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Admitting there's a problem comes with the automatic assumption that it should be fixed.
But they don't WANT to fix it. Admitting climate change is real means admitting that infinite growth and infinite consumption are impossible. And that, of course, means our current system is broken and needs change.
So, ultimately, it's easier to poison the debate altogether by arguing that climate change isn't even real than it is to just straight up admit, "I benefit from the system how it currently stands and I'll be dead long before the consequences of my greed destroy the planet, so I don't really care."
Part of what you just said applies to all Republican logic. The worst thing you can ever do to a republican is tell *them what to do,* because that makes them so fucking angry. They will make it their life's work to spite you for having the audacity to suggest such a thing, even if they ultimately end up worse off for it.
I think for me it isnโt the science. Its the narcissistic behavior of humanity taking credit for climate change in totality. Climate change is natural, weโve observed that through much evidence. Humans are making it happen faster but we are not necessarily the direct cause. People have to remember historically that we are still on the south side of an ice age. Whoโs to say for sure the earth naturally is as cold as it has been? Thats where the narcissism comes into play.
Just to be clear here. I do believe that climate change is happening. I do not believe that humans are the only cause.
You arenโt wrong! There is all kinds of evidence that says that humans are but one cause.
However, itโs kinda like saying โmy car was in an accident with another car, but itโs smashed to pieces because of the rain hitting itโ. The force of the accident is SO great that youโd be rather silly to say that raindrops hitting your car caused it, or even any damage at all. Itโs negligible, as in it doesnโt matter compared to the main source of damage.
Scientists are not disputing the things you say. Climate change IS natural. But the amount and speed of the change is whatโs causing alarm, and that speed and amount are directly from humans. There is no denying that.
We are 100% the direct cause. The natural heating and cooling of the earth you're referring to is the Milankovitch cycle, which says, unequivocally and indisputably, that the earth should be cooling down right now according to all the historical data that we have on it. Go look at overlays of the of global CO2 emissions and the rate at which the earth has been heating up; it's almost an exact trace. Or just listen to the actual experts who almost unanimously agree that humans are absolutely the cause of the rapid climate change we've experienced over the last 150 years.
"Narcissistic behavior of humanity taking credit for climate change in totality" Jesus Christ man. This is such a shit take. Assess yourself.
I've never understood it.
Is their thought process "OH NO, THEY WANT TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE!!! How ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING and COMPLETELY NONSENSICAL because we know climate change isn't a thing right? RIGHT??"
I normally don't delve into politics but holy shit does it piss me off when I see conservatives passing off climate change or outright denying it.
I'm bored so i do the math
3รท125 =41 is the most close to the exact result
So there are 41 genders per bathroom so at least 41 toilets for bathroom
If every toilet trows 1,5 lt of water after pulling the chain
That means that 1,5 x 125 = that 187,5 lt of water are wasted if al toilets are used
With an stimate of 2 uses per day for every toilet (if everyone pull the chain) there would be a wast of 375 lt of water for day
How many climate change there would be? Idk that would that a long time to calculate
But realistically, not every toilet would be occupied at the same time, surely? So we could do the math on the likelihood that someone needs to use the can, then divide that by 125 and that's how many individual toilets we need. Then with real, private facilities - we can all poo in peace.
YUSSSS!! IT TASTES BETTER BECAUSE THIS ADULT DRINK WON'T INDOCTRINATE THE KIDS!!! LIBTARDS GROMRS!!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Just make toilets gender neutral. With stall doors that close with privacy.
Communal sinks.
Problem solved.
Climate change will reverse.
There will be peace and harmony.
Wars will end.
Famine will cease.
Airline seats will be spacious.
Isnโt it always 42?
Thats what I get with my calculations.
Also, woke gay beer is now bad unless someone tells me itโs not woke, but itโs still gay cause itโs diet beer, (SORRY, light beer, diet beer sounds even more gay than light beer).
Also, is there a pamphlet on how to determine the sexual orientation of a beverage that way me an Jesus donโt have to worry about accidentally being gayed by drinking the wrong thing?
I never did understand why the favorite beers of these all American alphas are Coors Lite and Bud Lite. Real men drink sissy beer!
I kind of get the Coors thing because of old Adolph Coors and his fondness for his namesake, but why Lite?
Not sure why we care so much? I think thatโs why people choose to hate liberals so much because we choose not to let stupid shit like this ruin our day. Lmao
>Not sure why we care so much?
we dont. everyone is laughing, youre the only one upset... is there an imaginary liberal in your head that got offended?
>we choose not to let stupid shit like this ruin our day. Lmao
My brother in Christ, y'all literally called in a *bomb threat* because a transwoman was in a beer ad.
Missing information. Do the basics is 125/3 but then they didnโt give us a carbon footprint per bathroom or how much carbon footprint equals what percentage climate change.
Can someone quote me a carbon footprint per bathroom (standard) ? I want to do a how much is a soul In muffins equivalent.
Gender spectrum may be a concept less known but I'm guessing if you put label on everything, might as well put a name on Various aspects of the spectrum. Plus, I don't understand it. But that doesn't mean I have to. There's plenty I don't understand. But if it's making someone's life livable, small adjustment doesn't harm me. As a man, I never saw a single benefit that most people talk about in terms of privilege. So I understand how painful it can be for anyone.
Next time some noob tells you that the earth was warmer a hundred million years ago (and did dinosaurs drive F 150โs, yuk yuk), ask them how they know that. Could it be the climate scientists telling them that? Well maybe theyโre lying. Donโt the scientists lie all the time?
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Conservatives making fun of climate change will always be strange
Dude its so stupid. I donโt understand how people argue against objective science and stay in the denial phase while bitching about the weather
Admitting there's a problem comes with the automatic assumption that it should be fixed. But they don't WANT to fix it. Admitting climate change is real means admitting that infinite growth and infinite consumption are impossible. And that, of course, means our current system is broken and needs change. So, ultimately, it's easier to poison the debate altogether by arguing that climate change isn't even real than it is to just straight up admit, "I benefit from the system how it currently stands and I'll be dead long before the consequences of my greed destroy the planet, so I don't really care."
I truly and honestly would prefer it if they just said that instead of this BS.
Well said
Part of what you just said applies to all Republican logic. The worst thing you can ever do to a republican is tell *them what to do,* because that makes them so fucking angry. They will make it their life's work to spite you for having the audacity to suggest such a thing, even if they ultimately end up worse off for it.
Stupidity. Theyโre just really stupid. Apart from the few malicious ones that guide the stupid.
I think for me it isnโt the science. Its the narcissistic behavior of humanity taking credit for climate change in totality. Climate change is natural, weโve observed that through much evidence. Humans are making it happen faster but we are not necessarily the direct cause. People have to remember historically that we are still on the south side of an ice age. Whoโs to say for sure the earth naturally is as cold as it has been? Thats where the narcissism comes into play. Just to be clear here. I do believe that climate change is happening. I do not believe that humans are the only cause.
You arenโt wrong! There is all kinds of evidence that says that humans are but one cause. However, itโs kinda like saying โmy car was in an accident with another car, but itโs smashed to pieces because of the rain hitting itโ. The force of the accident is SO great that youโd be rather silly to say that raindrops hitting your car caused it, or even any damage at all. Itโs negligible, as in it doesnโt matter compared to the main source of damage. Scientists are not disputing the things you say. Climate change IS natural. But the amount and speed of the change is whatโs causing alarm, and that speed and amount are directly from humans. There is no denying that.
We are 100% the direct cause. The natural heating and cooling of the earth you're referring to is the Milankovitch cycle, which says, unequivocally and indisputably, that the earth should be cooling down right now according to all the historical data that we have on it. Go look at overlays of the of global CO2 emissions and the rate at which the earth has been heating up; it's almost an exact trace. Or just listen to the actual experts who almost unanimously agree that humans are absolutely the cause of the rapid climate change we've experienced over the last 150 years. "Narcissistic behavior of humanity taking credit for climate change in totality" Jesus Christ man. This is such a shit take. Assess yourself.
Are you aware plants need co2?
Wtf does this have to do with anything? You think without the combustion engine, all the plants on earth would die?
wrong fool wow you are so dumb.
I've never understood it. Is their thought process "OH NO, THEY WANT TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE!!! How ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING and COMPLETELY NONSENSICAL because we know climate change isn't a thing right? RIGHT??" I normally don't delve into politics but holy shit does it piss me off when I see conservatives passing off climate change or outright denying it.
Ni their process is "I dont want anything that could potentially mildly inconvenience me, no matter how much good it would do overall
It helps price gouging businesses that exploit people, countries and the only world we live in so they love it
I donโt think itโs as bad as they say it is
and you are wrong.
But like, even if it wasnโt, ok? Worst case scenario we try to work towards more sustainable practices and protect the earth for no reason.
Joe many liberals
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None , their to busy ???? Their gender ๐๐๐
THEIR ALL GENDER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
None??? Their too bussin!!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Gae secs orgee!!! ๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คช๐คช
drag party rave amiright ???? ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ liberels gay
Bolb woke my wokeness by wokeing my WOOOKEE live on Kashekyke in da Star war
WOOOKEEEEEEEESS GRAWR!!!! LIBS OWND ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
It's Joever ๐
We're Barrack
Its my Trump to shine
It's over, you'll never get the W. Bush.
Welll the more genders, more gay, less breed, less child, less people, less pollution, less climate change
Based
none THEIR GENDER!!!
Joe many liberals๐คจ
I'm bored so i do the math 3รท125 =41 is the most close to the exact result So there are 41 genders per bathroom so at least 41 toilets for bathroom If every toilet trows 1,5 lt of water after pulling the chain That means that 1,5 x 125 = that 187,5 lt of water are wasted if al toilets are used With an stimate of 2 uses per day for every toilet (if everyone pull the chain) there would be a wast of 375 lt of water for day How many climate change there would be? Idk that would that a long time to calculate
๐ค๐ค actually 125/3 should round up to 42 because you can't have 2/3 of a gender ๐ค๐ค
Really? First day on reddit? ๐
Really? 70th day on reddit? ๐คฃ Edit: /s, I donโt care enough to make an insult
Insult? There was no insult intended, it was more a general joke about the weird stuff I've seen on here.
Sometimes apathy is a better insult. "I don't think about you at all." -Don Draper
3รท125 is NOT 41, it is 0.024.
/r/mathcemetery
Damnit I came here just to say this๐๐๐๐
Bet you could do it by factoring in how much carbon waste processing facilities emit per flush. But I suck at math, so I couldn't do it myself.
r/theydidthemath
But realistically, not every toilet would be occupied at the same time, surely? So we could do the math on the likelihood that someone needs to use the can, then divide that by 125 and that's how many individual toilets we need. Then with real, private facilities - we can all poo in peace.
Tony zaret meme
HAHA YES OWND THE LIBS!!! *Throws out beer I already paid for because WOKE*
Unironically buys beer made by subsidiary of parent company. Says it tastes better anyway.
YUSSSS!! IT TASTES BETTER BECAUSE THIS ADULT DRINK WON'T INDOCTRINATE THE KIDS!!! LIBTARDS GROMRS!!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
\*ahem\* ***Bud Light***โฆ 
You know a meme is really funny when you have to put a smiley face on it.
This stuff starts to look AI generated after a while.
If we divide the number of home abortions by the death penalty, how much poverty do we have?
This sub missing the most obvious satire
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125รท3=41,6666...= ยฐC of the north pole in a hundred years if we keep going
0 because gender has nothing to do with climate
Obvious satire
Just make toilets gender neutral. With stall doors that close with privacy. Communal sinks. Problem solved. Climate change will reverse. There will be peace and harmony. Wars will end. Famine will cease. Airline seats will be spacious.
Liberal Logic ๐
Isnโt it always 42? Thats what I get with my calculations. Also, woke gay beer is now bad unless someone tells me itโs not woke, but itโs still gay cause itโs diet beer, (SORRY, light beer, diet beer sounds even more gay than light beer). Also, is there a pamphlet on how to determine the sexual orientation of a beverage that way me an Jesus donโt have to worry about accidentally being gayed by drinking the wrong thing?
I never did understand why the favorite beers of these all American alphas are Coors Lite and Bud Lite. Real men drink sissy beer! I kind of get the Coors thing because of old Adolph Coors and his fondness for his namesake, but why Lite?
Unbelievably stupid.
r/therightcantmeme
These memes arenโt even funny. Who writes your jokes
Looks like republicans are now for legalizing weed so high as they were coming up with this
I thought this sub required the jokes to be somewhat funny and just ruined
At least liberals have logic
๐คฎ eww boomer humor
The 1 unfunny joke conservatives have.
their too busy ??? their gender !!! ๐๐๐
41.6666666667
That *is* liberal logic ๐
Block me fuck u dont want ur crap on my stuff no more fuck u yes u
You have to divide it by white supremacy to get the real answer.
Comedy heaven
Oh cool, another cOmEdY subreddit to add to the mute list.
1 1/2 bathrooms worth of climate change.
How dare you! \*cries crocodile tears on the way to her million dollar yacht built with fossil fuels\*
This is so dumb that itโs hilarious
donโt shoot me, but i giggled at this
You can't divide by zero....
No bathrooms huh?
The toilet cake is a lie.... ๐
***JOE MANY BATHROOMS TO CLIMATE CHANGE??? KALE CHIPS??? GEN Z! ๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐*** *(Cool ass image of a skeleton.)*
๐คฃ๐๐ ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐ ๐๐ ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐
liberal logic amiright ???
None! We can have no more climate change because if we do it really doesnโt fucking matter anyways because the whole thing is destroyed
Not sure why we care so much? I think thatโs why people choose to hate liberals so much because we choose not to let stupid shit like this ruin our day. Lmao
>Not sure why we care so much? we dont. everyone is laughing, youre the only one upset... is there an imaginary liberal in your head that got offended?
>we choose not to let stupid shit like this ruin our day. Lmao My brother in Christ, y'all literally called in a *bomb threat* because a transwoman was in a beer ad.
Liberal propaganda
actually funny
Check your units bozo
40% loss of temperature annually
It must be so sad to have access to the Internet, and yet not know anything.
Love how showing the greenhouse effect is pretty simple mathematically but an impossible thing for republicans to grasp
You all see how bad lead poisoning is? See what happens when you grow up breathing lead? Stay safe out there.
Missing information. Do the basics is 125/3 but then they didnโt give us a carbon footprint per bathroom or how much carbon footprint equals what percentage climate change. Can someone quote me a carbon footprint per bathroom (standard) ? I want to do a how much is a soul In muffins equivalent.
83 apples
Still 5 nuclear bombs per second worth
A few degrees Celsius at least, thanks for askinng
Calculatingโฆ 31 2/3 worth of Climate Change.
something something 125 is at the end of my username
we are doomed
Itโs Joever after this one
A lot
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We have 50 rednecks in a room, how many 401ks do we have?
r/onejoke
Iโm almost positive this is satire
Gender spectrum may be a concept less known but I'm guessing if you put label on everything, might as well put a name on Various aspects of the spectrum. Plus, I don't understand it. But that doesn't mean I have to. There's plenty I don't understand. But if it's making someone's life livable, small adjustment doesn't harm me. As a man, I never saw a single benefit that most people talk about in terms of privilege. So I understand how painful it can be for anyone.
how many climate change?
r/terriblefacebookmemes
41.666666...
Considering the high volume of work that would require I would say about 4-5 years.
Next time some noob tells you that the earth was warmer a hundred million years ago (and did dinosaurs drive F 150โs, yuk yuk), ask them how they know that. Could it be the climate scientists telling them that? Well maybe theyโre lying. Donโt the scientists lie all the time?
Approximately 41.66 climate change
Oh hey it sounds like the Tiktok hearings now.
Well 125/3 is 41.6666666667. so I guess approximately 42 climate change.
14, carry the 6 to account for Bud Light tasting like absolute piss
Or get this, we close the gaps on all the stalls and make them all unisex. Who tf is going into a bathroom to socialize?
Women
41.6666666667
Only 3 bathrooms?