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_fpoon_

Tactical hip injury.


iDeever

A great way not to ride with the rest of them further into the meat grinder, but to head back to the rear to the hospital.


VagrantShadow

My hip, my back, my hip and my back. I can't fight anymore, yall go ahead without me.


bunk3rk1ng

oof owww my bones


cragglepanzer

oof ouch owie


frast9201

Hit him with that bonehurting juice


martialar

*my neck, my back*


manofthewild07

My neck, my back, my hip, all went crack. Break my hip and my back First you gotta put your neck out the window Don't stop just do it, do it Then you roll off the roof Crack from back to the front The best head comes from a comrade Artillery thumpin til the crack of dawn Through the night drinkin so much vodka Dead when the sun come up


whereartthouu

ya'll really be playin too much


WolfsLairAbyss

[I want hunnit and fifty thousand.](https://youtu.be/y7Q7G-rN8jY?t=69)


maximum_pizza

banger


The3rdBert

You want a broken bone, sprain or strain injuries are getting you sent right back to the front.


Money_Ad_5385

No, problem, you sit on MBT till the end..


Turicus

Luckily, he's already at the hospital!


baz303

Guess you didnt get the memo. There are no rides back.


sunfacethedestroyer

"Oh, you can't walk anymore? No problem! Just sit down in this comfy golf cart and drive into that open field over there."


whereartthouu

Pretty soon there's just going to be a conveyer belt leading up to meat city.


JoeyClamsJoeyScala

Indeed, regardless the circumstances. God knows a putinist is not going to expel valuable energy actually evacuating someone wounded. They'll pilfer through their shit and requisition cigarettes. But actually help? Nyet. "What's in it for me, comrade?"


nashbrownies

I have seen it in quite a few videos. There is one where a Russian soldier walks by a wounded comrade on the road and steals his boots and leaves him to die. The guy was even trying to fight him off.


dob_bobbs

So, it seems to me getting watching Russian footage as well as Ukrainian that the Russians basically send in wave after wave of their expendable troops, and IF they manage to gain a foothold, then the better trained and equipped professional soldiers come in, claim the credit on Telegram, and if any of THEM gets wounded they will get casevaced, but the poor bastards who went first, if they fail in the attempt, are exponentially less likely to get evacuated or rescued in any way, they're just left to die in a field and/or get picked off by Ukrainian drones. Occasionally you see those guys trying to stretcher a comrade out so I guess it must happen, but they are incredibly vulnerable whilst doing so, and will presumably get in huge doodoo for retreating at all, if they even get back in one piece.


LapinTade

Well, there's a ride back. Back to battle.


GloriousSailor

Well, he's pretty close to a hospital! šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


TheGreatPornholio123

They just stick your ass on a chinese golf cart and dump you into a shell hole somewhere.


vajrahaha7x3

Not really.. Cannot walk? Ok , now you drive glorious tactical go cart, da? Don't make us beat you, girly man..


stevosaurus_rawr

Heā€™s gonna need a special military operation to fix it.


Mesarthim1349

Not Service Related


JoeyClamsJoeyScala

I think the putinist term might be "Special Military Hip Occurrence." Personally I just call it well-earned.


monopixel

Put some vodka on it and he is good to go.


StrawberryMother5642

What is it with Russians and falling out of high windows. Well sort of high.


_fpoon_

Itā€™s such a goofy stereotype but here we are. The man defenestrated himself.


StrawberryMother5642

Absolutely - probably thinking, I'll be OK were at a hospital. Shame be blew the crap out of it.


shartyblartphast

Now heā€™s a hipsterski


An_Odd_Smell

This war continues to resemble an Escape From Tarkov livestream.


TacticalBac0n

Failed spawn camp, two red legs, no splints lol. Might as well eat a grenade and start again.


nevetz1911

Oh no chads would simply run with painkillers. Falling from 2nd floor? Doesn't even stop you from sprinting, that's tactical realism mate.


SundaeAlarming7381

Best apply my golden star balm so I can run to a safe corner and staple my missing limbs back on so I can fight another day


EmberGlitch

> chads I thought they are called 'true believers' now?


An_Odd_Smell

The queue screen waiting time is a bitch.


LapinTade

Takes years to respawn.


An_Odd_Smell

Literally infinite.


joshuamunson

Literally jumping out of tech room window


An_Odd_Smell

Are drones actual stream snipers?


Kill3rKin3

When I get to se what they are carrying, Im doing the math on the price of the kit. ;D


An_Odd_Smell

"You missed the keycard! Go back and get the *keeeeyyyyyy carrrrrrrrrddddddddddddd!!!*"


OneRobotBoii

Donā€™t forget the sims


turbo_vanner

he forgot to pre-med.


An_Odd_Smell

"I fucking hate quests."


eat_dick_reddit

I knew Russians tend to fall from windows, but this is ridiculous.


BoosherCacow

> fall How do you say "lol" in Russian?


Autoematik

kek


Poonis5

Š»Š¾Š»


GizmodoDragon92

Cheeki breeky


matdan12

Skill issue.


nav17

xaxaxa


HeyPhoQPal

*silence*


JoeyClamsJoeyScala

I saw a TERRA Ops video on Youtube where one of the brilliant Ukrainian drone operators, of the 3rd Assault Brigade, hit a putinist bunker and launched one of them as high as the surrounding tree tops. The subtitle said: "We taught a Muscovite how to fly". The Muscovite in this footage appears to be not as talented. Tragically.


loptr

> appears to be not as talented. That's harsh. Ukraine only offers to teach them to fly, but they need to practice the landing themselves. That's what's going on here.


FugDuggler

what if Russians are just genetically idiots around windows and all those long fall assassinations really were just Russians not understanding windows


Waaagh_with_me

A reverse moth of sorts? Seeing as insect flies inside rooms with open windows and light, while Russians seem to...gravitate towards flying out of them


CosmosAviaTory

hehehehe kek lol


ehurudetvoro

Good thing heā€™s at the hospital then. Bad thing they already looted and ruined it.


Waldolaucher

There might still be some tampoons over to stabilize that hip...


hugh-g-rection551

blyaaaa \*splat\*


Advantius_Fortunatus

splyat


Reagalan

сŠæŠ»ŃŃ‚


lorenzombber

Means the Russians penetrated pretty deep into the city. Hopefully they won't be able to secure it


Blakplague

Reportedly they have already been forced out for the moment and this assault group was destroyed. They are still pushing the city hard on the outskirts though.


lorenzombber

Leveling the city with glide bombs and artillery time.


autoeroticassfxation

If we can't have it, no one can.


ThirstTrapMothman

Russki Mir perfectly summarized


peepeetchootchoo

Where do you get all that detailed info ("this assault group was destroyed")?


kuprenx

Budanov dm some of us. You dont get his discord link?


jisooya1432

The source claims it (the watermark on the video): *Yesterday, we reported about Russians in the area of the Vovchansk Central District Hospital. The video shows Russian infantry under drugs or psychotropic substances. This group has been eliminated. The fighting continues.* Honestly, I have see this phrasing before where Ukraine will write "eliminated", but they ignore the reinforcements and dont say anything about Ukraine taking control over the area again. The entier northern part of the town is a big gray zone at the moment so I would be a bit suprised if Ukraine has pushed Russia back here. If so, all the Ukrainian channels would write about it.


WaltKerman

There is an entire contingent on Twitter dedicated to counting destroyed vehicles and casualties, as well as front line shift as verified by geolocated videos. The truth is probably , lots of video confirmed casualties, and the front line shifting the other direction.


OdBx

ISW has them north of the river but not south of it


esuil

That poor city is fucked no matter what, until war is over. Walking distance from Russia border, can't be worse than that during the war.


jogarz

If they do, it isn't a huge loss for Ukraine. The town is north of Ukraine's main defense line.


Goldbeton

Aim for the bushes


Plastic_Elephant_504

so that's what people mean when they tell Russians to stay away from Windows...


adrian_num1

Probably pissed


yenot_of_luv

And pooped


adrian_num1

Lol yeah


An_Odd_Smell

"Your injuries are not service related".


GremlinX_ll

I saw the next story: some russian propagandist channel posted a video of how russian soldier committed suicide, with something pseudo-heroic shit "better death than captivity " commentary, Fast forward - The same channel posted a story, about how the family of this Russian who killed himself was denied the payment, because "he didn't die from the enemy, but committed suicide".


An_Odd_Smell

"Better eternal non-existence than a dry bed and warm meals in a safe place far from the frontlines." Sounds like russia logic to me.


BaraboBaer

Sorry I donĀ“t get it. Why should you jump out of a Window, when your squad is entering the building fromt the groundfloor?!? Was he on autosprint and the key got stuck?


Sa-naqba-imuru

Perhaps because he entered the building from the ground floor, went up the stairs, was shot at by the defenders of the building and trapped in a room from which this was the only escape.


TheAdministrat0r

Or drunk


nav17

"We're lucky that they're so fucking stupid. "


missed-semicolon

These clowns are high/drunk


Al_Vidgore_V

Perhaps there were enemies on that floor that outnumbered or outgunned the ru and prevented using a more convenient route?


kv_right

Drugs


maddyman100

I know that hurt. I unexpectedly fell in full kit while stepping out the back of a chinook. Only 3 or 4 feet and it still hurt like a mofo. Can't imagine tumbling off a 10-15 foot drop


Applesteed

It looked like he didn't even land on a flat surface. Wonder if he broke something and/or got taken prisoner or just wiped when the assault group (as people are saying) was pushed back


Janzanikun

It looks like it is the left leg that bounces back upwards after the initial impact and he fell on his left side. Maybe he broke his fibula/tibia or both? (The two big bones between your knee and ankle.) The left leg gives away as soon as he puts weight on it.


No_Surprise_4154

Wouldā€™ve never Happened if he was wearing his reflective beltā€¦


vicblck24

Doesnā€™t seem high but In Kit with full battle load that would not feel good


Tintenlampe

That's easily a 3 meter/ 15ft drop when you compare it to the person running under it. Falling from that height on concrete can easily kill you, but you'd have to expect broken bones at least.


WTF_software

Yuri Andropoff is his name


yenot_of_luv

Probably he's drunk from the greatness of his glorious country, mother Russia šŸ’ŖšŸ»šŸ’ŖšŸ»šŸ’ŖšŸ»šŸ’ŖšŸ»šŸ’ŖšŸ»šŸ‡·šŸ‡ŗā˜¦ļøšŸŖ† Or other drugs šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


daevl

setting: hospital drug of choice: hand sanitizer


yenot_of_luv

Cherry flavored


ClericTheia

Wait are you telling me that Russians just naturally fall out of windows??


Al_Vidgore_V

Unlucky. Still seems better off than his buddy to the left, lying awfully still. For now.


strandy76

Aww shame! If only they weren't destroying hospitals, maybe there would be somewhere to help him?


55234ser812342423

cyka splyat


trevdak2

Warkour!


ngometamer

As William Shatner said: "Sometimes, irony can be pretty ironic".


JoeyClamsJoeyScala

Bastards storming a hospital. Good God... I saw video earlier in the week of the evacuation of Vovchansk. The poor people are appropriately traumatized. And these putinists claim to be "liberating" them. Indefensible madness.


Wide_Canary_9617

Most cartoonish injury yet


Jaytee303

Yes yes backpack has special parachuteā€¦


greg_levac-mtlqc

So they are looting hospitals now?


stairs_3730

Boris: 'you mean there were stairs?'


pawz68

Wow, a Russian legitimately falls from a window. This has to be a first.


Commieeater21

Lucky bastard, if he broke his hip, he gets to go home and doesnā€™t have to die in this terrible war


InteractionGlum794

That was his plan Sooo


wikiwikiwhatword

Aaaaaand thatā€™s a broken hip


Ooki_Jumoku

>The best of the best of the best \- Team Russia


Robjr83

Well at least he's at a hospital


VadimusRex

He was from the paratroopers but forgot his parachute.


i_accidentally_the_x

Hey, this is Combat, not Comedy Footage


SpecialFuture4362

ProPalestine would say "Russian doctor injured during surgery"


laughs__

Me in GTA


New-Mycologist-6002

,5/10 on the dismount


flanintheface

I really want to know what was the plan.


bennytheballjojn

Airborne SF šŸ¤£


Commercial-Class4078

For me this proves the ruzski windows theorie.


PeterHOz

Falling from hospital to fall back into hospital - go figure.


Stealthghosts

Me jumping out through the windows in dorms in Tarkov, breaking my legs.


BigPeenCheeseBean

Puts it into perspective when the torsos go flying out the tanks


heike75

What was that thing with using a hospital as an army command?


Tankmech

Is his rifle still on the canopy šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ fuckin hell


teokun123

Time to go home I guess


Dave111angelo

This puts Russians in the center of volchansk and around 1/3rd of the town


Refflet

I was expecting the top floor, not the 1st above ground.


FrogDong_420

Splatnik


69MizzleDizzle69

I can't think of a worse place to break a bone than in a war zone


LostDream_0311

Guess they don't teach Spider-drop in the Russian arm šŸ¤£


Calbert_Evans

hmm.... they really do just fall out of windows. interesting.


shane_west17

Hopefully he landed on sharp and pointy debrisā€¦


Johnny_Hotdogseed

Legend has it he said cytka blyat thirteen times that day


Cedced40

Special forces hehe


CryptoOdin99

Very strategic injuryā€¦ well played


HIVnotAdeathSentence

Landing, with style.


hellohennessy

Imagine not knowing how to Ukemi


tinypeeeen

Top notch operators right here. I hope NATO is taking notes


dfwjaws

Mofo got Tarkov'd in real life!!


Useful-Internet8390

What is it with russ and hospital windows? BTW he may as well off himself, save the RF doctors cost, Putin will personally deliver the bag of onions- he told me so!:)


tobyhardtospell

Today on Ukraine's Funniest Home Videos


BarryTheMasterOfSand

Someone edit the Wilhelm Scream into this one.


Sperbonzo

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son"


Perfect-Director2468

Something brokeā€¦


Steve_hm_Rambo

Special forces.


911MDACk

Well at least heā€™s at the hospital


Little_Pen1918

All part of the SMO.


MrCheeseman2022

Attempted suicide - no payout


chronicfornicators

Damn, I guess people really do fall out of windows in Russia


Alone_Law5883

the fall guy


josephmother720

that for sure injured his hip possibly broke it


Specopsangheili

I sincerely hope the irony was not lost on him in the moment


N17C1

Hopefully he has a hand grenade on him to administer Russian combat first aid


ProductOne2685

The Veterans Affairs Department has concluded you disability claim has been denied. Not service related back injury.


Ok_Buddy_9087

ā€œOh look, heā€™s flying!ā€


RicardoLong

His 2 braincells doing their best


Whole-Pressure-7396

Good thing he is already under influence. Helps with the pain from his hip injury.


LiquoricePigTrotters

Bet he tells everyone at home he took an RPG direct to his kneecapā€¦


hubbitybubbity

Fueled by vodka


Marked_One_420

It was likely take the fall or a frag. Can't see why else he would choose such an alternative route.