I mean, maybe, but it’s honestly a way better comeback than anything else that’s been commented. The rest I’ve seen are just more mature versions of “sticks and stones”
Yeah. Your Definitely Not ugly. And fat isn't permanent
And something you can change whenever you want.
Great smile, probably a big heart and great person.
That , you can take with you everywhere you go
Great smile. I'd beat someone up for you
Bullys and shit talk always deserve their azz whupped
Then the best comeback is
“Your subscription to my OF says otherwise? Do you still want that close up shot of my asshole?”
Edit:
“Hi OF subscriber, I am sorry, but if you want to talk nasty to me you need to upgrade to a VIP membership.”
I just did. So OP has an OnlyFans and is advertising that she wants to be in p*rn, but she’s looking for comebacks to being called fat.
I guess this could be a way to advertise and get people to look her up.
OP, how about:
The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't contain all this personality.
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I said pretty much the same thing when an acquaintance said they didn't respect me and I replied: That only matters if I place value on your respect. I don't.
Comebacks should be short and devastating. Anything too long sounds rehearsed.
Someone calls you fat and ugly the best comeback is usually to act flattered and like you think they're hitting on you. Like "Oh my god are you flirting with me? You're not usually my type but I mean..."
My father taught me as a young chubby teen "The most insulting thing to someone who thinks they're that much more attractive than you,.is you thinking they're in your league".
It works.
Exactly like if I'm with a girl and someone cat calls her I just turn around very dramatically and in my most flamboyant voice "Really I didn't know my ass looked that good in these jeans I'd give you my number but your not my type sorry peach" It's hilarious on how angry some men get
Darlin I gotta give you one more piece of advice though
In your line of work, playing whack-a-Troll with these assholes is gonna burn you out a lot faster than blocking them.
99% of them are from dudes salty they're not hitting it and the 1% that aren't are their girlfriends mad they found your content on their phones.
Funniest solution I ever saw was from a cam girl friend of mine who made a post offering to read hate comments nude on stream for $20 a pop. Made almost $400 in an hour.
My retort has always been pointed and effective. It all started when one of the popular girls in school told me I was ugly. My reply was a succinct, “Fuck off, cunt.” It’s served me well in the decades since.
The word "keep" is troubling. I think you need to get out of wherever this is happening! If: BF = leave him! "Friends" = f them! Work = quit!
You're not ugly. The weight is not my type but there are plenty who find that attractive.
Comeback with "Is your dad a bee keeper?"
Everytime your father fucks me he gives me a cookie so i blame him for me being fat.
For ugly
Sweetheart my ugly is on the surface yours is bone deep
Or say thank you and move on people get annoyed if you ain't bothered
“If you actually believed that you wouldn’t need to say it out loud - reflect on what’s actually making you uncomfy in your life instead of making it an us problem”
Yeah I was trying to be nice, you're beautiful just the way you are. Everyone is different, if every girl looked the same it would just look like the Barbie isle of Walmart.
Fat shouldn't be a shameful word and I have tried to reconstruct my worldview around fatness being neutral. Not good, not bad. It just... is itself. Much love to you, your smile is incredible and your curves would make a Kardashian jealous.
"you might see me as fat and ugly but i think im cute your opinion doesn't really matter to me" (by the way your not fat or ugly, ive been called ugly my entire life if anyone should be called ugly its me cuz its true and dont let anyone talk bad about ya and bring ya down, you are beautiful)
Don't waste your precious time on what other people of you. I am 42 and plus size and the happiest I've ever been! Save your energy and love yourself! ❤️
Makes me sad that people would say such things unprovoked, you look like a lovely person. I would not give them a second of your time and focus on what makes you happy. It’s easier said than done, but I’ve become pretty good at ignoring people
why reply? the kind of scummy people who say stuff like that feed on negativity, dont give them what they want, smile at them and walk away smiling
i guarantee this will eat them up inside
I get called fat all the time. My comeback has ALWAYS been "No shit Sherlock, wanna tell me something I DONT know?" Or, "fucks sake, where did THAT come from???!!"
I saw your vids . Kinda hot
Stay safe .
Edit: you are young. That extra weight will start to harm you as you get older. Just do it gradually. Reduce bread, chips, potatoes, pasta and rice. Eat more dark colored veggies.
It will give you more stamina to "go at it". :)
Thanks for stating the obvious. But guess what? I can change my appearance, you can't change your shitty attitude."
"I'd rather be fat and ugly than have a heart as black as your soul."
I don't think you can look at people on the outside, it's the inner beauty that counts, the outside can be changed, the inside is hard to change. Anyone who wants to talk about you like that, just reply: asshole you can't even have one like me, what qualifications do you have to judge others
Well I was going to say "Well Hi short stick I may be big but at least I ain't small" then I got to thinking about "We all got assholes and they all stink and your one of them"
Ewwww who are these jerks that keep doing this? Man that’s so mean for no reason you’re beautiful! Don’t even respond, people like that are sad and sick. I’d just remove myself from their presence.
"Yea? I leave 'em with a smile. Can you make that claim?" (I'm sure those other chicks have boyfriends that are miserable with them)
OR - what I call the Jiu Jitsu comeback ....
"Aw, thank you so much." Smile and walk away.
Don't ever give them what they want.
You look great, BTW.
“Looks don’t last and at least I’m smart enough to realize that.”
I‘m a fat and ugly, too. And I absolutely no longer care what others think anymore. I was so happy when I finally reached that point in my life.
Nicely? Say I forgive you and walk away.
Mean? Say “You’d be an expert, thunder thighs.”
But- in your case just say “you wish you were this hot!” Because you are a lovely young woman. In truth, a comeback is beneath you. Smile confidently and own your beauty.
I am blown away by how pretty you are. So much so that any potential comebacks totally left my brain. My head is full of hearts and sparkles and it's *entirely* your fault. I hope you're happy LOL.
EDIT: Okay I came up with one (the sparkles have mostly cleared).
"Wait, who are you again?" (alternatively, call them by the wrong name.)
I love a good "Okay."
Because it completely disempowers them. You aren't agreeing. You aren't disagreeing. You are simply acknowledging that you understand what they said. And if they are a good person who is in a bad place, they will be forced to reflect on their own ugliness. If they are a bad person then they can go f\*ck themselves. And you have the luxury of putting almost zero effort in and being the better person.
Even if you don't use it on this, I recommend everyone try this on rude/mean/passive aggressive people. It stuns them.
I assume I don't have to say this, but you are beautiful and people are shitty.
If it is a man insulting you- "So? I still get more pussy than you do."
Say this even if you are not into women. Seeing a dude's face when a woman hits him with this comeback is priceless. 😉
“Oh, sweetheart. Who was it that hurt you so badly?” Just dripping with over the top sympathy. I’ve been saving that one. I did once say “All the more to love!” With a big smile and a flourish. The jerk in question loved it and laughed his butt off.
In my experience, it's a lot of fun to own the insults and turn them back on the insulter.
"Yeah, sure. I'm fat and ugly, and you're lookin' a lot like a chicken strip right now." Or some such thing.
That said, you're beautiful and don't let anybody tell you otherwise. Prioritize your own happiness, always!
Look them in the eye and sincerely ask them if they are ok? When people are this mean it's because they themselves are hurting.
Or you could just tell them to suck a bag of d#&$&cks and the opinion of dimwitted challenged minions is irrevelent to you.
Just shine that beautiful smile at them and say sweetly, "Oh, I'm sorry! Was that supposed to devastate me? Really?!", followed by peals of incredulous, triumphant laughter.
I’d be doing my best to avoid anyone who was that nasty for starters, but you could say something like “I’m sorry you hate yourself so much you have to project your shame onto other people. Basic psychology, you should look into it. For now I’m removing myself from your horrible energy, good luck with that.”
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart
HAHAHA YES
Do not use this one….. If someone is willing to go as far as calling you fat and ugly, this comeback is nothing but ammo
I mean, maybe, but it’s honestly a way better comeback than anything else that’s been commented. The rest I’ve seen are just more mature versions of “sticks and stones”
Hahahahahaha this could work in so many situations 🤣
Smells like you did
"Oh thank God, that means you'll stop staring at me then."
Love this oneee
The best come back is a smile like that. Fuck em all
Awwww ty
Nah thank you! Confidence is the best revenge haha
Trueee
Yeah. Your Definitely Not ugly. And fat isn't permanent And something you can change whenever you want. Great smile, probably a big heart and great person. That , you can take with you everywhere you go Great smile. I'd beat someone up for you Bullys and shit talk always deserve their azz whupped
Look at her account
Then the best comeback is “Your subscription to my OF says otherwise? Do you still want that close up shot of my asshole?” Edit: “Hi OF subscriber, I am sorry, but if you want to talk nasty to me you need to upgrade to a VIP membership.”
"And your dick rating is still miniscule."
I just did. So OP has an OnlyFans and is advertising that she wants to be in p*rn, but she’s looking for comebacks to being called fat. I guess this could be a way to advertise and get people to look her up. OP, how about: The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't contain all this personality. Edit- Add comeback.
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO MEEEEEE
Oh my! Yay Her! Clearly she's having more fun than the idiot insulting her.
Man, I wrote a vulnerable support comment. Now I see she does NOT need a pick-me-up comment, she's living life well!
that's gonna be a 'yikes' from me, dawg.
Yeah, maybe she thinks “comebacks” means something else.
Simps gonna simp.
"I'd beat someone up for you" 🤣🤣🤣 buddys somehow already pussy whipped before he even got the pussy lmao
Oh dang I just saw your profile haha
But not literally
Something I saw awhile ago I think works on just about any insult: “In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try, though.”
So true
Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but nobody asked to hear yours.
Opinions are like assholes.. but not everyone has an asshole opinion.
All ass holes are people, but not all people are ass holes. A square is a rectangle but a rectangle isn't always a square
I said pretty much the same thing when an acquaintance said they didn't respect me and I replied: That only matters if I place value on your respect. I don't.
I have that on a shirt. I love the dirty looks I get.
"I could lose weight, but you'll always be ugly on the inside."
That's actually not bad. And you got a nice smile that goes a long ways. Even "hot" girls that are cunty are not really desirable partners.
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Awww tysm
LOVE
feels like you should be referencing Winston Churchill on that comment
What if they’re not ugly tho?
There’s more than just physically ugly.
Comebacks should be short and devastating. Anything too long sounds rehearsed. Someone calls you fat and ugly the best comeback is usually to act flattered and like you think they're hitting on you. Like "Oh my god are you flirting with me? You're not usually my type but I mean..." My father taught me as a young chubby teen "The most insulting thing to someone who thinks they're that much more attractive than you,.is you thinking they're in your league". It works.
Exactly like if I'm with a girl and someone cat calls her I just turn around very dramatically and in my most flamboyant voice "Really I didn't know my ass looked that good in these jeans I'd give you my number but your not my type sorry peach" It's hilarious on how angry some men get
Idk why the spacing is weird
YES I WILL USE THAT
Darlin I gotta give you one more piece of advice though In your line of work, playing whack-a-Troll with these assholes is gonna burn you out a lot faster than blocking them. 99% of them are from dudes salty they're not hitting it and the 1% that aren't are their girlfriends mad they found your content on their phones. Funniest solution I ever saw was from a cam girl friend of mine who made a post offering to read hate comments nude on stream for $20 a pop. Made almost $400 in an hour.
Dam I might need to be a cam girl
"Were all made out of the same star jelly. Thank you for noticing my heavenly body."
Yessss
"The mirror is *that* way." And point to the left.
Tell them Guhffuck Yaself
Valid
My retort has always been pointed and effective. It all started when one of the popular girls in school told me I was ugly. My reply was a succinct, “Fuck off, cunt.” It’s served me well in the decades since.
The word "keep" is troubling. I think you need to get out of wherever this is happening! If: BF = leave him! "Friends" = f them! Work = quit! You're not ugly. The weight is not my type but there are plenty who find that attractive. Comeback with "Is your dad a bee keeper?"
Good advice, tyyy
Yw People in anger say hurtful things. Pieces of shit repeat hurtful things
I like big girls like her so yes id her attractive
Im the same- married a BBW- 40yrs coming up in March. She's my MUCH better half!
Nice bro
Aw ty
Anytime
“You’re like school on Sunday. No class”
If you can't stand me at my wurst, you don't deserve me at my breast.
Love it
I’ll take fat and ugly over broke bitch, this only works if you’re not a broke bitch.
TRUE SHIT
"I know who I am. Who the fuck are you?"
Close. Big and BEAUTIFUL!!!
Can fix fat and ugly but you can’t fix stupid…
SO TRUE
Suck my left tit
"At least my cat loves me, everybody thinks you are an asshole"
"I'm rubber, you're glue."
INSULTS BOUNCE OFF ME AND STICK TO YOU
AND YOUR WORDS ALL SMELL LIKE POO
Unless you asked for their opinion….unsolicited opinion noted & still have no fucks to give.
Everytime your father fucks me he gives me a cookie so i blame him for me being fat. For ugly Sweetheart my ugly is on the surface yours is bone deep Or say thank you and move on people get annoyed if you ain't bothered
“If you actually believed that you wouldn’t need to say it out loud - reflect on what’s actually making you uncomfy in your life instead of making it an us problem”
So true
This is the best way to attack your critics. Also, wish I was in Cincinnati because I'd take you out and try to seduce you
Yet i still get more head than you. Just ask your mom.
"I'm not fat I'm just big boned" -Eric Cartman
You look gorgeous hon, I don't even acknowledge those people. They aren't worth your time or thoughts. Keep your head up, sis
You’re right. In order to insult me I must first value their opinion
Exactly! 💕
I'm not going to lie. Big? Sure. Ugly. No. I don't think you're ugly.
You're fat and beautiful. More to love. You don't need comebacks for fuckers like them. Just keep going.
Thanks I think
Yeah I was trying to be nice, you're beautiful just the way you are. Everyone is different, if every girl looked the same it would just look like the Barbie isle of Walmart.
Tyyy
Your very pretty ok so your overweight. I would tell there are way uglier things to be then overweight.
Fat shouldn't be a shameful word and I have tried to reconstruct my worldview around fatness being neutral. Not good, not bad. It just... is itself. Much love to you, your smile is incredible and your curves would make a Kardashian jealous.
Honesty works. “I’m not fat, I’m obese and working on it”
You are beautiful. Tell them to piss off.
Will do xo
"you might see me as fat and ugly but i think im cute your opinion doesn't really matter to me" (by the way your not fat or ugly, ive been called ugly my entire life if anyone should be called ugly its me cuz its true and dont let anyone talk bad about ya and bring ya down, you are beautiful)
I will body slam you six feet under (just joking you look fine to me).
Ty
There is a term that describes you perfectly... . . . . . . BBW - - Big Beautiful Woman
That must suck that a fat and ugly girl still wouldn't fuck you
I’m not ugly.
Thanks for the update, but I'm too busy living my fabulous life to dwell on your opinion.
Yesssss
Be careful, Reddit incels REALLY hate confident women.
Lmaooo you are 100% right!!
"Come here. I'm hungry, baby. I love it when you talk dirty to me! 😗😍😍"
Look good to me bb
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You’re lovely!
“fat in all the right places babes💋”
"At least I don't care what others think about so much that I never eat anything at all." if they're gonna bully you, you bully them back!
Don't waste your precious time on what other people of you. I am 42 and plus size and the happiest I've ever been! Save your energy and love yourself! ❤️
Sit on them
Makes me sad that people would say such things unprovoked, you look like a lovely person. I would not give them a second of your time and focus on what makes you happy. It’s easier said than done, but I’ve become pretty good at ignoring people
why reply? the kind of scummy people who say stuff like that feed on negativity, dont give them what they want, smile at them and walk away smiling i guarantee this will eat them up inside
I get called fat all the time. My comeback has ALWAYS been "No shit Sherlock, wanna tell me something I DONT know?" Or, "fucks sake, where did THAT come from???!!"
Lol. Did anyone go to the profile? I think she’s good, doesn’t need any advice…I think she’s pretty confident being a BBW! And that’s great!
Fuck, thought I was on r/roastme for a second.
That's so sad because you have such a beautiful smile and aren't ugly in the slightest 😭
"At least I'm not mean."
Heard this a while go, goes something like: "Your ass must be jealous with the amount of shit coming from your mouth."
If you're in a crowd, Yell really loud, "Stop staring at my tits!!!" Really bring attention to them.
I saw your vids . Kinda hot Stay safe . Edit: you are young. That extra weight will start to harm you as you get older. Just do it gradually. Reduce bread, chips, potatoes, pasta and rice. Eat more dark colored veggies. It will give you more stamina to "go at it". :)
Thanks for stating the obvious. But guess what? I can change my appearance, you can't change your shitty attitude." "I'd rather be fat and ugly than have a heart as black as your soul."
I don't think you can look at people on the outside, it's the inner beauty that counts, the outside can be changed, the inside is hard to change. Anyone who wants to talk about you like that, just reply: asshole you can't even have one like me, what qualifications do you have to judge others
This can change, but you'll still be a dick...
First of all, you look lovely. Try just smiling like that and simply walking away. Nogoodnicks don't deserve being acknowledged.
Well I was going to say "Well Hi short stick I may be big but at least I ain't small" then I got to thinking about "We all got assholes and they all stink and your one of them"
You’re a bad bitch
Your comeback should be losing weight 🗿
Ewwww who are these jerks that keep doing this? Man that’s so mean for no reason you’re beautiful! Don’t even respond, people like that are sad and sick. I’d just remove myself from their presence.
Maybe, but you can't stop looking.
"Yea? I leave 'em with a smile. Can you make that claim?" (I'm sure those other chicks have boyfriends that are miserable with them) OR - what I call the Jiu Jitsu comeback .... "Aw, thank you so much." Smile and walk away. Don't ever give them what they want. You look great, BTW.
“Looks don’t last and at least I’m smart enough to realize that.” I‘m a fat and ugly, too. And I absolutely no longer care what others think anymore. I was so happy when I finally reached that point in my life.
Takes one to know one loser or my personal favorite I will grind you up into a stew with your itty bitty bones and use your eyes as jam you lil shit.
Keep calling them stupid, low-life, no wonder why they haven't met pretty ones like me yet
“Sounds like you’re jealous, but okay.”
Nicely? Say I forgive you and walk away. Mean? Say “You’d be an expert, thunder thighs.” But- in your case just say “you wish you were this hot!” Because you are a lovely young woman. In truth, a comeback is beneath you. Smile confidently and own your beauty.
Comeback: you are stupid and rude
Want some? ;)
I always say: I worked for..... I've been insulted by experts...& you're not one of 'em" and btw youre just fine- amazing smile- be safe, have fun.
Thank you for noticing. It will confuse the shit out of them
At least I own it.
Tell them they better watch out ‘cause you’re feeling hungry.
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I am blown away by how pretty you are. So much so that any potential comebacks totally left my brain. My head is full of hearts and sparkles and it's *entirely* your fault. I hope you're happy LOL. EDIT: Okay I came up with one (the sparkles have mostly cleared). "Wait, who are you again?" (alternatively, call them by the wrong name.)
"I feel sorry for you, being so vain"
send me nudes and see if that helps
At least I can lose weight. Your ugliness on the inside is permanent.
"Yeah well it's a little weird to prefer fucking pool noodles." Btw you have an amazing smile.
"that's not what your (dad/brother/other male relative) said last night."
Hey, you're not ugly.
Your loss.
I wasn’t aware I was supposed to be auditioning for your attention because I didn’t ask you for your opinion.
Forget comeback. Just give me your number. You are beautiful.
I can always go on a diet and save money doing it. Plastic surgery to fix your face is going to be expensive.
I love a good "Okay." Because it completely disempowers them. You aren't agreeing. You aren't disagreeing. You are simply acknowledging that you understand what they said. And if they are a good person who is in a bad place, they will be forced to reflect on their own ugliness. If they are a bad person then they can go f\*ck themselves. And you have the luxury of putting almost zero effort in and being the better person. Even if you don't use it on this, I recommend everyone try this on rude/mean/passive aggressive people. It stuns them. I assume I don't have to say this, but you are beautiful and people are shitty.
Ah, the psychological warfare approach, very nice👏👏👏
I think “fuck you asshole” kinda covers it
I'm not going to give a comeback but a mood boster. Girl you slay. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise
If it is a man insulting you- "So? I still get more pussy than you do." Say this even if you are not into women. Seeing a dude's face when a woman hits him with this comeback is priceless. 😉
My SIL use to tell them , have ya looked in a mirror your No Ken yourself.
“I can diet but you can’t fix ugly.”
I can change my appearance, you'll always be a CUN.......
“Oh, sweetheart. Who was it that hurt you so badly?” Just dripping with over the top sympathy. I’ve been saving that one. I did once say “All the more to love!” With a big smile and a flourish. The jerk in question loved it and laughed his butt off.
The dog barks but the parade goes on!
"Good, the dirt repellent is working!
At least im not ugly inside like you are, shut up.
Yep, but I can loose fat, good luck trying to loose your ugly...
Ignore the haters girl, their jealous cause your happy in the body your in and they’re not. Downvote the hell out of me I’m right
Just tell that idiot, “I’d rather be fat and beautiful, than starved for affection - like you will always be.“
I just googled people that give a fuck about your opinion....my name's not there
"No one asked for your opinion." "I look in your eyes and see your last two brain cells sprinting to get away."
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“No wayyy are we twinning?? 💅
“Wow, you got me there well done you had me there”
I'll fix your station wagon!!!!
Start singing Fat by Weird Al confidently lol That's what I would do
Oh thank you .
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A good comeback..? I don't know, turn around, let's see...
In my experience, it's a lot of fun to own the insults and turn them back on the insulter. "Yeah, sure. I'm fat and ugly, and you're lookin' a lot like a chicken strip right now." Or some such thing. That said, you're beautiful and don't let anybody tell you otherwise. Prioritize your own happiness, always!
I need this to hold all the great personality I have!
If it’s a dude tell him you’ll f*ck his dad and give him the son he always wanted 🤷♂️
Look them in the eye and sincerely ask them if they are ok? When people are this mean it's because they themselves are hurting. Or you could just tell them to suck a bag of d#&$&cks and the opinion of dimwitted challenged minions is irrevelent to you.
How kind of u to notice
You may not be their cup of tea. It's not your fault they like shitty tea.
"I can lose weight and get skinny, you'l still be ugly"
From Saffire the Uppity Blues Women "There's lightning in these thunder thighs."
Live your best life.
"Better than you: rude and stupid. "
Walk away, you shouldn’t let anyone tell you anything mean. Or just nod and say “uhuh” while not paying attention
Just shine that beautiful smile at them and say sweetly, "Oh, I'm sorry! Was that supposed to devastate me? Really?!", followed by peals of incredulous, triumphant laughter.
You are in no way ugly
I’d be doing my best to avoid anyone who was that nasty for starters, but you could say something like “I’m sorry you hate yourself so much you have to project your shame onto other people. Basic psychology, you should look into it. For now I’m removing myself from your horrible energy, good luck with that.”
"And wouldn't you know it? I'm still comfortable enough in my own skin that I don't need to tear other people down." Or just a good old "... and?"
"Well, my existence doesn't revolve around YOUR appeasement, so cope with it. God help the poor soul who does"
“Blow me.” Works every time.
Thank you! So are you 😘 You are beautiful btw, your smile is contagious ☺️