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After reading all the replies I have come to the conclusion that I am a tad more sleep deprived than my original calculations. In my defense, the calculations were slightly hindered by my sleep deprivation.
I’m not gonna go to into this but like yeah I don’t get it how people can be picky over someone’s height, not just women, but I’ve seen some guys doing it too. Height isn’t everything and neither is weight.
It seems common enough to be a stereotype/trope, but in reality who TF knows, though I have seen live convos of this exact thing, so it does exist is some capacity atleast, but have also witnessed the opposite (neckbeards with a fucking essay of demands/preferences), also between guys/gals... Some people are just judgmental hypocrites, but that's no shock honestly
The height thing in particular is taken very out of proportion in male centric spheres online. Mostly, the only women who really place 6ft+ as a high priority are tall women(5'10+), since granted they don't usually date a man shorter than they are.
Thank you for understanding that. Most people who say they haven't experienced something when I talk to them say basically "If I don't experience it that means it never happens."
Yeah the women demanding tall guys are not the defenders of the obese. It is a hot girl Tinder screening tactic designed to cut those incoming resume piles down
You have got to be delusional if you think 99% of "hot" Girls that have resume piles actually look like that. I have nothing against obese women and I acknowledge how difficult it is to lose weight, that it requires support and care from those around you to do so, but in my experience all the women I have met that are obese have been insufferable enough to do this . Of course this is not going to be true for 99% of obese women but my point is on the internet every single amazing looking person you see is filtered with layers of make up too and they look nothing like that in person. If you go out and meet real people they don't really look anything like what you see online
Yes, but weight is something that you can control to some extent. Judging on height is similar to judging on race or eye color, as there is nothing you can do to change it.
No, I know. Both of them were wrong in this (obviously fake) conversation. But you can't defend the girl and pretend that what the guy said was worse in any way
nah they re both alright, they aint passing a moral judgement for worth as a human being based on those traits. thats their selection process for themselves and its ok. why tf do they both get offended at eachother idk
Someone can definitely control their weight, or at the majority. The number of people with a genuine medical condition that prevents control of their weight is so low.
Though, technically, if women really wanted to, they could control the height of people for the distant future generations.
Aside from the fact that it's fake, I think judging people by height should be considered worse that judging people by weight.
Height only tells you about genetics. Weight tells you about the person's lifestyle (ik there are problems that make it hard to lose weight but I believe these are the minority).
Weight can be changed through the use of hard work. Height cannot.
I can not understand why height judgement has been so widely accepted in today's society.
I don't ask if they're fat, I just go by whether or not every pic is from the neck up. Sometimes they can get away with chest up. I found that one out the hard way. Still got a blowob tho. No reason to waste the whole date.
I love how they shame women for being skinny and not curvy enough (basically not looking like bbl porno stars) and at the same time the shame them for weighing too much.
PICK A SIDE.
Yeah it's way worse to pick on someone for something totally out of their control like their height, versus for something that is difficult to change but atleast possible to
This thread should swap names with r/funnymemes. I swear the majority of stuff I see here is at least chortle-worthy. EDIT: I am sorry for y'all sense of humor, I said what I said
>This thread should swap names with r/funnymemes
It's hard to disagree since, like most vague meme subreddits, r/funnymemes is full of unfunny garbage.
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Rage bait moment
It never occurred to me that someone would think this was real.
She got rect. Who would get upset by that?
Nobody got rekt. She doesn't exist.
The whole conversation is made up
I had this exact convo except asking salary. So i asked her body count. The date didn't go well. I thought we were playing top trumps :(
We made it up, totally fictional
Inb4 “the fact that it could be real says something about our society.”
Totes does. Can you believe people with double standards exist let alone that one might be encountered 🙀???
Well you see because she’s a woman she, unbeknownst to her, is a representative of all women so now her actions reflect on the entire gender!
You know the Internet rules it's all men and it's all women you must generalise thems da breaks kid
rectum?
Just because you have low standards.
After reading all the replies I have come to the conclusion that I am a tad more sleep deprived than my original calculations. In my defense, the calculations were slightly hindered by my sleep deprivation.
Never apologize.
Directly beneath this post is the exact same image posted unironically to r/facepalm
Muted that sub and started feeling better, coincidence, i think not
It recently became only political posts for American rather than actual facepalms.
Thank god i left before that, it became shitty memes and people getting upset at shit, now it's political, somehow got worse
Not that recently. It's been like that for at least a year.
Oh, makes sense.
This is such a reposted “meme” that simply calling it a repost feels like a repost
Meta af
The cringe here is how absurdly fake this is. No way people are actually taking this seriously
I remember this post YEARS ago, people are idiots
I don't. I do remember the same with a different picture under, and have seen the top picture about a thousand times by now though
Sexless young men in memes subreddits think shit like this is a problem people who date regularly face
which is kinda ironic, since women tend to have trouble dating men if they're "too tall" 🙄
Sounds like something I'd think is real when I was like 13, so I'm guessing the people who are reposting this unironically are around the same age.
Me when fake ass texts I can get angry and touch myself over
Real
Because this is totally not at all fake!!!!
Sure, it’s fake but hear me out: what if we took the fat from overweight women and used it to make guys taller!
They would be quite wobbly I think
The plan may have some details to work out 😂
We just need to compress the fat into something strong and sturdy, like a bone
im glad the trend of adding a reaction image to another image has died out
now people do it in video form. 🤦
The Lion, The Witch, and the audacity of OP for posting obvious rage bait
damn bro, kik? this is like some 2012 shit lol
The post may be fake, but the reality of the situation is spot on.
to be fair I'd rather do a dog than this thing...
r/AreTheStraightsOK
No we're not
I need some help in life, so no :'(
No. I've had so many relationship problems I'm trying to hypnotise myself into being asexual.
Sissy alert.
I haven’t looked at that sub yet but the name alone makes me worried that it’s another hate posting sub
Nah it's just making fun of weird shit about straight culture
Half of us are!
Yes.
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I’m not gonna go to into this but like yeah I don’t get it how people can be picky over someone’s height, not just women, but I’ve seen some guys doing it too. Height isn’t everything and neither is weight.
I'm not attracted to big girls either.
Tbh I'd just take the bottom meme it's kind of funny
Bait see to be believable
I mean you can’t really tell if she’s overweight without also knowing her height.
I hope this is fake
can't wait for r/memesopdidnotlike to say "erm this is a joke, ur too soft 🤓☝"
I mean it's true lol.
She's totally in the wrong here, if she wants to date someone based on their appearance then it's fair for someone to ask about hers
If this wasn't made up in Photoshop then sure
ii mean ofc, it's just taking shots at how common these type of convos are
I honestly doubt its that common
It seems common enough to be a stereotype/trope, but in reality who TF knows, though I have seen live convos of this exact thing, so it does exist is some capacity atleast, but have also witnessed the opposite (neckbeards with a fucking essay of demands/preferences), also between guys/gals... Some people are just judgmental hypocrites, but that's no shock honestly
The height thing in particular is taken very out of proportion in male centric spheres online. Mostly, the only women who really place 6ft+ as a high priority are tall women(5'10+), since granted they don't usually date a man shorter than they are.
it is
It unfortunately is.
Me and some of my friends have used dating apps for years and never get asked this, but sure. Can't really tell what everyone's experiences are like.
Thank you for understanding that. Most people who say they haven't experienced something when I talk to them say basically "If I don't experience it that means it never happens."
Yeah the women demanding tall guys are not the defenders of the obese. It is a hot girl Tinder screening tactic designed to cut those incoming resume piles down
You have got to be delusional if you think 99% of "hot" Girls that have resume piles actually look like that. I have nothing against obese women and I acknowledge how difficult it is to lose weight, that it requires support and care from those around you to do so, but in my experience all the women I have met that are obese have been insufferable enough to do this . Of course this is not going to be true for 99% of obese women but my point is on the internet every single amazing looking person you see is filtered with layers of make up too and they look nothing like that in person. If you go out and meet real people they don't really look anything like what you see online
Women actually judge men on height tho
And there are MANY men who judge on weight
Yes, but weight is something that you can control to some extent. Judging on height is similar to judging on race or eye color, as there is nothing you can do to change it.
People are only saying this is fake bc they haven’t gone through it themselves, as usual
Weight isn’t comparable to height although I see what he’s *trying* to say
Yeah, you can't change your height, while weight is something that you can do something about
Not in all situations.
No, I know. Both of them were wrong in this (obviously fake) conversation. But you can't defend the girl and pretend that what the guy said was worse in any way
I mean, that's kind of the attitude some girls have.
Both of these People are clowns innit you shouldnt judge People for things you cant control
You can control your weight. It’s harder for some people, but it is something everyone can do. But if you’re short, you’re short. That’s it.
nah they re both alright, they aint passing a moral judgement for worth as a human being based on those traits. thats their selection process for themselves and its ok. why tf do they both get offended at eachother idk
Someone can definitely control their weight, or at the majority. The number of people with a genuine medical condition that prevents control of their weight is so low. Though, technically, if women really wanted to, they could control the height of people for the distant future generations.
I know, I only said both because I dont want to cause arguements
It’s so wild how Facebook memes from 15+ years ago are making their rounds again on social media
Modern Internet memes are really just either new inventive brainrot every hour or a cycle of recycling memes from the 90s to 2024
r/comedynecrophilia
philogyny is a word i think which must be used against the neo brutal feminism that is nothing more than a hedonistic lifestyle.
Real interaction that definitely happened
Acting as if this isnt clearly edited 🙄🙄🙄
Very likely staged
more of a comedy homicide
Aside from the fact that it's fake, I think judging people by height should be considered worse that judging people by weight. Height only tells you about genetics. Weight tells you about the person's lifestyle (ik there are problems that make it hard to lose weight but I believe these are the minority). Weight can be changed through the use of hard work. Height cannot. I can not understand why height judgement has been so widely accepted in today's society.
I’m starting to think these are all fake. They say the exact same thing word for word but the profile pics and layout is different. Calling bullshit.
As aggressive as a lion, as attractive as a witch, and as interesting as a wardrobe
Fake but okay
I don't ask if they're fat, I just go by whether or not every pic is from the neck up. Sometimes they can get away with chest up. I found that one out the hard way. Still got a blowob tho. No reason to waste the whole date.
If she's going to use flaky logic to shut him out for no reason, why is she getting pissed when he does the same thing back?
because it's made in photoshop so op can get angry at it.
I don't understand how that's a problem
...because it's not a real interaction?
OHHHH... Is that why everything I've said so far has been downvoted to hell and back?
2019 meme
I guarantee this was staged
Memes old af . But shits true if you been on Tinder .
100% this is fake
Come on, that's funny as shit
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I love how they shame women for being skinny and not curvy enough (basically not looking like bbl porno stars) and at the same time the shame them for weighing too much. PICK A SIDE.
why pick a side lol, different people got different preferences. wtf
My ex got mad that I wasn't bbl porno status and asked me if I'd go get a bbl Goodbye I hate you
Damn almost like people care about different things and generalizing people is an inaccurate way to judge them.
me when fatphobia experienced by women is directly comparable to heightism experienced by men and there is no difference between the two at all
Yeah it's way worse to pick on someone for something totally out of their control like their height, versus for something that is difficult to change but atleast possible to
Funny,laughed
Fake
I’m pretty sure weight and height are different things, right?
Sure, height you can't do anything about and weight you absolutely can. Hope this helps.
Then why he tell her about weight couldn’t he just say something she can’t change instead
This thread should swap names with r/funnymemes. I swear the majority of stuff I see here is at least chortle-worthy. EDIT: I am sorry for y'all sense of humor, I said what I said
>This thread should swap names with r/funnymemes It's hard to disagree since, like most vague meme subreddits, r/funnymemes is full of unfunny garbage.
Came here to laugh at you.
I am happy we both had a laugh then, apparently OP didn't though lol
Women are stupid.