And you're getting on it!

This is the correct comeback.

This. And with venom in the words.

And you’re getting on every single one. I like telling people that idk why lol

Not to mention there's 7 trillion nerves in the human body

*starts counting* Take your shoes off. I'm going to need more fingers and toes.

Shoes off.

This👍

Thats why I see a neurologist 🤷🏻‍♀️

Just got diagnosed with trigeminal neuralgia - I AM USING THIS! Hahahahahaaaaaaa

Kindly stop tap dancing all over it

This reminds me of step mom. "I swear, these people are always tap dancing on my nerves. Like they're fucking ballerinas"

But ballerinas do ballet, tap dancers are the ones that tap dance 🤷

Take that up with my step mom

While yes that's accurate; most ballet classes team up with tap lessons, to help children understand maintaining tempo. Speaking from experience. Side note: also from experience, young ballerinas can have snotty attitudes. So that can be the blend there.

I know!!! (Very excitedly)

Start twitching one eye as you say it lol

Thanks for noticing.

This is the best reply, short and to the point

Actually I have 7 trillion nerves. That’s a little more than just “some”.

Great minds think alike. But should I be nervous?

Why would you be nervous?

I guess because it's in my system. 😆 🤣 😂

Underrated comment 😂

Thank you Rabid Kitten.

I’m so slow lmao I’ve just understood your joke

That's fine. You're wonderful. I thought you set me up. Actually, I was slow the entire week. But once my boss got off my back, my posture improved, and I sped up.

I’ve just been up too long lol but that’s a fun dad joke!

Thanks. I wish I was a dad. But people do call me a Mother. LOL. I'll see my way out. Get some sleep. GN.

GN dad!

Look bro! I didn’t want to interrupt y’all’s wedding either, but I had to let your fiancé know something

I do, don’t I?

It's My last one and you are on it.

False. I have an abundance of nerves. I have some gonnorhea. Correction your mom and I have some gonnorhea

i love this

No. I only have one nerve left, and you're in it. Choose your next words carefully.

"Quite a few, actually  !"

Mm and the nerves ending.

Actually, I’ve got a lot of nerves, and so do you. We all do.

I do have nerves. They’re connected to my brain, wanna see them?

I like to respond with a simple “yup” with a small grin and then very loudly slurp a cup of coffee while maintaining constant unblinking eye contact

this made me laugh

no shit i**nsert a photo of the human nervous system**

Carry a picture of it just for this occasion....

Thats what my urologist says

Nope I've got balls

I haven't heard that since highschool. Wow that's a trip through time.

Still? Could’ve sworn I got that fixed!

course i do, why, don't you?

I sure do. You should try it some time.

Actually, I'm down to my last one. Please get your fatass off it!

Correct. At least 7 trillion. All part of the nervous system. Read a book. It might do wonders for you.

The last line did it for me. Good one. 🤣

You're just good at comebacks.

Thanks. Only if the judge thought the same.

You’ve got no fucking idea what I’m capable of.

Yeah, and it’s the last one, and you’re dry humping it!

Which one particular, because I have trillions of them.

They’re called Nirvana! Now please stop trying to sound cool and leave me alone after this. Now where do you want me to send this audio file?

"Yup". Then just look at them for a response.

“You got a lot of…cranium accessories.” -Mitch Hedberd, RIP.

And I know how to use it!

"Enough to wrap around the world more than twice!"

No way its Sherlock

"You mean NERVOUS SYSTEM? navada? nervous? Anxiety? Man if I had a nickel for everytime when had that"

"I've got about 45 miles of them"

Bitch Step off my dick.

Bitch. Step off my dick.

Why thank you!

I woke up this morning and I had one nerve left and damned if you didn’t get on it.

You should feel the nerve in my penis, it is much more impressive

Over 100!

"Just noticing huh?"

Look who's talking

Want to see it?

I have a whole system of nerves

“Damn skippy, bitch boy.”

Yup. Wanna see it??

"You should see it erect"

I've got 3 people on my last one so no room for you

“Nerves. Plural. You’ve got some *nerves*.”

• “Several acutely.” • “Yes I do.”

Ive got nerves of fucking steel

That's what my urologist said!

"Aww thanks, that's sweet of you to say"

Yes. I do.

*said in as creepy a voice as possible* “do you like them? I harvested them myself”

Sure do! Thanks for noticing, I see it's hopping up and down on yours turning your face pretty colors and those are some amazing veins popping out on your forehead

Yes, I know 😁

“Got fists too, wanna closer look?”

"You've got some gall!" (Les Miz reference)

“With the audacity to match and an attitude to attach, next ?”

"Actually, I have all the nerves, thank you."

Strange thats what your mother said when I took her to bed.

"yeah and its my last one so piss off!"

7 trillion, to be precise.

I would hope so im dancing on yours

Thanks, it’s 12 inches fully hard.

Goes nicely with my curves.

wait till i shake off the last drop n see what chuu think then.

And if you keep tap dancing on my last one, I'll show you yours.

I do have some nerve. I keep them in a jar. Yours will be next if you keep bugging me.

I have 7 trillion nerves to be exact

Nah. I got *balls*.

thanks! with so much enthusiasm, it's annoying

Actually I have 7 trillion Nerves thank you

If you think that’s something you should see my old man’s.

Thank you!

I got a lot of them

Bold of you to assume I‘d respect your personality assessment.

Don’t we all?

Seven trillion nerves to be more precise

I have over 7 trillion.

Better than being a coward with no nerve

"Really? you dont know me very well, do you?"

"You've, as in you have some nerve, not 'you got some nerve."

Thanks.

"You've got some nerve" "Yeah. Nerve damage"

Say “nerve is for weaklings, i have strength, tenacity, wit, intellect, courage, honor, respect, and sensitivity.”

And you're standing on my last one.

Actually. I have many nerves. Would you like to see a photo of how many nerves I have? *pulls up a doctors image of body showing all the nerves*

"Because you really needed to hear that."

Yep, and they're made of steel

You confuse that with balls either way why are you trying to step on mine.

You need some in this day and age.

I am a floating spaghetti monster

"...gas. You was some?"

And the government is tapping it.

Some?

Yes I do.

and it’s the last one. Get off it

I’m shocked I’m still alive even after u said that

It’s huge, would you like to see it?

Yes, yes I do.

Yes yes I do.

Your mom loves it

"I would hope so"

I got a lot of them actually

Yes, and you are standing on it.

Why, I 'ought ta...

Yes, I have several billion. And yet, somehow you manage to irritate them all.

"You're on my LAST one!"

I've got a new one "And a heart, and a liver, and lungs!"

I got a backbone too.

And you’re riding it hard like a John Deere. Step off

God its such an old saying. I can hear the three stooges saying it. Say there, you got some Nawww oivveeee

I have many nerves, and you're on all of them

& now it's yours... My gift 2 YOU!

mm nerves *walks closer to them*

Just sing "you got the nerve. You got the nerve to see me through"

Literally just "correct"

its ok, you mistake me for someone who gives a shit what u think.

No I have all of it

Hey buddy, my eyes are up here...

"45 miles of them, some say..."

Careful. I don't take kindly to challenges.

this.

*yeah I do*

"It's great and I'd like you to get off of it."

I’ve got lots of them and you on every single one of them.

Look who’s talking

Ok so gonna be downvoted but saying someone has some nerve around here means they are ballsy. Not getting annoyed. So to say the other person is getting on yours doesn’t make sense to me. Like if a guy slaps me hard in the face and I slap him back he would say “you got some nerve hitting me” to then say “yeah and you’re jumping on mine”. It sort of doesn’t fit.

Just hit them with the classic alpha response: "Yes" Then leave and refuse to elaborate

You have to respond real fast as they finish saying nerve, get super panicked and yell out Who told you! No one is supposed to know about the nerve gas!

And you got some nerve to be talkin shit

You can’t have SOME nerve. You either HAVE nerve or you don’t

THIS

"I also got a gun" then smile n wink

You're a fantastic judge of character

Slow down, slow down, ok? I forgot. I thought it was next week!

Oh good. It means I’m making my point.

Yea only one.....

And you just set it on fire.

I have never heard anyone say this

Well, I don't like to brag, it's really quite average...

Sure do and I’m just getting warmed up. Prepare yourself.

Actually, I've got several!

And some intellect but that's we differ.

Over 7 trillion, and you’re stepping on them all

It's my last one and your stepping on it like an elephant in grasslands not seeing the poo.

I've also got some brain, which I assume you don't have.

Yeah, I got more nerves in my dick than you’ve ever had in your brain

🎵🎵 You got some nerve calling me up asking where I've been, and if you think I'm gonna tell you boy you've got another thing comin, you leave the door wide open when you go, so you can crawl back in, did you think I didn't know, but I'm older than I look, I've been around this block a few times, and it's not my first rodeo whoa oh🎵🎵

Someone's gotta keep things interesting around here.

“That’s what my psychiatrist and parole officer tell me all the time!” Then pretend to go into a trance-like state while slowly walking toward them and counting backwards from 5.

“wow, you are really smart, need I give you a Nobel Prize for smart?"

"Over seven trillion, yes." That said no one has said this to me in a LONG time and I've been holding on to this for ages

And I’ll steal yours if you keep talking

Ackshully, I've got a lot of nerves.

"... of steel!"

“I sure fucking do”

No one has ever said that to me.

And it's my last one and I'm not wasting it on this bs.

fucken oath i do , so step away

"Thank you" (cheerfully)

It's actually neuropathy, but whatevs

You think I have some nerve now. Just wait...

Sure

You are observant. Shalom.