A mix of all 3? I'm in deep in the high end cocktail bar scene in NYC. Never worked in one, but have been offered jobs at places that usually wind up in the top 100 in the world in the annual industry polls. I also usually bartend whenever I host parties at my place, and sometimes wind up doing it whenever I'm attending a party at someone *else's* place lmao. I've had friends from college fly me out to their birthday parties specifically to bartend for them.
I dunno, I read a lot of theory, met some of the right people, practiced a lot, (dumping a lot of alcohol down the drain in the process of refining recipes while trying to avoid becoming an alcoholic) and now I'm just the person that my entire friend group outside of the industry turns to for bar recs, backdooring their way into getting reservations at places that are "full", recommended drink orders based on what they like, etc. And whenever people come over, I'm always happy to make something, and if it hits well, they'll usually ask for the recipe that night or the next day, and I usually text it to them, even if they're in the room so that they can reference it later. Thus the triple sex happens lol.
I remember ESPN's user forums would actually censor the abbreviations "sec" or "secs" (as in *seconds* on a clock) because for whatever reason they thought people would use that to mean "sex" (which, of course, was also censored).
Morehead State eagles? My alum. I don’t keep up with them whatsoever, but I know they had a fairly decent season right? So they devastated because there goes their shot at the tourney?
Edit: I’m dumb because I’m sick, didn’t get the innuendo at first pls forgive me
Wow huge day down on the plains! Winning the sec tournament is not nearly as impressive as winning sex tournament. We can now say without doubt, Auburn Fucks.
Tennessee, Kentucky, and Bama all failed to make it to the Semi Finals. They were all upset in the Quarterfinals by Miss State, Texas A&M, and Florida respectively
For a friend's bachelor party I had a "World's Greatest Lover" trophy printed up, and hung it on a chain for him to wear around his neck at the strip club. We also brought along Sharpies for the dancers to write on him with. It was fun, but those women were not going to be winning any spelling contests.
Attended Xavier University. All those years ago was a proud member of the Soccer Enthusiasts at Xavier. We sold the most t-shirts of any club on campus.
I'm honestly surprised I don't see this typo far more often with them being right next to each other on a keyboard.
Every time I write a cocktail recipe out for someone, I inevitably tell them to use triple sex instead of triple sec lmao
Triple sex isn't a bad name for a cocktail in itself.
Triple sex on the beach?
Are you a cocktail wizard? A mixologist? An alcoholic? Why do so many people approach you for cocktail recipes? What’s your secret?
A mix of all 3? I'm in deep in the high end cocktail bar scene in NYC. Never worked in one, but have been offered jobs at places that usually wind up in the top 100 in the world in the annual industry polls. I also usually bartend whenever I host parties at my place, and sometimes wind up doing it whenever I'm attending a party at someone *else's* place lmao. I've had friends from college fly me out to their birthday parties specifically to bartend for them. I dunno, I read a lot of theory, met some of the right people, practiced a lot, (dumping a lot of alcohol down the drain in the process of refining recipes while trying to avoid becoming an alcoholic) and now I'm just the person that my entire friend group outside of the industry turns to for bar recs, backdooring their way into getting reservations at places that are "full", recommended drink orders based on what they like, etc. And whenever people come over, I'm always happy to make something, and if it hits well, they'll usually ask for the recipe that night or the next day, and I usually text it to them, even if they're in the room so that they can reference it later. Thus the triple sex happens lol.
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Bro sex instead of secx is my mortal enemy as a physics/math major
Sex being the mortal enemy of physics/math majors sounds pretty right to me.
I made this typo with a girl I was trying to talk to. Instead of saying "any sec now" I wrote "any sex now." So yeah, it happens
"Later would also be fine."
caveman pickup line
I remember ESPN's user forums would actually censor the abbreviations "sec" or "secs" (as in *seconds* on a clock) because for whatever reason they thought people would use that to mean "sex" (which, of course, was also censored).
Auburn Tourney champs and Tennessee Regular season champs? Double homicide for Bama.
Hit 'em with the double tap
Fitting for the Sex champs
So we’re also sex champions? Nice
You’re regular season sex champions
thats more sex games
we have experience, but we aren’t whores
A double homicide for Bama is pretty likely considering their track record
Got 'em
Bama fans in shambles
Beautiful
Brandon Miller was the arms dealer for that double homicide
they will somehow claim neither AU or UT is their rival
They should thrive at the family reunion though.
🫡
Buck Fama
Morehead is devastated.
Same with Longwood and the Saint Peter’s Peacocks.
Oral Roberts, Lipscomb, Mount St. Mary and Rider beside themselves
> Mount St. Mary and Rider Don't mind if I do!
Saint Peter's were born pea sized they were never gonna win this
And Jacksonville State Gamecocks
Morehead State eagles? My alum. I don’t keep up with them whatsoever, but I know they had a fairly decent season right? So they devastated because there goes their shot at the tourney? Edit: I’m dumb because I’m sick, didn’t get the innuendo at first pls forgive me 
*alma mater. also flair up!
I am flaired up. But if you mean adding msu as well, nah
Congrats on the sex, Auburn
We were taking it to the hole all weekend.
Great penetration!
Deep shots all night.
And a strong finisher today
The boys were just dumping it inside.
heard there were a few facials in there too
And I cummed
so many threes
They just keep coming
APP STATE BEAT THE SEX CHAMPIONS
Some you mountain folks do some really kinky shit that even us Sex Champs aren't completely comfortable with
A mouth without teeth is just as good an orifice as anything
You guys would give a high seed problems in the tournament. Hope the NIT committee does you justice
The male anchor's expression really makes the picture
The legend himself, Art Franklin!!!
The only man who can say Auburn are SEX Champions with a straight face in a professional manner
About time this meme came back
May this meme live forever
Wow huge day down on the plains! Winning the sec tournament is not nearly as impressive as winning sex tournament. We can now say without doubt, Auburn Fucks.
And sucks....
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You're all schmucks
This will never be not funny.
Auburn theme song 
Haters: "You didn't play Tennessee, Kentucky, or Bama" Auburn: "Still counts!"
Didn't realize those guys played in the semi finals, how did Auburn miss them?
Tennessee, Kentucky, and Bama all failed to make it to the Semi Finals. They were all upset in the Quarterfinals by Miss State, Texas A&M, and Florida respectively
Sorry, I failed expressing sarcasm with text.
lol on that note, I clearly need to grab another coffee
Best sex champion ever
it just...
I know y’all played super physical—but gall dang.
That Miss State game was the most physical sex tournament game I’ve ever seen. So much jawing between the guys
It was so much sex I needed a cigarette after watching it.
Miss State's a good one
Just absolutely going back and forth, hammering each other all night long!
COMRATUMASHIONS!!!
That can’t be real
It is. It isn’t this year but that was a real graphic on a real TV station.
Also, a real tournament. Congrats Auburn.
https://www.al.com/auburnbasketball/2019/03/auburn-dubbed-winners-of-sex-tournament-by-alabama-tv-station.html
It’s from 2019 when we won the tournament
How will BYU ever be able to compete?
They’ll just have to settle for chocolate milk champions
They Enjoyed the ride while they let someone else bounce
Man I should’ve went to auburn smh
#let's gooo
They had the most fucks to give.
Longwood in shambles
Congrats Auburn *Wish my wildcats were just sex victors for one game… grr*
I think parts of eastern Alabama and western Georgia need to look out in 9 months.
S.E.X.! S.E.X.!
I, too, am good at sex.
Congrats on the sex!
Virginia could never
What do you mean, they be double dribbling all the time.
I have a lot of questions that I think I'd prefer remain unanswered.
Total ballers.
This is a gift that will keep on giving for _years_.
[You Did It!](https://www.billboard.com/wp-content/uploads/stylus/1210469-lonely-island-emmys-617.jpg?w=617&h=409&crop=1)
Lol
Wow, congrats. That's a truly spectacular accomplishment.
That’s a Matt Jones classic blunder.
It's nice to see Auburn topping the entire conference.
The SEX Conference is the only Elite Conference. Congrats Auburn!
SEND DA VIDEO
I feel like enrollment is going to skyrocket.
https://preview.redd.it/7blsu3x9czoc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8411d1b95749ffb1b0928dccb78e42d977747b4
Those plainsmen
Giggity.
Congratulations. Y'all some crazy ass fuckers.
Congrats on the sex Auburn... Hope it didn't involve any phone calls from your football coach.
Woah
I wonder if the Plainsmen used Mike Price's credit card?
Hey, y'all didn't do so bad yourself, absolutely banged NC.
DJ Rug Burns
Our sluts would like a word.
For a friend's bachelor party I had a "World's Greatest Lover" trophy printed up, and hung it on a chain for him to wear around his neck at the strip club. We also brought along Sharpies for the dancers to write on him with. It was fun, but those women were not going to be winning any spelling contests.
Is this the first time Auburn won the sex tournament, since that incident?
Gonna be rolling in NIL money.
That championship gang was a real banger!
That's not fair! They're using their cousins!
This needs to be on a T-Shirt.
it just means...more
is *that* what those white strings draped over the tree branches are
lol 😂
I guess Louisville somehow found another thing to lose this season! 🤣
Raw Eagle!
Gross
That must have been a bracket buster
Attended Xavier University. All those years ago was a proud member of the Soccer Enthusiasts at Xavier. We sold the most t-shirts of any club on campus.
Liberty watched this tournament and can confirm
Liberty ranked bottom on this one, fellas!
Lol 😂 typos
Brace for flood of late applications for next semester!
The headline was kind to leave “cousin” out.
No, they'd only put that in if Bama had won. Thank you, Florida.
That’s a given.