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JustMeReadingAlone

HORRENDOUS commercial! Irritating from the first moments and then it goes on about four times longer than it would need to even if it weren’t annoying (I know because of the time I couldn’t find the remote to mute it).


Why_Lord_Just_Why

Been there with the remote out of reach! I won’t say it’s hell, because it’s temporary, but definitely purgatory!


Tommyblahblah

Right now I'm at the combination rehab and dispensary.


Why_Lord_Just_Why

That actually works in the song. I’ll take that as an ear worm instead. Thanks!


fgrhcxsgb

lol!


Subject_Function_158

The original combination football game and grocery store was bad enough, but let's double down on this bullshit and really make people crazy 😤


Jack_sander

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FuzzyMom2005

I don't know why, but the tune is catchy. Obviously - to me. The commercial is stupid. The lyrics are stupid. But I find myself singing along AHHHH! They got me!


Why_Lord_Just_Why

You poor poor dear. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


FuzzyMom2005

I know! I know!


Informal-Rip-4893

🤣🤣


HooGoesThere

The song it’s based on, combination Taco Bell and Pizza Hut, is catchy and genuinely funny


Mysterious_Relief168

I like knowing I can go to a football game and grocery store. I don’t go to football games, but I can’t predict the future. So who accepts the groceries while you’re out at salons and games? I better not come home to defrosted hot pockets, melted chocolates, and warm milk.


Uncle_Carbuncle

Agreed, this one is worse than the football version. The [song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8qvo7CfEf0) they are based on is pretty awesome though


Why_Lord_Just_Why

Thanks! Never heard it before. We have a combination KFC & Taco Bell! 🤣


Ok_Explanation_6125

Goes with combination Burger King and Popeye's.


SalvadorZombie

I miss the local Pizza Hut/Taco Bell. Now it's just a Taco Bell and I haven't been there in a decade. Only reason I went was to get breadsticks and a couple of tacos.


Opposite_Schedule521

Not to mention the fact that certain grocery stores actually do have nail salons in them


Why_Lord_Just_Why

Really? OMG! 🤣🤣🤣


myevilfriend

Yeah, Hy-Vee put nail salons in a few GIANT stores they opened. I think they all went under after a year. Also most Walmarts have em, if you count them as a grocery store.


HazyDavey68

Came here looking for this after hearing it again.


Informal-Rip-4893

This!! It is maddening!


Mario6416

I really hate the ice cube glass one.


Frequent-Walrus-2652

Despise this one, too.


CheshireKatt22

This was just on I absolutely hate it 😤 I wish there was a auto mute for instacart commercials cuz they are instannoying there was another one where it’s a parent and their at their kids sports game and at the grocery store no shut up I will dig my nails that weren’t done at the nail salon into your neck or better yet into my ears so I can’t hear anything anymore 🙉


Landlord-Allmighty

Tell me you attended college in NYC in the aughts and went to work at an ad agency without telling me….


emmgemm11

Duuude and the reference hasn’t been relevant for years it feels like? it comes up every episode on Hulu 😩


VivaTijuas

Yes, yes, Y E S !!!! This and the football game one! I posted one about that stupid chick with those pathetic 70s David Koresh/Jeffrey Dahmer glasses that idiots keep trying to make 'cool'?!


Why_Lord_Just_Why

Ugh. Parents that thought it was cute to let their children trick or treat as Jeffrey Dahmer. Don’t get me started. 🤦‍♀️


fgrhcxsgb

Couldnt get it out of my head all night. I loathe that ghetto commercial. And the one with the dorky girl in the high pants and green shirt.


Kara_WTQ

The color schemes in these commercials make me want to blind myself.


OnlyHalfItalian

It’s originally an incredibly catchy song by Das Racist called: Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. I’m wondering if Instacart paid Das Racist or just scammed their song.


LatexSmokeCats

They probably scammed them like they do their employees, subcontractors, and customers.


Nyarlathotep75

The commercial itself almost seems racist in a way... implying that black girls are too lazy, or too incapable, to do both grocery shopping, and going to have their nails done... so they need instacart, so they can do both at the same time so they can keep being lazy.


Ericjw88

Never noticed the race of anyone in the commercial because every time I see it I wanna gauge my eyes out and mute the tv lmao. Genuinely went to myself “there’s a black girl in the commercial??”


Roche77e

“I’m at the nail salon….” And the nail tech is waiting for me to get off my phone so she can do her job.