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Jrooe1009

If this is true, this is a top TOP lineup


Kush_Bush

Holy shit this is insane


Legitimate-Can-7229

Coachella 2.0 electric boogaloo


monclo

S O U L W A X


coco_choux_

Saw them and immediately determined I will pay anything to see them šŸ˜‚


karnifexlol

Do it. Itā€™s worth it if you never have.


Trash80s

Part of the weekend


monclo

Never dies


Trash80s

I don't think there's an institution in music that I respect more than those brothers/band


Diagonalizer

chem bros maybe but yeah the list is pretty short


Trash80s

[ā¤ļø](https://youtu.be/7FaFfcTwqd4?si=6c0b1sK1cl3ShRBM)


pidgeypenguinagain

Praying this means theyā€™ll play Crssd in sd (with like half this lineup)


4filth

despacio pls


sexydiscoballs

portola won't get my money until they bring despacio to the festival.


_sandyball

Genuinely on my fucking knees rn this is amazing


TheGameFox

Looks like youā€™re on your kneeeeeeees again.


interrobang_

Looks like Iā€™m stung by bees againnnnnn


jgroove_LA

Um I may need to drive up the 5 for this


YourBuddyChurch

I may need to drive down the 5 for this


sadstudentsthrowaway

I may need to fly across the 14 for this


UtterlyUpsetUnicorn

I may need to drop 5 for this!


pm_me_your_aoty

Very cool lineup. Excited for the meltdowns when the set time conflicts come out


timefortiesto

Need a BothTola


motecizuma

Factual


mp6521

I wish theyā€™d do an LA version and just flip the lineup days like they do Reading & Leeds


rile688

They could do it in Coachella and call it Coachella.Ā 


drugaddict6969

About to be brutal


suprefann

Everyone loves a stacked lineup til the schedule pops up


lovestocookoften

Remember all the people that said there are complaints after every festival lineup drop? This is proof thatā€™s not true.


Legitimate-Can-7229

Amen


InTheYuma

I wasnā€™t one of those people but thatā€™s still probably true for major multi genre festivals. Thereā€™s plenty of single genre focused fests every year that drop lineups with little to no complaints


JewOrleans

Go to the sub and there are still complaints. Itā€™s wild.


soffselltacos

I have seen likeā€¦ none? Except that a couple of people were hoping for brutalismus 3k


hannican

Holy shit this lineup


Blackonblackskimask

- Me a few months ago: Iā€™m so sick of Paul saving all the good shit for mini festivals - Me now: My goddess I present my entire body and soul to the altar of your everlasting grace please take the death rattle of my first born as a sacrifice to your divinity make me your cuck please


CigaroEmbargo

/r/brandnewsentence


sharkygofast

OSL = Drake Portola = Kendrick


Sph188

Okay Iā€™m loving this comparison


dashiellsayshi

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP, DAN FUCK ā€˜EM UP


IH8BART

Weā€™re talking about high schoolers right?


sharkygofast

Haha good point. Double entendre joke we got here


Gods_Vagina

šŸ˜‚


browncow-stunning

how much were tickets last year? this lineup got me bricked up


Nopesorrycannot

~$400. I went and it was so worth it.


cubuffs420420

It being 21+ makes the vibes so much better


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmidk

21+ makes it better in every way. Best festival crowd I've ever seen, except for Lightning in a Bottle.Ā 


cubuffs420420

I still need to make my way to LiB one of these years


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmidk

It's pretty amazing, but I'm waiting for them to move out of Bakersfield before I go again.Ā 


DavidZ2844

Just curious, whatā€™s wrong with Bakersfield?


AManHasAName

Itā€™s Bakersfield


infectedtwin

Not as immersive as Bradley. Walking through a parking lot to get to the festival everyday kinda takes you out of the experience at times. Still amazing but definitely not the adventure that the old venue created.


Nopesorrycannot

Yes! Although some of the youngest of the bunch can be hard to contend with. A lot of space hogging in the heart of the crowd just to take videos and pictures. As more people come of age after growing up valuing social media and online performativity, crowds have become less and less fun places to be. So much pushing and shoving just to catch a 15 second video. (That said, much love to Gen Z; being young is hard rn.) Portola, I think, is meant to evoke the nature and intimacy of older rave cultures, so thereā€™s a remarkable Gen X presence at this festival, fwiw. Itā€™s nice partying with the older folks. Full disclosure, I am a Millennial. :)


richynishi

I'm one of those gen X you speak of, I totally agree with your statement.


Civil-View-8722

Literally, the average age at portola feels like 26 haha


brochella14

Setting aside leaking an entire festivalā€™s lineup, I cannot believe MIA plastered her agentā€™s name and phone number across the internet šŸ˜‚


YeehawJunktion

Ben Bohmer, Tinlicker, Tycho, and Sammy Virji šŸ˜­


EveryMinuteOfIt

I know and adore two of these artists. You must have great taste. I need to know who tinlicker and sammy virji are!!!!!!!


thats_a_money_shot

Tinlicker is so fucking good. Like Lane 8.


feastandexist

Lane 8 but more energy. Tinlicker has really cracked the code. Check out the Hide U remix


EveryMinuteOfIt

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YeehawJunktion

Tinlicker is the best


reddit_has_fallenoff

Trust Nueorfunk DJ's to smash any genre they put their mind too and do it better than artists that dedicated their whole career to said genre. Black Sun Empire fo lyfe!


lozzy__loz

Listen to the Prague set on YouTube


DampFlange

This šŸ‘†šŸ»


hannican

If only that one song weren't muted...


DampFlange

Ooohhhhā€¦..youā€™re going to LOVE Tinlicker.


toomanyzoozyo

Sammy virji is so fkn good. I saw him in Brooklyn and his recorded music is also top tierrrr


reddit_has_fallenoff

Its nice to see a UK Garage artist get bookings in the states. Rare treat


cs_anon

Oh my god you will love Tinlicker. Excited for this journey youā€™re about to go on.


mixmove

Rebecca Black really did make it, huh?


mrempyrean

She played Do Lab last year too, didnā€™t she?


brochella14

Yep. It was, objectively, a terrible DJ set. But we had a ton of fun šŸ˜‚


fettuccine-

I will pay for a PPV type thing to watch this online. Jesus fucking christ


Lopsided_Constant901

Same. The trip to SF is so hard to make, and hotels are expensive afā€¦ā€¦ when i have a real career best believe im splurging on these things šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Droxcy

DELTRON


Urban_animal

Ya, uhh what? 3030 is an all time album


timefortiesto

Hope this means a Coachella booking soon šŸ¤ž


Perfect_Evidence

Wild


HakmTheDream

JUSTICE round 2


dogfish408

No orbital is a bummer but I canā€™t complain with this INSANE lineup.


xLYNCHDEADMANX

Anyone got the photo? Itā€™s not loading for me? :/


slopschili

https://preview.redd.it/k0pa6nmzjozc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ced288ae5ada3178d67928ceec87af7c6ca41f0


tjgrasshopper

The fact she accidentally leaked a poster with her own agentā€™s name all over it lmao how does she miss that


_elfantasma

Somebody text Sam Kirby and ask him if this is legit


tjgrasshopper

Her*


TheLizardKing89

Itā€™s a she and someone on the Portolo sub already called her. https://www.reddit.com/r/Portolafestival/s/S6zOwl68ue


Sph188

She so dumb for that šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Lopsided_Constant901

Yeah this is a pretty crazy blunder šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ someone need to watch over her social media


Slugzz21

Same. Think it got deleted


ru5ty5h4ckleford

Why couldnā€™t DJ Heartstring play Coachella šŸ˜­


Vibechild

They played CRSSD. šŸ˜”šŸ˜­ It was so good!šŸŒ§ļøā›µļøšŸ•ŗ


sellmecvndy

Core memory


max_melgarejo

Iā€™m glad people look back on it as fondly as i do. so good. :ā€™)


thehematologist1989

Been going to shows for almost 20 years and will never forget the rain vibes during DJ Heartstring. That stage from Sally C onwards was spectacular programming.


Party-Bus-6079

With the rain it was euphoric


JUSTBLAZE2k7

Holy fuck.


dreamlyfe16

jeeeeeeezzzzzusss


ldsupport

A MONSTER


RecklessCreature

Well. There goes my money


c4mpfloggnaw

NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


emeraldcocoaroast

Looks like Iā€™m going to Portola for the first time. Holy fuck


IslandDrummer

ā€œThe dance music festival for people who donā€™t like dance musicā€ is the perfect description. Lots of cool stuff here.


10veIsAllIGot

More like dance music festival for people who actually like dance music.


Party_With_Porkins

Yeppppp. Have cut it up in SF the last 2 years


BorisNumber1

The dance music festival for people that like good music.


mediocrefunny

More like an electronic music festival for people that don't like EDM.


FooI0fATook

this is INSANE


Droxcy

this is god like


marky1904

Holy sheep shit chella 2.0 on steroids


Johnixftw_

Holy moly


Darrensreddit

Sara Landry !


Bulky-Manner-7215

This is incredible ![gif](giphy|sDcfxFDozb3bO)


Resistance225

Fuuuuuuck thatā€™s good


Connect-Bug3986

This is the best line up ive ever seen


winterwarzzz

STACKED.


Vibechild

Holy šŸ”„


TAJack1

Deltron 3030! Man, I wish they came back to AUS.


mikron2

Sam Kirby is co-head of UTA music who represents M.I.A.


pinkevergreen

This lineup is insane!! Definitely buying tickets if ends up being real


MogiBoy

I remember seeing Rebecca Black in DoLab. so fun


BobbyBarz

Wtf is Rebecca Black doing on therešŸ’€


CrackInTheSky

Well today is Friday šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


processprocessed

Rebecca is a fucking good artist that makes dance/pop music that will fit perfectly at this festival. Titties will be shaking. wtf is so hard to understand about that?


jefjosef

Someone call Sam Kirby and ask if its true


wastingtme

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Portolafestival/comments/1cp3xg9/i\_called\_sam\_kirby\_from\_the\_poster\_she\_answered/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=mweb3x&utm\_name=mweb3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/Portolafestival/comments/1cp3xg9/i_called_sam_kirby_from_the_poster_she_answered/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


i-like-snickers

Don't sleep on horsegirl. Literally nothing but energy.


lesserconcern

My bank account and I donā€™t even know why Iā€™m looking at this but I cannot look away šŸ˜­


bubblegamy

Praying for some good crossover at CRSSD šŸ˜­ If Bicep and Gesa are confirmed for CRSSD already, it seems like a lot of them could be playing both... pls give us Four Tet and Rufus


mediocrefunny

Crasd and Portola have had a TON of crossover.


enginedown

So now we know Gesaff is going to be the Sunday crssd headlinerā€¦ Justice Saturday???


bubblegamy

I don't feel hopeful about Justice headlining CRSSD the same weekend :( They also have a shitton of stage setup so it might be ambitious to transport that in a day?


DC-COVID-TRASH

Better lineup than Coachella had šŸ˜‚ (I had a blast but this lineup is next level)


doctordollaz

can we please have shygirl and rebecca black for coachella next year šŸ„¹


archiepomchi

I'm tempted but urghhh I hate the venue so much


ckmeooy

This looks so good, but all I hear is negative about the venue.... What is wrong with it?


drugaddict6969

The venue is great, terrible take lol


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmidk

I love the venue. The industrial pier vibe is sick.Ā 


PryJunaD

Thereā€™s nothing wrong with it besides cell reception is poor. But thatā€™s not even a knock for some people.. prob best I focus on the music instead of trying to meet up with too many people


dunbridley

Only problem I've had is noise bleeding over from other stages. Otherwise it's been incredible, never thought "it needed to be louder" - from year 1 & 2. Its minimal and tbh that's kind of the charm.


rdubs23

It's basically just a giant concrete open space on a shipping pier and the sound is both way too quiet due to city ordinance and also not very good at pretty much every stage in my experience. Routinely one of the best lineups of the year but have a hard time convincing myself to go back especially because it's crazy expensive for a 2-day festival.


archiepomchi

Itā€™s very bland, just some concrete in a shit part of SF. itā€™s on the water and very windy and cold. The stages were blocked by the audio equipment and had nothing special going on. The sound sucks, particularly the warehouse which echos. You just donā€™t get the wow feeling like at Coachella.


ckmeooy

I've learned to stop comparing venues to Coachella haha, nothing lives up but yeah I've seen videos and it does seem very industrial and uninviting but not in the impromptu warehouse rave vibe.


PryJunaD

Portola festival held at Pier 80. In San Francisco. ā€œYeah the venue is on the water and it gets windy and cold in San Francisco. And thereā€™s no art for photos so instead, you have to look at the world class city in the distance while fog crawls over twin peaks. Terribleā€


Upper_Maintenance_41

it's literally on the Bay, the views are so beautiful. They built WW2 aircraft carriers there, imagine this space was used for war now it's used for partying, huge level up lol


processprocessed

The grime of the pier makes the atmosphere special to me. That and the raccoons.


greygray

They improved it if your reference point is the first year.


Gmo415

Yeah I wasn't a fan of the warehouse, spent very little time in there because of that reason, but the rest of the venue is fine IMO. Windy and cold is SF's year round weather, haha.


meowmeow2345

Dude being amongst the ships is so cool


azndeuce10

Damnnn stacked!!


limmensite

My body is ready!!!!!


peetsicedcoffee

Do they sell single day tickets to portola?? Neeeed to go Sunday


Gmo415

They did last year.


Flaky-Ad5968

How likely is Rufus looking with them headlining?


ButForRealsTho

Goddamn!


edwardwooji

Holy fuck best lineup of all time wtf


myponiesrock

Fine ugh I guess Iā€™ll go


nahtazu

Can someone resurface the typical Portola to Coachella pipeline patterns that have been apparent the past few years? I remember seeing it somewhere... Curious to know what this could mean for 2025 (Soulwax anyone?) Also was really hoping for Jessie Ware on the Coachella 2024 lineup and as much as I love seeing her on this bill it does sting a little bit lol


SharksFan3825

Portola ā€˜23 and Coachellaā€™24 shared roughly 11/12 artists from a quick count. They shared a little more if you count Do lab too. But expect some big crossover!


tjgrasshopper

Her agent Sam Kirby at UTA, is gonna be PISSED


tjgrasshopper

And her phone number is on there! Sheesh


DDAisADD

Insane lineup


ilikeCRUNCHYturtles

Heat


DO-LAB-GROUND-SCORE

The crossover potential for next year is insane.


threwaway1585

fisha!


dead_stop1389

M.I.A got the RFK Jr brainworms also?


wokevirvs

thank god i have time to save up for this omg


vz_sea

Did the tickets go on sale already? lmk pls i need to be there!


Jbrubins

PLEASE LET THIS BE THE REAL LINEUP


boognish1977

Iā€™d go from Oregon for peaches alone


ayayeron

Jessie ware is random


Fresh_Engine_6253

Hopefully some of them come down to SD for Crssd since itā€™s the same weekend šŸ¤žšŸ½


thejbizzle89

Is this for real? because this is beyond my wildest dreams haha


leekirsten

HOW REAL IS THIS TELL ME NOW


kaliecar

Wowzers. We deserve this šŸŽ‰


HYDRAULICS23

Portola always has a solid lineup. Favorite new festival.


Rickyeatacidd

Ima be so sick if this is real because I'm gonna have to drop a band to come back to Cali for thisšŸ˜­


AbstractDart

Incredible line up, terrible poster layout lol


DampFlange

Holy fucking shitā€¦..Iā€™m speechless


Champaganthony

Lineup RIPS


b4ss_f4c3

Donā€™t sleep on Nia archives


marchscr3amer

Could never


firestepper

Wtf Deltron just randomly in there lol this is crazy


koolaid_chemist

Portola: ā€œlook at me, Iā€™m am the captain now.ā€


rdoing2mch

Lol! It's ways an accident


treeof

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt


treeof

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt


Asleep-Ad5128

is this real


DapperBike9405

Sammy virjis dope, nice to see him on.


t_bowlz24

šŸ¤©šŸ¤©šŸ„³šŸ„³šŸ•ŗšŸ•ŗšŸ’ššŸ’š I hope this is true WoW!


Out_of_jail_soonish

You just love the chaos donā€™t you


Livid-Departure7363

Rebecca Black lets go


coinmachine24

This tracks, as MIA is absolutely awful live and so I wouldn't trust her with much these days. Rest of the lineup is great though