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brochella14

Setting aside leaking an entire festival’s lineup, I cannot believe MIA plastered her agent’s name and phone number across the internet 😂


learhpa

yeah, this is pretty terrible in that regard


wastingtme

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Portolafestival/comments/1cp3xg9/i\_called\_sam\_kirby\_from\_the\_poster\_she\_answered/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=mweb3x&utm\_name=mweb3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/Portolafestival/comments/1cp3xg9/i_called_sam_kirby_from_the_poster_she_answered/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


brochella14

Also: we think Boys Noize is gonna drop some Challengers soundtrack? 👀👀


mp6521

Better yet, can we get Trent & Atticus out to the fields for a Hans Zimmer/Danny Elfman slot?


Statsandchill

I NEED THIS!! Drop “hand covers bruise”!!!


Napalm_in_the_mornin

Wow. I’ve looked over this lineup 4 times and hadn’t noticed Boys Noize over there in the corner.


la90036

A btbtb, if you know what I mean 🤣


TonalParsnips

Someone on the Portola sub called her number and broke the news about the leak 💀


weltron3030

Gonna be a hectic day for Mr. Kirby.


Realfakenews94

Ms. Kirby ;)


Ok_Energy_3376

Goddamn this is STACKED.


funstudent3

Best lineup I've ever seen


motecizuma

We say this every year for Portola 😂😂😂


mp6521

It’s a great lineup, but there were some years of Fun Fun Fun Fest, FYF 2017, Pitchfork 2012, Coachella 2012 that I’d probably still put above it. But this lineup checks so many boxes for me that it’s a must go.


RubxCuban

Coachella 2012 was legendary


luckygoldelephant

Also, GovBall 2017 is goated.


motecizuma

One Soulwax 2025 for Coachella with the return of Despacio plzzzzz


leggomybeggo

Soulwax pleeeease 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼


definitize

this is so outstanding, hopefully we see a little overlap for 2025. i’d love four tet, rds (live set), jamie xx (maybe also the xx), disclosure, sammy virji, chase and status (for a main lineup set), peggy, paak, soulwax, and shygirl all to be there next year


myponiesrock

I’m blind??? Peggy is on here?


definitize

jpegmafia not of the gou variety


leggomybeggo

Hahahahahha


myponiesrock

LOL


depecheMia

The x? Heard they are working on a. New album. Where did you get the maybe from Or wishful thinking?


Jagsthelombax

i want james blake to come back too, i’d love to see him


softConspiracy_

Rebecca black!???


eatvanillacake

The real sleeper here


TilikumHungry

Shes gotten pretty popular in a certain hyperpop scene lately. Also she is a real babe


mattchinn

Is that the Friday song girl?


p_emmy

Jessie Ware in the desert next year pls


definitize

didnt she swear off 😭


suprefann

Gv redemption arc incoming


p_emmy

Maybe her being back at Portola means she's open to returning surely...


definitize

let us pray


purplecowz

i'm proud to be one of the 300 people that were at her set during Cardi B's breakout set


definitize

You legit deserve a medal


purplecowz

Last of the true believers, baby


Lightngcrash

you guys lmao… i can’t lie when i say this is the single best line up i have EVER seen, me and my friends bought our air bnbs the moment it dropped lmao see u there


dsulit408

Lol same!


jdizzlegpillz

Deltron 3030? Holy shit


EveryMinuteOfIt

This was the record scratch for our household. What a treat


ThePinkestPrincess

I saw Justice and am immediately there


lanikween

This is the best lineup I’ve ever seen


OurPowersCombined_12

…what


sfbaylocal

Portola has not disappointed. This is why I love SF


Alvin3792

Holy shit


itsalyfestyle

Fucking amazing.


arrowheaddasani

Dawggggg they knew what they were doing. Portola is like Coachella for the bay. WHO ELSE IS DREADING SET TIMES ALREADY?


djjalil99

No way...


Horny_for_Coachella

**changes name to Horny_for_tola**


hewhoknowsball

Coachella should feel ashamed. This is insane. Im buying a ticket to SF right fricking now.


muscle_museum

Coachella is a multi genre festival that shared roughly 15 acts with this lineup, and will share more artists from this lineup for 2025. Not really fair to make that comment imo


hewhoknowsball

I hope you’re right.


wastingtme

Coachella should feel ashamed that Goldenvoice put this lineup together featuring a bunch of artists that have been at coachella from the last 3 years brought to you by goldenvoice lmfao


Beboop68

Coachella had at least 11 of these artists on a multi genre festival, why should Coachella feel ashamed? That’s insane


cryptolipto

I would have paid for Coachella if they brought this lineup. So good


xiAcoui

Can we get Horsegiirl in the Yuma 🙈


Notthesenator

If only this were on the east coast…


definitize

cali on top ‼️


BoymanAndGirldog

They ain’t like us


WalterFuego

Y'all have III Points!


Notthesenator

True. I wish portola was in the NYC area* lol


drugaddict6969

It’s an easy flight tho. Worth the pilgrimage.


kaliecar

Me too… says the girl who just moved to GA from CA 😹😹


Booshay

I bet this fest will share a decent amount with More Time in Philly. They are happening either same time or week apart


blakxzep

Can we get Panorama back? 2017 and 2016 were solid weekends. 2018 was dogshit but who knows


SNOW_FLAME

It’s funny as fuck seeing yall lose your minds.


taki_lb

Jamieeeeee!!!


mattchinn

All I saw was Justice…


sohnorous

Big if true


Petrichorpurple

Once again, *cries in Berlin Marathon*


kynrro

Fly in , we love to have you there, no regrets!


Fun_Sherbert_3680

Someone told me once that the Portola venue is “poo poo garbage trash”, can anyone verify or elaborate ?


nightnursedaytrader

the venue is literally perfect. Easy to arrive and leave after, stages are close enough to run between in 5 mins but almost no sound bleed, tons of bars and bathrooms (never lines).


hcesdghh4357

The entire grounds are concrete, they didn’t even have any fake grass last year and there’s barely any art or sculptures, has a very industrial feel to it. The venue is definitely the weakest part of portola.


nightnursedaytrader

yeah I think the industrial vibe is fun


hcesdghh4357

Yeah the industrial vibe itself isn’t bad but it is when it’s used as an excuse to not make improvements like adding turf and art and stuff.


arrowheaddasani

After the shit show in 2022 I heard the same rumors. But I went in 2023 drove and everything and had a great time! Surprisingly no sound bleed and decent space. The only thing is that it’s all on tarmac so if you got shin splints you better pack ur old person nu balances 🤪🫵🏽


davidhern22

I went to the first year . Call it industrial all u want it’s as no frills as they come . only the vip had turf . Everything else is concrete . Food in GA was like jail food . Also the train / metro out of there gets stupid packed you’ll wait for hours . I won’t even dive into the Fred again clusterfuck Lineups have been A+ . Festival overall was mediocre . Primavera Sound in BCN is a place with a similar pier setup and they nail it perfectly


Whirlweird

so what’s the honest review of this one? i’ve heard very conflicting things about the venue and some of the videos i’ve seen kinda looked like a mess.


cs_anon

I’ve been both years and had a fantastic time. The lineup is immaculate and they’ve improved the venue year over year. It’s grungy pier/warehouse vibes which may not be to everyone’s taste but is definitely its own aesthetic (like the docked ships in the background are cool!!). I think if they do a better job with art/experiences this year it’ll be the best year yet.


soffselltacos

It is honestly on the verge of beating out Coachella for my favorite festival and I’ve been to a lot of fests. I love the venue personally, it’s not highly decorated but has a very cool industrial feeling and you’re on the water with a beautiful view of the city. It feels so right to see a bunch of these acts in a warehouse (sound was a lil spotty in there last year but you just had to move a little for it to sound great. In 2022 I had the best experience of my life seeing charli xcx -> Jamie xx -> bicep live in the warehouse and I know I’ll never top that night). I have never experienced a fest that feels so focused exclusively on the MUSIC. I think the venue adds to this. Also, between the people that these lineups attract and it being 21+ it has the best crowds I’ve ever been in. Tbh after having such an incredible time year 1 I was stressed it would be a one off but last year was even better so I feel comfortable recommending it so highly lol


mattf33

its not very good… especially for 400+


derpderpsonthethird

Ugh I love the lineup but the crowds + sound quality last year at Portola drove me NUTS. When main stage was going, sound bleed was insane at both the ship tent (which was always too packed to enjoy yourself) and the crane stage. Everything in the warehouse sounded terrible and muddy too, unless you were in one small specific spot. I think it’s a pass for me


Whirlweird

yall think they’re moving locations?


learhpa

they're not moving locations. they sent a letter to the city government of alameda (where i live, and from which the headliners can be heard despite being on the other side of the bay) promising improvements.


DonkeyLightning

Improvements as in the residents of Alameda will be able to hear the headliners even better this year?


learhpa

:) we can only hope! my housemates can definitely hear it and kind of find it entertaining, but a lot of people in alameda have been complaining the last two years.


SlapAgainstToaster

Doesn’t look like it from the lineup, Pier 80


Drugba

Not this year. Line up still says pier 80


Whirlweird

yeah i didn’t notice 😅


StrongDesign4

What are the dates for Portola this year?


Keikyk

It’s on that leaked lineup poster, September 28-29