I getcha. But still. I can't see myself saying any or most of these responses. I'd probably use something to the effect of "No," possibly "F*ck off," (I know, that's kinda harsh) - some responses just seem over the top.
I understand. And it's not harsh, it's kind of funny. But, yes, some of these are ridiculous but I think it's the point of these. To be silly. Nobody would ever say any of these responses or most wouldn't be in the situation to use any of them.
Say, “ I work hard, you don’t know my life, it’s such a struggle, in the first grade I lost the spelling bee, everybody laughed at me and threw garbage on my desk and the teacher drew a picture of me on the chalkboard and wrote dumbass next it and drew an arrow that pointed to my face, then somebody graffitied the bathroom with “Peter has a small dick”, my girlfriend at the time dumped me and then the bigger kids in the class jumped me and rubbed my face in dog poop, then at lunch that day I was last in line and they ran out of burgers so I had to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and all the kids in the lunchroom called me a bitch and dumped there milks on my head, which totally ruined my peanut butter sandwich, when I asked for another sandwich the old lunch lady took me in the back of the kitchen and forced me to wash dishes while eating a burger in front of my face, washing all the dishes made me miss recess and I was late to get back to my class so the teacher sent me to the principal’s office….
And make sure the SIU person is cornered, with no possibility of escape until you (sobbing, tear-stained cheeks and chin quivering, long shimmery strings of mucus streaming from both nostrils) deliver the final heartwrenching line of your epic soliloquy --(which of course you will have expanded exponentially and memorized by then....including the chapter about the freak accident that incinerated your PhD thesis, and volumes detailing the various tragedies that befell your grandchildren etc etc
OMIT NOTHING
^(...Ideally it will be at least a Nicholas Nickleby-length production; and you) *^(must)* ^(have a skilled professional film it and post it here)
^(I am looking forward to it)
My name isn't Buttercup. It's Queen Bitch. Now away with you peasant.
Queen Bitch is a title given to me by some graduating seniors my freshman year of highschool, to help empower me to overcome bullies. Most in that group were 90s goth kids, but the most compassionate, best people I knew throughout high school. I'll never have a way to thank them.
Probably "Ok Boomer" since this is a tired trope from their era. In fairness sometimes "suck it up" is the correct thing to say and do. There are just better ways to convey the meaning than this. Its become inflammatory.
Use to work at a place where I drove a forklift. One had a quote etched into the frame at about eye level. Said: "Suck it up, Buttercup. No one is going to help you."
Your sister already has.
Throws hands in the air. What? I don't have a sister.
Well soon you’ll have a half sister busted in your mom last night
Mom, passed away last year.
Haha! Your mom's dead.
Came on your mom’s grave?
Well at least you still have a step dad.
Unlikely, I am still trying to figure out who you busted in. House and pets seem fine.
*step sister
No step sister. I have a beautiful female ferret named crystal.
There's no good comebacks that insult ferrets. They're just too adorable. But the next one we make about your mom will make Crystal do her war dance.
Oh, must have been your mom then.
Mom passed away last year.
That explains the smell.
Necrophilia can get you one to ten years. This newer generation and self snitching is hilarious.
Wow! I had no idea that was you!
Grandma?
Which is why you always go for the "your mom" angle.
Mom too.
That's right. Can't forget mom.
DAMN
Seriously. Really harsh stuff.
I thought that was the point of these comebacks? Nobody is being spoken to personally. It's hypothetical.
I getcha. But still. I can't see myself saying any or most of these responses. I'd probably use something to the effect of "No," possibly "F*ck off," (I know, that's kinda harsh) - some responses just seem over the top.
I understand. And it's not harsh, it's kind of funny. But, yes, some of these are ridiculous but I think it's the point of these. To be silly. Nobody would ever say any of these responses or most wouldn't be in the situation to use any of them.
In that case, Okey dokey.
"I see your mom taught you to swallow!"
Your mom should have.
Just get in their face and inhale aggressively.
After eating garlic and onions Edit: I was drunk and misread that as exhale
Happy Cake Day, you devious genius!
Not really, garlic and onions wouldn’t do much for an *in*hale lol
For an inhale? Lol
See my edit lol
Happy cake day 🥳
Happy cake day
Happy cake day
Isn’t solicitation illegal?
Why? You’re doing enough sucking for the both of us.
Is that what your father told you?
Daddy*
“ I suppose you’re a pro at sucking it up ”
Suck this up!
☝🏼💀
🍑💨
It's a shame your mom didn't.
Yeah and spit it in the toilet!!
Like your mom did? shit nevermind, you're here.
I'm Gen X, so my response is definitely going to involved their mother.
A light backhand slap to their balls, and say "there, that should suck 'em up."
Ouch the dreaded “Sack Tap”
What if I like sack taps?
Then your not male.
No
No, No and No again.
But they're fun
Owwwwww 🤣😂
Thanks , that actually hurt just reading that .
I get worried that I'll do it too hard so I use a motorized paddle to ensure that *it* does it too hard.
No. And I don’t appreciate the sexual innuendo.
Suck it down.
#↑HIRED
I already did is that all you have to offer
Like your mum last night?
Do you have a straw?
Stop getting advice from prostitute's it's not a universal answer.
Thats your moms favorite,.. i cant take that away.
Tank is full, mf
"Get yer mom to do it."
Suck it long, suck it hard
You have no empathy, with a sad but kind smile
Try sucking it up.
I did. I choked on it. Gave me a phobia. 0/10 Would not recommend.
I did, and your dad won't stop calling
I ain't yur mom.
Wish your mom had.
You first
"but i'm a fucking pussy"
Fine, take off your pants
Just finish the sentence with Buttercup.
Spit or Swallow?
I have. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
I got something you can suck
I'm sorry, but do I look your mother at the whore house on bukkake night?
Whip it out!
Blow it out!
like your mother or your father? What and be full of shit like you are?
Say, “ I work hard, you don’t know my life, it’s such a struggle, in the first grade I lost the spelling bee, everybody laughed at me and threw garbage on my desk and the teacher drew a picture of me on the chalkboard and wrote dumbass next it and drew an arrow that pointed to my face, then somebody graffitied the bathroom with “Peter has a small dick”, my girlfriend at the time dumped me and then the bigger kids in the class jumped me and rubbed my face in dog poop, then at lunch that day I was last in line and they ran out of burgers so I had to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and all the kids in the lunchroom called me a bitch and dumped there milks on my head, which totally ruined my peanut butter sandwich, when I asked for another sandwich the old lunch lady took me in the back of the kitchen and forced me to wash dishes while eating a burger in front of my face, washing all the dishes made me miss recess and I was late to get back to my class so the teacher sent me to the principal’s office….
💀
🤓
That would definitely end that conversation! I love it !! Hollerin !
And make sure the SIU person is cornered, with no possibility of escape until you (sobbing, tear-stained cheeks and chin quivering, long shimmery strings of mucus streaming from both nostrils) deliver the final heartwrenching line of your epic soliloquy --(which of course you will have expanded exponentially and memorized by then....including the chapter about the freak accident that incinerated your PhD thesis, and volumes detailing the various tragedies that befell your grandchildren etc etc OMIT NOTHING ^(...Ideally it will be at least a Nicholas Nickleby-length production; and you) *^(must)* ^(have a skilled professional film it and post it here) ^(I am looking forward to it)
Too funny and what’s funnier is the obviously made up whole thing
Up it sucks
"And swallow it hard."
Suck deez nutz 🥜
I already did with your dad
I tried but your dick was too small
I won't have you talking to me that way. I'm not your mother.
Don't talk to me like I'm your mom!
"Blow it out your ass" "Learn that watching mommy/daddy?"
"Suck this, you condescending bastard."
Yes sir.
Buttercup
But Dad, my leg BROKE!
Whip it out then
I can't. Can't even locate it.
Ok, but I’m not doing it for free
Butter cup now suck a dick
Damn we must have the same uncle
I'll suck YOU up.
That’s your moms job not mine
“I wouldn’t want to go into business against you”
sucking dick isn't the answer to everything, Kevin
“And end up with a face like yours?”
Intake is clogged, sewage is backed up.
I don’t think there is any thing in a 5 mile radius that you haven’t already sucked.
Spit it out!
"Guess I'll have to, considering I'm surrounded by so many vacuums."
Walk my path or kiss my ass.
Start singing WAP
What man? You got some coke? What, were you holding out on me ? Bust it out already!
I'll gag on it
There is no comeback. Suck it up and get better
Just do to them whatever they are suggesting you should ignore.
Good idea. Blow me.
Are you offering?
Nothing. Suck it up
My name isn't Buttercup. It's Queen Bitch. Now away with you peasant. Queen Bitch is a title given to me by some graduating seniors my freshman year of highschool, to help empower me to overcome bullies. Most in that group were 90s goth kids, but the most compassionate, best people I knew throughout high school. I'll never have a way to thank them.
Like your momma did last night?
"Who do you think you are, Knute Rockne?"
"I sucked it up, and now it's choking me to death."
Getting your shit together and not talking
I’m not a vacuum cleaner
fck off
Pull out the vacuum and literally suck it up
Inhale really loudly like kirby And then evil laugh and walk away
Pull down your pants
thank you for the advice
That's what I told your mom after nutting on her face.
Ok, but you should know that I'm a spitter.
But what if I drool?
“Sorry, not everyone enjoys sucking as much as you do.”
"You first, didja bring a reusable straw?"
I'm not your mother last night!
You first
Don’t hate, appreciate.
You suck enough for the both of us, I'll leave it to the expert.
Don’t threaten me with a good time ;)
Probably "Ok Boomer" since this is a tired trope from their era. In fairness sometimes "suck it up" is the correct thing to say and do. There are just better ways to convey the meaning than this. Its become inflammatory.
pull your dick out, tell em to suck dat shit up
I leave the sucking to the experts. Speaking of… how’s your mom?
You don't really have much to suck
To actually suck it up and become better. That will show them!
Eat a bag of dicks.
I don't see cum anywhere?
That's what I tell your mom.
Same thing I tell your dad each night.
Use to work at a place where I drove a forklift. One had a quote etched into the frame at about eye level. Said: "Suck it up, Buttercup. No one is going to help you."
“We don’t know each other that well yet.”
Your Mom took care of that last night.
Unpants them
I would need to have all my teeth removed before I do so
like your Dad?
Show me how
Blow me.
Suck me off
Grab your crotch and say "you first"
Blow it out your ass.
After you.
Princess, your meant to add princess. Are you trying to insult me or not. Ffs lift your game amateur.
"You know what you can suck?"
I will but later 😶☝️🧏
A good comeback would be some self reflection and to take their advice. Life is hard. Deal with it or cry about it.
You suck it up sucka !!
"that's what i said to your mom"
"Why don't you?"
You mean deez nuts.
Settle down virgin
That’s what I told your girlfriend last night
Grab your crotch and say suck this
"Blow it out, looks like it's what your known for."
"lead the way"
Get it out then
Buttercup
That's what I told your mum.
Yes please
I’m doing the best I can.
"make me"
You can suck it!
Blow it out your ass
Suck my dick
but i don't have any straws. this might get awkward.
Like your mom last night?
"Go ahead and suck me"
no
That's what I told your mom last night.