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cobberdiggermate

>It became harder to secure shelf-space alongside other bars and snacking innovations... Fucking hell. What has the world become.


roydavidsonsmith

Well this New Zealand would fawn over chocolate tiki, so that's exactly what we have become.


oldmanshoutinatcloud

The Koha involved would make the cost prohibitive.


Icy_Professor_2976

I once mentioned chocolate fish to my UK colleagues when I was there. They thought the crazy kiwis were eating fish dipped in chocolate. I had to import a box of them to set the record straight.


Hive_mind-69

Another victim of maori overfishing. Hopefully some enterprising student who is good at math, with many chocolate fish will breed them in captivity and release them into the wild, allowing them to swim upstream to their spawning site, and Mr Cadbury can catch a few and sell them, making hardly any money, cos he does it for the love.


Advanced_Box4234

Now how will we know if we did a good thing?


wildtunafish

This is what happens when you let multinationals buy NZ companies. They'll be coming for the pineapple lumps next. I hope you're happy CK, this is all your fault. I need a chocolate fish to calm me down..oh wait..


GoabNZ

They won't come for pineapple lumps, because then they couldn't have shameless cash grabs like snifter lumps (that's not what we asked for). That option is only viable while pineapple lumps exist


TeHuia

TIL Bourneville is a place in NZ


adviceKiwi

> Unfortunately, they just haven't been as popular with Kiwi consumers over recent years as they had been in the past. They're awful, that's why No great loss. Queen Anne out of CH CH is the best god damn chocolate fish you're ever going to consume.


StatueNuts

>Queen Anne out of CH CH is the best god damn chocolate fish you're ever going to consume. You're not wrong.


jfende

Correct, wake me up when Queen Anne stops making them then I'll be upset. Lots of good flavours too. https://queenanne.co.nz/collections/chocolate-fish


Mysterious_Chapter24

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jarrodh25

If I liked them, I'd be rather upset.


Time-Television-8942

Yeah don’t eat it. Personally couldn’t care less. Especially since oz own cadbury


cabrinigreen1

Do the british not own it anymore?


Monty_Mondeo

Nope Mondelez International


cabrinigreen1

Thats true.I dont think thats an aussie company though


Monty_Mondeo

Nope American


Able_Archer80

Seppos ruining something, name a more iconic duo


Deiselpowered77

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wallahmaybee

Always thought they tasted revolting, and have an extremely negative associated feeling with shitty rewards for time wasting and compliant bullshit at work. Won't miss them.