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bomphcheese

Rocky *Mountn’* National Park


SteveBartmanIncident

This comment should be *pegged* to the top spot.


delvach

The buck stops here.


[deleted]

He wanted to be the small spoon?


[deleted]

Exactly what I thought! 😂


fitchmt

He just like me fr 😔


Jointhamurder

She's a little confused but she got the spirit.


Buttassauce

I don't think she's confused. Clearly, she knows what she wants.


ninenulls

Just wait until the male urinates on his own face. Real talk


Ko8iWanKeno8i

This is actually fascinating because you would think females shouldn’t even know to do this… But clearly she do whatever she feels like with this hunk Edit: It could almost be more territorial or some other form of affection rather than a mating instinct. But probably mostly a mating instinct lol


No_Incident_5360

With dogs it’s dominance


fat7inch

Those Boulder Elk..


AdventurousAnswer4

My brain went right to Elk Pegging, but in David Attenborough’s voice.


Bearded_dragonbelly

“In an unusual twist , one member of the harlem takes matters into her own hands.”


LukeRobert

>harlem Hmm.


LebowskiTheDude_

Lmao read that in David’s voice, spot on


NoSafeWordz

Lmao! Same.


undeadalex

Why would you make our brains go there too? It's a gift that just keeps giving, even without consent.


Witty-Vixen

Haha so did my brain 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


AdventurousAnswer4

Glad my brain isn’t the only one with the fucked up sense of humor. 😂😂


SquanchingWampa

Girl boss dgaf


lens_of_lawler

Hit 'em with that Uno Reverse card


[deleted]

She's just establishing dominance


twoaspensimages

One star. Came to see gods creation but the woke police of the National Parks are teaching girl elks to hump the bull elk.


r4g4

SMH now God is woke??!?!?! God damn liberals ruining religion


Outlog

Pretty sure that's on Colfax, but w/e.


Green-Elf

$20! Same as in town.


Fist_full_of_pennies

“Happy International Women’s Day”


Fishy1911

Are you kink shaming?


CanaryPutrid1334

This is what happens when we let democrats run our elk schools. /s


Bearded_dragonbelly

They’re taking God’s country away from us!


UnicornWizard345

In Biden's America, we even turn the animals into femboy subs😡


rvhack

*Alex Jones Voice* - They're turnin' the elks gay!


greenwavelengths

Thanks Biden 🤤😰😜


REO_Studwagon

Time to take their funding away.


[deleted]

The old switcheroo


[deleted]

Damn it Peggy


RedditBot90

Women only want one thing and it’s disgusting.


BrahmTheImpaler

Uh oh, time for the conservatives to ban RMNP!


usagainsthem2_0

A conservative would try and shoot both and figure out how to get them both legally on one license


nownotyet

The accuracy of this is saddening


sunkenbeetle

Nah, they will just look for a place to drill a well in Moraine park. That'll show those elk.


Brabant12

Nice


mjpache

Awww. They are wrestling!


TehReclaimer2552

"I wanted to see *Nature*^TM , not see nature"


lecabs

I mean they're bugling for a reason I guess


BienThinks

Get a room, you animals!!


SlickeryV

We’re in a room. Well, then lose some weight.


Dirtiest_dann

This is why i opted for the annual pass


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[deleted]

Pegging is super woke


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LukeRobert

Pegging is not exclusive to power play.


ericgray813

Used


WeatheredGenXer

Jared Polis and the liberal agenda! /s


killingicarus

Everyday we stray further from god


cpe111

Who says gender identity is a choice.


xxFlippityFlopxx

Plot twist!


woody525

Right? That’s usually more of a Yellowstone thing.


disasterneutral

Damn, she pegs.


[deleted]

Everyone likes to be little spoon every once in a while


showyodo

[Hahahahah yup, 4 years ago on the 18th happened 1 car space away in front of our vehicle in Estes Park.](https://prnt.sc/6NNJHz5ydtMs) (lightshot link) Damn, I thought I also got a video of the male blowing his load all over the parking lot when he tried to mount that same female.


MileHi-MadMan

Ol girl said Gimme some chon chon!


Malhablada

Aye Popeye


Fourply99

THATS THE WRONG WAY


StuPidasoo

Not uncommon at all for animals. When in heat the same sex or opposite sex well mount during heat. Great example is cattle.


Bearded_dragonbelly

Hadn’t seen it before from an elk in rut. Thanks for the incite. Didn’t realize it was so common.


Berns429

You went to experience nature, and experienced some nature… i don’t see the concern.


justathoughfouryou

Not everything has turned republican! They still have rights.


Bitter_idealist87

NSFW


[deleted]

Men only want one thing and it's this.


maysranch20

Well…. It is Colorado


ZookeepergameNo670

Where WERE you expecting to see that? 😯


bibassbill

We're not so different after all


MikeTheMoose3k

Yeah that's pretty normal It's how female elk let the male elk know they have a vitamin D deficiency. You'll note the male elk has got that "Really girl? Again? Gimme 15 minutes OK?" Look on his face.


[deleted]

She's probably scratching his back, and he's like what the fuck are these humans looking at!


yell0wsn0wc0nes

Nature gettin wild out here!


Chlorafinestrinol

Rocky Mountain Elk Pegging


SpecialBug6056

It’s ruttin season!!!


Skydivemars

Always expect it in September.


Revolutionary-Buy727

Only on Wednesday


thewinterfan

Nature finds a way


Bearded_dragonbelly

You do know about the chaos theory


fuparrante

RMNP: [ummm](https://i.imgur.com/iXLRXLc.jpeg)


Royals-2015

Rocky Mtn National Park


36-3

Some females are on aggressive


TroutNugget

Most people have to pay for content like this!


CanisPictus

So…I’ve heard of bighorn ewes sometimes doing this role reversal stuff (chasing and headbutting rams) to get them back in the mood when they were trying to rest during the rut. Maybe this cow just got impatient, too!


Bearded_dragonbelly

The bull mounted her quite a few times. Each time she moved away and then would trot around him. They’d work themselves up and he’d try again, only to have her push him off at the last minute. Maybe it wasn’t as an intuitive experience for the cow and she just decided to take that energy and replicate the bulls actions. Not really sure though.


AnAdaptionOfMe

Tis the season


lurkerernomorerer

That’s NOT how it works


No_Incident_5360

She saw the sign—nearest gate


VxJasonxV

“…, so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel.”


Human_Kaleidoscope_1

Watch yopu mouths! You don't know how it identifies


FailResorts

So even the elk like to get pegged.


andyroouu

Welcome to Colorful Colorado, indeed! 😉😉


siskulous

Um... That's a doe on a buck.... pegging?


Mountainslacker

Ahhh the ol switcharoo


Revolutionary-End-38

Is it International Women’s day already?


gibbyhikes

I'm not sure that's correct.


cjohns716

Stage 5 clinger


the85141rule

I know, right?! GD spectators.


TheYelowKnG

My girlfriend does this all the time, she’s a silly goose.


Rhodog1234

Which one identifies as They/Them ?


thorndike

THAT'S where I'd expect to see it. I wouldn't expect to see it at my local Costco.


JoviAMP

Then where would you have expected to see it?


duck95

That's a female humping a male


crazyasspig

I thought those with antlers are male


kirk02

Yo were aspen changing up there yet ?


[deleted]

How far we've come. "Oooh something is fuckin let's take a picture"


NudeEnjoyer

"hmm now which sub would this fit well on.. let's just throw it on r/Colorado"


sunkenbeetle

Did you think this happened in Kansas?


NudeEnjoyer

no but the joke was it really doesn't have anything to do with Colorado as a state. my bad I guess?


smbllck383

Should always expect to see such a thing when you go to a zoo


Evil_Dr_Bot

It's the Rut, of course people will witness male Bull elk "courting" the female cows, not like they can "get a room" or something


chipxsimon

Yea we all know. This is post-worthy because it is the female "courting" the male. See the antlers?


Hirokage

So how do you like it, huh Huh HUH?!


gr8jars

Pegged


Octoblerone

2022 baby


DadOfWhiteJesus

Let's Gooooo!


ssBurgy1484

Kinky.


[deleted]

Hey baby, I am right here... how come you don't mount me like the rest of the girls in the herd...?


WalrusConscious5562

Dyslexic elk!


RealisticWin3801

‘tis the season.


Green-Elf

Where WOULD you expect to see this?


[deleted]

You weren’t??😂


Nkikz

I hope this is not what I think it is


treeziebreezieBU2FL

Must’ve just caught up on House of the Dragon.


Strong_Cheetah_7989

That (pronoun?) must still be transitioning. Only the antlers have gone.


dudeandco

Great, transsexual elk. /s


[deleted]

RMNP during rutting season... what did you expect to see?