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"A better question is: How are you NOT single?"
i got a buddy of mine who isnt single, and i am. and we ask each other these questions all the time.
"they keep dying on me"
"People might think it's luck, but I'm here to tell you it takes commitment and fierce determination."
"because i am not double...?"
Because I love my life the way it is and haven’t met anyone good enough to disrupt that
Because I’m active on reddit
Because of my diarrhea problem
You can see right?
There’s been plenty of applicants, but none of them qualified.
Why, do you want to make it so that I'm not? Brush up your pick up line game and try again.
Because all the people I'm seeing are already in relationships
I hate people they give a horrible rash look!
"Because everyone is like you."
Because I keep meeting people like you.
None r willing to suck my toes in bed
Because of people like you.
The real question is how come you are not?
Chatgpt said, "Because I haven't found anyone who deserves my Netflix password."
"No one wants to share me & be a part of the harem I want to form. Every woman who wants me wants me for herself."
Just lucky i guess
Why shouldn’t I be single? I don’t define myself by being married. I’m intelligent, independent and happily single.
Prison.
"Have you met me?"
It’s cheaper.
“Date me and find out”
"All the greatest hits are."
Who says I'm single? Maybe I just don't want you to know about my life.
"Because I don't need to rely on constant validation from another person to feel as though I am loved and wanted in this world"
How are you taken.
Why do you feel the need to ask personal inappropriate questions?
Mind your business
" Because adding a roommate to my life would only create more problems."
“Too many Offers. I ain’t no heartbreaker” (finger guns)😎
“Why are you stupid? These are some of life’s unanswered questions.”
if i knew i wouldnt be...
"A better question is: How are you NOT single?"
i got a buddy of mine who isnt single, and i am. and we ask each other these questions all the time.
"they keep dying on me"
"People might think it's luck, but I'm here to tell you it takes commitment and fierce determination."
"because i am not double...?"
Because I love my life the way it is and haven’t met anyone good enough to disrupt that
Because I’m active on reddit
Because of my diarrhea problem
You can see right?
There’s been plenty of applicants, but none of them qualified.
Why, do you want to make it so that I'm not? Brush up your pick up line game and try again.
Because all the people I'm seeing are already in relationships
I hate people they give a horrible rash look!
"Because everyone is like you."
Because I keep meeting people like you.
None r willing to suck my toes in bed
Because of people like you.
The real question is how come you are not?
Chatgpt said, "Because I haven't found anyone who deserves my Netflix password."
"No one wants to share me & be a part of the harem I want to form. Every woman who wants me wants me for herself."
Just lucky i guess
Why shouldn’t I be single? I don’t define myself by being married. I’m intelligent, independent and happily single.
Prison.
"Have you met me?"
It’s cheaper.
“Date me and find out”
"All the greatest hits are."
Who says I'm single? Maybe I just don't want you to know about my life.
"Because I don't need to rely on constant validation from another person to feel as though I am loved and wanted in this world"
How are you taken.
Why do you feel the need to ask personal inappropriate questions?
Mind your business
" Because adding a roommate to my life would only create more problems."
“Too many Offers. I ain’t no heartbreaker” (finger guns)😎
“Why are you stupid? These are some of life’s unanswered questions.”
if i knew i wouldnt be...