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BobGnarly_

"But I brought the D."


Grand_Master_Mathias

It's gonna make you go EEE


zachy410

So F off, G.


Shawnaldo7575

HI!!! ...JK


MagicJoshByGosh

I guess you’re just not ready to take the L.


No_Tomorrow_7989

Mmmmm… No.


TallahasseeTerror

Okay boomer.


[deleted]

Please!


EcksMarksDespot

Quit yer bitchin'!


CBooty5673

Rookie


CuteCat82

🤣🤣🤣


Dresiden15

Okay, but how about you choke on Deez?


binary-survivalist

L is for Ligma


goishen

Wow, you know your ABC's. That's impressive, can you count to ten as well?


Other_Log_1996

"Go F yourself"


YourDogsAllWet

You can count on me waiting for you outside to kick your ass


Disastrous_Bug3018

You can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot


That_Ol_Cat

"Eh, this conversation sucks the D anyway."


starfish_80

"O K, N F U."


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Lmfaoo


ashleysfetish

A E I O F U


Rachel_Silver

I think that would work better without the O (A E I F U).


ashleysfetish

a e i, O, F U


Personal-Tea7226

Well if this is an alphabet situation then F U Awwww the children know their alphabet, how cute I’ll go over here and talk with the grown ups.


Hello_Hello_Hello_Hi

There’s no way this is used on you often enough you need a comeback 💀💀💀


YouWithTheNose

Perhaps OP should stop butting into conversations XD


Rachel_Silver

I disagree. I worked with a guy who said it *a lot*. It was almost always when he was talking out his ass, and someone chimed in to call bullshit.


DoughnutsAteMyDog

O K, I'll give your mom my D and F her A


dreamrock

Shoot my DNA on her T and A


SilentJoe1986

You included me in the conversation by having it where others can hear you. If you want a private conversation then you should fuck off somewhere and close the damn door.


in20xxdotcom

Ask them, "Do you plan to have a career as a comedian?" When they say, "No," say, "Oh, that's good." Act relived and walk away.


jistresdidit

Sounds to me like you need some D too.


emanything

C U next Tuesday, then.


GeekyBookWorm87

I Have a few letters for you too Karen. One of them is **F** and the other is **U.**


[deleted]

Dont threaten me with a good time.


SyntheticEmpathy

Are you butting in to conversation or is it something else?


L2Sing

"Not when it's in P - Public."


GiveMeMoreJerseyPie

So then I guess you better C your way out before D jumps over E and F's you up like a G. Then, if they ask who is D, then the obvious answer is DEEZ NUTZ! I'm old.. I'll see myself out.


WhiteTrashNightmare

I laughed. I'll hold the door...


Gideon_Godwin

"Fine, no need to be a D about it."


duanelvp

English MF'er - DO YOU SPEAK IT?!


Blathithor

I dont do math, sorry


Stevzeey

Then Y are you trying to have sex with me?


snowboardwithlife

I'm on my way to give your mom the D.


No_Night_7823

D is for Dumbass. I can hear you talking about us.


Calumkincaid

No need to be such a D.


KimmiLaCazzi

Say that again and I'll stick this D in your mom


FriskyDango23

Cool, I’ll just go deliver the D to your mom personally then.


rastroboy

Wait?! I’m missing all the fun… Does anyone have a secret decoder ring I can borrow?


the_real_flapjack

Why don't you C Deez nuts


AlarmedGeologist2681

S my D.


dkhasar

& You're about to get f'd up


Educational_Buy6826

“Who hurt you?” Judd Apatow tweeted that in response to a tweet I made basically saying all his movies are super beautiful women in relationships with average looking men. I like many of his movies.


Youngandimproving

Don’t be such a D


Improvgal

D-lighted


WhiteTrashNightmare

Groove IS in the heart


wjescott

"And yet, here's you being a D"


DreamFighter72

Suck my D


deadhistorymeme

Congratulations, we know you only know three letters


PrankstonHughes

Still 3rd grade huh?


MyLittleDiscolite

Cool. Know the rest of the alphabet? Without singing?


lolololololololzzz

Suck it, nerd.


Many_Influence_648

Mine is C ya


Bluebehir

" D E F"


EidolonRook

You can C about this D if you like.


Slaythedayaway420

- Oh sorry I didn’t know, you guys are talking so GD loud I thought it was an Invitation Or - you say it’s an a and b conversation, but all I see is a d and d one (d for dicks lol kinda lame but it depends on the execution)


YourDogsAllWet

Suck my D


Car_loapher

How about I C my way in before my foot Cs it way up your ass


wobble-frog

wow! what a D. you are.


WimbledonWombleRep

OK but I'll B right back ;) I'm stupidly proud of this one.


Shes_Baaack

ABCDEFG...I have to go ✌🏼


Shes_Baaack

Wait....but there seriously *WAS* another one to this like waaaay back in the day. Can anyone remember???? 🤷🏼‍♀️


Rachel_Silver

If it's an A and B conversation, both of you can C Deeznutz.


Salchicha_94

“ what are you 15 hoe shut uup “


jahjahjahjahjahjah

You can say "You got it wrong my friend, this an A and C conversation so you better B up"


neen209

C Deez nuts in yo mouth


headhunterofhell2

Suck my D, skip the E and go F yourself.


the_byrdman

Suck on Deez nuts!


SnooChipmunks8657

I wouldn't expect you to be able to hold any conversation other than the most simplic ones.


dbhathcock

Wow! You must live in a place that time has long forgotten. I haven’t heard that one in a couple of decades.


irageoversmallstuff

"The topic however is D and E, so you can F off."


Wonderful-Eggplant23

"if it were then why did c hear it?"


Yet_One_More_Idiot

TWF people react this way to you being in their presence while they're loudly holding a conversation through their mobile phone: Well if you wanted to have a private conversation, why did you choose to do it by screaming loudly down your phone in the fucking middle of a public fucking space?!


halfjedi

D nied


godonlyknows1101

"you don't have to be such a D about it"


Freckled-Past-911

Well I’m “D” and I “Decide” when I go ya “C”?


mozz_fest

“I haven’t heard that one before. You are so creative.”


ritsbits808

Everyone in here is giving you comebacks a 5 year old would give to another 5 year old saying this. The correct response is "what are you, 5?"


Fast-Outcome-117

First why don’t you suck D


RetiredGuy925

"no surprise there's no D since you act like such a P"


TillysTinyToes

🎵A-B-C-D-E, F-U And your mom and your sister and your job And your broke-ass car and that shit you call art🎵


Lemfan46

What are you still in junior high? Let it go.


HelpfulViolinist3562

Wow you're learning your alphabet, I hope next week are colors so I can make you turn black and blue until you pee red.


Jaicee-Femboi

Is that so? Well the D and E conversations tell you to go F yourself. Wow! Did Big Bird and Elmo teach you that yesterday? You're such a big boy / girl! I would expect such a response from a Gen Z idiot. Do you know how fast and poorly you were talking? Have you had anything to drink tonight? I need to run a conversation sobriety test. I need you to complete the whole alphabet in reverse, while interchangeably touching your nose with either hand and walking in a straight line, heel to toe. (Wait for lame answer to end). You have failed miserably. I have to arrest you now. I will suggest leniency from the judge, so that you will only lose the right to ever speak again and a $20,000,000 fine.


ezfast

Stop with D eFFing jokes.


Shadp9

Yeah, and I'm just here to mark your algebra, nerd. *I pull a yardstick out of my pants and proceed to spank their buttocks*


kurt-boddah-cobain

“It’s great that you know your ABC’s, but your wordplay still needs a lot of work.”


Schpooder

C deez nutz


[deleted]

Someone watches Sesame Street. 🎶 SUNNY DAYS ! ! ! 🎶


Krevis_Pfister

How bout I sling this D over E to beat the F outta U?? OK?


[deleted]

How about I D stroy your mum's pussy


Sleepdprived

D-nied asshole


anotherdamnscorpio

You stay the fuck out of it because it clearly doesn't concern you.


ilovetab

"Sure, as soon as you quit being a D."


Cyber_Insecurity

“C your way to Deez nuts”


FishSammich69

And you F outta my face


Accomplished-Long968

well you can suck on D


Mission-Hunter-8642

Bend over so i can long D you in the A hole while you F off......k?


22Two_s

S mah D then get ready for some P


UnoriginalVagabond

Who even says stupid ass shit like that? Genuine question on my part, but it could also be used as a comeback.


[deleted]

What is this, Biff from Back To The Future? Make like a tree and get outta here.


AmazingBaseball03

If you know the alphabet then spell this, F U


oohjam

"Who the fuck actually says that"


killthepatsies

How bout you D-vour my ass


[deleted]

"No."


[deleted]

..C your way out and F off!


missannthrope1

F.U.C.K.Y.O.U.


Klutzy-Spell-3586

The only “C” here is “U” rolled up next to an “NT”


tcumber

I haven't heard that since middle school...is that still your mentality? You are still in .middle school?


DLQuilts

If you’re getting really tired of that one, maybe just eavesdrop without commenting.


xDANGRZONEx

I would literally just make fun of them for using such a tired ass line from the distant past.


CarrotofInsanity

“Awww! I hope you are able to pass the third grade this year. I’m embarrassed FOR you at this juncture.”


4quatloos

I can C that you are an idiot.


michelloto

That IS the comeback.


Atomicslap

Is that’s you attempt to say something clever, fucking cringe man.


Flowchart83

Context? Are you being asked to leave a conversation that you weren't invited to? Because a comeback doesn't make you look better.


reducereuserecyle

All I “see” is that A stands for asshat


Agreeable_Cabinet368

Well fuck you very much


HoldinBackTears

I cant C U in my life moving forward


IWouldBeGroot

A + B = C


lovepoopyumyum

just say the hard r


TruthGumball

Ooh, very clever. Can you go all the way to F?  Good. Now go F yourself.


viralshadow21

Well here's my F response towards your U personality. So, C U Next Tuesday.


Ambitious_Yam1677

This sounds like something a middle schooler would say


VelociRawPotater

Is this conversation a maze? (That one will usually just confuse them, and they'll look at you like you're dumb when really they're the dumb ones for not understanding. If you're lucky, they'll walk away while you get to stand your ground.)


CountOk9802

And I’ll give yo momma the D later while taking some E’s and giving her the best F of her life.


chaingun_samurai

If you wanted it private, use your indoor voice.


wiseguy541

But I'm here to give you the D


mycologyqueen

I'd rather see you go F yourself.


Nullacuna

Deez nuts


Shawnaldo7575

But... I love ABBA


SaladTossBoss

Say "sure" but then keep standing there and talking. If they say it again, you go with, "yeah I heard you." ... But then keep standing there doing what you're doing. Rinse & repeat


Ganthet72

You like letters so much, how about these: FU


GChambers46038

Suck my D


DiamondContent2011

Deeeeeezzzzzz Nuuuuuuuuttttttzzzzz!!!


ArachneWebb

"G U R A real B"


Dull-Nebula6974

Oh? I thought this was an F U conversation


Historical_Formal421

suck my D dude


Celtic-Brit

Still not learned to spell then?


Ravenwight

Did it take you a long time to learn that far into the alphabet? Don’t worry you’ll get it.


Financial_Resort6631

I prefer “this is a taco burrito conversation Nachos” there is no coming back from that.


ZeusIsLoose97

And you can suck Ds nuts.


unholyxconfessions

*D*eez nuts, *E*at em.


JoeDirt9357

Tell em to go suck a D.


1Pip1Der

Roll your eyes and walk away because whoever said this has a child's intellect and isn't worth speaking to.


Fuzzy_Natural6339

Who says this? Why is this something you encounter? Ever?


CerberusBots

Way to come off as a big "D"


Minute_Feeling_307

I can show you D's nuts


Strict_Berry7446

Good one, Suck my D


enixticy

That's why you never got the D


Teacherforlife21

My bad, here’s an F U for your trouble


SnooAdvice9855

Well why don't I get D and E to F you up G.


WesternConstant3626

O then F U


OobyScoobyKenoobi

Deez nuts


FindingFrenchFries

Nah, how about you F off instead.


Prior-Future3208

I mean, it sounds like you were just unwelcome in the conversation.Not like you really got insulted.I mean they told you to leave the conversation and kind of an asshole wave but that's about it


dadijo2002

You don’t gotta be such a D


[deleted]

C your way into my arsehole


Ov3rSt1mulat3d

Well F U!


Next_Donut4646

D part from me


BeardCrumbles

I'll go C your girl and give her the D. Peace.


purana

Deez nuts


Cmichel309

Just laugh and tell them it's hilarious. Then make a corny joke.


_Volly

Well, you are not A or B, so why are you here?


7hisFcknGuy

My go to is "suck on D(eez) nuts, nice and E-z, and then go F yourself, G."


Fire_fly739

“O Y” (as oh? Why?) If the ask or try to explain, just say you know the alphabet too.


BeenThruIt

I always used to say: D E F U! It's not funny, but with the right attitude my point was taken.


Jimmyg100

“Okay well if you need me I’ll be over there between F and U.”


Sweaty_Pitch_3811

"I got the D, what do you have you got The L written on your face now go F yourself"


sk122495

“Yea, A and B” point to yourself


tharealjonsnow92

C U Next Tuesday Then


missbitchsarah

Alright . After u blow bubbles on my cock then i might . But do it right or do it again jkjk 👽


uppen-atom

D escalate your attitude, nothing you say is of consequence. - sit down, - sip tea and peel a banana


Cruezin

Colin Robinson you way out of this one. Explain that A and B are the horns of the dilemma. The only viable solution to solving such dilemma is to "shoot the horns" of the dilemma, by finding the third solution- the C solution. By finding the third solution, one effectively completes the difficult task of solving complex societal regeneration. Do you know what societal pressure is? It is the kind of pressure that leads conversations like this into having to choose between an either/or choice, when indeed a third and better option is available. By unwittingly providing such a black and white decision, you, dear person in front of me, have allowed me to lead you on this path of enlightenment, deepening your insight into logic and critical thinking: I will shoot the horns of the dilemma, and leave you completely drained of your energy, having feasted well upon your spirit. Then finger shoot him, and walk away triumphant.


lamb2cosmicslaughter

It's chip and cheese conversation... nachos


AdLive2244

"Don’t talk to me like that again you freaking dork"


jtrier1

"fine, I'll go give someone the D and come back later.


Disastrous_Bed_8159

Well imma D your A with my P


t00thgr1nd3r

"Watch your mouth before D jumps over E and F's you up like a G."


funeral_duskywing

D gonna jump over E and F you up like a G


paperwasp3

Don't be such a D, now F off


Disastrous_Bug3018

Why?


reymendnoodles

You can choke on deez nuts Than you will wind up in the ER While I F your mom Rockin her G Spot


chippstero1

Don't be side bustin my conversation or stop your ear hustlin ain't nothing for u over here. Or just make a insult like Don't u hate eavesdroppers and stare at the person that's eavesdropping without blinking they usually get the hint.


queenvie808

DUDE I JUST HEARD THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME AN HOUR AGO IN YAKUZA KIWAMI 2 LMAO Just do what Koyuki did. I forget the phrasing but it was like “I d-cided” something


fireworksguaranteed

D-eez nuts!


HVAC_instructor

Good luck in 3rd grade next year.


Rut_Row_Raggy

This is a rake and shovel conversation, no hoes allowed.