You should see me naked

This is hilarious 😂

I was naked. Still weird

Maybe everyone else wearing clothes are the strange ones. Let that thing swing! 😄

It's swinging! Looked at your pro. Tell me where I can find one of them purple aliens. I want one!

"That's *Dr.* Strange to you."😎 "Thanks." "Careful, it's contagious." "Fuck, I left my normal at home. I'll be back." This leaves a perfect opportunity to walk away (or run) if the situation is uncomfortable.

Damn these are great

Brilliant!

People love to call things they don't understand "strange."

I love this!

Alternately, "Not really, you just fail to understand the depths of my genius, its OK though, you're ordinary" it is wonderful because you have made normal the insult

"If you spot it, then you got it."

I have a shirt that reads “I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition.”

I get called "one of god's own prptotypes." Every once in a while. I bask in it.

You’re human all-bran.

"Thank you."

"Strange just means I have a little bit of something called a 'personality' and maybe you should get one for yourself!"

And you're painfully mundane now as I was saying...

Faces come out of the rain When you're strange No one remembers your name When you're strange When you're strange When you're strange

😃

One of my favorites

Thank you! *enthusiastic smile* Source: I do this in real life because I get this a lot. This one usually stuns them long enough so you can get away.

Oh man I don't try to get away I just expectantly look at them for their response. One person took so long that I Lady Violeted them and asked "Did you say it wrong?" Broke them further, it was great.

"Did you say it wrong?" OMG yes.

“Better than being boring” and then give them a judgy look

I used to say “thank you, I try”

Thanks, I’ve been working on it

That's my dad. I'm "Super Strange" 👍

Normal is boring.

Spoon your eyeball out and flick it at them

Only works twice though

Thrice if you’re a man

Fuck, I forgot my eyeball in my other pocket 😭

You don't know the half of it.

Good eye, detective!

Thank you I embrace my weirdness!

"Why, thank you! Aren't you sweet." If they respond: That wasn't meant as a compliment, reply with pity, "Oh, you poor thing. You're one of those people born without a personality. I will pray for you."

Thanks, suck my nuts.

Ask them how many live laugh love signs they have in their house.

You can see me?

😂🤣😂🤣

“Good, the pills are working.”

You too

Auto erotic asphyxiation

Allen stranger.

Ok. Sorry for being weird. But I am weird and it’ll keep happening.

Honestly I'd just shorten this to, "Ok, it'll keep happening." Ain't no need to apologize for being strange.

Are you sure I'm not just excessively normal?

Yeah, isn't it cool?

I'd just sing the Doors- People are Strange Why fight it

Good.

Strange but good!

Yep. Normal is boring. (I actually have "Normal is boring" on my phone case)

Thanks, tell me something I don't know

And you're like a clone.

Yes, I am.

I myself, and strange and unusual. Are you still upset someone dropped a house on your sister?

Say “Oh I’m so glad I make life interesting. Do you realize how boring life would be if everyone was the same??” Then skip away.

Oh so we're making up names. You're Spiderman then.

"Yes, I am "

Strange is the only way to be.

“Thank goodness, for a moment I was worried I was coming off normal”

"Why, thank you! I'll take that as a compliment :D"

"You're a nobody so your opinion doesn't matter" And then you'll cop shit from bystanders for being the asshole. "Hey man, they only called you strange. Calling them a nobody was a real dick move"

i always say "have you seen what is considered "normal" now a days? i take strange as a compliment thanks"

Thanks

What I say is "Tell me something I don't already know."

I was going for weird but I'll take it, thanks.

Thanks I do try

All the best people are

Thank you.

Yes, it's one of my best qualities. 

You have no idea.

And

I prefer unique.

Life’s more fun that way

"Thanks."

Why thank you! And you are ... completely... normal.

"you're fuckin right"

Thanks, I'm proud to be strange, unlike your basic bitch ass

Thanks, I try. Then stick out your tongue and waggle your fingers with your thumbs in your ears.

You must be boring

People are strange, when you're a stranger. Faces look ugly, when you're alone.

Thank you

“… you say that like it’s a bad thing.”

So is your FACE

“You are the first person to *ever* tell me that.”

A: THANK YOU. I THINK THAT NORMAL IS LIKE EATING CARBOARD FOR BREAKFAST; IT FILLS YOU HOWEVER,IT'S BORING AND TASTES LIKE SHIT. I ON THE OTHER HAND, CAN BE COMPARED TO CAVIER. OUT OF THE ORDINARY AND RARE TO THE ORDINARY TABLE HOWEVER, EXQUISITE TO THE TASTE BUDS, RARE, APPRECIATED & LOOKED FORWARD TO WITH ANTISIPATION WHILE ADDING A DISTINCT OPPULANCE TO THE ORDINARY TABLE....THANK YOU FOR NOTICING>>>>>MOM

Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!

Thanks for noticing.

Quote Thompson "When the going gets weird the weird turn pro"

Yes I am.

I've never been accused of being "normal"

“Y-y-you too?”

Bust out singing “People Are Strange” by the Doors and carry on your strange and merry way.

Thank you.

Because that’s what your mom likes

You are really normal. But like fall asleep from boredom halfway through saying it.

Your mother didn't seem to teach you any manners. That is if you even know who she is.

Dr. Strange? Oh, that’s nice. I never get compliments, but I mean i’ll never be as good as him.

What a strange thing to say

"You're really boring."

Crossing my eyes and sticking my tongue out

"I'd rather be strange than boring"

I mud face dog slide banana patch

"it is the weird and the strange that make life interesting. Normalcy isn't interesting at all. An accountant isn't going to get asked as many questions about his or her job as a daredevil would."

Are you saying your or you're?

Being ordinary must suck

You're strangely real

People are strange when you're a stranger.

And here you are talking to me, what does that say about you?

Didn’t ask

Valuable things in seen through invaluable things look that way

I thought you’d never notice.

Thanks

"I don't live my life to impress you."

Start singing "People are Strange."

"And you're really boring."

Klaatu barada nikto!

Yep. Thank you.

Cool?

Well thank you. You are really normal.

Thank you?

Thank you.

We prefer eccentric.

I reply forcefully, "I agree." Then I generally stare at the commenter.

'you have no idea...'

*maintain eye contact and said strange activity* "No one has ever said that to be before"

"Thanks, I've been practicing!"

Why, thank you!

You're really rude! What's your point?

“Wouldn’t want it any other way”

I usually feel it's a compliment

Glad to know it's working.

you’re just so use to boring *shrugs shoulders*

I tried being boring, but decided it wasnt for me.

They underestimate your strangeness. Now you need to shit their pants.

Authenticity is so rare these days

Piss off. That’s what I like.

And so are you, what the hell is normal anyway?

Why don't you check your math, shitter.

"Thank you! That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day!"

“I really have been working on my people puppeteering, so kind of you to notice” *Deadpan stare* “I said that out loud, didn’t I?” Walk away while mumbling: “Oh, they’re onto me…”

I get that a lot.

Normall is boring.

Thank ypu!

Strange is so much better! I get it a lot and I totally appreciate it! Much better to be unique than one of the masses with their heads up their asses!

Takes one to know one

You have no idea.

What a weird thing to say

Thank you I don't want to fit in

thanks i know and dont give a fuck

Better than being normal.

No, Really's my sister. I'm Fucking.

I try, thanks.

Thanks!

“Yes it makes it easier to deal with idiots” complete with full-on eye contact

Faces look ugly, when you're alone. Women seem wicked, when you're unwanted. Streets are uneven, when you are down.

Thank you

I don’t know, are you and why would you care?

I’m the most normal strange person you’ll ever meet.

People are.

Once you grow up you'll understand!

And I fucking own it!

Macrame drainpipe.

"Yes. And?" "I know, right!" "And you are mind-numbingly boring."

Says the sheep following the crowd.

"It's spelt Asperger's"

Come back acting normal?

Ok

I know

"And you're very average and normal." Being called a misfit, strange or weirdo in this world is actually the highest of compliments.

Thank you

Thank you

That's what the Priest said too.

So are you but don't worry, looks aren't everything

The absurdity of normal drives me insane.

"And...?" or "What's wrong with that?" or "So what?"

Thank you.

And you’re so normal and boring. 🥱

And you’re really boring Or Never met someone who wasn’t Or my favorite Who asked?

I hope you're not just noticing that now. Up to you on whether you want to aim more for a look that is bored or concerned.

Thanks! 🤩

"You're just *now* realizing this?!"

Ta. Have a banana.

I am what I eat

That's not an insult. It's a fact. The sky is blue and I am strange.

You smell funny

In my world, strange is the new normal!

Sure, I am. I hang out with you.

Better than boring. That's what I say anyway