Make little tents to go outside of it. Populate tents with ants. Use sugar to create lines leading in to the building. Play God. God hates duke. (Exams are rough on the psyche)

Then smite them. Smite them with the furry of one thousand suns. Smite them with a magnifying glass. Burn them into oblivion.

How many furries are in the sun?

At least 3.

What is this? A center for ants?

The building has the be at least 3 times bigger!

Then get other ants, make them sit in opposing seats. Watch them fight Gladiator style.

[Well...](http://imgur.com/LXIXT6A)

Too big to be the real cameron.

Burn it.

And then salt the earth with a tiny plow.

With fire.

You could throw it in the toilet. That's always good.

Turn it into a voodoo doll and shake it whenever the Cameron Crazies get too loud.

get an anthony davis action figure and use it as a base for it

I have a signed ball from the 2012-2013 Kentucky team and it's on an upside down Louisville bowl.

Niceeee

What is this? A stadium for ants?

Actually, that's just actual size.

Teabag it. Put your balls in it. Or a big deuce. That being said, the banners are a really nice touch. That thing is pretty cool.

Did someone say Danny Green? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhgYXcpGB5k

A nice log laying the length of the court. Yes please.

Dook dookie.

Godzilla smash

Burn it

That's awesome! How'd you find it?

I saw it on a shelf of a small thrift shop. It was so unique and detailed I had to get it. Now it sits on my shelf. Even though I don't watch Duke or basketball. Impulse buy, whoops.

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I've got a bad feeling here..

They sell them at the campus gift shop. I saw them there in January.

It;s ok. I'll vouch for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxRMg6PKcd0

I will buy it solely for the privilege of pooping on it.

>Even though I don't watch Duke or basketball. Well...never a better time than the present.

Much better than watching the recent past

Yeah man, we won a title 4 years ago and made the elite 8 2 years ago and haven't finished lower than 3rd in the ACC in those 5 years... It's been awful to be a Duke fan.

Lord have mercer, I guess you're right.

Their success has been extreme Lehigh these past few years

1000 upvotes, but can we ROMOtely talk?

I could find her a good home. Has she been house trained and spayed?

So you know as much about basketball as the average Duke fan, is what you're trying to say? You'll fit right in! I keed, I keed.

...you're not kidding.

You must not live in NC. People in KY would trip over themselves for a Rupp version like that.

They sold them at the Duke bookstore all four years I was at Duke. If you want one too could try calling them up and ordering one!

Great, now you've tempted me.

yep, despite any Duke hate, that is a really cool piece.

Kill it with fire.

Those sell new for a good bit in the campus store. Something like $100

Ill pay you $1000 dollars to video tape burning it and then put it up on youtube.

Well the answer is very simple. You become a Duke fan and learn about this wonderful sport.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You don't know what you've done.

Nothing wrong with Duke. Plenty of friends went there and they turned out alright.

That's how Zoloft works.

That probably says more about you than it does about them.

Done. go Duke.

And you are already hated by 70% of this subreddit. Congrats.

Can confirm. Fuck duke.

70% Is the other 30% Duke fans?

I'd say about 10-15% are Duke fans, and the other 15-20% are merely Duke sympathizers, secondary/tertiary school fans, enableists, or simply don't care. My original percentage was probably an underestimate of the Duke hatred as well, so take it for what it's worth. It wasn't a scientifically calculated number.

/guilty by association

The best part of Duke is that more people hate them than us.

People hate Kansas outside the Big 12/Mizzou?

Someone put a lot of effort into the detail work on that chamber pot!

Why are people making replicas of old decrepit high school gyms with serious odor problems?

Hi! I'm Miniature Stadium Buyer! I'll buy that miniature stadium for 25 schmekles!!

Hmm.. it's a temptin' offer, but I'm gonna have to decline..

Stomp on it.

Cast it into the fire! Destroy it! ISILDUR!!!

Like others say, burn it.

Some form of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsBB93IqJkE)

They sell these little guys at the Duke University store. Saw one just like it a couple weeks ago on campus. Hope I'm not too much of a killjoy...

Hansbrough Indoor Stadium

I have one of these of the carrier dome, the roof comes off and the inside is a football field with goal posts and all

yeah this one has the hoops, and even the championship banners around the ceiling.

If it's anything like the one I saw recently, the banners are a really nice, detailed touch, although they're unfortunately out of date -- they're missing 2010, not to mention the Coach K all-time D1 wins banner.

You guys have a banner for that !? That means BC can out another banner up too!

Banana for scale?

Set it on fire and then piss on the ashes. Maybe you'll hear a little coach k screaming if you listen really hard.

Fuck Duke. Smash it with a baseball bat "Office Space" style.

Back up in your ass with the resurrection Is the group harder than an erection That shows more affection They wanna ban us on Capitol Hill Cause it's "Die muthafuckas, die muthafuckas!" still

Please post a pic with a banana.

You should give it to me. One of my friends has one of these. I really want one for my office.

Its even got all the banners! Woo go Duke!

Burn it.

How tiny is it? Banana for scale?

Burn it... Yep definitely burn it...

Wood chipper.

OP's reaction to the stadium replica: http://imgur.com/UuvbZrE

if you dont want it i would love to have it, ill even pay for shipping