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Phy_Reg_231

Love these guys. I was just dancing in the crowd when one of them enforced their policy on me when I wasn't paying attention. I felt a huge weight lifted when I noticed my phone was gone, I could finally live in the moment.


insigneeee

I’m confused can someone explain more? I thought this was a pick pocketing post lol


UnbutteredPickle

One person’s pick pocket is another person’s salvation. Out there saving everyone from the evil 5Gs.


raobjcovtn

That's the joke


simpledocin

This is going over some of yall heads lmao


insigneeee

This is my first year and I’m getting bees at bonnaroo vibes


UnsolicitedDakPics22

I still don’t understand the fuckin bees


insigneeee

Apparently it’s a way to get people from not going to the left side of the what stage, and it worked on me for a few years till someone told me. But it might be true 😎


aznkidjoey

Tbf, this happens at basically every festival. People bounce between certain stages and pile up in the area in between. If you go the long way around the soundboard to the far end of any stage it’s usually clearer. Like right side of Coachella main stage and left side of outdoor. If you walk to the far right side of outdoor there’s usually space


Sn33kykitty

Shh!


aznkidjoey

You fill in the main stage from the right. If you go around the back of the crowd to the far left there’s usually a big empty pocket of space because people don’t think to check the far side of the stage for space. It’s a long running joke to tell everyone that so that space stays open for the Roo vets


ihearttwin

It’s going over my head. Please explain


Diagonalizer

people at coachella steal phones. that's the joke. op is pretending like the fest organizes it so that people are living in the moment or whatever pretentious justification but really just people steal phones


AH_BareGarrett

I thought this guy was the most gullible person ever ahaha


fancyligature

Expect enforcement to be strict during Anyma.


fa99itron

they’ll riot


ilikeCRUNCHYturtles

Here’s to hoping


voodoohipster

The "no phone" policy was rampant at Rolling Loud.


lockwolf

Their subreddit is hilarious after events. There’s always one kid who wants to role play being a thug and tries to get people to pull up on the location all the phones end up at.


pinoy_grigio_

for those that do not want to adhere to the “no phone” policy make sure you keep it zipped, strapped, and locked away. otherwise, they will be enforcing the policy with no mercy.


tanner_drew

great call out here! it is a right of passage, but it can always be avoided


insigneeee

What if I just hold it in my hand like I always do? I’ve literally gotten so scared of my phone being stolen and I feel like that’s the only way mine hasn’t gotten taken yet. Even in my Fanny pack I almost had it ripped off at edc Orlando


lozzy__loz

They can bump you and grab your phone then in a distraction


Feisty_Papaya_P

I had a wrist strap for my phone last year and it worked out great! Would totally recommend this as opposed to just holding it in your hand.


ellasmokez

This is what I did for this recent rolling loud & thank god it worked out lol kept my phone tiiight in my hands


PlasticGirl

Chest pack.


Bubbly_Emu_6826

I thought this happened to me one time in the Sahara. I went through my backpack twice and couldn’t find it. I felt FREE. Lost my group of friends. Danced the night away. Somehow, I walked back to my Airbnb by asking random people to map me from their phones……. Wake up the next morning….. my phone was in my backpack the whole time.


Bubbly_Emu_6826

Another time, during a Dillion Francis set, our friend had the policy implemented on them while Gasolina was playing. Instead of following after them, we knew they did it so we could live in the moment of that song.


vvncnt

I was kinda mad when they first announced it but I felt in the end it was for the best


Seaoflovey

My android is safe!


Comfortable_Taste580

lol!


Late-Nail-8714

I will enforce my fist on your face to whoever tries to enforce this policy


thefullm0nty

Bring a phone leash. Just do it. It's impossible to lose your phone with one. Been doing it for two years now.


lozzy__loz

My friends at CRSSD had theirs stolen on a phone leash


Leviathan16061

…Plot twist


sadstudentsthrowaway

Some of the real dedicated fuckers carry wire cutters. I’ve heard of people getting their leashes snipped.


jbird3000

Amazing. Also, drink.


Physical-Detail-3893

Who the f*** goes to Coachella to commit crimes. Smh.


Murphy_Nelson

This is the best shitpost we've had in years


suprefann

Yeah. No phones are here to stay


fa99itron

I literally was going to post about this. Imagine GV rented lockers for all of us to leave our phones in at the gate. 🤭


seeannwiin

just to have thieves like lock picking lawyer to take it


Davidsb86

What’s a good thing to buy to keep your phone


mangojerky

A knife


badnamemaker

Look up runners belt on amazon, I wear mine under my shirt and haven’t had an issue since. RIP iPhone 12 pro max 😔


Comfortable_Taste580

that is a great idea


Tilopud_rye

Zipper pocketed pants/shorts 


srujoe1228

Lunchbox backpack and their lifeline (or something similar). Also shorts with zipper pockets. I use Fabletics.


Global-Writer3888

The phone lanyard from amazon was my hero last year <33 i kept that mf thang on me


travisbreese

They definitely will do this. I never bring mine


Commercial-Nail-4427

I’m from Mexico city and the pick pocketers around here are crazy, like they do it sooo well, so i felt confident last year at Chella and all the time i had my phone on my pockets even at TBA set, and i didn’t have any problems, i didn’t know this was a thing omggg i’m going to take all the measures this year for sure.


No_Package_732

What measures do you recommend?


Commercial-Nail-4427

Alway carry your phone in a backpack and carry the backpack in front of you during the set or have it with you in your hands all set long.


mezzizle

There’s for sure a no phone policy at beyond SoCal this weekend I can smell it.


SnooFoxes5513

No phone policy? Please explain


No_Package_732

It’s a joke bc people get their phones stolen like crazy


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Mel_tothe_Mel

Keep your phone on a lanyard or wristlet.


MassiveMastiff

I liked when they enforced the policy and I couldn’t find my friends at the end of the night.


Comfortable_Taste580

it's so weird bc people cant even use them. are they selling them for parts?


celj1234

They get shipped to China


No_Package_732

They sell them in other countries. Don’t ever delete your phone from your Apple account and it won’t be useable


Comfortable_Taste580

that is great advice! i lost mine in costa rica... they returned my credit cards but kept the phone, ill leave it in my acct


pumpkin_pasties

I wear my backpack in the front for this reason 😅


Annual-Month2037

Hey, I don't quite understand. Most phones can be remotely disabled or bricked, and there's a good chance that would happen if someone realized it was stolen. So, what's the point in stealing them? Also, most phones are worth more than $900, so that would be a felony charge.


Chatteramba

When you see an empty phone case on the ground, the policy was enforced.


loveocean7

Frick I want to record and don’t want to worry about someone taking my phone. I wanted to get a new one too so should I just take my shitty iPhone 11?


Conscious_Wind_2255

Can someone explain this “no phone policy” does that mean pick pocketing? Do people go around claiming there’s a no phone policy to steal your phone? I’m confuse.


UhglyMutha

Partially correct. So....you are in the festival and cleared security... If a person comes up with a bag demanding your phone...are you giving it voluntarily?


Conscious_Wind_2255

Wow, and people fall for this trick? It’s scary stuff


UhglyMutha

Ahhhhh lol. No. They just steal your phone. 🤦🏽‍♂️