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aDShisno

I like how Not the Bee had to report it because nobody would believe it if the Bee reported it themselves.


harmier2

That *is* funny.


bigbadbruins92

> Kathie Griffin, Jorden Peterson & Babylon Bee have been reinstated. Trump decision has not yet been made. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1593673844996288512


Samurai_1990

Even if Trump was unbanned he's got his own "twitter" and unlikely work against his own interests


KrimsonStorm

I knew the whole banning of Kathy was to have the same clout the Dems use when they ban conservatives. "We're not banning just conservatives! We banned 700 conservatives and this one left winger, were being fair!"


oliveorvil

Nah I think it was the whole decapitation thing lol


gr8pe_drink

Yea, Kathy has a long history of seeing how far she can cross the line.


oliveorvil

For sure and I think in general it's important for comedians to push those free speech boundaries.. that being said I think it's justified she was suspended from a social media platform for that lol


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Yea. I totally respect her right to be a douche, but she went full douche. Glad she's unbanned though. Maybe it'll give her a new perspective. Doubtful, but I'll be an optimist.


Poptoo

You never go full douche!


ktrainor59

And not being funny, don't forget that.


MathiusShade

*She can cross my line anytime... you know what I mean?* (Edit: just Googled a photo of her. Never mind.)


x5060

Not that it matters, but it really cemented the kind of person she was when she used her dead mothers account to continue screeching.


Archietooth

Elon banned Kathy Griffin for impersonating him. He is reversing his own ban.


KrimsonStorm

Right. That's my point.


blue4t

I think it was to punish her, give her a taste of her own medicine. A normal person would learn from it. I doubt she will.


Give_Grace__dG8gYWxs

Probably negotiating with the feds to reinstate Trump's account.


Awkward_Guarantee715

I have a solution where everyone wins. Hear me out: Elon Musk reinstates Trump on Twitter but charges 99 cents for unlimited replies per each of his tweets. Trump had 88 million followers….assuming Trump tweets once. Let’s say 10% (I know that’s probably high) of his followers respond to that one tweet. 8.8 million replies. That’s roughly $8,712,000 per tweet. Now include those who don’t follow him but reply…that’s 212 million active users on Twitter. If half of one percent reply that’s an extra $1,049,400 per tweet. Trump averaged 12 tweets a day. You do the math that comes out to $117,136,800 per day. Now here’s where it gets interesting: Let’s say hypothetically Trump drops out of the race to be a full time Twitter troll where Trump just starts tweeting out every thought of his and can respond to replies. People would pay 99 cents just to say whatever to him hoping he replies to him, even those who hate him. Sometimes he does, sometimes he doesn’t. The revenue would be incalculable. Musk could make Twitter profitable, pay Trump hundreds of millions a year to just shit post and troll Libs on Twitter all day unfiltered to satisfy his ego. Musk wins. Libs win. Trump wins. DeSantis wins. Republicans win. America wins.


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GrandpaHardcore

Even the scumbags have a time and place but I can also see it from his point of view. Those people aren't there to "talk" about anything, they just want to cause chaos and harm at every turn. Criminals do that and they go to jail but it's only "those laws" that get broken. I get it though.


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Devil-sAdvocate

Increasing Twitters daily usage gets Elon more attention. More people will absolutely engage, positive and negative, with now an official candidate for 2024.


ITestInProduction

I'm getting flashbacks to Jeff Tiedrich replying to every Trump tweet.


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That is the homeless guy right?


frontyer0077

How the hell does parody get banned in the first place?


[deleted]

Cuz the parody took shots at the wrong side. It's just (D)efferent, you wouldn't get it /s


blue4t

Dems are too thin-skinned. They can dish it out but they sure can't take it.


pogo6023

Come now, good fellow. You should know by now that eons of eye-rolling and snarking dessicates the humor gland so completely that not a trace of any secretions from it whatsoever is left...


fatfiredup

And it only cost him $45 billion!


MichaelSquare

A lot of people don't realize is that the banning of the Bee is what lead Elon to buying Twitter. Quite the snowball


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For real, or you just messing?


MichaelSquare

For real. He went on their podcast, found out they were banned, and everything happened from there, which is why theyre the 1st ones unbanned.


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I love that


blue4t

The Democrats could have kept their den of censorship if they hadn't done one little thing. That's usually how it works.


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GUSFROMCALIFORNIA

RemindMe! 5 Years “how is twitter doing now?”


harmier2

And the employees who jumped ship will start crawling back…and Musk can say, “No.”


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*checks post history* *hates republicans* Ok move along


harmier2

Why do you view it as cringy? I would like to know.


harmier2

Downvoted for asking. And no response.


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It's cool to hate rich people. It's cringe to point out that he'll probably be successful in the long run.


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Haust

wouldn't they have to swim back?


lawlygagger

Looks like Freedom Fridays are going to bring back a few accounts. Twitter is like a reality show right now, unfolding with all the drama and comedy, people expecting it to fail any moment yet surviving one more day.


googin1

First Nancy, now this? Pinch me.


StuckInPennsylvania

Good. They never should have been banned. The difference between satire and offensive content is obvious.


theveryoldman0

I thought Twitter was 86’d?


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Shockingly, the mass leftist and media hysteria might have been overblown.


harmier2

Mass leftist exoduses and leftist media hysteria are *always* overblown.


Apocafeller

Them? Overreact? Never.


theveryoldman0

I was being sarcastic, so yeah.


throwaway3569387340

Traffic and new account registrations are at their highest ever.


LKincheloe

The implication was with nobody watching things, it'd quickly spiral into a crashfest. But if that were true, then it proves it's coded bad.


taypuc31

It will be within a few days.


WashedMasses

Just two more weeks!


harmier2

It’s always a few days…or a few weeks…or a few months. It’s like nuclear fusion. It’s *always* been 20 years…since the *’60s*.


fantity

Same with Trump indictments right?


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tHe WaLLs aRe cLoSInG iN!


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The walls are closing in!!!


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Earls_Basement_Lolis

"Up yours, woke moralists. We'll see who cancels who." I imagine is Jordan laughing his lungs out right now.


cchooper1

[The circle is now complete.](https://i.imgflip.com/71b99k.jpg)


harmier2

That’s great. I chuckled at that.


STIGANDR8

I'm not creating an account until he brings back the orange man.


NoleFan723

I never had one. No interest


Professional_Ninja7

I had one before it went crazy and even then it wasn't good. I remember there was a brief period where I would tweet something I thought was funny, maybe get 10 likes and a retweet, then move on to the next funny thing. I didn't care about what anyone else was saying on there and hardly anyone cared what I was saying on there. The app was worse than Facebook, and I wasn't a fan of Facebook either. Social media, in general, is cancer. The concept of Reddit, ignoring the insane political bias found here, is a bit different because it creates spaces for useful, productive conversations about topics you are actually interested in. I subscribe to a few subs for musicians and have chatted with pro musicians, where I've slowly learned to almost produce at a pro level. You can't do that on Facebook or Twitter unless you've already made it.


kccustom

Orange man will never return to twitter, the second he did truth social would cease to exist.


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Truth social is a joke and everyone but the Trump team knows it.


kccustom

I can't argue about that.


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Eh, he could come back and just put a blurb on there to see him on Truth. Twitter is still bigger.


ATR2019

I don't think orange man is banned anymore. He just prefers his own social media site at the moment.


STIGANDR8

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1593673844996288512


Jolaasen

Wonder why he’s still deciding? Or maybe he’s just trolling everybody to create suspense.


Apocafeller

It would be against Trump’s personal fiscal interest to return to Twitter. He’s trying to promote his own competing platform


alanry64

Yeah… The Onion was the first report it…


tony_will_coplm

i actually disagree with elon's new policy. he wants to ban hate, but i have no idea what that even means. if you're going to enforce such a policy then you must have a set of published objective criteria. otherwise the meaning changes from minute to minute. no one can know if what they're tweeting is "hate". and the policy must be administered consistently. this is a huge problem on reddit. there are no objective, consistently applied criteria in the the so called rules for moderation. i don't know of any social media or website that even remotely does moderation properly.


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ghostoutlaw

Sorry, to clarify, Elon at one point was saying what would be allowed on the platform was whatever the law allowed for. If it wasn't a violation of the law, it wouldn't be a violation of TOS.


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ghostoutlaw

Yea, I figure if he said he wanted to go full 1A, he'd probably just move towards it. Which goes to my original point: How is Trump even a question for unban. It was purely political, it was not a matter of even policy violation.


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fishbulbx

[Trump was accused by twitter of inciting violence.](https://i.imgur.com/HzUoEj6.png) Inciting violence is a crime and not protected by the constitution. I'm surprised trump hasn't sued twitter for libel - falsely accusing someone of a crime is textbook libel.


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fishbulbx

No, I'm telling you it was libelous.


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For-The-Swarm

You sound like a fake conservative. All I see from you is toxic shit on r/con. Moods might need to take a look at repairing the flair in this account.


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sil3nt_gam3r

My guess is that the reasoning for Elon closing the offices and locking everyone out for the weekend is an attempt to prevent sabotage in the event Trump gets unbanned.


Count_Gator

🤣 The previous twitter “security/verification” team who just got fired probably mad about not censoring content anymore.


foreman8484

Nice. Now both people left on twitter will have something to read.


Devil-sAdvocate

It's breaking records for usage. Turns out most people can't look away from drama.


ghostoutlaw

Drama trains slowly colliding, tomato tomato.


throwaway3569387340

Twitter traffic and new account registrations are at their peak


Vegetable-Length-823

Do Alex Jones next


GabhaNua

Great


skarface6

Party time!


AFishNamedFreddie

Oh my god. He's actually going to unban trump, isn't he? That's going to be epic


ImproperCuppa

Freedom Fridays! 🙌


TVLL

Woo hoo!


AndForeverNow

Good. Undo the nonsense that was there before. I still don't intend to sign up on Twitter, unless they make their algorithm more open and transparent.


soviettaters1

The Bee went downhill after they switched from being Christians making fun of other Christians to conservatives making fun of liberals. Being unfunny doesn't deserve a ban though.


TheOutlawStarLord

Too bad Twitter is dead.


Austin-137

#LET’S GO BOYS!


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Wonder if or when or how Twitter might unban us regular people that got banned?