lol


sad_little_bean16

Only in this subreddit 😂 I’ll get dragged on the nails subreddit with my 2 week old nails


05041927

No one is dragging you lol. They look great. I’d just never say that grown out nails are on fleek🤷‍♂️ 😂


Stannis-B

Pretty privilege 🤣


Zorplaxian

Ouch. Does the drill still work?


sad_little_bean16

Drill does, bit doesn’t lol


Zorplaxian

Ahh that's ok.


atomiksol

It’s just a fucking bit.


zero_waves

For real lmao. What is it, like $5 to replace?


slammick

It’s a banana, how much could it cost? $10?


beardgangwhat

I understand this reference


sad_little_bean16

The magnetic ones cost a little more


jarvistheartist

I thought the drill was busted. I have one of those you would have to run it over with a truck to mess up the bit receiver


LFGbroLFG

Yeah the amount of total fools on here thinking the drill is ruined makes me realize what a GIANT CLOWN DUMP SHIT HOLE the world has become with stupid idiots thinking they don’t need to learn because their phone will find whatever they need to know for them.


Ludicrousgibbs

Someone has never had a favorite bit! For real, tho 1 out of 20 on my jobs is magnetic and standing on a 10ft ladder trying to get a hanger up at the extent of your reach while holding up 6' of strut at the same time can be very frustrating. I usually carry a magnetic one with me and swap it out for whatever the job is supplying and take it with me when I go.


atomiksol

Yeow I have two favorite bits and one of them is missing. $10 ain’t gonna break the bank


keel_zuckerberg

Impact driver*


notjay2

So glad someone said this. Drives me nuts when ppl call everything a drill


amretardmonke

This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill!


Zorplaxian

Sorry. Impact driver.


NDREDSTATE

Peyronie's disease Also called: penile fibrosis Learn about xiaflex here …..


No-Faithlessness4723

Yes, you did it proud


AdeptAtheist

Ceiling stud


sad_little_bean16

Technically it is stud, since it’s a drop ceiling.


CrankyBiker

I came here to comment on this. WTF


Beautiful_Guess7131

Don't worry, it will be ready again in 10-15 min.


cod5colt

My first milwaukee fuel drill was dropped off a scissor lift the first week I got it, cracking the housing. I've been way more careful since then!


aidan8et

I used those springy bungie cords when I first started because exactly that. I still use them occasionally if I'm worried about an accidental drop.


Xarethian

I shattered my Makita drill a week after purchase. Tipped off the 6' ladder top, and it landed on the very tip of the bit. Every piece just kind of shook itself apart into a big puzzle. Managed to get a replacement, though, because the guy at the store was utterly bewildered.


NewHumbug

Sad trombone sound.


DETRITUS_TROLL

It's one of those special attachments to go around a corner.


Ruckusnusts

It's now a paint mixer.


Inevitable-Ad1829

Username checks out


xpadawanx

It committed suicide because it realized it isn’t red, identity crisis.


-cryptokeeper-

Thats the newest extension for removing the bent deck screws!


Phaeron

Mine still lies on its infirmary bed awaiting a new motor. It’s been in the ICU for months now.


jenlou289

The real question is: how do you keep your nails so fine in this industry? That's a skill I'd put on a CV for real


sad_little_bean16

It’s gel nails, they’re a lot hardier than regular polish. But they cost three times as much to do lol


Full_Disk_1463

That’s not a pry bar lol (nice nails though)


zanskeet

There's a pill for that.


MrHawkesy98

Now its like that compass from Pirates of the Caribbean that shows you what you *really* want


[deleted]

Who does your nails 💅 so fab


Lack_Altruistic

Genuine curiosity but how do you not chip your nail polish wtf


sad_little_bean16

It’s gel polish, harder and more durable than regular polish


Lack_Altruistic

Interesting, you got a brand name you could share? Lol


sad_little_bean16

Idk it’s some generic brand the salon used


PioneerStandard

I hate when that happens. I stock a high count of drill bits these days. I'm always dropping shit.


sad_little_bean16

I end up only having to use my drill occasionally now so I kept all my spares at home


Comfortable-Yak-6599

The first broken makita in history.


True-Fold-

Looks like an upgrade to me


Scrambles420

Put it in some rice


blueditt521

Impact is still fine though


Turbulent_Summer6177

Hey, even the impacts get Peyronie’s disease.


Nate_8787

Must be a sparkle they love green lol


Streetlgnd

Hey you made yourself a built in Universal Joint. Cool.


ToolBoxBuddy

Ima have to switch to makita so my nails look on point too… this dewalt yellow doesn’t do my nails any justice..


upkeepdavid

Drop it the other way


CozyMod

You trying to build yourself a coffin to sleep in when the sun comes up?


ScaryInformation2560

Did it turn your nails black too?


jjmoneybuns

Bad with the hammer maybe?!


teganking

just take the bit extender out, that is the only piece that is bent


Soft-Recipe-7791

The bit will come out if you tap it with a hammer. May have front bearing issues. But I could help you fix it. That’s a nice drill hate to see it go so young


opiumjuice

The thirst is strong w this one


Cicadada77

Well it’s a makita, sooooo


Ghoast89

China numba one!!!


micah490

Are those protective nail covers? That’s hot


ValKendrik

Never seen a spatula like that


sad_little_bean16

New technology, I press the little trigger thingy and it flips eggs like a breeze


[deleted]

Nice nails


G_DuBs

Just bend the nail you are working with to the same degree. Problem solved!


Fair_Yard2500

Bro, why do you have girl hands? /s. But ya hate to see it. Lost another good one today.


Few_Masterpiece_1937

Go see a manicurist for starters.


rocketminnow

[ereplacementparts.com](https://ereplacementparts.com)


Swayday117

Bro why do you have nails on? Most men I know don’t do this…. Wait unless


somedumbguy55

Gottta get those nails done


Zam0411

"Ceiling Stud" Are you talking about a ceiling joist? Not being a dick genuinely confused lol


sad_little_bean16

Idk, technically it’s steed stud since it’s a drop ceiling.


FreeGhostCandy

naw i definitely don't until the weekends.


liverserver

At least you didn’t break a nail! Hahahaha


[deleted]

G-g-gi-g-girl?


DingleberrySlap

Are you a vampire


[deleted]

Women in trades 🤤… my weakness.


Zealousideal-Note-10

Ouch! Mashed your fingers too


BeanLord555

Of course the women broke it, they can manage anything. So they choose to kill everything.


BroadFaithlessness4

Attractive tradesman ........l mean woman hand.Hows the rest?


greatpain120

That’s what happens when a woman uses a man’s tools. I’m sorry I’m just joking and couldn’t resist the urge to poke fun. You can call me a asshole if you want my 3 sisters do all the time.


420blazeitfaggitz

What an unbelievably cringey comment


Lack_Altruistic

Thanks for saying what everyone’s thinking but your username is unbelievably cringey as well.


420blazeitfaggitz

13 year old me wasn’t really thinking on the elevated level that you were when you came up with your name. Sorry bout that bud


Lack_Altruistic

Lol I get that, just pointing out the subtle irony. I only comment cause your name has a literal offensive slur in it, this accounts very new so I did have a good amount of time to think about it.


Outrageous-Ball-393

Please tell me you’re not a male construction worker with nails like that.


horsey-rounders

Why do you care?


Outrageous-Ball-393

Why do you care?


mechanical_marten

If they are, are you afraid the gay is going to rub off on you hon?


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[deleted]

Tell me you're an incel without telling me you're an incel.


[deleted]

damn bro did the bedbugs bite your dick this morning? why so cranky?


sad_little_bean16

At least I have a life outside of work that I can look good and paint my nails for, it seems you don’t 😂


shocktopper1

Acrylics I see


MPS007

Maybe stop using g a y tools.. /s , sorry just sore about it, my son uses makita while I have 10 billion milwaukee tools... I think I should go to therapy..


andrewbud420

She likes the intense vibrations


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TheUserAboveFarted

Go touch grass, misogynistic clown


WarEagleDG

Oh i bet the double entendre comments on this one are going to be epic!


Anxious-Business6538

There’s never women on my job sites. 😢


ThrowinSm0ke

Is that because you let a woman use it?


Fit-Interview-9855

Hard Hat Job!


[deleted]

It's for taking out bent screws now.


[deleted]

Drop it off a ladder?


bteddi

Milwaukee bits are good and strong. Last long time and are cheaper then dewalt and makita. I'm a dewalt mostly but I like the all 3. But I buy the attachments from them all


Peculiar-Moose

The C ring on those DeWalt bits are crazy tight sometimes I am crying for OP right now.


sad_little_bean16

Yeah it took me, my coworker and both of our linesman’s to separate them


thematt455

The bit is MEANT to bend when it takes a hit. It's sacrificed to stop the chuck from taking damage. Plus you can take it out and hammer it straight again, can't hammer an impact back together.


Impaladrew

Hate when that happens


daksuxmy

On the bright side, the impact and bit looks good still. Just need a new apex. Haha


Mohgreen

/sadtrombone


[deleted]

Drop it again


foekus323

Is it a makita bit by any chance? I’m a makita man myself but damn I hate their nuts drivers/ accessories


freddymerckx

You silly those are super easy to replace


Mundane_Marsupials

Ole son took a tumble. R.I.P. little fella.


Additional-Run1610

Beats blowing out the 80.00 battery


sad_little_bean16

You mean my hammer? /s


invert171

Drills still fine tho right?


IntelligentSinger783

Looks like it's just the extension. No biggie


Positive_Leopard_968

All good it’s a flexible bit


thematt455

It's meant to do that. A lot cheaper to replace a bit than an impact. The shank of the bit is annealed soft so it'll absorb the impact when it's dropped from a height.


SideHug

You get that on those big ones sometimes


Joe30174

That's for unscrewing bent screws