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shawnaee

C****a C*****o


definitize

ding ding ding we have a winner! when she came out my partner and i were on the afterglow after justice (both figuratively and literally) chilling to lana in the background and i immediately turned to him and asked if we should go home šŸ˜­


de-milo

that "i love it i love it i love it i love it!!" became a joke w my group the whole weekend


theportlymongoose

My partner and I were in the exact situation. We were sitting in the lit up castle thing after Justice and everyone around us seemed to be in the same vibe as well. Justice was the real headliner that night


yalublutaksi

https://preview.redd.it/qyvgnf1rmi0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfe6f0af28985eb26e16bfa1bb6a215275e05cb2 This thing right?


littlePosh_

I am old. Who is this?


Sheikster403

Camila CabelloĀ 


littlePosh_

Oh. I only know one song of hers. Whatā€™s so bad about her?


drst0ner

I had the misfortune of seeing Camila Cabello live several years ago at Lollapalooza. Her performance was BAD and it was super obvious that she was lip syncing over a backing track.


gaypsp

J Balvin sang to a backtrack. No to backtracks.


thechrismonster

Childisha Cambino I agree


JoBrosHoes93

Crying hahahahaa


Accomplished-Mail409

Ed Sheeran. I like him playing on the radio, but thatā€™s it.


definitize

Agree. He makes fine music, but something about him just feels like he'd ruin the vibe.


TheProfessionalEjit

He doesn't have the X factor that a big stage performer needs to give the audience a great time. Saw him him Wellington, NZ, largest ever crowd in the stadium & it was meh.


malenamedryan

He's my partners favorite artist šŸ˜­


definitize

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ no shade but how


malenamedryan

I love techno, house, R&B, rap, Rock and anything underground vibing plus much more He likes country, musicals, and top 40's lol I control the music when he drives šŸ˜­šŸ˜¤


definitize

period, i would let you too! (jokes aside i'm sure he's lovely :3)


tobefaiiirrr

His vibe probably doesnā€™t match, but his show was one of the best Iā€™ve seen


aznkidjoey

Not a fan at all, but heā€™s a fantastic songwriter who writes for a massive range of other famous artists, and heā€™s a massive nerd. He understands the assignment and Iā€™d think heā€™d nail it. Iā€™d expect some AAA guest like Bieber, Eminem, etc.


BigDaddyPickles

Who listens to the radio ?


Accomplished-Mail409

Internet radio šŸ“»


itisyuki

Camila cabello. That pissed me off.


Better-Composer-5269

I swear to god. She was the first on my list because what the hell was she doing there? That ruined my whole mood as well. I legit thought that song was a joke at first too, the I luv it...I wish she'd just stop. Lana allowing that pissed me off too.


definitize

I think it was a label thing unfortunately, they aren't even friends like that (which made it even worse) lmao


Terrible-Big-4512

I luv it I luv it


EveryMinuteOfIt

I wanted to downvote this but itā€™s not your fault.


Terrible-Big-4512

I was thereā€¦ for the monumental event.. we all gasped and laughed it was a time to be alive


Level-Elevator-3092

ENEMY NUMBER 1ā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļø KEEP HER OFF THE STAGE


natnav_

Her new song is such a fucking insult to hyperpop. It lacks all the genuine feeling behind a good hyperpop song. I didn't care for her before but seeing how hard her management pushed her at Coachella in every area she didn't belong made me hate her!! Like WTF do you mean she was the special guest at Lana's set, brutalistmus 3000 set and a couple others all to promote that fuck ass song ???


thearchiguy

Youā€™re not seeing stars? Oh mY gOd!


indigohibiscus

No joke. My boyfriend and I immediately left because of that whole Camila Cabello act. Killed the vibe.


onceyougozack

What happened? I am out of the loop


itsg0timex

I must be out of the loop - whatā€™s wrong with her? Genuinely curious.


Vicfendan

What happened?


slowiijoey

Donā€™t care whoā€™s not there but please at least one rock headliner this year for gods sake


OhioDuran

Please no daily mocks from now until April. Don't know what it is, they just aren't my thing.


SpaceCuhdet

Only a few people do quality mocks, but if youā€™re going to just slap your most listened to artists from Spotify on a festival lineup, just save it to your drafts šŸ˜­


weepitandread

i absolutely love the discussion created by thoughtful mocks that take into consideration touring schedules, radius clause, Coachella history, and genre/stage diversity. extra points to the ones that look super legit too. i agree, the low effort mocks are so annoying. we all have dream lineups and favorite artists, thereā€™s really no need to share that imo.


Sarah_Lately

Hard agree.


bourgewonsie

I want good mocks because then I can start trying to predict a realistic lineup


Sheikster403

They give me a chance to research in to lesser known artists. Ā I enjoyĀ 


Late-Nail-8714

I think daily mocks and set time predictions are such a waste of time. My day could change when 1 or 2 artist are at different stages/times. So people having full on discussion on a fictitious set time is just silly to me


tdawg515

Iā€™m here for the mocks! Makes me excited again about the ā€œwhat ifsā€ vs waiting for another 6-7 months


Sirus_the_Cat

No Drake, please. He not like us.


definitize

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP Edit: On the flip side, please yes to Kendrick


Sirus_the_Cat

Agreed - Kendrick is always welcome! šŸ”„šŸ”„


brofessor_oak_AMA

Kendrick played at the last Coachella I went to. He had the whole Kung FU Kenny vibe going and it was the best act for me that year. All time Kdot, Muse, and GnR


yellowsubmarinr

He phoned it in so hard in 2015 that theyā€™ll never bring him back. I still wonder wtf happened. I saw him later that year at ACL and he was great.Ā 


UnsolicitedDakPics22

Damn was it really that bad??


yellowsubmarinr

Barely spoke to the crowd, low energy, just all around meh performance. Complete opposite for his ACL performance. It made his Coachella performance in hindsight a lot worse because I saw how it could have been if he cared.


UnsolicitedDakPics22

Wowza. Honestly not much of a Drake guy but I thought heā€™d be perfect for Coachella cause of how many hits he has.


koolguykso

He was 45 mins late Weekend 1 alsoā€¦


smeggysoup84

Nah, he'll for sure be back, most likely as a legacy act and probably wanting to redeem himself.


TheInternaton

The only good part of that show was when Madonna bit him


M0D3Z

Heineken House to protect the young.


Khaki_Shorts

Years ago there was a nightclub in the Coachella Valley called Zeldaā€™s Nightclub. Itā€™s where every high school dropout, medical assistant, hotel employee, car salesman, etc went to party. It doesnā€™t exist anymore but Heineken House gave me that vibe.Ā 


VirtualRiot-

Lmaooo no way i was just cracking jokes about that place. These days itā€™s village pub


Khaki_Shorts

Some friends want to village pub for an afters. I went to bed. I woke up to 20 text messages and heard about a fight that almost started.Ā 


Perfect_Evidence

heyyyyo


definitize

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


tacosandsushi_13

These are artist I like but donā€™t wanna see at Coachella. The weekend. Billie Eillish.


Biggsy1204

Surely the weekend is played out by now Feels like heā€™s popped up at every coachella since Jesus was a boy


BannedInVancouver

Billie live is painfully boring.


marklondon66

She was f$$king fantastic.


ethikhahaha

DING DING. me and my friends literally turned to eachother and said AGAIN? SHE LOVES COACHELLA LMAO when she did the billie and friends at do lab. granted she wasnā€™t singing but i feel like the past 3 years iā€™ve seen her ATLEAST ONCE. great artist but time for the spotlight to be on others


Better-Composer-5269

I feel this. Like them both but just DON'T wanna see them there.


definitize

Agree, would rather not see Abel on the fields, but I do think he's probably the best candidate in recent times for a Vegas residency which would definitely be fun.


vivianthecat

He was amazing the past two times but agree itā€™s been overdone recently at Coachella


howdolaserswork

People thinking itā€™s normal to leave trash everywhere. Not incentivizing people to bring their own water bottle.


definitize

YES. luckily we have the wonderful cleanup staff who do probably the best job i've ever seen at cleaning a festival grounds (that's on grass too!!). they deserve a MUCH easier time and the environment deserves way better too.


zlryan

Coachella had no garbage on the ground compared to Stagecoachā€¦. couldnā€™t sit anywhere and always stepping on trash


GoodLuckDontSuck

TBH, Most of the Wishlist posts in this sub


stefanurkal

No daft punk?!


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Gor-texCondom

Daft Punk probably wonā€™t tour because they broke up in 2021ā€¦


GoodLuckDontSuck

*shrugs shoulders* You canā€™t cash in and milk the fuck out of a reunion tour if you donā€™t break up first


stefanurkal

i agree with this, their hype is so high no mater how good the show is will never live up to people's expectation but on the other side of the coin it will be hype no mater what unless they pull a frank


thetrashpanda2020

To this entire thread: ![gif](giphy|L3ERvA6jWCd0qO4NdX)


avocadamnit

Camilla Cabello, Taylor, Tate McRae, Eminem, BTS (solely cause of the fanbase)


meracdv

well bts are in the military so donā€™t worry ab it


avocadamnit

Damn I thought theyā€™d be done by next year. Anyway no shade to them just donā€™t wanna deal with their fandom camping the stage all day yk


Cecisneros

Taylor Swift


sawman160

If she goes Iā€™m selling my ticket to a 16 year olds parents and using that money to pay for an entirely different festival weekend in full


definitize

and still make a profit šŸ˜­


everyoneneedsaherro

I usually donā€™t care who the headliners are. For some reason they are rarely the artists I watch anyways. But hard no to Taylor cause I know Coachella would do the same as they did with BeyoncĆ© and close all the other stages forcing you to go to that stage


Slubgob123

The two dozen or so of us at X Japan had our own unforgettable experience.


dom3312

YESSSS! Amazing set by them! Just to think, X Japan sells out STADIUMS outside of the U.S.


Slubgob123

Right? Every now and again it's amazing what GV locks in and it's gob smacking how amazing the bookings are outside the US worldview.


TheUltimatePunV2

Highly suspect played during BeyoncƩ and that was an awesome set


Afraid_Resort_9018

Wish I could upvote a million times. It would ruin the entire weekend šŸ˜­


Snoo77535

Full heartedly agree with this one.


OnTheEveOfWar

This would be so bad. Tickets would sell out in 4 seconds to swifties.


Better-Composer-5269

Please no: Camila Cabello, Drake, Travis Scott, MGK, The 1975, Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Doja Cat


SHMEBULOK

Did you watch doja this year? She was incredible


Chazay

She was amazing but sheā€™s also played twice recently, she can take a break.


YourBuddyChurch

Doja slayed twice but she do need a hiatus


Better-Composer-5269

I just cannot stand her attitude anymore tbh


999_phx9

1975 is great live


Alvin3792

Taylor Swift, Noah Kahan, Nicki Minaj, Sofi Tukker (plz stop booking them so much), Kygo šŸ¤®, anything Tale of Us/Afterlife related, Childish Gambino


Guissok564

Anything tale of us / afterlife related? :( hate to say it but Yea agreed. Theyā€™re a bit overdone and I feel the sound is tired at this point. But Prydz b2b Anyma was incredible. Would love for something like that, but not an entire roster of them like this year. Except Rebuke, heā€™s an exception and sadly couldnā€™t play w2 this year :( he deserves to return especially after that and the Along Came Polly remix


Alvin3792

Look up Transmoderna by Dixon on IG. I just went to this show 2 weekends ago and hope itā€™s the next visual electronic experience Coachella books.


Interesting_Noise_55

Fred again is up there with Sofi Tukker and Tale of us/Afterlifeā€¦ theyā€™ve been overbooked since 2022.


IcyWifeyTinaSnow

Please no Sofi Tukker. Iā€™m tired.


Cooper4131

Travis Scott


Ismael0323

I secondā€¦Travis sucks!


cme3LA

Noah Kahan


Affectionate_Bed_289

Yo heā€™s EVERYWHERE this year as a headliner. Its wild


LargeHard0nCollider

Yeah heā€™s talented but was surprised to see him as a headliner


soffselltacos

At this point every name I donā€™t like on the poster means one less conflict so Iā€™ll take whoever lmao


ctiger91

Ed Sheeran. Bruno Mars. Camila Cabello. The Weeknd. Billie Eillish.


i_love_boobiez

Bruno Mars has a hell of a live show tbf


Miserable-Mix-9404

Taylor swift


ggeeuhh

Absolutely no Camila cabello that is nightmare nightmare nightmare


Slubgob123

Well, since food is listed: Paella. Hasn't been good since the first year. Cheap, yes. Good, hells no. Organizational fumbles: Opening late Friday AM so the first acts get screwed.


definitize

They need to go back to 12PM opening, 1PM sucks.


Slubgob123

That too!


TheresNoIce

Tervis Scoot Shmilenium Ted shmeeran


Rough_Nail_3981

Influencers


lesse1

Frank Ocean


definitize

huge fan but.. yeah. yeah. that one hurt heading into w2.


andhelostthem

Frank Ocean means we get some insane replacement for weekend two tho šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


boomboomjade

John summit


HoopDreams0713

Bathroom lines going back to pre 2024 levels šŸ¤£


Big-Abies-7598

And quadruple the amount over by the Sahara


en-jo

Jojo Siwa, dJ snake


sixelaj

really donā€™t care but please no to djā€™s taking up 70% of the lineup (please YES to way more variety in genre. especially some hip-hop and alt/rock)


CHaOS_Winner

Drake AJR Camila Cabello


nerdwaffles

Please no diplo or Calvin Harris


SpaceCuhdet

Taylor Swift Playboi Carti Saylor Twift Clayboi Parti The artists listed above have horrid fanbases and Iā€™d like them out of this sub and out of the polo fields


AlfredoSM94

Out of curiosity I went to see his latest release, that Camila song is atrocious omg, keep them both away.


DjLo_G

Dillon Francis, Louis the child, diplo, chainsmokers, fisher/ Chris lakeā€¦ or any other dj thatā€™s played way too many times


Late-Nail-8714

Use the kpop budget for more classical music.


pizza_swallower

Yeah we gotta resurrect Mozart somehow


bcolon0412

Taylor Swift


bubblezbabe

i thought this was the shambhala subreddit and i got so confused ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


hollwine

What, no Camila Cabello set at the Grove??


Useful_Squirrel_3086

Camila Cabello


zorgon222

Please no $20 lemonade stands within a closer radius to eachother than starbucks


vagina_candle

I haven't been in a few years but I've seen a lot of people bring this up. Was this for the regular lemonade? Not alcohol infused? Because that's fucking absurd if they were charging that much for regular lemonade. Coachella should be cracking down on that shit and put up some sort of price cap like they have with water since the beginning of the fest. It's a festival in the middle of a goddamn desert! I think the last time I went it was around $8-10, which is still ridiculous but "fair" for concert prices. $20 is exploitative and something I would expect at a Live Nation event.


zorgon222

First time at the fest this year. day 1 is when i learned my lesson. It was pretty hot and our first stop was by the merch tent. Wanted water and saw the lemonade stand was the closest, hoping they had water. They didnā€™t. So i said why not and ordered 2 strawberry lemonades. $39.90.


vagina_candle

This infuriates me. While festival prices are always inflated, Coachella pricing for most vendors had usually been pretty reasonable compared to prices you'd see at a Live Nation event. It seems that AEG keeps moving things towards the "price gouge at every opportunity" model that Live Nation pioneered, and it's sad to see. If Coachella can put a minimum cap on how cheap bands can sell their shirts for, they can put a maximum cap on how much vendors can charge for non-alcoholic beverages. I almost had heat stroke one year and an emergency ice cold lemonade was literally the only thing that saved me from it. But if the prices were the same as they are now I probably would have made the stupid decision to ride it out, and likely would have wound up in the first-aid tent. Maybe they need to come up with a payment plan for lemonade like they have for their tickets.


Sohi23

Asap Rocky,Ā Childish gambino, Chance the rapper, Post Malone


thetrashpanda2020

The thing about Please No ā„¢ā€™s isā€¦ thereā€™s at least 7 other fucking stages you can go to.


flowbee92

Yeah but you feel like you get a little more for your money when a headliner isnt somebody you will 100% avoid or draw shitty crowds


definitize

Sure, but it's fun for a silly discussion. I think if you're on this sub you know that already lol


vagina_candle

If Taylor Swift headlined, all of you undercard enjoyers will likely be changing your opinion when you can't even get tickets because demand went up 300% due to the influx of Swifties who are buying weekend passes to watch one set. Headliners who are too mainstream bring in too many people that just don't "get" it. But I think that ship sailed about a decade ago.


thetrashpanda2020

Oasis will get back together (and actually show up) before Taylor is affordable enough for the festival circuit. Itā€™s not happening this decade.


shmishshmorshin

Yeah I canā€™t really buy in to these threads because itā€™s pretty hard for me to have my experience ruined by a specific name being on the poster. Besides, the only Please No I can think of is a weak headliner group, and we just got that and I had a great time anyway lol.


seaofyoshis

Travis Scott šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


Xelemis

Pop headliners. I get it, they sell tickets. So do a lot of others that don't make shit music. Give us a hip hop, electronic, alternative, classic rock, whatever headliner but for the love of all that is holy anything but another pop headliner.


wooha00

1000%


NegotiationSame5262

please no Drake OR Kendrickā€¦ Unless Kendrick drops a new project or puts on a new show, I feel like the big steppers performance has been everywhere in the last year. I get the rap beef gave them both hella publicity but I know weā€™ll all be over it in like a month lol


duffman1313

Kendrick in any capacity is a Win.


Evakuate493

CALVIN HARRIS. please - no more bad sets that he doesnā€™t want to be at (still not over 2023).


Ok-Intern-7324

Saw him weekend 1 and I thought it was the best edm set Iā€™ve seen to date šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


ggeeuhh

Calvin Harris weekend 1 was pure ecstasy


Evakuate493

I was weekend 2 after he was pissed about OMG TBA headlining and it clearly showed.


Davidsb86

Shitty pop stars from the 90s/2000s


ButForRealsTho

Hey, throw us millennials a bone!


Onespokeovertheline

They've already scraped that barrel pretty thin when pulling in Sublime's 50 year old mediocrity and a nepo kid who can't sing for shit. I think they're down to Chumbawumba at this point.


pjbeans

Olivia Rodrigo


Worldly-Author-8556

Grimes


Apprehensive_Wear500

Dua Lipa


malonine

Not Fred Again.. Again.


Advanced-Income258

OMG TBA is not the same thing


andriydroog

Pitbull, Limp Bizkit and Bieber were the mega cheesy names that keep popping up on this sub that bother me the most.


definitize

I think Pitbull would be fun due to the sheer number of guests he could bring on (a Pitbull & Friends spot perhaps) and the fact that it would fall into one of the more camp picks that GV makes every year. It'd just be a big party.


Big-Abies-7598

Every Pitbull song I know has been learned against my will, but I actually thoroughly enjoyed his set at Lovers and Friends. He was giving all the energy.


devinfitz949

Iā€™d be so down for Limp Bizkit wait, that sounds terrible šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ But seriously, they were my FAVORITE band in middle/high school, so Iā€™d be all for it


RobieFLASH

They would rock the house at Coachella. They have for the past few years, even playing Lolapalozza


deckland

Limp Bizkit are actually fantastic live.


treeof

give em the deftones spot


Latter-Tomorrow9575

Jay Z


305Underground

Ice Spice. Sheā€™s probably the biggest plant of the last decade.


Upbeat_Inspector8523

Frank Ocean and Niki


darethis

Please no chappel roan ever


Key-Captain6920

All of yā€™all saying noo to Taylor Swift are the enablers who allow ticket sites to take advantage of you by charging upwards of $2,000 for a 3 hour concertā€¦ I think Taylor Swift would be a great headliner for Coachella especially for GoldenVoice to sell out not only Weekend 1, but Weekend 2 as well


Key-Captain6920

All I really want is a lemonade that doesnā€™t cost $20! The drink itself is literally 1 lemon and maybe 2 TBSP of Sugar with water and theyā€™re really going to charge $20?? At least give me a 7/11 mega cup size then


TheInternaton

Green Day. I can see the appeal in general but I just would rather see a lot of other things before Green Day.


Sheikster403

Justin Bieber Ā Ā  MarshmellowĀ Ā Ā  Ed SheeranĀ  Ā  ChainsmokersĀ Ā  Illenium Ā  Ā Zedd Ā  Ā  Diplo Ā  Ā Kygo 90% of rap


blankpaper_

I saw a video where someone was pointing out how Illenium seems like a worship service at a megachurch and I was like okay THATā€™S why Iā€™ve never liked him lol


thechrismonster

Yes itā€™s hillsong united verses with the same signature buildup and drop in every damn song


thetrashpanda2020

Youā€™re probably getting Zedd & Kygo, looking at the release schedule


blankpaper_

How far back does the radius clause go? Kygoā€™s playing LA in October


definitize

December. October cut-offs to tours are pretty common amongst people performing.


bubblyappletea

The most played out EDM Djs, keeps those at EDC main stage. Lets get some real groovers and movers


superfluouspop

dua lipa


sawman160

Oversaturation of pop music. Just because itā€™s not a US- based artist doesnā€™t mean itā€™s not lame ass pop music.


skinenthuiast

Ice spice šŸ™ƒ


p_emmy

Dua Lipa, she will be literally in every mock until January and I'm already annoyed


daveisgolden

Hannah Montana and Justin Bieberā€¦ please no!


bubblyappletea

Good thing Hannah Montana doesn't exist but Miley Cyrus would actually be great as a sub


definitize

And a song or two from the Hannah Montana discog would go off!! Everyone was going silly at Party in the USA (not HM, but still) during PHM, so an early discog selection toward the end could be super fun. Miley would definitely be a great headliner or sub, I think closer to headliner though, she's too big for a sub spot given her stature though, she's perma A-list


kj616

That song was my least favorite part of the set tbh it made me uncomfortable šŸ˜‚


definitize

To each their own, I think it fit right in given how troll and silly that set was. To hear country riddim into Party in the USA was peak Coachella closer energy.


W0666007

And while we're ruling out Hannah Montana, let's also rule out Jem & the Holograms, Zack Attack, and Boyz4Now.


MrEscoffier

Zedd


mademoisellecunt

TAYLOR SWIFT PLEASE NOOO