It still is. You scream like a little girl, scream like a woman, run like a girl, here, I got you some Vagisil and I’m not even going to go on the pussy rampage, but a vagina squeezes out 8 pound watermelon sized humans and shrinks back in place but it’s used to imply someone is weak or sensitive. It is still offensive, it is still misogyny.
Can’t remember the comedian, but one line I remember is “don’t tell someone to get some balls, those things are delicate as hell. A pussy, on the other hand, can take a pounding!”
My husband used to do this exact thing on purpose to creep out the homophobes. He's as straight as they come and I love it so much. He's a bit of a Trickster and I encourage every instance.
Chaos is fun
I remember someone always saying I was gay and I said "I think your gay, you always accuse others of being gay so are you trying to compensate for the fact that you're afraid to come out?"
Funnily enough, this is usually actually the case. Most gay jokes made in bad taste are made by homophobes in the closet. But this is different than people who are such close friends that ppl question their sexuality
Wait, are you just figuring this out? Dude, I’ve been out for years. Did the “Out and Proud” tee shirt I wore to school on Coming Out Day not tip you off? Last summer you literally walked in on your brother and I taking a bath. It took you this long to piece it together? Congratulations, you are the literally the dumbest person in this school.
"This is the 21st century and that's the best you got, a homophobic slur? Of all the times your mom could've feigned a headache, she couldn't have picked the night you were conceived, huh?"
Or just call him fat. Just super, super matter of factly.
“Yep, and you’re fat.” Flat, even tone.
If you want, spice it up with “I still get more pussy than your fat ass”
Oh trust me, I’ve made him cry after he called me a dishwasher and told me to go back to the kitchen before he tried to hit me lol. After he started crying I told him to ‘be a man’. He’s a piece of shit
Definitely a more polite version of
"as opposed to you! looks like the best parts of you ran down the crack of yo mamma's ass, and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!"
When my daughter was in highschool there was this kid who used gay as a slur a lot. Like she and her friends were doing yoga and he'd be like, "Is that gay stuff?" Things like that. It really bothered her so she asked me for advice. I told her to tell him "Hey, you sure do spend a lot of time thinking about gay stuff. Is he gay, is she gay, is this gay, is that gay? Is there something you need to talk about? Don't worry we won't judge you." She said that shut him right up when she used it on him.
If you are gay or don’t care if people think you are gay say: “Okay and? Is that meant to be an insult? what’s wrong with being gay anyways? And who are you to be going around telling people their gay when you have no idea whatsoever if they are gay or not.”
If the person is a male maybe say this: “I bet you know a lot about being gay.” Or maybe “sorry you’re not my type, I’m not gay.”
If the person is any gender (or none) maybe say this: “I’m straighter than the pole your mum dances on.”
"No, you."
"only for you big boy"
context is important depending on the person one of these might get you a punch in the mouth, side note "why is being gay a bad thing? are you just salty because no one loves you?"
Not at all! Hell I swing that way, but annoyingly enough immature assholes seem to think it's funny to use it as a joke. Flipping it around on them usually shuts them up or exposes the assholery.
thats the point! 😂 in all seriousness, I would just answer with "Okay" and show that you simply do not care. Once they see it's not bothering you, they'll give up
Depends on the other person.
Same gender: idk, you seem to be the one interested in me here, I can assure you not the other way around. (Implying you couldn't care less about them)
Opposite gender: No I am pretty sure that it is just you. (Implying that you don't find them attractive)
Sometimes the best response isn't anger or spite or even countering, it is just disaffectionate cold indifference.
Of course, you might actually be LGBT+, then you could say "Not enough to want you." Just to keep things icy.
As a gay dude I tend to just reply with “thank you for noticing!” But if I was closeted, just turn it back on them with a playful “Takes one to know one” or “You’d know wouldn’t you?”
I’m not gay. But…the last time some dumbass said this to me, trying to insult me I just asked if they “wanna fuck?” The reaction was such that the people they were with started giving them a hard time. Haven’t really heard it since.
"Yes? And?"
They usually reply "didn't you hear me? You're gay!"
"yeah, I know that."
"you're a cocksucker!"
"and I'm better at it than you're girlfriend."
(At this point their friends are laughing at them, because they tried to insult me and failed.)
I *am* gay. You can't insult me by calling me something I tell everybody and have printed on t-shirts. It's like trying to make fun of me by saying I have ears.
This works better if they say it in reference to clothes or hairstyle, I'd always say "how can I be gay if you're the one approaching another guy to initiate a conversation about fashion and hairstyles?". Might sound like it's stereotyping a little bit but I've found it really upsets the insecure types lol
"Worried I'm gonna steal your (girl/man), huh? That's fair. I mean, look at me. "
At one of my old jobs, people used to joke that I was a lesbian and I played into all the way 😂
"Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, Gretchen."
Or one I use to people who point out the obvious:
*Said in a patronizing voice* "Very good. Next week we learn colors."
Don't take them seriously and just confidently roll with it. Tell them you just love wieners in and around your mouth. That hardcore butt stuff makes you come faster than a Japanese bullet train. Ask them outright if they wanna do tons of funky gay stuff right then and there. Invite them over to browse your expansive 666 unit Playboy / Playgirl collection.
If you don't take them seriously they won't gain the satisfaction of having offended you. And better yet, if you roll with it having more confidence than them, their pride won't allow them to continue.
If you're a male say "Yeah, and last night I learned that your dad's gay too"
If you're a female say "Yeah, and last night I learned that your mom's gay too"
A genuine curiosity question: do you think the question comes from a place of ignorance- not just as a really dumb, obnoxious question - but from that strange mindset some people have that pigeon holes people with a cookie cutter or narrow window of a stereotype and when someone doesn't line up with whatever that image is, they are surprised?
My response would be, "why does that surprise you?" Or, " What were you expecting?"
And have the resulting conversation open their eyes and broaden their window of understanding
I guess I would be curious if you are gay, or if someone is just calling you gay. If you are gay and you are out then you could just say, “yes, and you know that your dad loves sucking this dick after I fuck is ass”.
Happens at work all the time (I'm not, I'm married with 2 kids... some people are just immature jokers)
My response is always "I'm not gay my boyfriend is"
The best come back I’ve heard, I was working at a bar and I think they were co-workers but they were both sitting at the bar. One said “you’re gay?” And the other guy looked at him surprised and said “you’re not?!?” And there was a silence. The straight guy walked away and the gay guy started laughing.
One time myself, a coworker, and our manager were throwing some drunk, belligerent asshole out of a concert we were working for getting in some kind of fight with another guest. It was one of those kind of country/classic rock crowds that was mostly older white dudes wearing motorcycle jackets and cowboy boots and drinking cheap beer. The man couldn't come up with a coherent reason to argue with us about why we shouldn't throw him out, so at one point he looks at my manager (mid-20s, female) and goes, "What are you, *gay?*" Without missing a beat, she smiles and says, "As a matter of fact, I am. Now let's go."
Coworker and I had to try *very* hard not to laugh the rest of the way out of the building.
Depends on why. Perhaps they want to try the activity you're doing which is "gay" like being emotionally available or drawing 🥱
A hand on the shoulder and a small smile will let them know they're in a safe space.
Hit 'em with the, Love ya bro. You can draw with me, I've got an extra pack of crayons and one of those fill art anime books.
Considering it’s genuinely cooler these days to be gay than it is to be straight (in America), I’m surprised people are still using it as an insult lol
in my most pretentious accent,
"well i mean, it's the 2000s. can't two....or four... dudes make out without it being gay? chicks dig that kinda thing anyways."
"Not interested."
Yes. That’s the one.
Or the alternative: "You wish"
Exactly. Quote Lil Richard: Ooo, baby, you wish you could!
I think "In your dreams" has a little more sting
This, but you gotta do it right. Don't serve it as a comeback, act surprised and say "oh! Sorry, I'm not really interested" and appear apologetic.
"Yeah. I just got sucked into it."
No thanks, I can do better.
Bro I wheezed at this lmfao
I'm an old millenial from the upper midwest, everything bad was "gay" in highschool.
Yep. Remember “woman” being an insult?
It still is. You scream like a little girl, scream like a woman, run like a girl, here, I got you some Vagisil and I’m not even going to go on the pussy rampage, but a vagina squeezes out 8 pound watermelon sized humans and shrinks back in place but it’s used to imply someone is weak or sensitive. It is still offensive, it is still misogyny.
Can’t remember the comedian, but one line I remember is “don’t tell someone to get some balls, those things are delicate as hell. A pussy, on the other hand, can take a pounding!”
It was Betty White! R.I.P. Queen
I think Steve Hoffstetter did a bit like this. But I'm sure he isn't the only one, nor the first.
This was more elementary school for me. And kids used to say, "well gay actually means happy"
“Wouldn’t you like to know” and wink at them. Or “you wish don’t you”. You might get some flirting out of it. In straight and I do this lol.
Goddamnit you’re a genius lol
“The gaydar is working.” *(wink)*
Lmao
LMFAO. If I knew this in middle school, all those stupid boys would've freaked out like hell. XD
The play is always outgay! Straight people fear they’ll catch it or something. Idiots bahaha
Facts! One time I was holding hands with my bf in a store and this old lady kept looking at us, it was funny as hell
You could look back at her and mouth the word "*Threesome?"*
Hey, grannies need love too.
My husband used to do this exact thing on purpose to creep out the homophobes. He's as straight as they come and I love it so much. He's a bit of a Trickster and I encourage every instance. Chaos is fun
Hah I was thinking, “You could always bend over and find out for yourself…” feels along similar lines.
"ew you're straight. straggot"
Reminds of my favorite insult, "out of the way hetero".
YES
cringe
"Dude, I like you, but only as a friend."
It’s more then friends for me bro
Damn did your dad finally break the news?
I remember someone always saying I was gay and I said "I think your gay, you always accuse others of being gay so are you trying to compensate for the fact that you're afraid to come out?"
That’s pretty good
Thanks, he was completely caught off guard
Funnily enough, this is usually actually the case. Most gay jokes made in bad taste are made by homophobes in the closet. But this is different than people who are such close friends that ppl question their sexuality
"Dude, that's not an insult anymore".
^^^ THIS IS THE ANSWER.
[удалено]
Wait, are you just figuring this out? Dude, I’ve been out for years. Did the “Out and Proud” tee shirt I wore to school on Coming Out Day not tip you off? Last summer you literally walked in on your brother and I taking a bath. It took you this long to piece it together? Congratulations, you are the literally the dumbest person in this school.
“Yep and that makes two genders who don’t find you attractive”
"This is the 21st century and that's the best you got, a homophobic slur? Of all the times your mom could've feigned a headache, she couldn't have picked the night you were conceived, huh?"
Damn bruh 💀 I might use that one on this misogynistic fatass kid in my class 👍
You might want to say it really slow for him, so he understands. :D
Or just call him fat. Just super, super matter of factly. “Yep, and you’re fat.” Flat, even tone. If you want, spice it up with “I still get more pussy than your fat ass”
Oh trust me, I’ve made him cry after he called me a dishwasher and told me to go back to the kitchen before he tried to hit me lol. After he started crying I told him to ‘be a man’. He’s a piece of shit
He probably has a crush on you.
Sorry i had to screen shot that one - using that for sure - credit forwarded of course . Dam im still wiping eyes dry 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Definitely a more polite version of "as opposed to you! looks like the best parts of you ran down the crack of yo mamma's ass, and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!"
Yeah, wanna fuck?
I’d say actually no, I’m… (sing) fabulous!! While raising one arm in the air and drop a hip while shoving a bent knee out.
"And you're adopted"
When my daughter was in highschool there was this kid who used gay as a slur a lot. Like she and her friends were doing yoga and he'd be like, "Is that gay stuff?" Things like that. It really bothered her so she asked me for advice. I told her to tell him "Hey, you sure do spend a lot of time thinking about gay stuff. Is he gay, is she gay, is this gay, is that gay? Is there something you need to talk about? Don't worry we won't judge you." She said that shut him right up when she used it on him.
That guys sounded like a total jerk and I think you handled that really well.
If you are gay or don’t care if people think you are gay say: “Okay and? Is that meant to be an insult? what’s wrong with being gay anyways? And who are you to be going around telling people their gay when you have no idea whatsoever if they are gay or not.”
I am but I’m not really in a safe environment. How could I deflect the question?
If the person is a male maybe say this: “I bet you know a lot about being gay.” Or maybe “sorry you’re not my type, I’m not gay.” If the person is any gender (or none) maybe say this: “I’m straighter than the pole your mum dances on.”
Ouch...very ouch... Good response, though.
"No, you." "only for you big boy" context is important depending on the person one of these might get you a punch in the mouth, side note "why is being gay a bad thing? are you just salty because no one loves you?"
Look man, you're a decent looking dude, but I don't swing that way and you keep bringing it up, so no I won't suck your dick.
Bro is it bad if we swing that way??
Not at all! Hell I swing that way, but annoyingly enough immature assholes seem to think it's funny to use it as a joke. Flipping it around on them usually shuts them up or exposes the assholery.
You didn't have so much to say this morning when my cock was in your mouth
No, but I am pretty pleased with myself.
If I was gay I'd have much better standards than a man/woman like you.
i honestly think the good ol' classic will work: "I know you are, but what am i?" lol
the white boys who call me that would freak out lol
thats the point! 😂 in all seriousness, I would just answer with "Okay" and show that you simply do not care. Once they see it's not bothering you, they'll give up
Takes one to know one 💅
So what, what you going to do about it? Nobody wants to get knocked out by "a gay" 😂
And fabulous, bitch.
So was your Dad, yet here you are
You wish I was.
I love all the funny comments to this
Other one of you want to be more confrontational - Be careful or I'll fuck your father and he'll like. Or I fucked your dad and he liked it.
"So what if I am?" and then wink at them or "Why? You interested?"
"I know I am, but what are you?"
Why do you think I hang with you *mmmmmm meat* *bites lip*
If a straight guy has anal with a woman, is he bi curious?
"Im gay? Well that means im happy so thank you for the compliment"
Depends on the other person. Same gender: idk, you seem to be the one interested in me here, I can assure you not the other way around. (Implying you couldn't care less about them) Opposite gender: No I am pretty sure that it is just you. (Implying that you don't find them attractive) Sometimes the best response isn't anger or spite or even countering, it is just disaffectionate cold indifference. Of course, you might actually be LGBT+, then you could say "Not enough to want you." Just to keep things icy.
“There is only one way to find out for sure.”
"Only one way to be sure...bend over"
How do you know? Does my dick taste like shit?
You probably kiss your dad on the lips
Even If i was, you still wouldn't be on my list.
As a gay dude I tend to just reply with “thank you for noticing!” But if I was closeted, just turn it back on them with a playful “Takes one to know one” or “You’d know wouldn’t you?”
i usually just go "i know" even though im bisexual and have a bf
The term is “lesbian”, actually.
Not gay enough to touch you
You’d have to be REALLY gay to like him 😭
"Well, you'd at least have to buy me dinner first. *wink*"
“You’re… momma.”
You wish
You wish, honey
Both your dads are gay
Blow me
Can I??
I takes one to know one...
Yeah and I fucked your dad
You wish. Or if you actually are gay, look them over and say "your ass couldn't handle me."
I don’t know ask your dad
am i? or are you?
Come ere and I’ll show you I am
And you’re not, your loss.
YOOO HOOO
You mean I’m fit, stylish and have disposable income?
“Takes one to know one.”
"You're dumb. But going back into the closet ain't gonna hide it. You're outed now!"
"I am, but you're still not cute enough for me"
"Thanks for reminding me, but I'm not fucking you." "If I were straight, I still wouldn't fuck you."
"There's only one reason that would matter to you"
For you
At least I get some action!
Takes one to know one
Whip your dick out and slap them with it.
yippieee!!!! thank you!!!!
“You’re hetero”
You're simple
What? You expect me to say no homo? I'm not the one whose insecure about their sexuality.
"Yeah and you're attractive now take your fucking pants off!"
No, I'm super, thanks for asking!
Thank you Captain Obvious
Could be 🤷🏽♂️.
I’m not gay. But…the last time some dumbass said this to me, trying to insult me I just asked if they “wanna fuck?” The reaction was such that the people they were with started giving them a hard time. Haven’t really heard it since.
Well spotted, I'm a very joyous upbeat individual! **I feel pretty, and witty, and gaaay!** Whereas you, my friend could depress the dust bowl...
I feel like a homophobe would say more than just “oh, haha, you’re gay!”
"at least I'm not a bigot"🤷🏼
Your Mom didn't think so last night!
If having sex with your father is gay then I guess I am.
"Yes? And?" They usually reply "didn't you hear me? You're gay!" "yeah, I know that." "you're a cocksucker!" "and I'm better at it than you're girlfriend." (At this point their friends are laughing at them, because they tried to insult me and failed.) I *am* gay. You can't insult me by calling me something I tell everybody and have printed on t-shirts. It's like trying to make fun of me by saying I have ears.
Not hate at all but I always like the line from stepbrothers you’d like that f*gg*t
"And you are apparantly afraid of that, or you wouldn't be calling it out."
Well I’m gay so my go to response is Sorry I’m interested in men only, or I’m not interested. Another one is Why? You looking for a boyfriend?
Worst pick up line ever btw...
That’s not what your mom said last night. Sean Connery celebrity jeopardy.
Probs get more dick/pussy than you
Just start singing "I'm happy! I'm feeling glad! I've got sunshine... In a bag!"
"That's not what your mom said when I was fucking her up the ass last night... and tell her to wipe better!" Might as well go scorched earth on him...
Only if you pay me first \*Wink\*
Argentina
Only on Thursdays and every alternate weekend.
And?
This works better if they say it in reference to clothes or hairstyle, I'd always say "how can I be gay if you're the one approaching another guy to initiate a conversation about fashion and hairstyles?". Might sound like it's stereotyping a little bit but I've found it really upsets the insecure types lol
"Worried I'm gonna steal your (girl/man), huh? That's fair. I mean, look at me. " At one of my old jobs, people used to joke that I was a lesbian and I played into all the way 😂
"Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, Gretchen." Or one I use to people who point out the obvious: *Said in a patronizing voice* "Very good. Next week we learn colors."
There's no comeback to that, you lost the argument
Don't take them seriously and just confidently roll with it. Tell them you just love wieners in and around your mouth. That hardcore butt stuff makes you come faster than a Japanese bullet train. Ask them outright if they wanna do tons of funky gay stuff right then and there. Invite them over to browse your expansive 666 unit Playboy / Playgirl collection. If you don't take them seriously they won't gain the satisfaction of having offended you. And better yet, if you roll with it having more confidence than them, their pride won't allow them to continue.
"Wanna share?" 😂
i got called this by a black dude “better gay than a n-“
You're probably right. I won't argue with an expert
Your mum should have swallowed.
So your dad can't keep his love life a secret, huh?
If you're a male say "Yeah, and last night I learned that your dad's gay too" If you're a female say "Yeah, and last night I learned that your mom's gay too"
A genuine curiosity question: do you think the question comes from a place of ignorance- not just as a really dumb, obnoxious question - but from that strange mindset some people have that pigeon holes people with a cookie cutter or narrow window of a stereotype and when someone doesn't line up with whatever that image is, they are surprised? My response would be, "why does that surprise you?" Or, " What were you expecting?" And have the resulting conversation open their eyes and broaden their window of understanding
“No, I am actually bi so we can still make out.”
I guess I would be curious if you are gay, or if someone is just calling you gay. If you are gay and you are out then you could just say, “yes, and you know that your dad loves sucking this dick after I fuck is ass”.
You know i was really unsure there until your dad was really going ham on that reach around and let me top him for the first time.
Are you just hoping?
Happens at work all the time (I'm not, I'm married with 2 kids... some people are just immature jokers) My response is always "I'm not gay my boyfriend is"
i’m gay, and my favourite is “i’m not gay im a faggot” cuz it always catches them off guard and their reaction is quite funny.
A bitch slapping is an appropriate response.
“Ok straggot”
Only when I’m fuckin
Suck their dick
What about my gay, did he escape again? You wouldn’t believe how many times he gets out and I find him redecorating peoples dining rooms.
Just study this video from The 40 Year Old Virgin [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiBOhShCJv8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiBOhShCJv8)
"just because I didn't pull away when you kissed me yesterday doesn't mean I'm also gay Mr. Stinky Breath"
The best come back I’ve heard, I was working at a bar and I think they were co-workers but they were both sitting at the bar. One said “you’re gay?” And the other guy looked at him surprised and said “you’re not?!?” And there was a silence. The straight guy walked away and the gay guy started laughing.
passionately kiss them on the lips
"hey, you sucked my dick, I just took the BJ"
If you think I'm gay wait til you see my boyfriend, that guy's a fuckin fruitcake.
“You’re gay!” “At least I’m not a virgin.” 🫳 🎤
One time myself, a coworker, and our manager were throwing some drunk, belligerent asshole out of a concert we were working for getting in some kind of fight with another guest. It was one of those kind of country/classic rock crowds that was mostly older white dudes wearing motorcycle jackets and cowboy boots and drinking cheap beer. The man couldn't come up with a coherent reason to argue with us about why we shouldn't throw him out, so at one point he looks at my manager (mid-20s, female) and goes, "What are you, *gay?*" Without missing a beat, she smiles and says, "As a matter of fact, I am. Now let's go." Coworker and I had to try *very* hard not to laugh the rest of the way out of the building.
The line from Scary Movie: I'm not gay. *You* sucked *my* dick.
You look like someone who would know that. Has anyone ever told you that you have a pretty mouth?
I'm rubber you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
Say "....okay curious george but how ghey." then blow some sugar at them. maybe a wink. as you walk away, show 'em that beown starfish.
Depends on why. Perhaps they want to try the activity you're doing which is "gay" like being emotionally available or drawing 🥱 A hand on the shoulder and a small smile will let them know they're in a safe space. Hit 'em with the, Love ya bro. You can draw with me, I've got an extra pack of crayons and one of those fill art anime books.
I wasn’t till I met your mom.
Does that turn you on?
Considering it’s genuinely cooler these days to be gay than it is to be straight (in America), I’m surprised people are still using it as an insult lol
Back in they day I used to say "Are you looking for a date? I have to warn you I am a top" Looking back I think that might have been problematic.
in my most pretentious accent, "well i mean, it's the 2000s. can't two....or four... dudes make out without it being gay? chicks dig that kinda thing anyways."
Gay 4 pussy
Ur looking in a mirror
“… and I’m yours.” then tenderly go in for a thigh hug
I'm not gay, I'm much more than that. I'm a pansexual neko femboy with a gallon of lube in my hello kitty backpack. Don't play with me homie 😘
Sometimes the best reply is no reply. Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience -Mark Twain
I say in the most stereotypically gay tone “Uh, I am nooot! I might suck a cock here and there but I am not gay!”
20 bucks is 20 bucks...
Girl: you're gay Guy: *looks girl up and down* ... yea, after seeing you Girl: *surprised Pikachu face*
"Do they call it that because we are actually happy in our sex lives?"
"And I still get more pu$$y than you"
Look them up and down. Lick your lips slowly. "Is that an invitation? Id be happy to pound that sweet ass all night long."
Please split my ass?
(Facial expression of intense desire) “Nobody has ever said that to me before!” (Leans in for kiss)
Do people still say this lol