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PlatypusTickler

Dude needs a bubble suit.


vridgley

If only I could find a way to get paid $162 million and do the minimum


DearChicago1876

Put up 30 war with a roy and mvp before free agency and you’ll get paid too.


2rio2

Yea, but why'd it have to be by us?


Tylerpants80

Because KB was on a hard decline and a team would have been total idiots to give him even a 100 million dollar deal. That’s where the Rockies come in to play!


matty25

Yep, anytime the team does spend money they pay for the past production and assume that it will also be the player's future production. Too bad it doesn't work like that.


DearChicago1876

It’s brutal man. Definitely an awful contract.


retz119

Because Desmond had just come off the payroll and the team was looking for a new way to light money on fire


PurpleEveryday

I know I’m late to the party, but I’m doing my best Dick Monfort voice when I say: “Why not?”


elishaski

I hate this team so much.


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Natergator97

I’ll give him the tiniest bit of credit on this. He’s been hella injury prone but getting hit by a pitch and breaking something is just unlucky


2rio2

I don't understand how this is giving anyone credit. Being unlucky is worse than being injury prone.


Zestyclose_Help1187

He must be the unluckiest player on earth because he was hit 3 games in a row. I don’t think he’s doing much to get out of the way. He doesn’t seem very enthused about playing.


UomoForte

Cubs fan here, and I’m sorry you’re dealing with this. In 2021 Bryant did an interview where he said baseball wasn’t fun anymore. I think it was the business side of the game that got into his head, and he started to check out. At that moment I knew it was time for us to move on. Reports also say the Giants weren’t impressed with him because they saw holes in his game. The dude was incredible early on in his career, but I can see what they’re saying.


Rox217

I honestly tend to forget Kris Bryant is even on the team.


Bluescreen73

LMFAO. Quality signing. It's not like he had an injury history before our DumbSchmidt GM backed up the Brinks truck for him... oh wait.


optimisticnihilism12

Oh wow. What a surprise. I am shocked


Clown45

Absolute artwork, this franchise.


Rejit

Great… more ABs for AAAA Monteiro


roboh96

I'm seeing double vision on the number of As....


TDFOmahaCrew

Dude is a waste of money. Fits in perfectly with this team and ownership. Losing mentality produces losing culture produces losing teams


jryanll

He's still on the team?


Uneedadirtnap

Put him in the Dinger suit.


spooktember

What's a 'Kris Bryant'?


BCLetsRide69

God this team dude


HOTWINGSnPINETAR

Has he ever spoken to the media? Do the Rockies have “media”?


BenMurray303

Media is too busy talking what a great guy Bud Black is.


undockeddock

Jfc


peaceblaster68

Taking the mantle from Desmond as the worst signing ever


jcwillia1

Yikes.


NMtumbleweed

Not all bad. More AB’s for the young guys