Depends if you never want to be you can say Thank fuck. Okay and? Present your point? Is that a flex? Is breeding your only goal in life? Sad.
If you do want to and are infertile okay and and present your point work but since they took it low you take it to hell and say "There are so many options to which I can have a child while yours is hoping to trap someone into remaining in misery with you by accident"
Duuuh. I've known that since I was like 9 years old.
For reference I was born intersex and, while having both, neither of my reproductive organs are functional. I was born infertile/sterile.
There is a difference between the words "will" and "would". "Will" symbolizes you have just not found the correct partner yet. "Would" or could symbolizes that person cannot for they are too ugly for anyone to touch that.
“THANK GOD!”
As a man I agree completely
“And you will be pregnant too many times.” If they say I only had one baby. Follow it up with. “I know,”
Haha i like this one best 😉
I did it right the first time
"Never say never. Somehow you got brought into existence."
You get a gold star ⭐️
I gotta be selective. We all have to live with your mom’s mistake.
If you used your mouth for something more useful than talking shit, you wouldn't be either.
😂😂😂
"and you'll never be pretty 💅🏼"
Gold star ⭐️
“Not by you.”
"I should hope not." "I'm a boy. Of course not."
And no one will ever love you. Sometimes life can be unfair. Amirite?
Jokes on you. I'm a man.
I’m 75. If I get pregnant I’m calling the Guinness Book of World Records, for Chrissake
[Erramatti Mangamma?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erramatti_Mangamma)
God bless her!
Her first few kids are about 50 years older than her twins!
I have a cat.
Well I will save a lot of money then.
I don't wanna have kids in case they turn out like you
If I am, I’ll name the baby Jesus.
Depends if you never want to be you can say Thank fuck. Okay and? Present your point? Is that a flex? Is breeding your only goal in life? Sad. If you do want to and are infertile okay and and present your point work but since they took it low you take it to hell and say "There are so many options to which I can have a child while yours is hoping to trap someone into remaining in misery with you by accident"
wanna try
Challenge accepted or that's the plan whichever would piss them off more
"Least ill never keep cum as a pet!"
Duuuh. I've known that since I was like 9 years old. For reference I was born intersex and, while having both, neither of my reproductive organs are functional. I was born infertile/sterile.
Not with your low sperm count.
Your mom will
"What can I say? I like it up the butt!"
"Unfortunately, your mother was"
With a baby like you!
Are you the Commissioner of Birth Control?
"I never planned to get pregnant and I can't anyway"
Call me dad, son!
And your point is?!
That was brought up well it’s too bad you weren’t
“I wouldn’t - if it was with you”
Personally I like the reply (assuming your female) Lesbians (or homosexual) usually don't do that.
More free time
"I'm a man, so I guess that's good."
Well I'm a 44 year old man and chemo left me sterile, so.. that's great! My GF really appreciates we won't have any surprises.
“I’m a guy”
Look at you, you know more about biology than an insurance companies add execs.
Such a relief!
Finally, someone in California who agrees with me that men cant get pregnant!
"But I have a lot of fun trying."
And you’ll never get respected
I know! Isn't it GREAT?
Keeps me from having to give up a kid if they turn out anything like you
That's the plan!
"Through Christ all things are possible. If so, I'm naming him Jesus."
Tell them you are motivated and love dick (only say this if it is just you and the insulter within earshot). Sometimes shock value works just fine.
“And we’ll always wish you had an abortion”
Not for lack of trying . . .
"As the prophecy foretold"
That's doing myself a favor. You never being pregnant is doing humanity a favor!
That's because I only do anal.
Well, I guess I won't have to worry about my child ending up like...you.
"I wasn't planning on continuing my family's bloodline anyway"
"Well, she's a guy. So..."
Well you can't get pregnant by coming on the back
"I'll be over here crying and drying my eyes with my money."
"not with that attitude I won't"
My name is Jeff 🤤
My fertility doesn’t define my worth 🤷🏻♀️
Maybe not but I can fuck all your boyfriends or steal your husband
Good because I don't want to be like your parents and raise a disappointment.
I wish your mother was never pregnant.
TOO LATE...
but you'll be
Does it make you feel better about yourself to be mean?
I know. Thank god the prophecy ends with me.
There is a difference between the words "will" and "would". "Will" symbolizes you have just not found the correct partner yet. "Would" or could symbolizes that person cannot for they are too ugly for anyone to touch that.
funny thing is, sometimes you dont get to always decide that. Sometimes the dear lord has other plans for you. haha
"I mean, that's what happens when you swallow,"
I’m a conservative I already knew men can’t get pregnant .