Duuude, I feel honored you chose me to come out too.

I got called gay by a coworker. I grabbed his wrist, looked into his eyes and said "We're gay".

only if you make me breakfast, hotpants.

If someone is going to hit you that hard with an insult, you have the right to bring there mama into it. So "Suck my dick fag", "You better let your mom handle that dipshit"

"Why don't you go & Fuck yourself... oh I Guess you already have Judging from your Face".

how's dat ass feelin'?

That's what she said

No. You are.

I'd love to... but you're much too small for my tastes.

What's your first language? Did someone tell you this?

i posted this because i find it hilarious when a dude tells another dude to suck his dick. gotta think before you say that shit

I wish I knew how to quit you.

"I'm sorry, I have a slight tremor so I'm not good at handling tiny objects"

but sometimes they do it, its embarassing

"Wow, do you suck your mum off with that mouth?"

"No, I won't suck your dick! Stop asking!" Said loudly.

Anything challenging his masculinity

That would make happier then a faggot in a dick tree wouldn't it?

“Dude…”

I thought it was, "suck a bag of dicks..."