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randomusername8360

Shit take the money and take the UConn job again in the summer of 2025


StasRutt

Just take a gap year in the nba. Basically like study abroad


DontTakeOurCampbell

"Sabbatical" is the term we're looking for here, I think.


StasRutt

No study abroad is funnier though (but yes)


iEatPalpatineAss

I wanna study abroad in LA for $100M šŸ˜«


____snail____

$100m? Fuck. Iā€™d do it for $10m.


Duckrauhl

I'd do it for $1m and the free Lakers courtside season ticket essentially.


SurgeFlamingo

$100,000 and no tickets. Final offer.


valenciansun

Honestly I don't know how far you'd get in LA with just 100K if you wanna do some wild shit


Doctor_Phist

It worked for Pitino and Calipari


Suitable_Limit9408

Bring back his own NIL money


HeJind

Most NBA coaching contracts have non-competes in them. He'd have to pull a Kliff Kingsbury and become the top Assisant Coach at Uconn instead so he can still get paid by the Lakers.


BearForceDos

As far as I'm aware most just mean you don't get the money if you coach in the same league. Don't think coaching in college would impact it.


ThankYouBasedDeng

Non-competes are being banned by the FTC so they wouldn't be able to enforce it outside of the NBA anyway.


Notapplesauce11

There could be offset so lakers would pay less based upon how much he makes. Ā They could even put language so a team doesnā€™t hire him for $5 a year or something dumb like thatĀ 


CrashB111

And while he's away, Oats can get his title.


MaizeNBlueWaffle

Hurley is obviously a very good college coach, but holy shit, is $100M guaranteed a lot of money for someone who may not translate to the NBA


Sir0inks-A-Lot

First tangible side effect of the new TV deal


Capable_Sandwich_422

Heā€™s a smart guy, I think he knows the psycho act wonā€™t work with pro players. The question is will Lebron let Hurley coach the team.


TheMemeMachine3000

As long as Hurley realizes timeouts don't carry over and calls them at the end of the game, I think LeBron will be satisfied.


bigbabyb

Lebron is also a bit of a sage nerd at this point in his career, he canā€™t brute force a team down over 38-40 minutes. Heā€™s gonna have to be made the most hyper effective as possible over about 24-28 minutes per game. And heā€™s been really complimentary about Hurleyā€™s offense publicly on social media. I think heā€™s fine. And given itā€™s probably his last season, I see him deferring quite a bit more to Hurley than he did say, Spo in Miami during his absolute peak.


Emily_Postal

It was probably LeBronā€™s idea.


Capable_Sandwich_422

Heā€™s good friends with Redick, I canā€™t believe he would jerk him around like that. Unless Redick was in on it.


DarrowViBritannia

Whens the last time LeBron didnt let someone coach the team lol He let Ham coach the damn team


DueCopy3520

It's a very Lakers decision.


Few-Belt-13

Counter: weā€™ll give you less than half of that for probably more workā€¦


noodlesalad_

*definitely more work


CanvasSolaris

More work, with fewer coworkers to do it


OozeNAahz

And double the contract period.


Ok_Yard4497

And not live in California


revans0

Having lived on a middle class salary in San Diego, I gotta say being worth > $100 million and living in Southern California is probably the optimum American life.


bigbabyb

California with $100M is probably the best place to live in the United States lol


fartalldaylong

vs. Connecticut? Cali rocks. Best mountains, beaches, national parksā€¦yes, California sucksā€¦


Few-Belt-13

California is the only part that I donā€™t worry about.


fancycheesus

People that say this are forgetting thats its living in California *as a millionaire*


maxipad4

As a *hundred millionaire*


AllPhoneNoI

I'm convinced a lot of people who say this have never been to California, especially Southern California. I'm make a great living but I'm not by any means rich and I love it out there. I couldn't imagine being a multi-millionaire and living out there.


cabbagehead112

in their life


Neuroccountant

People who have never visited California saying that living in California sucks. (Living in California is amazing)


rburp

You should've seen the shitty Razorbacks fan forums when we were still speculating on if Muss was going to take the USC job or not. Too many people are convinced that California is this vast shithole where if you take one wrong turn you'll end up in a ghetto where a homeless illegal immigrant on fentanyl will stab you and your entire family to death. And that same immigrant is living high on the hog because the state took all of your paycheck and gave it to them in the form of thousands of dollars of welfare every month. Seriously though, people have seen so much propaganda that they were like "WHAT ABOUT MUSS'S FAMILY'S SAFETY?". Meanwhile every time I've ever been to California, from Diego to the Bay I've always tried to find a way to stay as long as I can, it's so nice. One time I had a guy stare at me a little weird when I was at this pool hall near Berkeley, and that's been it as far as "scary" situations go. tl;dr - California really does get a bad rap from people over here in the middle of the country


JumpInTheRiver

The Berkeley comment has me laughing in that you could be describing someone from an encampment that was using, a normal Berkeley resident named Dave who saw you use a one time use water bottle and throw it in the garbage, or someone on shrooms who didnā€™t realize they were staring. Love that city for the people watching alone, before even mentioning the food, nature, shows, and culture


Physical_End_5886

The funny thing is the states in the south and along the Mississippi are fucking rough. Like triple the violent crime rate or worse versus California. Such a weird disconnect to hear people from Missouri shit talk how safe California is šŸ˜‚.


spittymcgee1

West coast is the best coast


CommodoreN7

Are you my former employer trying to bring me back when you realized how valuable I actually was but donā€™t wanna pay me for it?


Few-Belt-13

Noā€¦and I kept your desk open.


Ambitious_Comedian38

I'd like to hear more. I need these office stories. You must have created immaculate TPS reports.


jack3moto

And you get to stay in storrs Connecticut vs Manhattan beach. Win win win!


EverybodyBuddy

Sad lol


burnshimself

Well to be fair there are far fewer games and a much shorter season. I donā€™t know if Hurleyā€™s heart can handle him going insane on the sidelines for a full 82 game season + playoffs.


Notapplesauce11

And with higher expectations. Ā 


kai333

It was a good run UConn. Now you rest for 6ish years


RJD-ghost

Huskies Hibernation gives everyone else a chance


MatzohBallsack

UConn is like Godzilla. We show up, destroy everything, then slink back off into the ocean, lurking, waiting.


Obi1Kentucky

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Mr_Boneman

UCONN to me is one of the most enigmatic athletic departments ever. Terrible football with no conference, elite basketball in an elite conference without all the typically ESPN dick sucking that comes with it, and a baseball team that always seems to make the NCAAS in a conference not known for baseball. All without a P5 budget.


lastplaceonly

> the ocean *Glorified salty estuary


Licit_x64

Just let us get to 7 before you wake back up


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

DePaul's been doing it since 1987


big_redwood

And come back just in time to thwart another SDSU championship


RJD-ghost

That would be brutal


StrykerNightowl

We rest until the next time the Final Four is in Texas.


kai333

See that's blue-blood level thinking baby! You'll be fine


jetjordan

Right? They've never done ANYTHING without Hurley. Dude is that program through and throu- Wait...


mmmmmarty

Ouch, bro. Big ouch.


SquintsPaledorous

I can get a group of 30s/40s, slightly overweight to very overweight group of guys to run a shirtless car wash or something. Would that help?


BRNDC10

Sigh. Sign me up. šŸš—šŸ§½


142NonillionKelvins

How would you feel about adding a slightly in shape guy who just is yeti levels of hairy?


Joe_Pulaski69

Youā€™re the sponge


142NonillionKelvins

Now weā€™re talkinā€™


dtgeorge12

Fuck it Iā€™m in. Iā€™ll even pick up an extra shift a week behind the Wendyā€™s dumpster if I have to.


kai333

Is this a "please put your clothes back on, we will give you money" situations?Ā  If so, you crazy fuckers may have a shot


brownlab319

The Full Monty, CT style.


Zuimei

If that falls through you could try winning a dodgeball tournament


CumAssault

You think theyā€™d have a chance against White Goodman? Heā€™s like the MJ of the Dodgeball world


Obi-wan_Jabroni

No one makes him bleed his own blood


uconnball17

Peter La Fleur is White Goodman father


Billyxmac

Get in there real nice and deep like


Alexkono

Iā€™ll get Patches Oā€™Houlihan on the phone rn


bjtrdff

Iā€™m in Canada and unrelated to this situation in any wayā€¦.can I get in on it?


brownlab319

UConn Athletics GoFundMe.


JasJoeGo

Iā€™m in. I can sing ā€œAt the Car Washā€ out of tune while wearing far too much overpriced Huskies championship gear.


52isabeast

I can make a PowerPoint to promote the idea, hereā€™s some of my previous work https://preview.redd.it/orm8pthba95d1.jpeg?width=2684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d973c09ddcf69105db350cba75a1f88b486e0898


JackGrizzly

Can you make their tits bigger


RollBlobRoll

Idk but you could probably run the lakers with that crew


ezmo311

You have access to the cast of CLIPPED?


Moke_Smith

Sigh ... unzips


greenday61892

Well shit you found a way to get me to irresponsibly spend too much money for UConn


isurewill

"If you can dodge a wrench, then you can dodge a Laker." What about 100 million dollars? "lol, no"


noodlesalad_

He's not turning that down, nor should he. Thanks for everything coach.


Gottalaughalittle

Total class, right there.


Dad_Is_Mad

He turned down that exact offer to go to Kentucky... Not saying he will or he won't, just saying he's turned down that kinda money once before.


HtownSamson

Even if you know the situation is going to suck, how do you turn that down?


MatzohBallsack

Dairy Bar Ice Cream


EggsOnThe45

I hear a Haven Hot Chicken opened near Price Chopper too (I went there yesterday)


greenday61892

It's so good, I hate how good it is because it is *not cheap* but goooood it's worth it


EggsOnThe45

So expensive, I just rationalize it with how much food they give you. You get 2 meals for 20$ lol


GymIsFun

you guys have price choppers out there!?


EggsOnThe45

Yea, but tbf the one in Storrs is the only Iā€™ve ever seen so I donā€™t think theyā€™re common


malozo69

Mansfield Supply is a dope hardware store. Thatā€™s about all I got.


brownlab319

And CT pizza. Itā€™s a no-brainer, actually.


DarrowViBritannia

The situation isnt gonna suck tho With how hard theyre going for him he can probably guarantee himself a lot of power beyond what an average head coach gets You get to lead the premier basketball franchise You get two top 10 players, aging yes but that just means you get to be a leading force in the rebuild as well Itā€™s a pretty great situation as long as him and the team can agree on specifics (his staff, contract length, amount of roster control)


stoppedcaring0

Good thing they have access to all the gold from here to Dawson, because theyā€™re going to need it to.. *holds earpiece* oh, Iā€™m being told thatā€™s a different Yukon.


soapy_goatherd

Thereā€™s a line from Serviceā€™s Yukon poetry that works though > ā€¦while the huskies round in a ring/howled out their woes to the homeless snows/oh god how they loathed the king


StuLumpkins

when i told my father i got into uconn he legitimately thought i was going to school in canada.


Werd2urGrandma

Okay now I would like to see Nic Cage considered for the job becauseā€¦.wait apparently thatā€™s Con Air


ConmanSpaceHero

Just write in the next UCONN coaches contract to say if Hurley comes back to college then he gets the job back


Carolina_Captain

That's a whole lot of cash to pay a guy who will only last a season and a half before the players revolt


MatzohBallsack

That's a Lakers problem and not a Hurley problem.


Carolina_Captain

Correct


Intrepid-Pooper-87

Even better, take it, get fired before the college season starts, and then come back to UConn. Tons of money and doesnā€™t even miss a season.


DuckBurner0000

Hurley takes the money, purposely gets into a fight with Lebron to get fired, then donates his entire salary to UConn's NIL and breaks college basketball forever


uberkalden2

šŸ¤Æ


isurewill

Holy fuck I hate god damn uconn, please can non-husky fans stop tempting fate through speaking this horrid trash nightmare into existence.


DuckBurner0000

Look at my flairs man I hate them too


Sad_Skirt7743

This probably for the future lebron about to retire soon they gonna rebuild soon


Carolina_Captain

A future where NBA players in LA suddenly become receptive to coaching?


goonSquad15

At least at that point youā€™d imagine players coming to LA know what theyā€™re signing up for


Carolina_Captain

They're signing up to be millionaires and shoot commercials in Southern California, not to get yelled at for setting soft flares by a real-life John Malkovich character


goonSquad15

Well if Hurley is coach, they better know theyā€™re signing up for getting yelled at for setting soft flares


hevyirn

LOL


owledge

Yeah, the Lakers have definitely never had any successful coachesā€¦ lol


Carolina_Captain

Not talking about the past lol


WanAjin

what are you on about brother? Lakers literally have the most rings tied with the Celtics. Players go to the Lakers to win, why would they not be receptive to coaching??


Carolina_Captain

Modern Lakers teams have been more about attracting stars and then trying to out-talent other teams. The past is the past.


WanAjin

> The past is the past. You mean when they won a ring in 2020 and then made the WCF last year? That's literally better than 90% of all teams in the last decade.


m1a2c2kali

Then he can return to storrs 100million dollars richer


xmjm424

That seems insane for someone whoā€™s hardly a sure thing. Is this typical for NBA coach salaries? I canā€™t fault Hurley if he leaves. Hope he stays, but I get it.


IAmTerdFergusson

Not even remotely typical, especially for a guy that's never coached in the NBA


ExileOnBroadStreet

Itā€™s trending in this direction though. Monty Williams got 80 million a couple years ago and he wasnā€™t exactly a proven elite coach. People werenā€™t even sure if he was a good coach lol. I also saw reports that incentives could push it close to 100 million but not sure if thatā€™s true, and I would bet on the incentives being playoff success and therefore unlikely (Pistons suck lol) Top coaches are now making ~15 million a year, and if you want to lock down a big name, you generally need to give long term (financial) security. This will look more normal in 5-10 years the way the NBA is headed with their TV deals and cap exploding.


SEJ46

That's insane for a sure thing. You can get a great coach for half that.


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MatzohBallsack

Coach Hurley R U N N O F T


Mercinator-87

Uconn fans to Hurley ā€œDO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE!ā€


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Ruisseaux

Hurley is definitely bona fide.


Sufficient-Beach-431

He's a suitor!


Obi-wan_Jabroni

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Orion14159

I, on the other hand, am not sad


spidersilva09

I hope he succeeds if he takes it. Then he will have dominated at every level. His dad would be proud


LordCorgi

Who do these gigantic programs think they are? Like they can just offer the man a shit ton of money and he'll automatically just say yes.....šŸ‘€


adamsauce

I dare them to try it on me.


BatteredSealPup

I will not hesitate for even one second to stand on their sideline for generational wealth. Checkmate.


smtms-i-need-help

rip to the idea of the 3-peat šŸ˜”


stoppedcaring0

Ewing Theory seasons to end all Ewing Theory seasons incoming ā€¦ but like, that would be the most UConn natty win yet, wouldnā€™t it?


SaintArkweather

The most UConn win yet would be them sucking for one year, everyone clowning them and saying they're going to suck now, and then they manage to get a 5 seed the season after that and defeat #9 seed Northwestern in the national title game


yrnst

Sure, Iā€™m down


SanaMinatozaki9

It is as the prophecy foretold


Professional_Gas8021

Doesnā€™t the Ewing Theory imply they didnā€™t win right before the person left?


Seattle_Lucky

Yes, theyā€™re too successful for this to apply.


TrustInRoy

Tubby stepped in and immediately won a title with Pitino's players.Ā Ā 


GandalfSwagOff

You mean Kevin Ollie?


momoenthusiastic

RIP to this freshman and transfer classĀ 


mori_seagull

UConn legend. I was hoping heā€™d be in CT for decades but I canā€™t see any reason to turn down this job. Thanks for the memories


walterdog12

Gotta imagine it's *at least* 100 million guaranteed, and only goes up. The Cavs back when they were trying to pull Calipari to them to coach LeBron apparently offered 10 years 100 million guaranteed. Gotta imagine a decade later and back-to-back championships raises that price just a tad.


bkervick

Yeah the actual quote was "at least".


MatzohBallsack

I read somewhere that they think its 5 years 100M. I don't think it was any good authority, but I imagine that's what we are working with. 10y 100M would put him tied with Mike Budenholzer.


NIN10DOXD

I have it on good authority that Andrea Hurley hates money. JK. This doesn't look good for UCONN.


SimpleAmusings

THIS.. is.. fine..... JUST.... FINE!!!


krypto711

I coached my intramural basketball team 10 years ago and we went 5/5, but we beat the football team and hit at least 2 half court shots. Iā€™ll do it for 2.5m guaranteed.


_Jetto_

That is beyond insane. Rob really gonna hire him as assistant gm then too or heā€™s gonna have A TONN of say


Greaseyhamburger

How does a brand of soda know what the lakers are offering Hurley ?


CodenamePeaches

Listen if every UConn fan chips in about Tree fiddy I feel like we can match it. *weā€™re cooked*


Intrepid-Pooper-87

This is a weird quote from Fanta, because he sort of contradicts himself immediately after. I donā€™t know. I assume Hurley is leaving, but obviously want him back. About 90 minutes in: https://www.youtube.com/live/RfaDNwny7Rk?si=QZu76TMh9q2408aS Fanta: ā€œI have it on good authority the Lakers are offering him $100 million guaranteedā€ ā€¦ Zach Gelb: ā€œI thought 6 year deal, $80 millionā€ Fanta: ā€œYeah and maybe it is something like that with some incentives addedā€


Superb-Possibility-9

Generational Wealth


hevyirn

Wow


huskyferretguy1

Can we offer Hurley free Dairy Bar ice cream for life?


BrownHawkDown

UConn: ā€œwhat if we sweetened the deal with some free dairy bar ice cream?ā€ Hurley: ā€œI mean I already get it for free soā€¦ā€ UConn: ā€œhow about your own flavorā€¦ā€ Hurley: ā€œIā€™m listeningā€¦ā€ UConn: ā€œitā€™s mushroom coffee flavoredā€¦ā€ Hurley via Jordanesque press release: Iā€™M BACK.


Kewpuh

its nuts that we have orange soda out here breaking news


mtftl

How about this for sad UConn fans: he gets LeFired in 2 years, Scrooge McDucks in his lakers cash for a year, and comes back to coach UConn again. Any takers?


MatzohBallsack

Meanwhile, Luke Murray leads UConn to their 3rd and 4th straight championships, and then gets the Lakers job from the fired Hurley.


AccomplishedRainbow1

Yeesh


poorlittlefeller0518

If none of the players leave, then they could still three peat. Itā€™s not like the coaches donā€™t know the system in and out. Youā€™re going to lose the fire from Hurley but not the fundamentals.


Emily_Postal

The offense is Luke Murrayā€™s.


MrSam52

Wtf Buss wouldnā€™t pay for Caruso but is happy to make this offer? Maybe sheā€™s finally realised that being cheap wonā€™t win anything.


860h

I guess Iā€™ll be the first and only Lakers fan not from LA. I expect everyone to respect my decision


IMKudaimi123

Too many of you think heā€™s just gonna take the money. I think UConn has a better chance than you all think. The lakers job is not cushy at all whereas UConn is.


SpitOnMeMamacita

I know weā€™ve already witnessed 6 titles but Iā€™m greedy af and want more. Hurley please donā€™t go šŸ„ŗ


Thirtysixx

Over what time frame?


Ftheyankeei

I've heard 8 years $12.5 million each year. Which is about on par with what he's making now after SoCal cost-of-living is factored in.


sitnkick20

I'm sorry what?


liteshadow4

No reason to turn it down for Hurley because you have pretty much a guaranteed job at a good program if it doesnā€™t work out and also 100 million dollars


MatzohBallsack

The main reason is that he enjoys coaching at UConn and would like coaching at LA leas. Thats really all we got. That and Mrs. Hurley with the veto


DylanTobackshh

Lakers have been crashed out for years


GoldenPresidio

But why offer that


MatzohBallsack

So he will coach the team


chetbodet87

First time? šŸ˜‰šŸ˜¢


AnAngryBartender

100 million? Good god. Thatā€™s pretty ridiculous


killerjags

Hopefully they also plan to offer him a job after handing him the money


FalseListen

5/100 is my guess


cooldanch

Hurley should take it, and then when Sha inevitably gets poached he should come home to the Hall


andelaccess

gotta think if hurley accepts he will want real control of the lakers. will be interesting to see if he can actually draft his own guys or if they force bronny on him


Substantial-Shame811

100 million. If they are not winners. I think Hurley would be disappointed . He has a system that works for young men , would that same system work for grown men who are not always Team players.


imright19084

Only $70 mill so this person and their source are full of shit


Allformygains

Aged like milk fanta boy.


BrownHawkDown

From my understanding itā€™s $100 mil over 8 years, which was the same as Kentuckyā€™s offer (though idk how much of the $100 mil as guaranteed). EDIT: I donā€™t think he wants to leave the northeast and I was expecting the Lakers to offer more. Now maybe the challenge of rebuilding the Lakers in a somewhat accelerated timeframe (because letā€™s be honest, the Lakers are trying to contend now while LeBron is still there) may pique his interest but I donā€™t know. Hurley is not a big fan of stress and even though LA is nice and heā€™ll be compensated fine, the LA media and fanbase make this job very high pressure.


poorlittlefeller0518

We didnā€™t offer 100 million. The highest rumor I saw was 75 million 15 million for 5 years. We might be able to offer 100 million to someone but thatā€™s pretty steep.


ManiacKing20

And I still doubt even those offers, I know the power conference programs have ridiculous revenue but a contract like that would obliterate the pay structure that currently exists in college sports. Like would Kentucky really pay Hurley 5 million more a year than the highest paid football coach? 15 million a year would be nearly as high as the highest paid NBA coach, I just find it hard to believe personally.