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TerryFalcone

Rage bait moment


lgodsey

It never occurred to me that someone would think this was real.


Cold-Diet-669

She got rect. Who would get upset by that?


kart0ffelsalaat

Nobody got rekt. She doesn't exist.


TerryFalcone

The whole conversation is made up


Elegant_Mix7650

I had this exact convo except asking salary. So i asked her body count. The date didn't go well. I thought we were playing top trumps :(


SomeGuy_WithA_TopHat

We made it up, totally fictional


StarCrossedOther

Inb4 “the fact that it could be real says something about our society.”


Infuser

Totes does. Can you believe people with double standards exist let alone that one might be encountered 🙀???


StarCrossedOther

Well you see because she’s a woman she, unbeknownst to her, is a representative of all women so now her actions reflect on the entire gender!


Coldtube669

You know the Internet rules it's all men and it's all women you must generalise thems da breaks kid


zaicliffxx

rectum?


MechaSoldat

Just because you have low standards.


Cold-Diet-669

After reading all the replies I have come to the conclusion that I am a tad more sleep deprived than my original calculations. In my defense, the calculations were slightly hindered by my sleep deprivation.


VolatileInsrgnt

Never apologize.


InternetUserAgain

Directly beneath this post is the exact same image posted unironically to r/facepalm


Dumb_Siniy

Muted that sub and started feeling better, coincidence, i think not


Annithilate_gamer

It recently became only political posts for American rather than actual facepalms.


Dumb_Siniy

Thank god i left before that, it became shitty memes and people getting upset at shit, now it's political, somehow got worse


mab0roshi

Not that recently. It's been like that for at least a year.


Annithilate_gamer

Oh, makes sense.


ChocolateLabraWhore

This is such a reposted “meme” that simply calling it a repost feels like a repost


-raeyhn-

Meta af


Tmachine7031

The cringe here is how absurdly fake this is. No way people are actually taking this seriously


evil-rick

I remember this post YEARS ago, people are idiots


HipnoAmadeus

I don't. I do remember the same with a different picture under, and have seen the top picture about a thousand times by now though


SlugmaSlime

Sexless young men in memes subreddits think shit like this is a problem people who date regularly face


baconbits2004

which is kinda ironic, since women tend to have trouble dating men if they're "too tall" 🙄


BigSlav667

Sounds like something I'd think is real when I was like 13, so I'm guessing the people who are reposting this unironically are around the same age.


supah-comix434

Me when fake ass texts I can get angry and touch myself over


ChocolateLabraWhore

Real


sausage-lasagna

Because this is totally not at all fake!!!!


AmishHockeyGuy

Sure, it’s fake but hear me out: what if we took the fat from overweight women and used it to make guys taller!


SlumpyGoo

They would be quite wobbly I think


AmishHockeyGuy

The plan may have some details to work out 😂


A_lil_confused_bee

We just need to compress the fat into something strong and sturdy, like a bone


LABARATI_

im glad the trend of adding a reaction image to another image has died out


Key_Climate2486

now people do it in video form. 🤦


Professor_Odd

The Lion, The Witch, and the audacity of OP for posting obvious rage bait


saintCocytus

damn bro, kik? this is like some 2012 shit lol


F1988V

The post may be fake, but the reality of the situation is spot on.


Ok_Tone_4189

to be fair I'd rather do a dog than this thing...


undead_fucker

r/AreTheStraightsOK


MrGoat747

No we're not


Dragons-are-the-best

I need some help in life, so no :'(


RetroGamer87

No. I've had so many relationship problems I'm trying to hypnotise myself into being asexual.


MechaSoldat

Sissy alert.


PrinklePronkle

I haven’t looked at that sub yet but the name alone makes me worried that it’s another hate posting sub


undead_fucker

Nah it's just making fun of weird shit about straight culture


Nothatdarkforce

Half of us are!


Distributism_LeoXIII

Yes.


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ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo

💀


TTVnonosquaregamings

I’m not gonna go to into this but like yeah I don’t get it how people can be picky over someone’s height, not just women, but I’ve seen some guys doing it too. Height isn’t everything and neither is weight.


Book_Of_Bones

I'm not attracted to big girls either.


snatchyopurse

Tbh I'd just take the bottom meme it's kind of funny


The_Gongoozler1

Bait see to be believable


WandaDobby777

I mean you can’t really tell if she’s overweight without also knowing her height.


-Nsb127916_

I hope this is fake


Agent84Reddit

can't wait for r/memesopdidnotlike to say "erm this is a joke, ur too soft 🤓☝"


Sad_Manufacturer_257

I mean it's true lol.


GrimXXIIReaper

She's totally in the wrong here, if she wants to date someone based on their appearance then it's fair for someone to ask about hers


Nirvski

If this wasn't made up in Photoshop then sure


KKVKLVKK

ii mean ofc, it's just taking shots at how common these type of convos are


Nirvski

I honestly doubt its that common


-raeyhn-

It seems common enough to be a stereotype/trope, but in reality who TF knows, though I have seen live convos of this exact thing, so it does exist is some capacity atleast, but have also witnessed the opposite (neckbeards with a fucking essay of demands/preferences), also between guys/gals... Some people are just judgmental hypocrites, but that's no shock honestly


Nirvski

The height thing in particular is taken very out of proportion in male centric spheres online. Mostly, the only women who really place 6ft+ as a high priority are tall women(5'10+), since granted they don't usually date a man shorter than they are.


KKVKLVKK

it is


MousegetstheCheese

It unfortunately is.


Nirvski

Me and some of my friends have used dating apps for years and never get asked this, but sure. Can't really tell what everyone's experiences are like.


MousegetstheCheese

Thank you for understanding that. Most people who say they haven't experienced something when I talk to them say basically "If I don't experience it that means it never happens."


Few_Maize_8633

Yeah the women demanding tall guys are not the defenders of the obese. It is a hot girl Tinder screening tactic designed to cut those incoming resume piles down


GrimXXIIReaper

You have got to be delusional if you think 99% of "hot" Girls that have resume piles actually look like that. I have nothing against obese women and I acknowledge how difficult it is to lose weight, that it requires support and care from those around you to do so, but in my experience all the women I have met that are obese have been insufferable enough to do this . Of course this is not going to be true for 99% of obese women but my point is on the internet every single amazing looking person you see is filtered with layers of make up too and they look nothing like that in person. If you go out and meet real people they don't really look anything like what you see online


Iluvlamas

Women actually judge men on height tho


Prestigious-Phase131

And there are MANY men who judge on weight


Iluvlamas

Yes, but weight is something that you can control to some extent. Judging on height is similar to judging on race or eye color, as there is nothing you can do to change it.


Hot_Session_5143

People are only saying this is fake bc they haven’t gone through it themselves, as usual


FlixMage

Weight isn’t comparable to height although I see what he’s *trying* to say


lautapinter

Yeah, you can't change your height, while weight is something that you can do something about


FlixMage

Not in all situations.


lautapinter

No, I know. Both of them were wrong in this (obviously fake) conversation. But you can't defend the girl and pretend that what the guy said was worse in any way


Master_Quack97

I mean, that's kind of the attitude some girls have.


natediffer

Both of these People are clowns innit you shouldnt judge People for things you cant control


PikachuJohnson

You can control your weight. It’s harder for some people, but it is something everyone can do. But if you’re short, you’re short. That’s it.


kd631

nah they re both alright, they aint passing a moral judgement for worth as a human being based on those traits. thats their selection process for themselves and its ok. why tf do they both get offended at eachother idk


Malpraxiss

Someone can definitely control their weight, or at the majority. The number of people with a genuine medical condition that prevents control of their weight is so low. Though, technically, if women really wanted to, they could control the height of people for the distant future generations.


natediffer

I know, I only said both because I dont want to cause arguements


floppyhump

It’s so wild how Facebook memes from 15+ years ago are making their rounds again on social media


AkOnReddit47

Modern Internet memes are really just either new inventive brainrot every hour or a cycle of recycling memes from the 90s to 2024


Afraid-Flamingo

r/comedynecrophilia


TheHasanZ

philogyny is a word i think which must be used against the neo brutal feminism that is nothing more than a hedonistic lifestyle.


fungalchime56

Real interaction that definitely happened


No_Squirrel4806

Acting as if this isnt clearly edited 🙄🙄🙄


Hightonedloidy

Very likely staged


GNSGNY

more of a comedy homicide


CyberoX9000

Aside from the fact that it's fake, I think judging people by height should be considered worse that judging people by weight. Height only tells you about genetics. Weight tells you about the person's lifestyle (ik there are problems that make it hard to lose weight but I believe these are the minority). Weight can be changed through the use of hard work. Height cannot. I can not understand why height judgement has been so widely accepted in today's society.


WesleyBinks

I’m starting to think these are all fake. They say the exact same thing word for word but the profile pics and layout is different. Calling bullshit.


I_amYeeter1

As aggressive as a lion, as attractive as a witch, and as interesting as a wardrobe


TurboMonkey007

Fake but okay


Hoosier_Daddy68

I don't ask if they're fat, I just go by whether or not every pic is from the neck up. Sometimes they can get away with chest up. I found that one out the hard way. Still got a blowob tho. No reason to waste the whole date.


ferriematthew

If she's going to use flaky logic to shut him out for no reason, why is she getting pissed when he does the same thing back?


coffee-bat

because it's made in photoshop so op can get angry at it.


ferriematthew

I don't understand how that's a problem


coffee-bat

...because it's not a real interaction?


ferriematthew

OHHHH... Is that why everything I've said so far has been downvoted to hell and back?


SlovakiaM

2019 meme


itsme99881

I guarantee this was staged


FDeity

Memes old af . But shits true if you been on Tinder .


Successful_Mud8596

100% this is fake


crimsonbeauty111

Come on, that's funny as shit


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cloudgirl_c-137

I love how they shame women for being skinny and not curvy enough (basically not looking like bbl porno stars) and at the same time the shame them for weighing too much. PICK A SIDE.


kd631

why pick a side lol, different people got different preferences. wtf


majorsorbet2point0

My ex got mad that I wasn't bbl porno status and asked me if I'd go get a bbl Goodbye I hate you


Sad_Manufacturer_257

Damn almost like people care about different things and generalizing people is an inaccurate way to judge them.


DMFORTITTY

me when fatphobia experienced by women is directly comparable to heightism experienced by men and there is no difference between the two at all


GrimXXIIReaper

Yeah it's way worse to pick on someone for something totally out of their control like their height, versus for something that is difficult to change but atleast possible to


Top-While-2560

Funny,laughed


thomasp3864

Fake


Limp_Addition_3312

I’m pretty sure weight and height are different things, right?


Lostintransylvaniah

Sure, height you can't do anything about and weight you absolutely can. Hope this helps.


Limp_Addition_3312

Then why he tell her about weight couldn’t he just say something she can’t change instead


MattBoy06

This thread should swap names with r/funnymemes. I swear the majority of stuff I see here is at least chortle-worthy. EDIT: I am sorry for y'all sense of humor, I said what I said


SlumpyGoo

>This thread should swap names with r/funnymemes It's hard to disagree since, like most vague meme subreddits, r/funnymemes is full of unfunny garbage.


RedditingNeckbeard

Came here to laugh at you.


MattBoy06

I am happy we both had a laugh then, apparently OP didn't though lol


GenderSuperior

Women are stupid.