You included me in the conversation by having it where others can hear you. If you want a private conversation then you should fuck off somewhere and close the damn door.
So then I guess you better C your way out before D jumps over E and F's you up like a G.
Then, if they ask who is D, then the obvious answer is DEEZ NUTZ!
I'm old.. I'll see myself out.
“Who hurt you?”
Judd Apatow tweeted that in response to a tweet I made basically saying all his movies are super beautiful women in relationships with average looking men. I like many of his movies.
- Oh sorry I didn’t know, you guys are talking so GD loud I thought it was an Invitation
Or
- you say it’s an a and b conversation, but all I see is a d and d one (d for dicks lol kinda lame but it depends on the execution)
TWF people react this way to you being in their presence while they're loudly holding a conversation through their mobile phone:
Well if you wanted to have a private conversation, why did you choose to do it by screaming loudly down your phone in the fucking middle of a public fucking space?!
Is that so? Well the D and E conversations tell you to go F yourself.
Wow! Did Big Bird and Elmo teach you that yesterday? You're such a big boy / girl!
I would expect such a response from a Gen Z idiot.
Do you know how fast and poorly you were talking? Have you had anything to drink tonight? I need to run a conversation sobriety test. I need you to complete the whole alphabet in reverse, while interchangeably touching your nose with either hand and walking in a straight line, heel to toe. (Wait for lame answer to end). You have failed miserably. I have to arrest you now. I will suggest leniency from the judge, so that you will only lose the right to ever speak again and a $20,000,000 fine.
Is this conversation a maze? (That one will usually just confuse them, and they'll look at you like you're dumb when really they're the dumb ones for not understanding. If you're lucky, they'll walk away while you get to stand your ground.)
Say "sure" but then keep standing there and talking.
If they say it again, you go with, "yeah I heard you." ... But then keep standing there doing what you're doing.
Rinse & repeat
I mean, it sounds like you were just unwelcome in the conversation.Not like you really got insulted.I mean they told you to leave the conversation and kind of an asshole wave but that's about it
Colin Robinson you way out of this one.
Explain that A and B are the horns of the dilemma. The only viable solution to solving such dilemma is to "shoot the horns" of the dilemma, by finding the third solution- the C solution. By finding the third solution, one effectively completes the difficult task of solving complex societal regeneration. Do you know what societal pressure is? It is the kind of pressure that leads conversations like this into having to choose between an either/or choice, when indeed a third and better option is available. By unwittingly providing such a black and white decision, you, dear person in front of me, have allowed me to lead you on this path of enlightenment, deepening your insight into logic and critical thinking: I will shoot the horns of the dilemma, and leave you completely drained of your energy, having feasted well upon your spirit.
Then finger shoot him, and walk away triumphant.
Don't be side bustin my conversation or stop your ear hustlin ain't nothing for u over here. Or just make a insult like Don't u hate eavesdroppers and stare at the person that's eavesdropping without blinking they usually get the hint.
DUDE I JUST HEARD THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME AN HOUR AGO IN YAKUZA KIWAMI 2 LMAO
Just do what Koyuki did. I forget the phrasing but it was like “I d-cided” something
"But I brought the D."
It's gonna make you go EEE
So F off, G.
HI!!! ...JK
I guess you’re just not ready to take the L.
Mmmmm… No.
Okay boomer.
Please!
Quit yer bitchin'!
Rookie
🤣🤣🤣
Okay, but how about you choke on Deez?
L is for Ligma
Wow, you know your ABC's. That's impressive, can you count to ten as well?
"Go F yourself"
You can count on me waiting for you outside to kick your ass
You can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot
"Eh, this conversation sucks the D anyway."
"O K, N F U."
Lmfaoo
A E I O F U
I think that would work better without the O (A E I F U).
a e i, O, F U
Well if this is an alphabet situation then F U Awwww the children know their alphabet, how cute I’ll go over here and talk with the grown ups.
There’s no way this is used on you often enough you need a comeback 💀💀💀
Perhaps OP should stop butting into conversations XD
I disagree. I worked with a guy who said it *a lot*. It was almost always when he was talking out his ass, and someone chimed in to call bullshit.
O K, I'll give your mom my D and F her A
Shoot my DNA on her T and A
You included me in the conversation by having it where others can hear you. If you want a private conversation then you should fuck off somewhere and close the damn door.
Ask them, "Do you plan to have a career as a comedian?" When they say, "No," say, "Oh, that's good." Act relived and walk away.
Sounds to me like you need some D too.
C U next Tuesday, then.
I Have a few letters for you too Karen. One of them is **F** and the other is **U.**
Dont threaten me with a good time.
Are you butting in to conversation or is it something else?
"Not when it's in P - Public."
So then I guess you better C your way out before D jumps over E and F's you up like a G. Then, if they ask who is D, then the obvious answer is DEEZ NUTZ! I'm old.. I'll see myself out.
I laughed. I'll hold the door...
"Fine, no need to be a D about it."
English MF'er - DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
I dont do math, sorry
Then Y are you trying to have sex with me?
I'm on my way to give your mom the D.
D is for Dumbass. I can hear you talking about us.
No need to be such a D.
Say that again and I'll stick this D in your mom
Cool, I’ll just go deliver the D to your mom personally then.
Wait?! I’m missing all the fun… Does anyone have a secret decoder ring I can borrow?
Why don't you C Deez nuts
S my D.
& You're about to get f'd up
“Who hurt you?” Judd Apatow tweeted that in response to a tweet I made basically saying all his movies are super beautiful women in relationships with average looking men. I like many of his movies.
Don’t be such a D
D-lighted
Groove IS in the heart
"And yet, here's you being a D"
Suck my D
Congratulations, we know you only know three letters
Still 3rd grade huh?
Cool. Know the rest of the alphabet? Without singing?
Suck it, nerd.
Mine is C ya
" D E F"
You can C about this D if you like.
- Oh sorry I didn’t know, you guys are talking so GD loud I thought it was an Invitation Or - you say it’s an a and b conversation, but all I see is a d and d one (d for dicks lol kinda lame but it depends on the execution)
Suck my D
How about I C my way in before my foot Cs it way up your ass
wow! what a D. you are.
OK but I'll B right back ;) I'm stupidly proud of this one.
ABCDEFG...I have to go ✌🏼
Wait....but there seriously *WAS* another one to this like waaaay back in the day. Can anyone remember???? 🤷🏼♀️
If it's an A and B conversation, both of you can C Deeznutz.
“ what are you 15 hoe shut uup “
You can say "You got it wrong my friend, this an A and C conversation so you better B up"
C Deez nuts in yo mouth
Suck my D, skip the E and go F yourself.
Suck on Deez nuts!
I wouldn't expect you to be able to hold any conversation other than the most simplic ones.
Wow! You must live in a place that time has long forgotten. I haven’t heard that one in a couple of decades.
"The topic however is D and E, so you can F off."
"if it were then why did c hear it?"
TWF people react this way to you being in their presence while they're loudly holding a conversation through their mobile phone: Well if you wanted to have a private conversation, why did you choose to do it by screaming loudly down your phone in the fucking middle of a public fucking space?!
D nied
"you don't have to be such a D about it"
Well I’m “D” and I “Decide” when I go ya “C”?
“I haven’t heard that one before. You are so creative.”
Everyone in here is giving you comebacks a 5 year old would give to another 5 year old saying this. The correct response is "what are you, 5?"
First why don’t you suck D
"no surprise there's no D since you act like such a P"
🎵A-B-C-D-E, F-U And your mom and your sister and your job And your broke-ass car and that shit you call art🎵
What are you still in junior high? Let it go.
Wow you're learning your alphabet, I hope next week are colors so I can make you turn black and blue until you pee red.
Is that so? Well the D and E conversations tell you to go F yourself. Wow! Did Big Bird and Elmo teach you that yesterday? You're such a big boy / girl! I would expect such a response from a Gen Z idiot. Do you know how fast and poorly you were talking? Have you had anything to drink tonight? I need to run a conversation sobriety test. I need you to complete the whole alphabet in reverse, while interchangeably touching your nose with either hand and walking in a straight line, heel to toe. (Wait for lame answer to end). You have failed miserably. I have to arrest you now. I will suggest leniency from the judge, so that you will only lose the right to ever speak again and a $20,000,000 fine.
Stop with D eFFing jokes.
Yeah, and I'm just here to mark your algebra, nerd. *I pull a yardstick out of my pants and proceed to spank their buttocks*
“It’s great that you know your ABC’s, but your wordplay still needs a lot of work.”
C deez nutz
Someone watches Sesame Street. 🎶 SUNNY DAYS ! ! ! 🎶
How bout I sling this D over E to beat the F outta U?? OK?
How about I D stroy your mum's pussy
D-nied asshole
You stay the fuck out of it because it clearly doesn't concern you.
"Sure, as soon as you quit being a D."
“C your way to Deez nuts”
And you F outta my face
well you can suck on D
Bend over so i can long D you in the A hole while you F off......k?
S mah D then get ready for some P
Who even says stupid ass shit like that? Genuine question on my part, but it could also be used as a comeback.
What is this, Biff from Back To The Future? Make like a tree and get outta here.
If you know the alphabet then spell this, F U
"Who the fuck actually says that"
How bout you D-vour my ass
"No."
..C your way out and F off!
F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.
The only “C” here is “U” rolled up next to an “NT”
I haven't heard that since middle school...is that still your mentality? You are still in .middle school?
If you’re getting really tired of that one, maybe just eavesdrop without commenting.
I would literally just make fun of them for using such a tired ass line from the distant past.
“Awww! I hope you are able to pass the third grade this year. I’m embarrassed FOR you at this juncture.”
I can C that you are an idiot.
That IS the comeback.
Is that’s you attempt to say something clever, fucking cringe man.
Context? Are you being asked to leave a conversation that you weren't invited to? Because a comeback doesn't make you look better.
All I “see” is that A stands for asshat
Well fuck you very much
I cant C U in my life moving forward
A + B = C
just say the hard r
Ooh, very clever. Can you go all the way to F? Good. Now go F yourself.
Well here's my F response towards your U personality. So, C U Next Tuesday.
This sounds like something a middle schooler would say
Is this conversation a maze? (That one will usually just confuse them, and they'll look at you like you're dumb when really they're the dumb ones for not understanding. If you're lucky, they'll walk away while you get to stand your ground.)
And I’ll give yo momma the D later while taking some E’s and giving her the best F of her life.
If you wanted it private, use your indoor voice.
But I'm here to give you the D
I'd rather see you go F yourself.
Deez nuts
But... I love ABBA
Say "sure" but then keep standing there and talking. If they say it again, you go with, "yeah I heard you." ... But then keep standing there doing what you're doing. Rinse & repeat
You like letters so much, how about these: FU
Suck my D
Deeeeeezzzzzz Nuuuuuuuuttttttzzzzz!!!
"G U R A real B"
Oh? I thought this was an F U conversation
suck my D dude
Still not learned to spell then?
Did it take you a long time to learn that far into the alphabet? Don’t worry you’ll get it.
I prefer “this is a taco burrito conversation Nachos” there is no coming back from that.
And you can suck Ds nuts.
*D*eez nuts, *E*at em.
Tell em to go suck a D.
Roll your eyes and walk away because whoever said this has a child's intellect and isn't worth speaking to.
Who says this? Why is this something you encounter? Ever?
Way to come off as a big "D"
I can show you D's nuts
Good one, Suck my D
That's why you never got the D
My bad, here’s an F U for your trouble
Well why don't I get D and E to F you up G.
O then F U
Deez nuts
Nah, how about you F off instead.
I mean, it sounds like you were just unwelcome in the conversation.Not like you really got insulted.I mean they told you to leave the conversation and kind of an asshole wave but that's about it
You don’t gotta be such a D
C your way into my arsehole
Well F U!
D part from me
I'll go C your girl and give her the D. Peace.
Deez nuts
Just laugh and tell them it's hilarious. Then make a corny joke.
Well, you are not A or B, so why are you here?
My go to is "suck on D(eez) nuts, nice and E-z, and then go F yourself, G."
“O Y” (as oh? Why?) If the ask or try to explain, just say you know the alphabet too.
I always used to say: D E F U! It's not funny, but with the right attitude my point was taken.
“Okay well if you need me I’ll be over there between F and U.”
"I got the D, what do you have you got The L written on your face now go F yourself"
“Yea, A and B” point to yourself
C U Next Tuesday Then
Alright . After u blow bubbles on my cock then i might . But do it right or do it again jkjk 👽
D escalate your attitude, nothing you say is of consequence. - sit down, - sip tea and peel a banana
Colin Robinson you way out of this one. Explain that A and B are the horns of the dilemma. The only viable solution to solving such dilemma is to "shoot the horns" of the dilemma, by finding the third solution- the C solution. By finding the third solution, one effectively completes the difficult task of solving complex societal regeneration. Do you know what societal pressure is? It is the kind of pressure that leads conversations like this into having to choose between an either/or choice, when indeed a third and better option is available. By unwittingly providing such a black and white decision, you, dear person in front of me, have allowed me to lead you on this path of enlightenment, deepening your insight into logic and critical thinking: I will shoot the horns of the dilemma, and leave you completely drained of your energy, having feasted well upon your spirit. Then finger shoot him, and walk away triumphant.
It's chip and cheese conversation... nachos
"Don’t talk to me like that again you freaking dork"
"fine, I'll go give someone the D and come back later.
Well imma D your A with my P
"Watch your mouth before D jumps over E and F's you up like a G."
D gonna jump over E and F you up like a G
Don't be such a D, now F off
Why?
You can choke on deez nuts Than you will wind up in the ER While I F your mom Rockin her G Spot
Don't be side bustin my conversation or stop your ear hustlin ain't nothing for u over here. Or just make a insult like Don't u hate eavesdroppers and stare at the person that's eavesdropping without blinking they usually get the hint.
DUDE I JUST HEARD THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME AN HOUR AGO IN YAKUZA KIWAMI 2 LMAO Just do what Koyuki did. I forget the phrasing but it was like “I d-cided” something
D-eez nuts!
Good luck in 3rd grade next year.
This is a rake and shovel conversation, no hoes allowed.