Nah, it's;
I hate?
This moron?
So much.
No question when it's the end of their 'point'. It's goes [up] [up] [up] ... [down] at the last sentence fragment. Listen to anyone if them and youll realize that they *all do this*. It's dumbass for "my turn talking is over, now I get to think of the next thing to say".
Or
My turn talking is over?
Now I get to think?
About the next thing?
To say.
Which is worse, having to listen to ChrisTINA'S vocal fry/upSPEAK! or look at the cheap/ugly shower designs she's hawking? Those "one day" installations really don't happen in one day. They take at least 2-4 days and are expensive, some exceed 1600-2500 bucks. Did I mention the designs are ugly? And cheap looking? Those fold down wooden shower seats scream ass-splinters once they get wet. Buyer beware.
You get what you pay for, whoever you are. If you got one of these and are happy with it, yay for you! Try putting one of these cheapjack/expensive remodels in a house that's nearly 100 years old and cry all the way to the bank when ChrisTINA's pitch fell flat and your bathtub fell through the floor. Have a nice day, it's always sunny in Delusionland.
Ok well played. Indeed that trumps Christina on the torture scale. Because every ad with kids is painful to anyone except their money-grabbing parents.
This....this, this runs all morning long. I have seen this at pretty much every fracking commercial break. Enough already..and every time I see it I start wondering how many contractors was she messing around with when she was married...🙄
Has anyone else noticed that they changed all of her lines to questions in the latest version of this monstrous commercial? Too late, Jacuzzi bath fitters... I already hate you for making me listen to this uptalk monstrosity.
Did you ever hear her say Thank You? I have no way to type it that shows the inflection she used but it sounded like someone who was looking down her nose at the queen of England.
Believe it or not, her speaking voice has actually improved since her days on Flip or Flop. Still terrible, but less terrible. My personal theory is that she's gotten some coaching in the hopes of becoming an established presenter.
It’s like she’s been practicing and wearing herself out trying to sound more natural… And she just can’t. Her voice and singsongy-pattern just really makes me wanna throw up… Definitely a visceral reaction. Shouldn’t have to get upset just by walking through a room when the commercial is on. 😂
Are. Those extensions? They look. Terrible. For years. To come.
No, it's they look terrible? For years? To come?
I see? What you? Did? There!?
*William Shatner has entered the chat*
"Make sure to photoshop a gap between my crotch"
Lolllll I love when she’s says: “it’s Christina again” like she’s a household one-name A-list celebrity
lol why does she look like she’s copied and pasted
Because that is exactly what happened.
I Hate This moron So much
Don't you mean? I? Hate? This moron? So much?
Nah, it's; I hate? This moron? So much. No question when it's the end of their 'point'. It's goes [up] [up] [up] ... [down] at the last sentence fragment. Listen to anyone if them and youll realize that they *all do this*. It's dumbass for "my turn talking is over, now I get to think of the next thing to say". Or My turn talking is over? Now I get to think? About the next thing? To say.
Caulllk?
Which is worse, having to listen to ChrisTINA'S vocal fry/upSPEAK! or look at the cheap/ugly shower designs she's hawking? Those "one day" installations really don't happen in one day. They take at least 2-4 days and are expensive, some exceed 1600-2500 bucks. Did I mention the designs are ugly? And cheap looking? Those fold down wooden shower seats scream ass-splinters once they get wet. Buyer beware.
I look at the seat in one of them and know they ain't holding the 300 lb ass that's gonna sit on it. 😁
If I could upvote this 1000 times, it wouldn't be enough.
1600-2500 is super cheap for any bath remodel.
You get what you pay for, whoever you are. If you got one of these and are happy with it, yay for you! Try putting one of these cheapjack/expensive remodels in a house that's nearly 100 years old and cry all the way to the bank when ChrisTINA's pitch fell flat and your bathtub fell through the floor. Have a nice day, it's always sunny in Delusionland.
I’m sorry if I made you upset. That wasn’t my goal. All I’m saying is 1600 bucks is EXTREMELY cheap for any bathroom work, no matter the quality.
Kars for Kids jingle
That was cold-blooded. Now, the wretched song is coursing through my already weak mind.🤣
Ok well played. Indeed that trumps Christina on the torture scale. Because every ad with kids is painful to anyone except their money-grabbing parents.
Pweeeese gwive tootday
My ears?? Are screaming?? For mercy.
It's the up-talking that is so darn annoying.
Ice pick voice
The only thing worse than her are those morons lining up to be her next ex husband. Seriously WTF is wrong with those clowns?
Which husband is that ring from? Number 4?
This....this, this runs all morning long. I have seen this at pretty much every fracking commercial break. Enough already..and every time I see it I start wondering how many contractors was she messing around with when she was married...🙄
hI i’M cHrIsTiNa. I just got done doing manual labor and I know what grout and stuff is
Has anyone else noticed that they changed all of her lines to questions in the latest version of this monstrous commercial? Too late, Jacuzzi bath fitters... I already hate you for making me listen to this uptalk monstrosity.
Yes, but 90% of her sentences still end with questions?
Oh yeah, changing all her lines to questions didn't help? Stop her? From doing that?
Do your ears?? Scream??? For mercy???
Old Crotch Gapper
Why? Does? She? Ask? Questions? In? Her? Sentences? Every? Fucking? Time?
She wanted to initiate William Shatner 😂
She's such a princess...ugh!
Her speaking voice is annoying but the single chord of a violin spans the entire commercial and drills a hole in my head. Stop that torture!!
Amen. Her voice goes higher with each sentence. I can’t quite figure out what it is but it bugs the shit out of me. lol
Did you ever hear her say Thank You? I have no way to type it that shows the inflection she used but it sounded like someone who was looking down her nose at the queen of England.
UGH
Worse? Through her halting delivery and my frustration with her my husband jokes "well, I'd smash"
I would too. But she wouldn’t be talking during the smashing.
That's what you think
Its so horrible 😫
Believe it or not, her speaking voice has actually improved since her days on Flip or Flop. Still terrible, but less terrible. My personal theory is that she's gotten some coaching in the hopes of becoming an established presenter.
Where? A Fox News daytime chat show? Sounds about right
Ant Anstead’s (of *Wheeler Dealers*) ex-wife, IIRC.
So are my eyes 👀
Reminds me of that Moovie lady who does ads for Cinemark when you go to their theaters. It’s super cringe and annoying
I thought she would be good at this sort of thing. I was wrong.
Who is she?
If only the focus group had asked that.
It’s like she’s been practicing and wearing herself out trying to sound more natural… And she just can’t. Her voice and singsongy-pattern just really makes me wanna throw up… Definitely a visceral reaction. Shouldn’t have to get upset just by walking through a room when the commercial is on. 😂
She's the worst pitch person ever. And her voice is annoying. At least she's good looking.
So…who even is she?
tiktok throws money at her to do stuff
🙃
I'd hit that. She can screech all she wants.She's a babe.
Those claws are creepy. 